April 24th TWCC v Partridge Green (no play due to several circumstances principally a lack of PG players)
May 1st Streat and Westmeston v TWCC
May 8th TWCC v Greys
May 15th Lindfield v TWCC
May 22nd Bolney v TWCC
May 29th Parham CC v TWCC - Called off
June 5th West Chiltington v TWCC
June 12th TWCC v Rottingdean
June 19th TWCC v Malayalee
July 1st to 3rd Tour!
July 10th Staplefield v TWCC - Called off
July 17th TWCC v Wisley
July 24th Henfield v TWCC - Called off
July 31st Partridge Green v - Called off
August 7th TWCC v Xiles - Called off; no Xiles present
August 14th Warnham CC v TWCC - Called off, not by us!
August 21st Warninglid CC v TWCC
August 28th Crescent CC v TWCC
September 4th Ashurst v TWCC
September 11th TWCC v Bolney CC
September 18th TWCC v Streat and Westmeston
September 25th TWCC v Brighton Beamers
April 26th Brunswick Village v TWCC
May 3rd Streat and Westmeston v TWCC
May 10th TWCC v Greys
May 17th Swans (Moulsecoomb Wanderers v TWCC)
May 24th Bolney CC v TWCC
May 31st Parham CC v TWCC (Rained off)
June 7th West Chiltington v TWCC
June 14th TWCC v London Unity
June 21st TWCC v Headliners
July 3rd-5th Tour - Bournemouth
July 12th TWCC v Staplefield
July 19th TWCC v Wisley CC
August 9th TWCC v Xiles
August 16th Warnham CC v TWCC
August 23rd TWCC v Streat and Westmeston CC
August 30th Crescent CC v TWCC
September 6th TWCC v Ashurst
September 13th TWCC v Bolney - Teamed off (us)
September 20th TWCC v Streat and Westmeston - Teamed off (us)
September 27th TWCC v Brighton Beamers
2015 Review - Richard Brock TWCC Captain
April 27th Brunswick Village v TWCC - Match Teamed Off
May 4th Streat and Westmeston v TWCC
May 11th TWCC v Greys
May 18th TWCC v Moulsecoomb Wanderers
May 25th Bolney v TWCC
June 1st Parham CC v TWCC
June 8th TWCC v Twineham School 20:20 Good game, good fun, ran out of Harveys.
June 15th TWCC v London Unity
June 22nd TWCC v Headliners
July 13th Staplefield v TWCC
July 20th TWCC v Wisley
July 27th Henfield v TWCC
August 3rd Albourne and Sayers Common v TWCC Teamed off (not us!)
August 10th TWCC v Xiles
August 17th Warnham CC v TWCC Teamed off (them)
August 24th TWCC v Warninglid Teamed off (them)
August 24th TWCC v Henfield
August 31st Crescent CC v TWCC
September 7th Ashurst v TWCC Teamed off (them)
September 14th TWCC v Bolney CC
September 21st TWCC v Streat and Westmeston
September 28th TWCC v Brighton Beamers Cancelled due to low numbers
April 28th TWCC v Brunswick Village
May 5th Streat and Westmeston v TWCC
May 12th TWCC v Greys Rained Off/Teamed Off
May 19th TWCC v Moulsecoomb Wanderers
May 26th Bolney v TWCC
June 2nd Parham CC v TWCC
June 16th TWCC v London Unity
June 23rd TWCC v Headliners
June 30th Poynings v TWCC
July 5th - 7th Tour
July 14th TWCC v Staplefield
July 21st TWCC v Wisley
July 28th TWCC v Henfield
August 4th Warnham v TWCC
August 11th Moulsecoomb Wanderers v TWCC Rained Off/Teamed Off
August 18th Partridge Green v TWCC Rained Off/Teamed Off
August 25th TWCC v Warninglid
September 1st Crescent v TWCC No Data, Rained Off or Cancelled
September 8th Ashurst v TWCC No Data, Rained Off or Cancelled
September 15th TWCC v Bolney No Data, Rained Off or Cancelled
September 22nd TWCC v Streat & Westmeston No Data, Rained Off or Cancelled
September 29th TWCC v Brighton Beamers No Data, Rained Off or Cancelled
April 29th Brunswick Village v TWCC Rained Off
May 6th Streat and Westmeston v TWCC Rained Off
May TWCC v Greys Rained Off
May 20th TWCC v Moulsecoomb Wanderers
May 27th Bolney CC v TWCC
June 3rd Parham Park v TWCC
June 10th TWCC v Xiles
June 17th TWCC v London Unity Rained Off
June 24th TWCC v Headliners Cancelled
July 1st Henfield v TWCC
July 6th - 8th TWCC Tour
July 15th Staplefield v TWCC Cancelled
July 22nd TWCC v Wisley
July 29th TWCC v Henfield
August 5th Albourne and Sayers Common v TWCC
August 26th Warninglid v TWCC
September 2nd TWCC v Crescent
September 9th TWCC v Ashurst
September 16th TWCC v Bolney CC
April 24th TWCC v Brunswick Village
May 1st Streat and Westmeston v TWCC
May 8th TWCC v Greys
May 15th TWCC v Moulsecoomb Wanderers
May 22nd Bolney v TWCC
May 29th TWCC v Xiles
June 5th Parham Park v TWCC
June 12th TWCC v London Unity Rained off.
June 19th TWCC v Headliners
June 26th Poynings v TWCC
July 3rd Wisley v TWCC
July 10th Tintern v TWCC
July 17th TWCC v Staplefield Rained off though the golf was on and lots of people thought it might be nicer to sit indoors watching it rather than get wet which we would have done if we'd played.
July 24th Henfield v TWCC
July 31st Albourne and Sayers Common
August 7th Moulsecoomb Wanderers v TWCC
August 14th TWCC v Warninglid
August 21st Partridge Green v TWCC
August 28th TWCC v Crescent
September 4th TWCC v Ashurst Rained off
September 11th TWCC v Bolney CC
September 18th TWCC v Streat and Westmeston
September 25th TWCC v Brighton Beamers
April 25th TWCC v Brunswick Village
May 2nd Streat and Westmeston v TWCC rained off
May 9th TWCC v Greys
May 16th TWCC v Moulsecoomb Wanderers
May 23rd Bolney CC v TWCC
May 30th Parham Park v TWCC
June 6th TWCC v Xiles
June 13th TWCC v London Unity
June 20th TWCC v Headliners
June 27th Poynings v TWCC - Poynings called it off because they prefer football to cricket
July 4th TWCC v Preston Park
July 11th Staplefield v TWCC
July 16th - 18th TWCC Tour to Dorset
July 25th TWCC v Henfield - Match cancelled due to shortfall of players. In numbers that is.
August 1st Albourne and Sayers Common v TWCC
August 8th Moulsecoomb Wanderers v TWCC
August 15th Warninglid v TWCC
August 29th TWCC v Crescent
September 5th TWCC v East Brighton
September 12th TWCC v Bolney
September 19th TWCC v Streat and Westmeston
September 26th TWCC v Brighton Beamers
October 3rd TWCC v Partridge Green - Match cancelled due to too much weather
April 26th TWCC v Brunswick Village
May 3rd Streat and Westmeston v TWCC
May 10th TWCC v Greys
May 17th Moulsecoomb Wanderers v TWCC rained off
May 24th Bolney v TWCC
May 31st Ashurst v TWCC
June 14th TWCC v London Unity
June 21st TWCC v Headliners
June 28th TWCC v Poynings
July 5th Wisley v TWCC
July 26th Henfield v TWCC
August 2nd TWCC v X-iles
August 9th TWCC v Moulsecoomb Wanderers
August 16th TWCC v Warninglid
September 6th Albourne and Sayers Common v TWCC
September 13th TWCC v Bolney
September 20th TWCC v Streat and Westmeston
September 27th TWCC v Brighton Beamers
October 4th TWCC v Partridge Green
2009 Season Review
April 27th Brunswick Village v TWCC
May 4th Streat and Westmeston v TWCC
May 11th TWCC v Greys
May 18th TWCC v Moulscombe Wanderers
May 25th Bolney v TWCC
June 1st Ashurst v TWCC
June 8th Single Wicket Competition
June 15th TWCC v London Unity
June 20th to 22nd Tour to Suffolk
June 29th Poynings v TWCC
July 6th TWCC v Wisley
July 13th Staplefield v TWCC
July 20th TWCC v Southern Cross and Hornblowers
July 27th TWCC v Henfield
August 3rd TWCC v President's XI
August 10th Moulsecoomb v TWCC
August 17th Warninglid v TWCC
April 29th Brunswick Village v TWCC
May 6th Streat and Westmeston v TWCC
May 20th TWCC v Moulescomb Wanderers
June 10th Single Wicket 2007
July 1st 2007 Twineham and Wineham v. Poynings
July 22nd Southern Cross and Hornblowers
July 29th Henfield v TWCC
August 12th Moulescombe Wanderers v TWCC
August 19th TWCC v Warninglid
September 2nd TWCC v Worthing Foresters
September 9th Albourne and Sayers Common v TWCC
September 30th TWCC v Brighton Beamers
August 6th TWCC v President's XI
August 13th Moulescombe Wanderers v TWCC
August 20th Warninglid v TWCC
17th September Bolney v TWCC
24th September TWCC v Streat and Westmeston
1st October TWCC v Brighton Beamers
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TWCC 2016 Season
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Streat and Westmeston v TWCC May 1st 2016
Paul and James played very sensible cricket in the face of particularly excellent bowling from Hartfiled at the Downs End. Any team's first game would have a tinge of rustiness in many quarters, and though no lack of competence was visible, there was a calm acceptance of the need to find one's feet about how TWCC's openers chose to deal with some tight and challenging bowling. No thrashing, no worries about "slow starts," just take some time, watch the ball and get into the game. A great start was presented to the TWCC cause by James and Paul; the platform laid down for whatever TWCC wanted to make of the day.
Paul's new bat, one of two making their debuts, appeared to be doing a great job, six 4's winging to the boundary, then he had a bit of a heave at a ball outside leg without connecting, prompting the unhelpful umpire (cough) to point out that it might be a new bat but the same old head was behind the decision-making process. The next ball and Paul thought he wouldn't hit out, that'd show 'em. So instead of playing the natural and effective Hunter game, he played a calm little push out to the leg side, missed a slow droopy delivery and was bowled middle-and- leg. Out for 35 having all but seen off the opening bolwers maybe Paul should have just whacked it and next time I think he probably will.
James meanwhile was still there, taking every advantage of Streat's short boundary by popping the ball to it and often over it, and he was joined by Reese who looked good, timed the ball well and then was out LBW. Rusty maybe, but looks good for the rest of the season.
In strode Matt E. Every inch a cricketer he hit three 4's in his quick innings of 14, eventually out LBW. There was a pattern emerging; watch the straight ones; they're stopping and not getting up on this early-season wicket.
Then to the crease to replace the Vice-Captain the Cap himself strode out. He too meant business as he pushed the ball around in a cultured and thoughtful way; pickng off bad balls and rotating the strike as he could, he accumulated as James continued to score past his 50 and onwards. James was in top form - rather worrying so early in the season - and carried on through to his century. What an innings! No nervous 90's here; ending with 4,4,6,4 he retired on 101 not out to give others a go.
Wielding the second new bat of the day Edward was soon dancing about in the middle taking quick singles, backing up over half way and offering to sprint through; this kind of energetic performance promises much for the rest of Edward's season, but in the end he swung and missed and was out for 9. Jim came in to watch Richard throwing caution to the four winds as he took his innings to 41 not out. Fine runs - well done Skip - and TWCC closed the innings with an impressive 245 for four on the board, off 43 overs.
It is, of course, of some interest to note the bowling performace of Streat and Westmeston, which did have its moments, but perhaps not quite enough of them. The opener Hartfield as mentioned above was the most effective and asked the most questions in his spell, and he was joined at the outset by Millis (younger) who was a bit erratic but on occasion bowled a most difficult ball. Anthony, first change at the House End, found it hard at first to drop into a rhythm but was soon in amongst the wickets bowling some testing off-spin on a good length. Sadly an early-season strain took its toll and he withdrew when he might well have taken more than the two wickets that appear in the analysis. Other bowling was expensive, not helped by the proximity of the boundary nearest the pavilion, and, perhaps also not by the opportunities to score that the bowling offered.
Streat and Westmeston's reply to a truly impressive 245 began well enough, though slowly, as batters Butler and Mansfield defied the best efforts of Matt Edwards and Jim with the ball. Both bowled with good control and it was Matt who, with a golden moment of quality fielding, picked up on the run and threw down the stumps to run out the impressive Mansfield for 29 and thus open the door to expose the rest of the batsmen. Matt duly followed up this excellent fielding with a wicket off his bowling (Honse at mid-on?) and TWCC were begining to move through the game. Skipper Brock had to go and earn some money so Skipper Edwards took over the reins and replaced a wicketless Jim with Kevin Scott who bowled with excellent drift and verve. Matt E also put Matt B on in his own place who was a bit wayward but feisty and good to watch - there's nothing like pace in your side - though on this occasion he was unsuccessful in hitting the stumps, though he did hit quite a lot of other things.
This was all good fun, but Streat were only two wickets down and had well over a hundred on the board and it was quite possible that TWCC's 245 was under threat...
Matt turned to the Bunn and Karvay partnership, and it won TWCC the game. Honse bowled, I think, the best spell of his career; a full ten overs of quality deception, varying his pace and making the most of the conditions. His two wickets for 38 took the middle out of the home side's line up and shifted the momentum in favour of TWCC. One must also mention Honse's fielding; energetic and effective he patrolled the very short Pavilion boundary and saved several fours as he threw himself about, and he also caught well though the scorebook's inadequacies don't tell me exactly how often.
Honse performed well, yes, but the star turn was played by Edward who, bowling from the Downs End much as James did some years ago, began to take wickets with regularity. Dropping onto an effective and troubling length he was offering balls to hit that really weren't quite there and a few catches were duly taken by himself, ??? and a skied one by Reese who took a turn with the wicket-keeping gloves. Ending with 5 for 14 off 8.1 overs it won us the game in the bowling department much as James' century set it up in the batting department. Great figures, though his impressive average was eclipsed, some might argue, by Paul's two overs, one for none!
A TWCC victory to start off the season. The game was won by two particular individual performances, and although the conditions favoured a side bowling in the dark, it was also a fine overall joint effort from a squad that gel well and willingly commit to the job. Thanks too to J Millis for making us up to a side of 11 without whom we would have been 9 after Richard ran away.
Streat and Westmeston won the toss and chose to field first.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Bld Anthony 35; J Trollope Not Out (Retd) 101; R Packham LBW Anthony 8; M Edwards LBW Poynting 14; R Brock Not Out 1; E Bunn Bld Butcher 9; J Simon Not Out 12. DNB K Scott, H Karvay,J Millis, M Brock. Extras 19 (NB 5, W 8, B 6).TWCC 245 for 4 in 43 Overs.
Sreat and Westmeston Bowling: Hartfield 7-3-20-0; H Millis 6-0-39-0; I Anthony 6-0-41-2; D Poynting 100-47-1; M Butcher 9-1-54-1; S Spiegel 4-0-39-0.
Streat and Westmeston Innings: N Butler St. Packham Bld Bunn 55; C Mansfield Run Out Edwards 29; C Poynting Ct x Bld Edwards 1; A Jackson Ct x Bld Bunn 18; H Millis Bld Karvay 7; B Baxter Ct x Bld Karvay 7; D Poynting Ct & Bld Bunn 1; M Butcher LBW Hunter 16; M Hartfield Ct Packham (wkt) Bld Bunn 0; S Spiegel LBW Bunn 1; I Anthony Not Out 0. Extras 35 (NB 8, W 10, LB 3, B 14). Total 169 All Out n 44.1 Overs.
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 8-1-39-1; J Simon 7-3-160; K Scott 6-0-16-0; M Brock 3-016-0 H Karvay 10-1-38-2; E Bunn 8.1-2-14-5; P Hunter 2-2-0-1.
TWCC win by 76 runs.
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TWCC v Greys May 8th 2016
The archive reveals an unblemished record in favour of TWCC v Greys - though the fixture itself may be older than the webbery; all TWCC wins with one draw. So there was much at stake for both sides.
Understandably, perhaps, Greys never appear to be totally entranced by TWCC's home facilities - as a glance at their own write-ups will show, but although it is a fixture with no fittings the cricket is usually competetive and played in good spirit. Skipper Brock won the toss and opted to bat first, believing in his team's batting and bowling ability.... Those were his basic mistakes.
TWCC were without Paul Hunter, but with an opening pair comprising James and Jonathan, and with Tony in at three, there was much expectation of a good start. And, indeed, there was a good start - only not one made by TWCC. The visitor's opening bowling was swinging about from both ends and the left-armer from the Downs End was decidedly swift to boot. Better batsmen were able to survive but not score much and then get out, and slightly less than better batsmen were just out. James and Jonathan being proper cricketers survived up to a point, but then they didn't. Tony briefly did more than survive - his natural talent allowing him to score at his usual pace - until he failed to come through an LBW appeal unscathed. It would have been possible to have given him not out (on leg stump and he was a little way down the wicket), but the ball would have gone on to hit the stumps so that's out really, unfortunate though it was.
Reese, at 4, hit two good lumpy fours before edging a swinging ball, Jim stayed at the crease for a long time (for him) and was distinctly unlucky to find the only fielder on the leg side when pulling a shorter ball (though some would think he had already benefitted from plenty of luck having been dropped elsewhere), and was out for nothing much, Edward's new bat is still just as unused, Malcolm looked good then was out... it was not a great looking scorecard; TWCC on 50 for 7. In came Matt Edwards, low down the order for him but he was taking his turn, and he did show some fight and no little ability. The only TWCC batter with any success on the day, he added a very valuable and possibly match-saving 44 runs to the total which ended on 103 all out with only Joe surviving with his head held high having stayed with Matt as he sorted out some runs. Very good Greys bowling; pace from Gallagher, swing and good lines from the other three bowlers and TWCC had little answer.
103 not enough? Well... after a lovely Bunn tea (cakes Julia sandwiches Edward - particularly good egg) the TWCC opening bowling made a good effort to keep the runs down and not let the Greys simply coast to an easy win. Matt and Jim bowled long spells, unusual for TWCC with so many all-rounders in the team, but it did give TWCC a chance to keep the pressure on the visitors as, when Matt finished he had two wickets, Jim one and the total was only 29 off 21 overs. However, it was clear that TWCC's 103 runs were never going to be defendable, and although Brocky generated a caught and bowled in his first over, Greys cruised through with some belligerant hitting from Ashton and Fenton seeing Greys home. Sadly the poor total of 103 didn't allow more of the side to contribute with the ball, but it'll all even out over the season.
Notable performances from Matt E, both with bat and ball, and the TWCC fielding was its usual enthusiastic excellent stuff. Jonathan once again performed excellently behind the timbers, Tony took a sharp slip catch, but the day belonged to Greys who played better than did the home side. It might have been different but it wasn't.
TWCC won the toss and chose to bat first.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Bld Newlands 9; J Rowland Bld Gallagher 6; T Pearce LBW Bld Sewell 19; R Packham Ct Wkt Bld Newlands; J Simon Ct, Bld Sewell 4; E Bunn Bld Sewell 0; M Woodall Ct Wkt Bld Hoare 3; M Edwards Ct, Bld Hoare 44; R Brock Bld Sewell 4; J Panther Not Out 4; R Smith Ct Wkt Bld Hoare 0. Extras 5 (NB-2; W-3) TWCC 103 all out for 4 in 31 Overs.
Greys Bowling: Gallagher 8-4-19-1; Newlands 6-0-23-3; Sewell 9-2-18-3; Hoare 8-1-38-3.
Greys Innings: Brasher Bld Edwards 10; Line Ct Rowland (Wkt) Bld Edwards 2; Burgess Ct & Bld R Brock 3; Dykes Ct Rowland (Wkt) Bld Simon 1; Ashton Not Out 51; Fenton Not Out 26. Extras 11 (W-7; B-4) Total 105 for 4. DNB Azami, Newland, Gallagher, Hoare, Sewell.
TWCC Bowling: Edwards 11-5-15-2; Simon 10-4-14-1; R Brock 6-1-23-1; M Woodall 1-0-20-0; E Bunn 2-0-13-0; J Trollope 2.2-0-15-0.
Greys win by 7 wkts.
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Lindfield v TWCC May 15th 2016
Lindfield. New fixture - good to meet new people and a good bunch they proved to be. A thriving club set-up, clearly, with, if Sunday's Lindfield team was anything to go by, a great mix of experience and youth. Rather like TWCC in that respect! Skipper Brock won the toss and chose the more likely route to succes of bowling first. Jim bowled long with no wickets (again), Joe opened at the other end and struggled in his first bowling spell of the year (I think?) to settle, and then on came Richard. Skipper Brock. Well... early success came with his wobbly line and temping length, followed by success in the middle of his spell, and then by success as he came to the end with 6 for 51 off 11 overs. 6 wickets!!!! How good is that? Clearly he got the ball to do something apart from appear in the hands of a few catchers as several victims were clean-bowled. I would go on, but he doesn't need pumping up any more, but it was a great spell and one that he will be proud of, no doubt, for a good while if not forever. Other spells brought wickets - it was nice to see James bowl with success again - and Lindfield's Pedley brothers, together with the opener Dan Bulgin, all members of the youth side, performed well and scored good runs. Reese kept wicket very well again and fits the role well, and Joe's fielding in particular, again, was tremendous; well done lads!
Lindfield's bowling opened up against the customary P Hunter/J Trollope combo, and the TWCC batters settled in very well. There was a little movement in the air, and some variation in bounce, but in general the bowling wasn't too threatening (here speaks someone sitting 100 yds away batting down the order!) . Paul began to punish the bowling if runs were on offer, and James was more circumspect but nonetheless affective until the umpire's finger was raised in answer to an LBW appeal. Many thought the ball might have passed over the stumps, but the umpire was adamant that it was a correct decision, and he was in the best position to see.
Reese, at three, is a great prospect for TWCC, and he soon began to middle the ball. There is a certain sound of a sharply hit ball that epitomises solid fast hands and more often than not Reese hits the ball like that and the ball heads for the boundary at speed. Paul upped the rate of scoring as the bowling allowed, and soon was over the 50 mark, and then he was caught out for a fine 61, and in walked another Hunter. Reese was out for a solid 26 and Edward and George set about winning the game. George played as George plays and soon the ball was travelling a long way. A long long way. 4,4,4,6,6,6,6 with a few 1's representing the mishits, and dots representing the times he swished in vain. Edward offered up a catch in the gully, and then Jim helped George to take TWCC to the target and to a 6 to finish the match on 31 exciting G Hunter runs.
Good performances all round, nice to welcome Ollie in to the side and we hope he can play again, but the day belongs to Paul and George Hunter for 100 runs between them and to Richard Brock for his excellent harvest of 6 wickets. Let's hope we revisit the Lindfield ground in seasons to come, and see how their crop of excellent youngsters develop as we further mature ourselves...
TWCC won the toss and elected to bowl first.
Lindfield Innings: Dan Bulgin Ct Simon Bld Brock 36; Leon Kayfl Bld Brock 10; John Cooper Bld Brock 7; Ian Jackson Ct P Hunter Bld Brock 7; Jack Cooper Ct Simon Bld Brock 0; Mark Simpson Bld Brock 0; Ross Pedley Ct & Bld Trollope 39; Alex Pedley Ct & Bld P Hunter 21; Tim Richardson Ct x Bld Trollope 0; Ben Thacker not out 11; Rupert Green not out 0. Extras 32 (B-6; LB-4; W-22). Total 165 for 9 off 42 overs.
TWCC Bowling: J Simon 12-2-28-0; J Panther 5-0-19-0; R Brock 11-0-51-6; E Bunn 4-0-14-0; J Trollope 5-0-19-2; P Hunter 5-0-21-1.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Ct R Pedley Bld Richardson 61; J Trollope LBW R Green 14; R Packham Ct Green Bld A Pedley 26; G Hunter not out 39; E Bunn Ct A Pedley Bld Kay 1; J Simon not out 6. Extras 19 (NB-3, W-12, B-4). DNB R Brock, O Foulger, J Panther. Total 166 for 4.
TWCC win by 6 wickets, or more relevantly as Paul pointed out, by 11.4 overs.
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Bolney CC v TWCC May 22nd 2016
The pressure of running an International organisation on the scale of Twineham and Wineham Cricket Club - whilst ultimately rewarding - does bring immense stress on those who shoulder the greatest burdens. This week Jim has handed over the editorial reins to recharge his batteries. So an early apology for the lack of sardonic humour and dry wit: today's report is less of a flowing drive through the covers, more of a thwack towards cow corner.
Bolney's ground has an outlook that feels unchanged for many, many years - school, church, broad leaf trees - all ageing gracefully. One might - unkindly - include the team. It's cricket as it was a century ago: scorers, umpires and an excellent tea all part of the service. Was that the sigh of a gentle breeze brushing the leaves of a great oak: or was it a sigh of relief emanating from the home dressing room when TWCC turned up with no Rydons for the first time in at least 8 years? In fact, garnering a team had been a struggle, but with Reese bringing Jack and Fletch and Tom Stace - former Albourne and Sayers Common - agreeing to turn out for us, we were 10.
The toss was lost in the merest flip of a coin and we were put in in a timed match. Lacking a natural opening partner, James had to settle for Richard and hope he wouldn't do too much to disturb his impressive run of early season form. He didn't. James soon found his fluency against a bowling attack which at one end was accurate and at the other end was a little chaotic. A young bowler, Jamie Bowles showed a very lively pace but it only occasionally coordinated with his run up - and consequently several no-balls pelted down accompanied by an infusion of wides and byes. But he had an endearing habit of arguing with Umpire Bunn about his front foot and showed more than enough potential to make one think he'll be impressive in the years to come. The upshot of this and some other wayward bowling was that James, Extras and Richard put on a 100 partnership: in that order of scoring. In fact, the opening stand moved on to 140 and had the Twineham historians blowing the dust off ancient tomes for record opening partnerships. That's when the aforementioned Jamie returned, bowling uphill. His pent up anger with Edward was released in one particularly sharp and short ball - which caught the skipper full pelt on the side of the head. Much blood and no mirth because for once things looked serious rather than funny - he retired, taking his 33 not out safely to the averages with him. James moved serenely on - Reese didn't. George did as George does: 34 including 5 sixes, two of which were really quite enormous, one bouncing on the road and into the churchyard. James retired on his second hundred of the season - in May! Jim and Tom were both out trying to push the score along - we presume, though there's a lack of evidence to back this up. A rather handsome flurry from Jack and a less feeble offering than of late from Edward took us to a formidable 237-4.
Bolney's tea was as irresistible as ever - unhelpful for a team about to bowl. But Jim bowling downhill with gusto and Joe bowling uphill with guile opened up for us. As so often, while both bowled well, only one got the rewards - and Joe it was who picked up not one, not two but the first 3 wickets to fall with a good line and a nagging length, taking Bolney to 29-3. From there they dug in well - and while 8 bowlers were used, it took Tom Stace to break the partnership with his deliciously deceptive left arm spin. Inspired fielding gave us a dramatic next wicket: Jim with a sharp throw over the stumps and Reese whipping off the bails that broke the partnership. At this stage Bolney were still attacking and in touch, needing around 6 runs an over. James chipped in with a wicket but a series of dropped catches set us back before we took another and that's when Bolney decided the time had come to put up the shutters. Jim snapped up the defiant Barry Griffin with 2 overs to go and then Tom bowled the number 10 Patton with the last ball of the match. We drew, or didn't win by one wicket, whatever your view, either way it's the same frustrating result - but we are happy to report that the seemingly serious head injury was improved by a packet of frozen peas and a (small) teaspoon of sympathy.
TWCC LOST THE TOSS AND WERE ASKED TO BAT
TWCC Innings: J TROLLOPE RETIRED 101; R BROCK RETIRED HURT 33; R PACKHAM Bld J BOWLES 2; G HUNTER Bld P BUCH 34; J SIMON LBW S BOWLES 0; E BUNN NOT OUT 9; T STACE Bld S BOWLES 0; J COOPER NOT OUT 15; DNB J PANTHER, FLETCH.
TOTAL 237 for 4. 237-4
Fall: 161/3, 213/4, 213/5, 213/7
BOLNEY Bowling: J Bowles 8-0-45-1 (and a KO); T Paton 7-0-54-0; J Elliott 4-2-7-0; P Buch 6-1-37-1; S Bowles 7-1-33-2; M Garside 6-1-34-0; M Madden 2-0-17-0.
Bolney Innings: N BUSHELL Bld PANTHER 7; J ELLIOT CT, Bld PANTHER 11; C BUNCE CT, Bld PANTHER 0; P BUCH Run Out (SIMON) 35; J BOWLES CT, Bld B STACE 32; S BOWLES CT Simon Bld TROLLOPE 42; M GARSIDE Ct & Bld TROLLOPE 6; J MOORE Not Out 10; B GRIFFIN LBW Bld SIMON 0; T PATTON Bld T STACE 4; M MADDEN Not Out 0.
TOTAL 178 for 9.
FALL 7-1, 11-3, 29-2, 91-5, 106-4, 145-7, 157-6, 164-9, 178-9
J SIMON: 9-1-34-1; J PANTHER 6-1-19-3; J COOPER 5-0-43-0; T STACE 6-2-21-2; HUNTER 3-0-18-0; TROLLOPE 5-0-15-1; BUNN 5-0-25-0; BROCK 3-3-0-0.
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West Chiltington v TWCC June 5th 2016
Last year’s match with West Chiltington is already the stuff of legend. 400+ runs, 15 off 1 ball, scorebookgate. Some parts of the previous year were to be replicated: the silly yellow hat highlighting cancer research, 400+ runs – and a little taste of controversy. Of which more later. The skipper was told that they were playing a number of youngsters, a few old gits – and 2 `overseas` players. Bruce, their skipper described them as `outstanding`. The skipper won the toss but acquiesced to their polite hint that they’d like to bat first – in hindsight, this was presumably to give their thoroughbreds a run out. At that stage, we didn’t know. Matt got off to a great start, fast and accurate, his good line soon clipped the bails of both openers with barely 30 on the board. The afternoon sun was very warm, but that didn’t matter because the game was under control, runs were hard to come by and all was good with the world. Joe – from whom we now expect a weekly handful of wickets, was struggling with his line, length and luck – and was replaced after 5 wicketless overs. Kev came on and by his 3rd over, was looking really very good – decent pace, great line and length – setting up a catch for Jack - but with two balls left of his 4th over, his hamstring twanged and he had to limp off. Richard stepped in and without wanting to be wasteful, used one of the 2 remaining balls to get a wicket. That was OK: the skipper’s next wicket was not. Not only was it a ridiculously wide ball, it also encouraged the batsman to swing and clip it to Jack at backward point. And the result of that....was to bring Mr Overseas 1 to the crease. Fortunately, Rob had just begun his spell so a clash of the titans was in prospect: Rob’s pace and accuracy vs Mr Muscles of Farfaraway. As it turned out, it was rather one sided – and this is not a line I have ever had to write before – Rob got marmelized. The big lad seemed to enjoy his pace and all the balls were nicely in the off stump slot – so he deposited them regularly and very impressively over long off. This was OK for a while, as we waited for him to mishit one or another. But it was clear this chap was quite well out of our league – or would have been had we played a league – any league. In the end, we were reduced to batting fodder and ball fetchers, and the enjoyment of fielding on a lovely afternoon seeped away with each overhead missile. When he retired after half or three quarters of an hour, he had 82. And he was replaced with Overseas no 2. He was equally impressive, clipping away anyone unfortunate enough to bowl at him. I don’t know if you’ve seen the film Kes – where the sportsmaster is taking football with a bunch of small boys who don’t want to play. He picks the ball up on the halfway line, barges through the bemused team, leaving them on the floor injured and defeated – refuses to pass and races into the penalty area and smashes the ball into the net past the hapless keeper Billy before celebrating wildly. Anyway, West Chiltington reached 246-7 in 36 overs but at least tea was very pleasant, thanks to the Cancer Ladies. Sunshine soothed the soul and in strode James and Matt Edwards to play sensible straight bats and win if they could. Well James didn’t last the first over before he knicked it behind, Matt and Jonathan also fell as West Chiltington showed the depth of talent of their young players. But Reese and Rob didn’t just steady the ship – from 31-3 they took the name by the scruff of the neck. Rob’s classical hitting came with added flight as the sixes flowed and he clawed back his pride which had so savagely been dumped on the wrong side of the boundary. 6 sixes and 7 fours in a fantastic knock – with the more careful Reese, whose pre-batting preparation had been a couple of slugs of cheap wine he won in the raffle. Finally on 144 Reese was caught – but we were back in the game. Edward kept the momentum up but the truth is that once Rob holed out for 83, we withered away, finishing on 172 – with Kev unable to bat. Overseas 1 had bowled - but not outstandingly – and took only 3 wickets. West Chiltington were pleasant - but an uneasy feeling remained that by slipping in not one but two players so far above Sunday afternoon standards, the game lost a touch of spirit.
TWCC won the toss and elected to bowl first
West Chiltington Innings: Fryer Bld Edwards 20; Lucking Bld Edwards 0; Tatchell Ct R Rydon Bld Brock 31; Farnes Ct J Cooper Bld Scott 9; Reeves Ct Cooper Bld Brock 11; Nick rtd 82; Atkins LBW Bld Brock 2; Kay Bld Karvay 0; Sanchit Not out 67; Tatchell Not out 1.
Total: 246-7. DNB; Gee.
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 9-1-34-2; J Panther 5-0-27-0; K Scott 3.4-0-22-1; R Rydon 5-0-47-0; R Brock 8.2-2-41-3; Karvay 4-0-28-1.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Ct WK Bld Farnes 0; M Edwards Ct Tatchell Bld Farnes 11; J Rowland Ct Farnes Bld Gee 8; R Packham Ct Lucking Bld Nick 33; R Rydon Ct Tatchell Bld Nick 83; E Bunn Ct WK Bld Atkins 14; J Cooper Bld Nick 0; R Brock run out 4; Panther Ct WK Bld Lucking 0; H Karvay Not out 2.
Total: 172 all out. DNB: K Scott.
FALL: 5-1, 20-3, 31-2, 144-3, 152-5, 152-7, 161-8, 169-6, 172-9.
West Chiltington Bowling: Farnes 5-1-15-2; Gee 5-1-21-1; Reeves 4-0-32-0; Lucking 4.2-0-9-1; Tatchell 1-0-17-0; Atkins 4-0-18-0; Nick 2-0-7-3.
West Chiltington won by 84 runs
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TWCC v Rottingdean July 12th 2016
London Unity no game, but Rottingdean stepped in. There's no report because no one could bring themselves to write it as Joe took 5 wickets and we've never heard the end of it, though Rob's 87 would be worth expanding upon.
Not sure who won the toss, but TWCC batted first in an 80 overs fiddle about game.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope ct Kenny Bld G Harris 20; J Rowland Bld S Shepherd 23; T Pearce Ct Shepherd Bld G Harris 16; R Packham St, Bld K Rogers; R Rydon Ct & Bld K Rogers 87; M Edwards St, Bld S Bettsworth; E Bunn Ct & Bld Rogers 6;J Panther Bld Rogers8; T Rydon LBW Rogers 0 (Golden Duck!); J Simon ct, Bld Betsworth 1; R Brock not out 0. Extras 19 (NB-1, W-3, B-15). Total 207 all out off 40.1 overs.
Rottingdean Bowling: J Blanchard 5-0-24-0; S Shepherd 7-1-29-1; G Harris 6-0-34-2; A Grantham 8-1-42-0; K Rogers 9-0-47-5; C Bettsworth 4.1-0-14-2.
Rottingdean Innings: D Bettsworth Bld Edwards 10; E Swin-Ward Ct Simon Bld T Rydon 38; B Larder Ct Rowland (Wk) Bld Panther 7; K Rogers Ct Bunn Bld Panther 4; S Shepherd Bld R Rydon 27; C Bettsworth Bld R Rydon 5; S Grantham Ct Pearce Bld Panther 0; T Grantham Ct & Bld Panther 0; J Blanchard Bld Panther 4; A Grantham not out 0; G Harris Ct Packham Bld Brock 3. Extras 25 (NB-8, W-7, LB-2, B-8) Total 125 for 10 all out off 31.5 overs.
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 8-0-24-1; J Simon 6-0-31-0; J Panther 9-2-23-5; T Rydon 4-0-31-1; R Rydon 4-3-1-2; R Brock 0.5-0-3-1.
TWCC win by 84 runs.
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TWCCV Malayalee June 19th 2016
Brighton Malaylee was a new fixture – a nice bunch of chaps arrived having fought their way through the clusters of cyclists clogging up the roads in their lycra clad quest to annoy motorists. Anyway....the skipper lost the toss again and Malaylee opted to bat in a 35 over match. Tom opened the bowling fast and furious from the far end – so fast in fact that the openers could barely lay a bat on the ball. And with a good opening spell from Honse at the pavilion end, Malaylee got off to a slow and struggling start. But despite restricting them to a painfully slow start – under 2 an over it took a change of bowling with Edward replacing Tom to get the wickets falling. First Edward confounded Sreeban to lob up a catch to Richard – and 9 balls later he took a fine caught and bowled. Malaylee were in trouble – still in their 20s in the 13th over of a limited over match. The slow pace encouraged the skipper to use all resources at his command – so the next two bowlers were to be James and – for his once a season cameo – Tony. James was sadly deprived of a wicket in his first over by the unanimous verdict of the team that a stumping was in fact a run out courtesy of fast hands Rowland behind the stumps. But James did get a legitimate wicket caught by Tony and indeed Mr Pearce also picked up his onefer – on this occasion, onefer 24 runs in 4 overs. By this time Malaylee’s number 6 Shaji had dug in and was starting to hit the ball well. A decision to give Reese a try didn’t pay off – and the just as the runs were starting to stack up rather too steadily came the news that rather than 4 over remaining there were in fact still 7 to go. The skipper brought himself on, only to get a stumped off a poor first ball. Rob took one at the other end and the skipper finished them off next over by bowling the excellent Sharji – all out for 148 – slightly more challenging than had seemed likely at the halfway point. Tea was – and there is no way around this – poor in the extreme. The slices of bread with some filling – they don’t deserve the name sandwiches – were almost gone by the time Malaylee went through. But James wouldn’t know that because he was off buying milk he’d forgotten to bring. Two cakes were OK – topped up by a few cheap chocolate rolls. Perhaps it was this poor preparation which was to determine that the batsmen peformed merely adequately. James himself has been having a great season and he held the early innings together with 28 as Jonathan was caught for 7 and then Tony – our revered number 3, he of the golden bat and golden balls – came in and was CLEAN BOWLED FOR A GOLDEN DUCK. It should be said at this stage that Malaylee had some excellent bowlers – quick, accurate, getting some swing out of the pitch. Honse looked good before being caught for 8 but Tom meanwhile was building an excellent and aggressive innings of 25. Reese was caught for 12 leaving us on 107-6 – squeaky bum time as we were just 10 and Loz – next in – was a professed non-batter. But praise be because Rob was there to guide us home with sensible yet forceful batting and he was partnered by Edward who looked good and solid. Between them they took us home with 2 wickets and 3 overs to spare. Malaylee were a pleasure to host, a nice group with a good spirit. It was a good TWCC victory.
Malayalee won the toss and elected to bat
Jey Ct&Bld Pearce 28; Sreeban Ct R Brock Bld Bunn 6; Tipin Ct T Pearce Bld Bunn 3; Joble St Rowland Bld Scott 18; Praveen Ct Pearce Bld Trollope 7; Shaji Bld R Brock 42; Swarup Ct J Rowland (WK) Bld T Rydon 1; Ganga Bld T Rydon 0; Vinu St J Rowland Bld R Brock 16; Boney Ct E Bunn Bld R Rydon 3; Jose Not out 1; Total 148 all out 32.3 overs.
TWCC Bowling: T Rydon 7-3-16-2; H Karvay 7-2-11-0; E Bunn 6-0-28-2; Trollope 3-0-17-1; T Pearce 4-0-24-1; R Packham 3-0-15-0; R Brock 1.3-0-7-2; R Rydon 1-0-54-1.
J Trollope Bld Boney 28; J Rowland Ct x Bld Boney 7; T Pearce Bld Boney 0 GOLDEN DUCK; H Karvay Ct x Bld Vinu 8; T Rydon Bld Sharup 25; R Packham Ct x Bld Shaji 12; R Rydon Not Out 24; E Bunn Not out 13; Total : 149 31 overs.
Fall: 30-2, 30-3, 55-4, 57-1, 100-6, 107-5.
Malayalee Bowling: Sharup 6-0-17-1; Jose 6-0-31-0; Boney 5-1-13-3; Ganga 4-0-14-0; Vinu 2-0-12-1; Jobie 3-0-20-0; Jey 2-0-11-0; Sheeran 1-0-3-0.
TWCC won by 2 wickets.
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TWCC Tour July 1st to 3rd
Report to follow when someone makes it up.
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TWCC v Wisley CC July 17th 2016
A few weeks away and it was a joy to return to the game of games for the Gazette staff. Skipper Brock was not with us on this occasion, and so the coin was tossed by TWCC's capable Vice-Captain, Matt E. Both teams were missing players who had heavily influenced last season's fixture, Rupert for Wisley and George for TWCC, but the two teams nonetheless faced up to the heat of the day with high expectation of a competetive game in their hearts. The Gazette research team have so far failed to find out who won the toss (surely a toss completed in a record time before the first ball was bowled as both skippers were early arrivers - unlike many of the other players from both teams...) but the result of the ensuing discussion was that TWCC bowled first in a game of 40 overs per side, no draws allowed.
Jim and Tom opened up the TWCC bowling, Jim with an early wicket from a mediocre ball met with a mediocre off-drive which Joe caught at mid off, and Tom with his usual fiery excellent spell. Tom bowled out his eight overs, and Jim just six in order to have a couple for later. Very early on, it is sad to report, there occurred an injury to our Skip, a quad pull for Matt Edwards suffered when making a quick turn in the field, the result of which was that he was unable to bowl which was obviously a big loss to the home side. No Matt, no Richard, a max of 8 overs for an individual bowler... Times might be going to be tough, especially as a youthful and energetic Wisley side looked as if they had a strong batting performance in mind.
The rest of the Wisley innings is characterised by lots of runs being scored, lots of catches falling just safe, a few catches being plain dropped... It didn't add up to a great exhibition of fielding prowess but it did add up to a lot of Wisley runs, particularly for the opener McIntosh with a wonderful 121, and Snelling at 3 with 61, who, after the early wicket, stuck around for a great second wicket partnership capitalising on, it must be said, a slightly stretched bowling attack.
Of note were a number of dropped catches; indeed Jack "Bucket" Cooper - so called because of his ability to hold on to anything, is now re-christened "Liza" in recognition of the holes in his buckets... In defense of his prowess he did hang on to the hardest of his catches, down low between his feet. Catch of the day, however, was truly the most remarkable one I have seen in recent times. Towards the end of the innings the batters were swinging away, and the field was spread. Edward bowling from the Pavilion End was teasing the swingers with his slow pace, and James was hanging about in Cow Corner exhibiting a sort of Sergeant Wilson demeanour - keeping an eye on events with an aloof air and quite glad not to be too involved in the mayhem. Suddenly the ball was hoisted towards him and he had to work out where it was going to fall. Happily it fell exactly where he was standing, but unhappily he calculated that it would land some way to his right. He moved across, away from the catch-site, emitted the obligatory "OOH!" as he missed the ball, but stuck out a left hand at the last moment in a forlorn swipe, and when we all looked the ball was in his hand. Neither side, including James, could work out quite what had happened, but there it was on the replay, in his hand. Extraordinary and brilliant (lucky).
Kevin, Joe, Edward, Honse and James (2 for 17 off 4 overs - very good in the circumstances), and Jim for his last two overs, saw out the 40 overs, and there Wisly were on 250 for 5. Difficult.
Tea, Jim's, lots of filling right to the edges of the bread, with gratefully received help from Kay and Tom. 3 loaves + cakes is enough.
So; the TWCC innings. Look who's doing well again? James it was, who with Matt E as his competent opening partner, saw TWCC through the early overs in an excellent first wicket partnership facing some dangerous bowling. Swing and pace from Domingo and turn and guile from Ramesh were, in turn, hard to get away and hard to read. Tight tight tight. They finished their spells and, as often happens, slightly less tight bowling brings about success as batters see more balls to hit. Matt was caught for 24 after doing a great job, Tony looked fine in a most productive partnership with James until he was out for 24, James (another fine 50) was eventually bowled by a good ball, Reese connected very well with some shorter balls but was then out for 24, Jim did nothing much at 5 as he's better, curiously, when the bowling's less good, and then a wonderful cameo from Tom. Big hits, leg glances, placement, singles - it was all good stuff, ably assisted by Edward who really is heading back to his form of old as he runs twos with alacrity and calls for quick singles not even at the ends of overs. Tom and Edward did add a sparkle towards the end of the day, but the total was always going to be too much for TWCC given the absence of poor bowling from the visitors. Edward chipped one back to the bowler, and Jack looked good for the brief remaining time finishing the innigns with Tom still in command.
A draw, normally an interesting and honourable option for games such as this, was, given the format, not a possibility though it would have led to an exciting finish. As it was the game was over with 20 overs to go, Wisley the deserved vistors.
Wisley Innings: McIntosh Ct T Rydon Bld Trollope 121; TJ Ct Panther Bld Simon 0; Snelling Ct & Bld Kev Scott; T Richards Ct Trollope Bld Bunn 32; Kerigan Not Out 17; Ashwin Ct Buckets Bld Trollope 4; Ramesh Not out 0. Extras 16 (W-5, NB-1, B-7, LB-3)Total 250 for 5. DNB O Richards and some more that didn't get recorded.
TWCC Bowling: Simon 8-0-29-1; T Rydon 8-0-32-0; K Scott 8-0-42-1; Panther 5-0-44-0; Karvay 3-0-33-0; E Bunn 4-0-34-1; Trollope 4-0-17-2.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Bld TJ 52; M Edwards Ct, Bld T Richards 24; T Pearce Ct, Bld T Richards 16; R Packham Ct, Bld O Richards 16; J Simon Bld O Richards 5; T Rydon Not Out 39; E Bunn Ct&Bld Domingo 26; J Cooper Not Out 10. Extras 14 (W-6, NB-6, B-1, LB-1). Total 202 for 6. DNB J Panther, K Scott, H Karvay.
Wisley Bowloing: Domingo 7-1-25-1; Ramesh 8-1-28-0; O Richards 8-0-46-2; TJ 8-1-35-1; T Richards 6-0-38-2; J Richards 3-0-23-0.
Wisley win (40 overs per side limited over game).
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Warninglid CC v TWCC August 21st 2016
With the return of Skipper Brock from the experimental Bulgarian School of Cricketing Excellence and something approximating sufficient players to engage, TWCC assembled for duty on the windswept heights of Warninglid with gladness in their hearts; cricket was back after rather a lull. Glancing around the ranks of the opposition was a little unnerving however - where was the mix of grandsons and the over 60's? These were young men with girlfriends and everything! Warninglid CC appeared to have an average age some thirty years south that of their visitors - but age isn't everything in sport even if it helps. TWCC were ready to take on all comers.
Jim and Paul opened up the bowling and set the tone for the first part of the Warninlid innings. There was a bit of swing, the wicket was slightly unpredictable and the ball wasn't really coming on to the batters with any great reliability, but in the face of these factors the Warninlid opening pair saw through the early phase well and resolutely kept themselves in play. Switching Jim out of the attack for later Honse took over from the East End and, with similar reasoning, Paul was replaced by President Jones from the Pavilion End. The batters, now well in, began to take the Warninglid total along with more momentum, and so it came to pass that Richard began his excellent spell of bowling. There are times, we all know, when poor bowling realises wickets for which tighter preceding bowling has created the appetite, but in this spell Richard wasn't having any of that. Rejuvinated by his recent sojourn in Eastern Europe, Richard bowled with a tightness and attention to line and length that we rarely see in any of our bowling attack. Rewarded in his first over by clean-bowling one of the well-rooted Warninglid openers, he followed this up by removing the other with the help of a truly excellent stumping from Jonathan behind the timbers. Warninglid were on the slide, and Richard swiftly, in this his first spell, took out two more, one being removed first ball and thus putting the side on the first of three hat-trick alerts. A great spell from our Captain, the individual analysis of which is not possible at this remove because the ball-by-ball scorecard is not available at the Gazette office, but the first four wickets were down to Richard and Warninglid were an unsettled side from this point on. James and Edward plied their trade from the Pavilion End, though on this occasion unsuccessfully, and Jim came back from the East End to finish off what he'd started by taking two wickets in his last over, the first of which was a lovely smart catch by Jonathan standing up and the second of which - the next ball - brought about the second hat-trick alert of the game. Paul provided both a couple of late wickets, the first of which was a slap-it-back-catch-it-if-you-can-because-it-was-hit-quite-hard caught and bowled, and another golden-ducker, thus putting TWCC on their third hat-trick alert of the day! Sadly, reminiscent of Jim's final spell on tour in Dorset, rather than enjoying further success Paul was Mongoosed over his head for two enourmous sixes to finish the innings off with Warninlid posting a creditable 208 total to spoil the taste of TWCC's sandwiches.
208 was plenty to chase, and, as with the Warninglid Innings, the batting conditions took some mastering. However, Paul and James didn't succumb, and, seeing off the opening bowling attack, they settled down to getting out to the second wave - James not having ever, today, truly been as one with the conditions, and Paul having some creditable boundaries to his name. Tony was struggling with a hamstring injury, and hadn't been able to field with his usual flair. Warninglid kindly waived the no-runner rule, and we were treated to a fine dislplay of triangular batting as Richard became Tony's legs. Happily Tony's bat was still operating and somehow he managed to time the ball tremendously well considering he couldn't move his weight through the shot - even managing a six amongst the six fours. Jonathan, rather like James, found the conditions hard to get on top of, and wan't his usual fluent self with the bat and he fell with an atypical 7 runs to his name. In came Edward to sort it out. In spite of having to face the sort of bowling he usually dislikes, Edward smote the ball. He cracked and crushed the ball off his bat. Bludgeoned and blasted; pulls to where the fielders weren't on the mid-wicket and long-on boundary. Eight fours and, yes, two twos amongst the quick singles. A fine innings of 45 in the face of some difficult wet conditions that moved in from the squally West. Jim kept the hope alive for a while until, as usual, he was bowled by an unplayable delivery, but, truly by the thirtieth over the game was run and TWCC were suffering from having allowed too many runs to slide Warninglid's way in their innings. Honse increased the value of his batting capital, and Malcolm made a fine sight walking out to bat without his... er... bat, only to be stumped off his first ball and fail to notice he was out until Dave came out to join him at the crease for the last rites.
Although at the start of their bowling effort the ball was as good as it had been at the end of their own innings, Warninglid's bowlers did have to work with a progressivley wet and slimy ball. The humidity had become light drizzle and then turned into what had to be called rain, and in this regard Warninglid, nonetheless playing with an eye to good form fully in keeping with the finest traditions of the Sunday game, definitely had the worst of the conditions and were the best side on the day.
Warninglid, a fine bunch of happy youth and jolly oponents deserved their victory leaving the visitors the crumb of comfort that is the knowledge that the Royal Oak is our home pub and it is still there serving beer with no strings attached.
TWCC won the toss and bowled first. Match 40 overs limited, max 8 overs/bowler
Warninglid Innings: R Swinscoe St Rowland, Bld Brock 30; M Nasty Bld Brock 26; D Tingley Ct Rowland (wk) Bld Simon 60; C Mackie Bld Brock 2; C Vaughan Bld Brock 0; A Parsons Ct & Bld Hunter 42; D Mackie Bld Simon 0; B Nesbit not out 22; R Hollingham(?) Bld Hunter 0; J Acton not out 12. DNB R Clarke. Extras 14, Total 208 for 9 from 40 overs.
TWCC Bowling: J Simon 8-2-22-2; P Hunter 8-1-39-2; H Karvay 6-0-39-0; D Jones 4-0-25-0; R Brock 8-2-32-4; J Trollope 3-0-22-0; E Bunn 3-0-24-0.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter ct, Bld Acton 26; J Trollope Ct, Bld Vaughan 8; T Pearce LBW Nesbit 40; J Rowland St, Bld Clarke 7; E Bunn LBW Clarke 45; J Simon Bld C Mackie 12; H Karvay not out 14; R Brock Bld C Mackie 3; M Gasson St, Bld Clarke 0; D Jones not out 0. Extras 19 (NB-4, W-12, B-3) Total 175 for 9 from 40 overs.
Warninglid Bowling: R Hollingham(?) 5-0-13-0; Vaughan 5-0-26-0; Acton 6-3-11-1; Nesbit 0-0-31-1; D Mackie 3-0-40-0; Clarke 7-0-17-3; C Mackie 6-0-22-2.
Warninglid win by 33 runs.
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Crescent CC v TWCC August 28th 2016
Another struggle for TWCC's newly appointed Match Manager to raise a team, but 10 good men and true duly reported for duty at the Horsdean ground on a squally and intermittently wet August bank holiday Sunday.
TWCC's newly appointed Head of the Coin Response Unit emerged from his summit with the news that his negotiations had gone well and that TWCC would bowl first. Tom Rydon and Jim opened up with their usual dash and trundle respectively, and both settled into trying to understand what mood the Horsdean wicket was in this time. The answer to this was that it was broadly dull with the occasional low bounce on offer. But the capricious nature of the surface had nothing to do with the wickets Tom took in his third over; a double-wicket maiden, both bowled. The rest of his spell was one in which the ball certainly dominated the bat, and he finished his seven over spell with only 12 runs against his name. Jim bowled the occasional good ball, though was more economical than threatening, but with plenty of bowling around for the newly appointed TWCC Bowling Resource Manager to deploy many bowling options remained. Sam Simon, back from his wilderness years, took one ball to learn how to bowl again, and then clean-bowled Crescent's threatening opener with his second. Plenty of pace, the line of left arm over is never easy for batters to cope with, and Sam settled into a lengthy spell. TWCC's newly appointed Fielding Coach can only take the credit for placing TWCC's newly appointed Manager of Recruitment's pick in the shape of Tom Firth at mid-off, who took a catch to give Sam his second wicket as Crescent's left-handed No. 5 pushed at an awkward length ball that lobbed forwards in the air. Crescent were on the wobble as this was clearly another one of their better players.
Tom Firth took over from Jim and struggled to find his length, but he persevered and sure enough got things under control, but with such a bowling battery at his disposal it was soon time for Honse to weave his inter-continental magic and, sure enough, Crescent's No 6 wafted around a straight one and the hosts were another wicket down. They could ill afford to lose another wicket, least of all that of Will who was dogged in defense albeit not that demonstrative in attack, but, when called through for a quick single, he was not quite as quick as James T who oooh'd down to the ball at short fine leg, and ahh'd a throw to the bowler who had plenty of time to convince the umpire at the bowler's end that when the batsman wasn't in his ground and the bails were off this means that a run out has taken place.
TWCC's Match Manager decided it was time for Richard to be brought into the attack, and he proceeded to bowl a very tight line and length. Every Brock ball produced an uncertainty in the batsman about whether or not to use his bat, and several knicks were the result. These fell in gaps around Alex behind the stumps until one, finally, did go to hand which Alex snapped up with his usual casual keeper competence. That left a mere three wickets with Rob's name on them. Given the nod, Rob pulled off his jumper, snicked his Rolls Royce action into "Drive" and treated all comers to another fine display of fast and accurate bowling. TWCC's own Whispering Death plundered the late-order wickets and in just 4.3 overs, two of which were maidens, he had his three wickets for just 5 runs. A treat to watch, and, with Richard's own excellence never letting up TWCC closed the bowling off in great style.
None of the Crescent batters got going, held in check by some good bowling and also by some committed and effective eager fielding from all. Proper cricket.
Proper cricket backed up by a proper tea! What a treat! Needless to say the Gazette editorial staff laid off all but a few micro-sandwiches, but those were juicy and fully up to Hunter-Spec. Moist cakes, scones and jam, even some heated thingies from a hot-plate. A Bolney rival and even, dare I say it, something to get James worried when it's his turn.
132 to win. Surely TWCC, albeit hamstrung by Tony's absence, could manage that? Was TWCC confidence troubled when Paul, capable as ever, was undone by a non-bouncing straight grubber that went underground and then re-emerged to clout the stumps? Not a bit of it. A shame for Paul, of course, but we had plenty in the tank, not least in the shape of JT who kept the ball out from the skiddy Townley et al for long enough to ensure that only a collapse of TWCC proportions could result in a home win for Crescent. But many TWCC players can't help but recall just how well TWCC can make any target look difficult, and a shudder ran through the ranks as Brocky shovelled a simple catch to point and TWCC were 5 for 2. The start of a spiral out of control?
But - we have Rydons!!! Rydon A walked out and proceeded to share a great stand with James that set up the result the TWCC fan was looking for. From 5 for 2 TWCC were in the 90's before Alex failed to survive hitting the ball into the air once to often, having offered up a few chances during his innings, and was out for 46, just four runs short of a parental jug. (Well, maybe I'm casting nasturtiums, but in the Gazette's experience this is one area of progeny-independence that youth seem to be able to ignore.) Sad for Rydon R not to bat with Rydon A, but there was always Rydon T to come. It did at first seem unlikley that Rydon T would be needed, or any other batters at all such was the magnificence of the forward-defensive that bounded solidly up to mid-off all along the ground from Sam's first ball faced. TWCC were safe. Sam the batter had showed up at the same time as Sam the bowler and fielder. The sense of relief in the dug out was palpable. Rob and Sam would see us through. But Sam, presumably now fully warmed up and his eye well and truly in, watched a straight ball with his 20:20 vision pass his cross-bat and hit middle stump. A short innings, but that forward-defensive stroke was truly worth the journey from Londonland.
However TWCC were nearly home, and all Simon J had to do was to run up and down a bit whilst Rydon R sorted out the victory with plenty of 4's and one huge straight well-timed smooth 6 that clattered into the scenery with a fine resounding clack. All that was missing was the sound of breaking glass.
With around ten overs to spare TWCC secured the win that had been made possible not only by James' and Alex's 87 joint runs, but also by a fine bowling performance that ensured the hosts never had enough runs to defend.
Thanks to Crescent for the loan of a fielder in the opening overs, and for sharing in an afternoon's fun, and we look forward to next year. Well we look forward to this year too, of course.
TWCC won the toss and chose to bat first. 80 overs format, draw a possible result.
Crescent CC Innings: J Morris Bld S Simon 20; L Geary Bld T Rydon 2; M Wood Bld T Rydon 0; J Will run out (Trollope) 26; M Lawson Ct T Firth Bld S Simon 10; B Townley Bld H Karvay 3; D Osborne Bld R Rydon 37; D Morgan Bld R Rydon 1; A Bousfield Ct A Rydon (Wk) Bld R Brock 1; S Wood not out 2; M Brown Bld R Rydon 0. Extras 29 (NB-5, W-11, LB-4, B-9) Total 131 all out off 38.3 overs.
TWCC Bowling: T Rydon 7-1-12-2; J Simon 8-2-20-0; S Simon 8-1-22-2; T Firth 3-0-19-0; H Karvay 4-0-19-1; R Brock 4-1-13-1; R Rydon 4.3-2-5-3.
TWCC Innings: P HunterBld Townley 2; J Trollope Ct, Bld Lawson 41; R Brock Ct, Bld Townley 0; A Rydon Ct, Bld Will 46; R Rydon not out 28; S Simon Bld Lawson 0; J Simon not out 4. DNB T Rydon, T Firth, H Karvay. Extras 11 (W-5, LB-1, B-5) Total 132 for 5 off 33 overs.
Crescent CC Bowling: Brown 9-018; Townley 6-2-8-2; Osborne 8-0-36-0; Morgan 4-0-28-0; Will 4-0-30-0; Lawson 2-0-6-2.
TWCC win by 5 wickets.
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Ashurst v TWCC September 4th 2016
Another great effort by the TWCC press gang saw an eleven-strong team take to the field to play their part in this, the latest battle of their 2016 campaign. Ashurst, as mercurial a unit as TWCC's own can be, had laid waste to us last season in the reciprocal engagement, so it was with particular anticipation that TWCC readied themselves for the difficult match-up that they were facing. Skipper Edwards, with us again after an AWOL episode that has yet to be fully explained, won the toss and chose to field first, giving a strong bowling attack the first use of another lovely new ball. TWCC opened the bowling with the big guns; Matt E himself and Tom R, loaded with armour-piercing shells and grape shot respectively. Unsurprisingly, and controversially, it was the grape shot that brought about the first wicket as Tom's, on this occasion, unpredictability surprised Ashurst's No. 2 by asking him to keep out a straight one on a good length, which he failed to do and the edge went through to Alex's gloves where, naturally, it stuck. Tom struggled with... his...natural variation? and became somewhat hazardous. The pitch, in itself a minefield and prone to causing sharp lift off full-length deliveries, had little to do with the reason Tom's spell was brought to a premature end as there was no ground involved with some of his more dangerous balls, unless we refer to the place where the batters sometimes found they'd ended up. However, Tom had a good wicket to his name, and, in spite of the headline no-balls, he had also served up plenty of thoroughly decent delivieries before Jim took over from the Road End. Meanwhile, at the...Other End, Matt was suffering from Good Bowling Syndrome. This is a condition only known to affect the very best bowlers, and sufferers may well be bowling with great effect, but with no luck. "Luck" is sometimes mentioned in this context in that it is often really bad luck that many TWCC players have forgotten how to catch, but here it was more that false shots went to open ground and difficult chances, with little blame attached to the fielders, fell to earth. Fast bowling often makes for hard chances (just ask Rob) and Matt finished his commanding spell without any wickets to his name, though he could have had two or three.
Jim replaced the high-revving Rydon T and settled into presenting his usual lovely half-volleys outside the off stump for the batters to climb into. Jim's opening offers were two such balls and they suffered their inevitable fate as hefty drives ensued; one a screaming four, the next dropped (stopped, Ed) by the bowler, but which served to make a surprise of the third ball which, when it turned up, was on a good length on middle and off and moving away a touch. An edge! Oh no! Another drop in the slips no doubt... But...hang on! It's Rob at second slip!! A Rob compromised, certainly, by seeing through his new and unusual eve-of-match preparations ... but it was still Rob and, aided by his inclination to fall over anyway, he sagged forward and lay down for a bit having held on to a good low catch in front of his ankles, a position in which he stayed for a well earned breather just a bit longer than he otherwise normally might.
TWCC were, as has often been the case in 2016, pleased to welcome a newcomer to the side; Sam Warren. Sam, an émigrée from the North East, was clearly a bit of a cricketer and under 30 by some margin too! So what does the debut-meister produce but, well, an unbelievable spell of bowling! Sam settled on a good length straight away, having played almost no cricket for years, and wiggled the ball about mostly on and around the stumps - the ones at the far end that is. Notwithstanding that this sort of proper bowling goes rather against the best of TWCC tradition, it is with great pleasure that the Gazette presents to its readers Sam's extraordinary analysis of 6.3 overs, 1 maiden, 5 for 9! Jim and Honse mopped up the other three wickets, but the Samsation restricted an admitedly somewhat different Ashurst side from that of 2015, to a mere 82 all out in just 26.3 overs. And we hadn't even seen TWCC's own Whispering Death, nor, come to that, more than five TWCC bowlers such was the precipitate nature of the, what might have to be called, Ashurst collapse.
In spite of the early end of the innings, the good burghers of Ashurst rustled up an early tea, and before they knew it TWCC were batting to see what sort of a fist they could make of the conditions and of the Ashurst bowling attack. Poyser ran in hard and immediately caused trouble with his pace. Bowling from wide on the crease he hit James on the mid-step in front of middle and leg, but the ball was going down with the line and James survived on a benefit of the doubt decision. Paul, taking the umpire out of it, characteristically walked for an uncharacteristic 0 having gloved a ball off his hips to the keeper, a gesture much appreciated by Ashurst as all, including the umpire, thought it impossible to say if the ball had hit the gloves or the body. One down, no real runs on the board, the pitch throwing up all sorts of bounce off good length deliveries; it was tricky out there. But are TWCC the kind of side to crumble in the face of a low target? Of course they are! Proven many times...
The report could go one of two ways from here on. It would be possible, for instance, to mention Alex Rydon, Tom Firth, Tom Rydon, Matt Edwards and Honse in turn, and to weave some wordy magic around their struggles and successes, for example Alex's square drive off the back foot for four, or Tom Firth's compelling defense, or Tom Rydon's characteristic devil-may-care approach to batting which presented a swift 12 runs to the TWCC cause before he steered the ball slowly onto his own stumps, or our skipper's statuesque 10 with two 4's, or Honse's dogged refusal to get out at the end of proceedings, but to do so would both unnecessarily prolong the report and take the emphasis away from the single towering batting performance of James Trollope. James survived the early onslaught of the Ashurst openers and carried his bat through the innings, engaging his trebuchet-like arms in some demonstrative hitting as the pressure eased when Ashurst gamely spread their bowling around to give each player a stake in the day. A Trollope 6 into the road tied the scores and a single to win saw the game out.
A pleasure to play with a friendly side, it was on this occasion TWCC's turn to go home the victors though, as we all know, the tables can, and do, quickly turn.
This was a game featuring, in spite of his selection, oddly no majesterial performace from Rob with the bat or Rob with the ball, but let's hope he plays better next time. Maybe his mind was on next week when the food critics of Bolney assemble at TWCC's home ground to analyse what people from Wineham consider to be the perfect cricket tea, and, we all agree at the Gazette, there's much to look forward to in that.
TWCC won the toss, Matt Edwards Captain opted to bowl first
Ashurst Innings: G Isaacs Bld Warren 29; T Chalmers Ct A Rydon (Wk) Bld T Rydon 13; B Poyser Ct R Rydon Bld J Simon 14; M Barnard Ct T Firth Bld Warren 10; D Saunders Ct Hunter Bld Warren 2; D Fishel LBW Bld J Simon 0; R Redding Bld Simon 0; Pat Middleton ST A Rydon (Wk) Bld Karvay 1; L Tarr Ct Edwards Bld Warren 2; B Saunders not out 2; T Redding Bld Warren 0. Extras must have been 9 (Unrecorded - but there were a few no balls!) Total 82 all out in 26.3 overs.
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 7-1-14-0; T Rydon 5-1-38-1; J Simon 6-2-11-3; S Warren 6.3-1-9-5; H Karvay 2-0-9-1.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Ct Chalmers (Wk) Bld Poyser 0; J Trollope not out 42; A Rydon Ct Fishel Bld Tarr 7; T Firth Ct, Bld Saunders 3; T Rydon Bld Isaacs 12; M Edwards Ct, Bld Middleton 10; H Karvay not out 1. DNB S Warren, D Firth, J Simon, R Rydon. Extras 3 (NB-1, LB-1, B-1) Total 83 for 5 in 25.5 overs.
Ashurst Bowling: B Poyser 5-2-6-1; L Tarr 4-1-9-1; R Redding 4-0-20-0; D Saunders 3-0-13-1; Isaacs 5-1-12-1; Middleton 3-0-13-1; B Saunders 1.5-0-8-0.
TWCC win by 1 run and 5 wickets - or whatever it should be.
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TWCC v Bolney CC September 11th 2016
Skipper Brock won the toss and elected to field first. Tom Rydon opened from the Downs End with his usual gusto for a five over spell that produced "Oohs" and "Ahhs" in good measure, but no tangible results in the wickets column. Jim opened up from the Pavilion End with his usual mix, and even, on occasion, something a little better. The Bolney openers, clearly capable with the bat, weren't getting away unduly from TWCC's perspective, a situation which continued as Rob Rydon replaced Tom from the Downs End. Rob and Jim toiled away and then Rob caught a good high catch at mid-off off the bat of the left-hander Morris who was, rightly, trying to get some momentum into the Bolney innings. Bolney tried to press on with the overs rather running out and with not many runs on the board and made some not very good running decisions which led to three run-outs in quick succession. Honse, taking over from Jim, bowled with a great change of pace and length and took the only other wicket to fall as Rob took another good catch. Time went by, bowlers changed, and Richard had with no success on this occasion, and neither did Paul though both were bowling well.
Bolney, then, scored 165 for 5, TWCC having restricted the scoring to this below par total with some excellent bowling and tight fielding. It is worth noting that TWCC were only a nine-strong team on this occasion, and to keep the scoring down like this was, on a sunny day with a fast outfield, commendable.
How often has a cricketing side contained four members of the same family? Not often, but on this occasion there were indeed four Rydons playing for TWCC as Rob, Tom and Alex were joined by Louisa in what could be seen as a four-pronged Wineham take-over bid. Louisa, with, I assume, a whip or some other such sort of domestic equipment, had spent the morning supervising the cutting, mixing, spreading and packing of a fine tea that appeared by special delivery at the perfect time and which served to further enhance the all-is-right-with-the-world atmosphere of this sunny clear September afternoon. Being calory-deniers, the entire editorial staff of the Gazette were able to tuck in nontheless as there was much fruitiliciousness to go with the excellent sandwiches and cakes. The bar raised yet again in time for Tony next week. Let's hope he's still friends with his neighbour the headmistress of the Rottingdean School of Catering. Thank you to team Rydon and, particularly to Louisa for all the effort.
So, TWCC needed to bat a bit, which James proceeded to do. There was one cracking square cut for four - the first of many visits to the hedge to look for the ball - but that was it from James on this occasion. Alex Rydon went in to join Paul and that was it; the two of them gelled well and both were studious and selective of shot. The crowd were treated to a second wicket stand of (no exact figures to hand) around 140 calm runs, not much in the way of chances given. Alex began his account with five fours in a row and Paul hit four in a row such was their command. Paul carried his bat, forcing boundaries and pushing probing ones and twos around to rotate the strike, in a fine innings of 58 not out which included 10 fours. Alex, disappointed no doubt to have been out for 96 a few days ago, went better on this occasion but, sadly for all who rather like beer, fell to an uncharacteristically soft shot as, needing just two for his first ever century, he gave short third man a bit of simple catching practice. What a shame, but to have a goal in life is no bad thing.
Rob Rydon, once again not being able to enjoy batting with any of his children, helped Paul to get TWCC over the not very distant line with some overs to spare.
Bolney, short of runs by some margin, bowled well enough, with Dave Chaffey in particular once again being the pick. Bolney chose to share the bowling around their side, a policy which, though commendable, made TWCC's chase all the easier. But the runs still had to be scored, and Paul and Alex did that with aplomb.
TWCC send their thanks to Bolney for sharing such a nice afternoon, and for providing two umpires for the entire game.
Richard Brock won the toss and TWCC elected to field and bowl.
Bolney Innings: P Buch run out (Karvay) 23; K Morris Ct R Rydon Bld J Simon 34; S Bowles run out (P Hunter) 25; M Garside run out R Rydon) 20; S Adby ct R Rydon Bld Karvay 5; B Clementson not out 10; M Graziand not out 3. Extras 11 (thought there'd be more...) DNB J Moore, P Meader, M Madden, D Chaffey.
Bolney 165 for 5 after 42 overs.
TWCC Bowling: T Rydon 5-0-16-0; J Simon 11-2-28-1; R Rydon 10-0-36-0; H Karvay 7-1-26-1; R Brock 6-0-26-0; P Hunter 3-0-11-0.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter not out 58; J Trollope Ct Clementson Bld Madden 5; A Rydon Ct J Moore Bld Buch 98; R Rydon not out 1. Extras 6 (w-6). DNB E Bunn, T Rydon, J Simon, H Karvay, R Brock.
TWCC 167 for 2 (off 26 overs).
Bolney Bowling: Madden 4-0-25-1; Chaffey 4-2-6-0; Meader 4-0-29-0; Morris 4-1-14-0; Bowles 4-0-31-0; Adby 4-0-47-0; Buch 1-1-0-1; Clementson 1-0-14-0.
TWCC win by winning.
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TWCC v Bolney CC September 11th 2016
There’s little so annoying in life to write a full and contemporaneous cricket report only to discover a fortnight later that your ageing laptop has deleted it: like a good innings, it is a crafted and artistic piece of work – impossible to replicate. So to those who need words of adulation for their performance in this match my apologies – I can only say that your performance, whilst masterful at the time, may not stand the test of time.
Streat won the toss on a cloudy but mild Sunday: we were playing the 80 overs combination – and Streat chose to bat against a strong looking TWCC side – indeed so strong that in this weirdest of all seasons, we chose from a squad of 17 available players. Tom opened up from the far end – speedy but failing to test the batsman often enough. Jim bowled well from the pavilion end but to no avail. But when Matt Edwards replaced Tom, we had two quick wickets – real cricket, both caught by Jonathan behind the stumps. Unfortunately this brought N Green to the wicket – an annoyingly pleasant sort of chap, just the sort of person you don’t want to make lots of runs, because you can’t generate the dislike you can against arrogant or mouthy batters. So Mr Green settled into his task of gentle destruction of the TWCC bowling. Whilst Matt – who bowled a really excellent spell and thoroughly deserved his 3 wickets - and skipper Brock chipped away at the other end, he kept going becoming ever more explosive. It was only when he reached 90 that Honse – who was in the midst of one of his really excellent spells of bowling – finally got him caught by Tony. Honse went on to take 3 more wickets but the damage had been done: what looked to be a match where we were in control ended with Streat just 3 short of 200. Boy were we in need of a good tea. And in many ways, this is where the story really begins. Tony Pearce, who the previous year had supplied a glorious tea thanks to contracting out to the next-door pensioner, was denied the opportunity to follow the same route because James had been somewhat critical – which the old lady picked up on Facebook or some such thing. So Tony (and he claims Jan – which I find hard to believe) put together a tea lacking in two main areas: quality and quantity. Poorly filled sandwiches which actually ran out before both teams had gone through -–perhaps because there were no nibbles to help. A few packets of crisps and two cakes between two cricket teams! It was roundly condemned as one of the poorest teas in TWCC history, certainly the first which actually ran out before the first pass. The openers went out – clearly upset by the experience – and James was caught for just 3, Paul for 12. It was left to Tony himself to try to make amends and in fairness it was a good innings, a series of fours and a six until he fell caught behind on 41. By that time we were 81-3 and the game was in the balance. Jonathan dug in for 22, Matt looked good for his 11 and Jim deserved more back up as he handsomely deposited the ball into the gang of `Simons` who were picnicking on the boundary edge. But TWCC fell away badly and faced with the option of the now infamous `ball-tapping` of two years previous against Streat, the team played to win… and lost. Still, the pub was great – a near full turnout - and it was really good to see Steve and Dave come along at tea - it would have been nice to reward their attendance with either a decent tea or a decent innings but we managed neither.
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to field
Streat Batting: D Christmas Ct Rowland (wk) Bld Edwards 27; M Porter Ct Rowland Bld Edwards 10;N Green Ct Pearce Bld Karvay 90; D Jackson Ct Rowland Bld Edwards 10; D Porter Ct Edwards Bld Brock 5;J Funnell Ct Hunter Bld Brock 12; B Baxter Ct Brock Bld Karvay 3; H Freeman Ct Simon Bld Karvay 0; C Pick Bld Karvay 6;M Hartfield not out 1; S Speigal not out 4. TOTAL 197-9 42 overs.
TWCC BOWLING: T Rydon 5-1-30-0; J Simon 7-1-23-0; M Edwards 11-2-39-3; E Bunn 4-0-22-0; R Brock 7-1-29-2; H Karvay 5-0-27-4; T Firth 3-0-18-0.
TWCC Batting: P Hunter Ct wk Bld Funnell 12; J Trollope Ct, Bld Harfield 3; T Pearce Ct wk Bld Pick 41; J Rowland Bld Pick 22; H Karvay DNB; M Edwards Ct, Bld Freeman 11; E Bunn Ct wk Bld Freeman 3; J Simon Not out 21; T Rydon Bld Freeman 0; T Firth Bld Freeman 0; R Brock Ct, Bld Spiegal 2. TOTAL 127 all out (29.2 OVERS).
Streat Bowling: M Hartfield 8-1-57-1; Funnell 7-0-44-1; Pick 6-0-19-2; Freeman 7-0-18-4; Spiegal 1.2-0-6-1.
TWCC LOST BY 70 RUNS
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TWWCC v Brighton Beamers September 25th 2016
And so the final match of a testing season arrived and we had 10 players available for the visit of Brighton Beamers. Beamers limbered up and – speaking as one who knows one – it was clear they were a team who had been together a lot of years. They don’t play much cricket these days – I believe this was their 4th match of the season – and they happily agreed with our experimental match variant of 35 overs with the chasing team able to claim a draw only if they score at least 2/3 of the score. We were delighted to have Rob available for this his record turnout in one season as he gradually realises where his future lies – and he went out and made hay in the late season sunshine. Oh yes, James was the other opener. Rob’s innings was full of fine shots, one ball deposited in a garden, another in the field. It was a batting masterclass. The 50 partnership came up Rob 48, James 1, extras 1. And the merriment continued past 100 to a mighty first wicket stand of 127 when Rob – by this time on 90, was caught and left the field to hearty applause. James departed on the same score for 28 – and Tom Carthew, a useful looking cricketer and friend of Reese made a useful 28. But it was the return of the prodigal – Reese himself – after a few weeks of childminding and it’s alleged, sulking, that invigorated the end of the innings. He was in imperious form and hit a fine and rather large six into the field as he powered his way to 50, accompanied at the end by Tony who hit a succession of fine fours. The score of 241-4 from 35 overs looked more than enough. We enjoyed a fine tea – for a team still shell shocked from the previous week’s effort. It was courtesy of a wives’ collective – notably Liz and Fenella - plus friends and it was a triumph, everything a real cricket tea should be and plentiful. We opened up with Tom and Honse – based on their bowling the previous week. Neither were able to break through as Beamers started strongly. Edward was brought on and broke through, though was expensive. At this stage, Beamers were on course not just to draw but even to overhaul the TWCC score. But Rob and Richard both bowled tightly and the match swung back our way, though it was clear that a win was unlikely bar a late flurry of wickets. So the bowling floodgates opened and in the closing overs, every outfield player turned their arm. But full credit to Beamers they batted well, kept us out and made 199-3. Match drawn, everyone happy, pub – and a shout once again to Liz and Fenella for a super tea. On now to the season’s figures….
TWCC WON THE TOSS AND BATTED
TWCC Innings: R Rydon ct Benfield B Siddens 90; J Trollope ct Rigby, Bld Esson 28; H Karvay Stumped B Eaton 1; T Carthew Ct Rigby B Siddens 28; R Packham not out 52; T Pearce not out 29. TOTAL 241-4 (35 OVERS)
Fall: 127/1,127/2, 156/3, 166/4.
Brighton Beamers Bowling
Renshaw 6-2-31-0; Smith 7-2-37-0; Esson 6-3-36-1, Benfield 3-0-21-0; Siddens 5-0-47-2; Eaton 4-0-25-0; Rigby 2-0-30-0; Chafey 2-0-7-0.
Brighton Beamers Innings: N Chafey LBW Bunn 43; R Rigby Bld R Rydon 59; T Hutchison St Rowland (wk) Bld T Pearce 52; R Wolf Pieterson not out 11. TOTAL 199-3 (35 OVERS)
Fall: 66, 112, 177
TWCC Bowling: T Rydon 7-0-32-0; H Karvay 4-0-21-0; Bunn 4-0-38-1; R Rydon 6-0-21-1; Brock 7-1-28-0; J Trollope 3-0-25-0; T Pearce 2-0-13-1; Packham 1-0-5-0; T Carthew 1-0-10-0.
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TWCC 2015 Season
Brunswick Village v TWCC April 26th 2015
Following a marked absence during most of March and April, the clouds, naturally, gathered over West Sussex in anticipation of the start of the 2015 season, but, happily, they kept their contents largely to themselves as a small force of TWCC players convened beneath the Downs in the salubrious setting that is the ground of St James' Montefiore CC. Depleted in numbers, yes, but not in spirit our TWCC team of 9 rallied around Skipper Pearce and turned in a fine afternoon's work.
Tony agreed to Brunswick Village's suggestion of a limited overs match (35/side, 7 overs max/bowler) and set about losing the toss. TWCC were, happily, put in to bat.
James succumbed early in the cold and damp conditions, during which the Brunswick opening bowlers, Blackman and Wickremesinghe, turned in some good performances with a swinging ball, and I think although they had the new ball the damp conditions soon made this less of a factor than it otherwise might have been. The early departure of James brought Tony to the middle to join Paul H in what proved to be the partnership of the match. Both scored their half centuries (neither of which were duly punished post-match...) and these runs formed the backbone of our offer to the day's play. Tony was out towards the end of our allotted 35 overs, hitting out, for a wonderful 59 (2x6's, 8x4's) and Paul wasn't out at all (1x6, 7x4's) for an unbeaten 69. It wasn't an easy pitch on which to bat as the ball was stopping and sitting up on a variety of lengths, but the outfield was running reasonably well so a well struck ball often ran over the boundary, if, indeed, the outfield was involved at all.
Edward, Jim and Paul C made further small batting contributions in that order, and TWCC ended on a total of 176 for 4. Mention must be made of the third-highest scorer for TWCC, which was the extras column, managing an impressive 30 runs; 1 x no ball, 14 x wides, 5 x leg byes, 10 x byes. These runs proved critical as we shall see, and this early-season rustiness on the part of the bowling side can be said to have significantly affected the match.
Tea was... We had tea. And Brunswick Village very generously gave us a rotating fielder (think Whirling Dervish) to bring our fielding side up to 10 men, which was very kind of them.
So; a good total to bowl to, inroads into which were quickly made by Edward who took the gloves but failed to use them much. Matt E opened from the South Downs End and never looked like anything other than the real thing delivering up impressive pace which the Brunswick batsmen never really dealt with. James, in a smart move from Skipper Pearce, provided the opening batsmen with a challenge of a different sort from the Pavilion End, which broadly went well. Paul H took over from James and Jim from Matt, and the game rolled on in a workmanlike way with the Brunswick openers being a little reluctant to take on quick singles which, together with TWCC's tight(ish - Ed) bowling and sharp fielding, helped TWCC to gain an early upper hand on the run rate.
The opening batting pair for Brunswick of D Blackman and S Pengelly were, nonetheless, sticking around, producing a useful foundation of 42 and 27 runs respectively before the game evolved. After all a low run rate may not have meant much whilst Brunswick still had wickets in hand, and this they did until Paul Chatfield came on to bowl, and, though runs were scored off his bowling, wickets were also taken. He found some movement in the air and clean bowled two batsmen and caught another of his own bowling in a fine 3-wicket 7-over spell. His first wicket brought Arosh Fernandopulle - whose name I relish re-visiting every year - to the crease. We know well Arosh's powers with the bat, and thus began a game of cat and mouse with the strike that, ultimately, bore fruit. Skipper Pearce marshalled his field so as to deny Arosh any real opportunity to score more than a single at a time, and, as the required run-rate rose to above 7/over, Arosh felt the need to push on, moved out of his crease to Edward's bowling, the ball turned away from his lunging bat (so Edwards says) and Paul, now keeping, took off the bails. A real cricket moment.
Brunswick still had wickets in hand, of course, and they did hit out more and more as the required rate rose. Honse came on after his two-year loan to some of the best sides in the U.S. and the Czech Republic, and took a wicket as Jim (oh yes!) ran round the boundary denying a six, and, instead, somehow hanging on to a catch, and the run rate crept up and up to nearer 8 and then 9 per over.
Skipper Pearce had kept some overs back from Matt, and in a masterly piece of strategic thinking, bowled him out first thus ensuring that, by the time Jim and Edward came on to bowl the last three overs, the game was more or less lost to the home side. The batsmen duly hit out, with creditable success, but they ended up 6 runs short in a game that was TWCC's to lose, which we didn't.
A good opener for the season, marked by some good performances, not least that of James who more or less carried his coat through the entire TWCC innings in a marathon stint of laissez-faire umpiring, and, although we are aware that our side is currently missing some key players to whom our thoughts and good wishes frequently turn, we look forward to the next game.
Brunswick Village won the toss and chose to field.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter not out 69; J Trollope ct Penney bld M Blackman 3; T Pearce bld D Blackman 59; E Bunn bld Burton 3; J Simon ct Burton bld A Wickremesinghe 12; P Chatfield not out 1. DNB: J Panther, M Edwards, H Karvay. Extras 30 (1-nb 14-w 5-lb 10-b). Total 176 for 4.
Brunswick Village Bowling: M Blackman 6-0-18-1; A Wickremesinghe 6-1-29-1; D Green 2-0-23-0; Pengelly 4-0-17-0; Burton 7-0-29-1; A Fernandopulle 4-0-23-0; Barrs 3-0-18-0; D Blackman 3-0-14-1.
Brunswick Village Innings: D Blackman bld Bunn 42; S Pengelly bld Chatfield 27; A Fernandopulle st Hunter bld Bunn 20; A Moroney ct & bld Chatfield 4; P Styles bld Chatfield 0; M Blackman ct Hunter (wk) bld Edwards 14; N Penney not out 18; D Green ct Simon bld Karvay 14; A Wickremesinghe run out 14. DNB: C Burton, K Barrs. Extras 16 (3-nb 10-w 3-b). Total 170 for 7.
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 7-1-15-1; J Trollope 3-0-13-0; P Hunter 5-0-32-0; J Simon 5-0-23-0; P Chatfield 7-0-40-3; E Bunn 6-0-27-2; H Karvay 2-0-16-1.
TWCC win by 6 runs.
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Streat and Westmeston v TWCC May 3rd
A long rainy morning spent waiting for the phone to ring to call the whole thing off was finally over and a miscellany of TWCC players eventually found themselves wandering about in the fog in Streat. With Skipper Brock still recuperating it was, once again, Skipper Pearce who lost the toss and so led his troops into the field.
Stan chose to bat first, thus allowing his Streat players unfair access to cups of tea, whilst TWCC set about giving Streat an unassailable total. Jim and Paul Chatfield started it all off, and so began an afternoon of bowlers trying not to fall over in the mud. The general bowling and fielding effort was well-intentioned in the face of inclement conditions, and a number of TWCC players variously distinguised themselves in isolated acts of dedication, but in the end the 101 not out from a powerful and capable Ian Harvey, who, thankfully, retired after securing his century, proved to be the difference between the two sides. With Matt Porter (25) and Pete Davies (37) also contributing to the Streat cause as the overs meandered towards the end of the agreed allocation of 35, the home side eventually finished on 215 for 7. It was a pleasure sharing the field with Dave Jones who bowled a short spell between travels, and similarly good to have Joe Panther turning over his arm and taking a couple of wickets.
So... onto the TWCC innings...
Well... batters were in short supply. James (22, 4 x 4's) and Tony (14, 3 x 4's) opened, because they can bat, and then the rest of us did our best for just about long enough for the pub to open. With TWCC never getting close to the required run rate (sorry - Ed.), Stan didn't make us struggle too much, but, even so, TWCC only managed to score 93 before being all out (9 wickets).
So, Streat comprehensively beat TWCC, and the traditional to-ing and fro-ing of results continue; games, and then seasons, come and go and we get older and no wiser and long may it continue.
Streat and Westmeston won the toss and chose to bat. (35 overs/side, max 7/bowler)
Streat and Westmeston Innings: Ian Harvey not out (retired to be nice) 101; Simon Lea ct Trollope bld J Simon 6; Pat Wise ct & bld E Bunn 8; Matt Porter ct Pearce (wkt) bld J Panther 25; James Porter bld J Panther 5; Pete Davies LBW bld J Simon 37; Carter C-P bld J Simon 3; Danny C-P not out 15; Harry Freeman ct & bld J Simon 1; Mark Hartfield not out 1. DNB Stan Spiegel. Extras 13 (3-b, 2 lb, 5-w, 3-nb) Total 215 for 7.
TWCC Bowling: J Simon 7-1-28-4; P Chatfield 3-0-24-0; E Bunn 5-0-28-1; P Steinke 7-1-41-0; D Jones 3-0-30-0; J Panther 4-0-22-2; J Trollope 3-0-16-0; H Karvay 3-0-21-0.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope ct M Porter bld H Freeman 22; Tony Pearce LBW bld M Hartfield 14; J Simon ct P Davies bld C Poynting 17; J Panther ct M Porter bld J Porter 18; E Bunn bld S Spiegel 6; P Chatfield ct D Poynting bld C Poynting 5; D Jones run out (P Wise) 2; T Simon bld S Spiegel 2; H Karvay LBW bld S SPiegel 0; P Steinke not out 0. Extras 7 (1-b, 5-w, 1nb). Total 93 all out (9wkts).
Streat and Westmeston Bowling: H Freeman 7-1-24-1; M Hartfield 7-1-30-1; J Porter 4-0-18-1; C Carey-Poyning 6-2-12-2; S Spiegel 2.2-0-7-3.
Streat and Westmeston win by 122 runs.
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TWCC v Greys May 10th 2015
The balmier end of the weather spectrum arrived in time for TWCC's first home game of the season, versus Greys. Skipper Brock lost the toss, and then, still slightly wobbly following a nasty incident abroad, retired from the rest of the game - bar a brief spell of washing up undertaken only after Julia and Kay had done the man's share. Thus, with good sense prevailing, though it was clearly and understandably tough on Richard to sit out a real live game of cricket, Edward stepped into the skipper's shoes and took matters in hand from there.
So; to the game.
TWCC were put into bat and Paul and James started the ball rolling. It didn't look as if the bowling was easy to get away on a slow outfield, particularly bowling of the slower wobbly variety, and the start was a slow one. Paul didn't really get going ... and, actually, looking at the book, it 's apparent that with two exceptions, no-one else did either. The exceptions were a match-winning innings of 75 from James, and a hustling and forceful push at the end from Paul Chatfield. James started slowly, which is no bad thing because he didn't get out, and then, both as his confidence in putting bat to ball grew, and time and partners were running out, he unleased some fierce well-timed blows, many of which ended up in the Green Toilet Complex behind the pavilion. In the end he was out for 75, (6 x 4's, 4 x 6's).
Steve tried, in his characterisitcally ebullient fashion, to get things moving, with some short-lived success, and Matt Edwards looked every inch a batsman as he calmed the pavilion pundits with some classy stroke-play but, in the end, he too was out when he tried to pick up the pace. Jim didn't do much at all, and although Edward's new bat did sound much more solid than it did on debut, he, too, was out, caught, pushing on as we had to do with time running out and thoughts turning to lemon drizzle cake.
Which brought in Paul Chatfield whose bat certainly had no sonic deficiences at all and who hustled about the wicket, pushing runs and generally unsettling the oppostion. Joe and newcomer Twineham resident Barry joined in the frolic and, as wickets fell and the total grew, and Honse and Matt B played their parts, we got to tea in the last available over with Paul C out for an entertaining and important 16 and an encouraging final TWCC total of 143 all out.
Jim's fortunes at the Pavilion end were broadly successful, helped by a fine Trollope catch at point, but it only took Matt Edwards one ball, upon replacing Jim, to line up his sights before taking a wicket with his second. Well, to be honest, the sights were still set a little high, but bowled is bowled in anyone's book. Matt's next four overs were unproductive both in terms of wickets for TWCC and runs for Greys, but his last two overs saw two more wickets fall, one clean bowled and another sharply caught behind by Steve - also playing his first match of the season having recently returned from playing in the West Indies.
The Greys batsmen never really got a stand going and, missing their Aussie star, the writing was on the wall, but what did it say? Did it say "Twineham and Wineham often struggle to take 10 wickets" or was it "look out Greys, we're mad for it?"
Paul H took over from Matt B and kept the pressure on, begining and ending his spell with maidens and taking a wicket in between, and Honse and Joe finished up the match under the careful eye of Skipper Bunn who rather expertly marshalled his forces with aplomb and a firm hand. Honse took a wicket and Joe two, and we never got around to Paul C's bowling but that happens sometimes and that was that - a win for TWCC under Captain Bunn. Pub pub pub. Pub.
Match played at Twinehem. Greys won the toss and chose to field.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter ct, bld Southon 8; J Trollope bld Newlands 75; S Rogers ct, bld Southon 3; M Edwards ct, bld Sewell 8; J Simon bld sewell 4; E Bunn ct, bld Newlands 4; P Chatfield ct, bld Malyon 16; J Panther ct, bld Malyon 6; B Adley ct, bld Azami 3; H Karvay ct, bld Malyon 0; M Brock not out 1. Extras 15 (2-b, 11-w, 2-nb) Total 143 all out.
Greys Bowling: Gallagher 8-2-21-0; Southon 7-0-16-2; Sewell 8-0-29-2; B Newlands10-1-22-2; Azami 5-0-43-1; Malyon 2.4-0-11-3.
Greys Innings: Brasher bld Edwards 12; Line ct Trollope bld Simon 3; Malyon bld M Brock 18; Burgess ct Rogers (wkt) bld Edwards 3; Dykes bld M Brock 2; Fenton bld Edwards 13; Newland ct Edwards bld Hunter 5; Sewell ct Hunter bld Panther 3; Gallagher bld Karvay 7; Azami ct M Brock bld Panther 4; Southon not out 6. Extras 34 (12-b, 3-lb, 17-w, 2nb). Total 113 all out.
TWCC Bowling: M Brock 11-1-30-2; Simon 7-2-18-1; Edwards 7-0-12-3; Hunter 5-2-13-1; Karvay 4-0-15-1; Panther 2.1-0-11-2.
TWCC win by 30 runs.
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Stanmer Swans (Hadlow Down and Moulsecoomb Wanderers v TWCC May 17th 2015
TWCC have become accustomed to the annual trek to the vestigial tail of the A272, but, although the humps and marshy hollows of the Hadlow Down pitch now come as no surprise, they still deserve respect and are often the cause of a tight and interesting low-scoring match.
The Gazette finds itself slightly at a loss regarding how to refer to the team always known as Moulsecoomb Wanderers, for their website now calls them "Stanmer Swans (incorporating Hadlow Down and Moulsecoomb Wanderers) Cricket Club". The Gazette assumes that there has been a name change and the Gazette will therefore, in true tabloid sporty reporty style, and at some saving of e-ink and possible RSI lawsuits, henceforth refer to TWCC's opponents of the 17th May as the "Swans".
The Swans won the toss and chose to bat first, no doubt putting runs on the board having proved on many occasions to be a sound policy at their home ground. On this occasion, however, it wasn't until some way into their innings that the Swans' scoring rate picked up. Opening with the ball for TWCC Matt Edwards and Honse soon had the Swans slightly behind the game and Honse, though still finding his way so early in the season, tempted Kevin Cooke down the track once too often with the resultant stumping being the first indication of the busy and impressive day Jonathan was about to have behind the timbers. Matt Edwards, as his eight over spell developed, progessively found his range with the ball alternately sticking in the wicket or skidding through (Jonathan again proving to be a natural with the gloves) and homed in on the stumps to bowl the Swans' free-hitting No. 2.
Joe replaced Honse with no tangible success though the batsmen were occasionally troubled, and Matt E was replaced by Matt B. What a trump card! Imagine seeing off the opening bowler, breathing a sigh of relief if you're still there, only to find another opening bowler steaming in at you, and Matt Brock certainly made it count as his second and seventh balls clattered into the stumps. This run of wickets brought the Swans' No. 6 to the crease, who hit the ball hard with bat and head, and the total began to climb. What does Skipper Brock have up his sleeve? Another opening bowler! Tom Rydon ran in hard and bowled very well at a time the Swans were trying to hit out, and his 5-over spell, though wicketless, only went for 11 runs at just the time the Swans' most belligerent hitter was at the crease.
There then began a rather painful series of events, and there is now a need to go and make a nice cup of strong coffee before anything more can be written about it...
Richard bowled a 3.5 over spell, and took 5 for 6. There; it is written. There shall be no comment on the nature of some of the deliveries involved, the facts are that in his first over he was on a hat-trick, and in his fourth over he had three for no runs in five balls and closed out the innings - the Swans all out for 112. It would be churlish not to congratulate Richard on this spell which is what it was and it will forever be there in the TWCC scorebook. Those present on the day will be only too happy to talk about Richard's success, but the Gazette suggests asking someone other than Richard himself about it as his natural modesty might prevent him from describing events with any degree of accuracy.
A lovely tea, thank you to the Swans' tea monitor, and then to business; 113 to win.
Paul and James began the run chase, and James finished it. Continuing on with his good 2015 form, James, understandably specualtive at first on the unpredictable wicket, opened out as the win was assured, including a lovely high six over the trees, and carried his bat through to the end of play. Paul (17) and Tony (14) also scored well on a dificult pitch, and Jonathan did get in to hit a four, but it was James who won the day ending up on 61 not out.
To the pub! The rather dour New Inn, with something of the more remote sections of Pennine Way about it, was transformed by a cheery TWCC side, Harveys IPA and Mild on tap, though neither was tried in favour of Best. With youth in the side there was also a worrying consumption of "lager" (which bears no relation to anything brewed in Germany or Denmark) but, whether fuelled by real beer or chemical contrivance, a general spell of tour-like camaraderie ensued and soon Richard's spell was but a distant memory.
Match played at Hadlow Down. Swans won the toss and chose to bat.
Swans Innings: K Cooke st Rowland bld Karvay 5; D McGowan bld Edwards 22; S Rogers LBW Edwards 7; N Dunn bld M Brock 11; G Smith bld M Brock 2; M Huiton/Hinton/Hunton(?) st Rowland bld R Brock 34; A Fowler ct Edwards bld R Brock 6; S Hilliard st Rowland bld R Brock 0; I Sherlock not out 5; J Mac LBW bld R Brock 0; W Roberts bld R Brock 0; Extras 20 (1-b, 2-lb, 15-w, 2-nb) Total 112 all out.
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 8-2-14-2; H Karvay 5-0-28-1; J Panther 4-0-18-0; M Brock 6-1-25-2; T Rydon 5-1-11-0; J Simon 4-2-5-0; R Brock 4.5-0-6-5.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter bld 17; J Trollope not out 61; T Pearce ct? bld? 14; J Rowland not out 4. DNB H Karvay, T Rydon, J Simon, M Edwards, J Panther, M Brock, R Brock.
Swans Bowling: S Rogers 8.1-0-34-0; McGowan 5-0-22-0; N Dunn 3-0-18-0; Roberts 1-0-13-0; Not Sure 1-0-21-0; Sherlock 1-0-4-1. Extras 14 (3-nb, 8-w, 3-b). Total 114 for 2.
TWCC win by 8 wickets.
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Bolney CC v TWCC May 24th 2015
Skipper Brock, fielding an, on paper, strong TWCC side, won the toss and chose to bat first, thinking, rightly as it turned out, that if we couldn't get 10 wickets with the bowling attack we had, we wouldn't deserve to win. Runs on the board the first order of the day and in went Steve and James to see what they could do. Bolney opened with young pace from the Scoreboard End, but it was the sticky, slower and generally get-yourself-out bowling from J Elliott that proved Steve's undoing. James continued his fine form of 2015, and as long as the nippiness of J Bowles was negotiated, there were plenty of scoring opportunites. Tony, Richard and Rob ensured, with James, that plenty of runs would be on the board by the time tea arrived, so a certain amount of abandon was encouraged in the batting which resulted in both a good final total and a regular fall of wickets. Notable events; James' 43, Tony and Rob scoring freely, Matt's excellent and assured 39, Tom's big six, and
At this point the Gazette received a visit from the ASP (Attention Span Police) hit squad, and they pointed at the above opening paragraph as just the sort of thing they were intsructed to eliminate. So we find we are now under a distinct obligation to make the text "more immediate," and anyone with an interest in how different characters meandered through the ebbs and flows of village cricket on a sunny Sunday afternoon now need to make their own inferences from the scorecard below. That's the Big Society for you.
Here's the rest of the write up:
Joe run out ha ha everyone batted tea good bowling drops near misses no scoring no wickets draw.
As an excercise, the ASP insisted I show some of the words that, on reflection, we could all do without; Edward, quick, single, Joe, slow, straight, bat, scone, scoreboard, Matt, Tom, wide, speed, Rob, snick, doh!, unlucky, dogged, dull, drift, snub, Royal Oak.
Match played at Bolney. TWCC won the toss and chose to bat.
TWCC Innings: S Rogers bld J Elliott 2; J Trollope ct Entwhistle bld J Elliott 43; T Pearce ct Entwhistle bld J Elliott 20; R Brock ct B Griffin bld E Entwhistle 9; R Rydon ct J Elliott bld P Meader 27; M Edwards ct Entwhistle bld P Meader 39; J Simon ct J Elliott bld P Meader 16; E Bunn not out 11; J Panther run out 0; T Rydon bld P Meader 12; H Karvay not out 1; Extras 32 (9-b, 4-lb, 14-w, 5-nb) Total 212 for 9.
Bolney Bowling: J Bowles 6-1-32-0; J Elliott 12-2-41-3; E Entwhistle 12-2-58-1; P Meader 9-0-55-4; O Atkins 4-0-13-0.
Bolney Innings: J Moore LBW Panther 52; J Bowles ct S Roger (wk) bld E Bunn 49; G Bignell bld J Simon 12; J Elliott not out 18; R Atkins ct S Rogers (wk) bld Panther 0; S Bowles not out 8. DNB: E Entwhistle, P Meader, B Griffin, O Atkins, M Green.
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 5-1-14-0; T Rydon 4-0-26-0; J Trollope 4-0-13-0; R Rydon 7-0-29-0; E Bunn 6-0-23-1; J Simon 7-0-22-1; R Brock 5-0-17-0; H Karvay 2-0-7-0; J Panther 2-0-9-2. Extras 25 (3-nb, 18-w, 4-b). Total 164 for 4.
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West Chiltington v TWCC June 7th 2015
To the West! A new fixture for TWCC at West Chiltington, courtesy, we understand, of contact via the Rydons. A wonderful new clubhouse, appointed with every facility - even toilets! Our entire clubhouse would fit in the Away dressing room. This isn't to say that there isn't a touch of Dallas in the overall sweeping vision, but the design matches, no doubt, the scale of operations as the thriving club runs several young sides and who knows how many senior sides, some almost senior enough to take us on in a fair fight. On the day of our visit the whole clubhouse and surrounding territory were a-throng with what we like to think of as spectators, though, as the day was also one in which the village were engaged upon raising money for Marie Curie Cancer Care and were using the pavilion as the centre of operations, the numbers of TWCC fans may have been slightly less than we imagined. As part of our day with our new hosts TWCC were pleased to enter into the mood of the day with both the charitable nature of our bowling and by giving £110 for our tea - proceeds to Marie Curie Cancer Care.
At some point we had to come down to Earth and play some of what we like to call cricket. Skipper Brock lost the toss, and the host side said they'd like to bat first, which led to Matt Edwards steaming down the hill with a new Reader in his hands, pushing the ball through with some pace and lift. A great spell, his only wicket coming from a high glove through to Steve who took a sharp catch up round his ear 'oles. With no bad balls and three consecutive maidens it was a fine way to start the game and impress on the batting side that they had a real match on their hands. Tom Rydon, bowling up the hill, took a wicket in his first over and continued to trouble the batsmen with his pace for the rest of his, slightly expensive, spell. Jim replaced Tom and managed to put a plodding brake on the rate of scoring from that end until he didn't when 16 runs came off the last of his allotted eight overs. In the midst of this passage of play Paul Chatfield took a great low tumbling catch running to his right at long-on, which added a welcome gloss to Jim's spell which might otherwise have passed un-noticed.
Matt was taken off after seven overs, thus retaining a useful single over for later, and was replaced by Rob who, visibly fired up by the classy surroundings, ran in hard and bowled as heartily and fast as we've seen from him. Sadly, though, Rob hadn't travelled with his usual matching entourage of elite snick-fielders and several lovely edges were put down. Rob, ever cheerful, smiled his way through this abundance of moral victories and concentrated his good humour fiercely onto the stumps.
The West Chiltington batters were now, at this stage of the innings, begining to really find their range, using their feet to get down the wicket and strike hard for boundaries. Paul Chatfield's bowling, though initally troubling for the batsmen, coincided with this period of scoring abandon, as did all bowlers plying their trade through to the end of the innings. Edward took a well-engineered caught and bowled wicket at the end of his three overs, though much run-scoring was being indulged in by the host side. Matt Edwards' last remaining over, though, only went for 2, and Rob's final bowling effort gave him at least some of the 5-for he should have had (if not 6 - I lost count!) yielding 3 for just 16 in this second spell of 4 overs. Richard bowled very well to contain the scoring and to take the important wicket of the clearly capable hard-hitting home skipper as Steve, standing up, stuck out a glove to a fine edge. Joe, always worth a try, only went for 15 off his one over, and at the end of the 40 overs, West Chiltington had 222 on the board with 8 wickets down. With bowling excellence from Matt and Rob, and Paul's fine catch being the highlights of the fielding performance, the cricketers went to tea with a mix of emotions; West Chiltington happy in the knowledge that they had scored well, with three key contributions from Taylor, Wyatt and Haggart totalling 163 runs between them (oh Rob... why didn't you get them out?), TWCC excited at the prospect of taking on a proper batting challenge, and Joe pleased at being allowed to sort out his refreshments.
So; on with the game! James and Steve opened the batting, with neither looking to be in any great difficulty. James, having had a look, hit his second scoring stroke for a straight 6, thus setting the tone of the innings, and once again it was James' runs that formed the backbone of the TWCC effort. Steve chose to end his participation early by setting off for a risky second run, risky because hitting the stumps direct from the deep seems to be normal in West Chiltington. This brought Tony to the crease who has the prize for the best sounds of the day as his only 6 wreaked some sort of havoc behind a tall hedge. There were certainly tiles involved. Tony, out too soon, played at a wide delivery and nicked a very thin edge to the keeper for an entertaining 23. James' second or third wind was required when Rob joined him after Tony's exit, and these two continued the chase in a very enertaining way. For much of their innings TWCC were behind in the game, but the outfield was quick and we did bat deep.
James, out in the end for a magnificent 82, once again formed the backbone of the TWCC chase - his runs this year have been invaluable and have allowed a freedom of strokeplay all the way down the order, but he was out, caught, fully opening the throttle as the chase built to a climax. Edward's 2015 form continues to build, and as he added 24 quick runs it became clear that TWCC might get near the 223 required for victory. Paul, Jim and Joe didn't much further the cause; Paul succumbing to a run out and Jim and Joe to the resurgent Monday bowling very well out of the direct Sun; but Tom and Richard did, indeed, get us close enough for some distinct excitement to circulate. In the end, following an extraordinary young man's 6 from Tom as he swatted a high no ball into the trees at backwards square, we needed just 7 off the last over with 9 wickets down. The first and third balls each yielded a single, then the fourth a scrambled 2 which returned Tom to face. 3 to win off 2 balls. Tom swung through the line of the penultimate ball - hard to see anything much at all looking hard into the sun - and he didn't connect as well as he can and the ball lobbed into the hands of grateful Skipper Armstrong at mid-wicket. A West Chiltington victory, albeit a narrow one. Did anyone mind? Not really - a great day at a great venue against a welcoming side, with some personal successes and good captaincy all round that engineered an exciting finish for the abundant crowd who had all gone home.
Match played at West Chiltington. 40 overs limited over format. West Chiltington won the toss and chose to bat first.
West Chiltington Innings: L Rickman ct S Rogers (wkt) bld Edwards 2; T Wilkinson bld T Rydon 4; R Taylor ct & bld Bunn 72; C Wyatt ct Chatfield bld Simon 32; I Haggart LBW R Rydon 59; M Armstrong ct S Rogers bld R Brock 6; C Room bld R Rydon 4; A Kay bld R Rydon 0; J Trees (Jnr) not out 5; T Monday not out 19. DNB S Hodgson. Extras 13 (w-6, nb-7). Total 222 for 8.
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 8-3-21-1; T Rydon 5-0-42-1; J Simon 8-0-50-1; R Rydon 8-0-28-3; P Chatfield 3-0-23-0; E Bunn 3-0-25-1; R Brock 4-0-25-1; J Panther 1-0-15-0.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope ct, bld Richman 82; S Rogers run out 7; T Pearce ct wkt, bld Armstrong 23; R Rydon ct, bld Hodgson 27; M Edwards bld Hodgson 0; E Bunn bld Monday 24; P Chatfield run out 0; J Simon bld Monday 4; J Panther bld Monday 0; T Rydon ct Armstrong bld Monday 13; R Brock not out 6. Extras 33 (2-nb, 15-w, lb-5, b-11). Total 219 all out.
West Chiltington Bowling: R Taylor 5-2-6-0; T Monday 7.5-1-19-4; J Trees 4-0-23-0; M Armstrong 8-0-34-1; S Hodgson 8-0-44-2; Jim G 4-0-0-24; L Rickman 2-0-15-1; Wyatt 1-0-19-0.
(The West Chiltington bowling analysis may be incorrect in certain details concerning T Monday and Jim G - but it's a "GGG" (Good Gazette Guess!))
West Chiltington won by 3 runs.
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TWCC v London Unity June 14th 2015
London Unity... We seem not to do so well against them. A look back through the online TWCC archive shows that in the last 7 games we've drawn twice and lost three times (plus 2 rained off) with no wins! How do Unity do this? When you consider that TWCC are such a serious and competent team how come the Unity side has the wood over us?
So it was with all this, from a TWCC point of view, unsatisfactory history behind him that Brocky strode to the middle and decided to at least win the toss. Having done so, and choosing to field first, the Skipper had ensured TWCC of the best chance of controlling the match.
So it was with happiness in his heart that Skipper Brock revelled, nay, basked, in the excellence of the two Matts' opening spells. Charging in hard and bowling with some pace, the batsmen never really stood a chance. Matt E took two wickets and Matt B another and thus it was that the Unity's No's 4 and 5 got in early. They then set about putting some runs on the board. Messrs Driver (J) and A Gane began to score more freely and thus it fell to Jim and Phil to stem the flow - a feat magniificently achieved by one of them. Jim, on the other hand, saw his first over go for 14, though he did then start to bowl at the feet of the free-swinging Gane and order was restored. Phil's spell, bowled during a critical period of hitting out, of 11 overs 0 for just 19, was a remarkable return from injury. What a valuable player he is; having someone who is simply so difficult to get away is a great asset to his side. Jim, after a final bad over (there were some good ones in there too - Ed) , was replaced by the skpper with... the skipper, and Richard and Phil now bowling together took us on towards tea. Gane was out to Richard and, with the Unity total only standing at around 100, the time was right for the Captain to introduce other bowlers and to spread the game around. On this occasion this cost a lot of runs, but it was nonetheless the right thing to do, and it often brings wickets too as the batters see boundaries in their eyes and play poor shots (see TWCC innings below...) and the final few overs saw the total reach 172 at tea with Joe Driver falling in the end for a fine 73 to a stumping by Steve off Honse, and Gane, possibly the more destructive of the two on the day, having been out to a dolly catch to Matt E at mid-off (still needs catching!!! - Ed.) off the bowling off Richard for 57. It would have been easy for Richard to bring back the Matts before the final run-fest, but this is a Sunday game and all players need to play, and, besides, the final Unity score shouldn't be beyond us. Should it?
On with the game, for those that could move, which, surprisngly, considering the nature of all the imbibifications, included the Unity catching staff. The Unity also play in full Sunday fun mode, and they were not blind to the fact that their score was somewhat generously enhanced, so the TWCC openers were not asked to face the Messrs Drivers from the off, and, indeed, neither Mark nor Joe bowled a ball during the game.
The scorebook tells the story; all out for 122, all but the final two wickets caught! Hitting on the up to get-yourself-out bowling we got ourselves out. If there is any excuse it might be that this is only the second game we've played on our artificial wicket this season, and the last one was some time ago early on in May, and TWCC batters may have been surprised by the slightly high bounce of the ball off the wicket which does tend a stricken ball to rise up somewhat, but, in all truth, we probably have relied on James too much this season, and on this occasion he failed us so the eventual defeat clearly has to be laid at his door.
Some batting highlights there were; Matt E again looking very good with a 35, Edward's continuing rise of form, and Matt Brock who simply let fly and cheered the crowd with a four and two sixes, one of which may have disturbed the stash in one of the dressing rooms. But it has to be recorded that TWCC lost again to the Unity, all out for 122, 50-odd runs short of the Unity's 172. Some of this is possibly due to the fact that the TWCC team on the day had one opener and ten middle order batsmen, but the conditions were good, the bowling not difficult and we failed we failed we failed... Beer required, which was, on this occasion, particularly fine! Hooray for the restorative that is Harveys!!!
TWCC won the toss and Richard Brock elected to field first.
London Unity Innings: J Burke ct Rogers (wkt) bld Edwards 10; M Cockburn bld Edwards 1; A Pitcher bld M Brock 5; J Driver st Rogers bld Karvay 73; A Gane ct Edwards bld R Brock 57; M Driver not out 10. No names for the DNB's. Extras 16 (nb-3, w-9, LB-2,b-2) Total 172 for 5.
TWCC Bowling: Edwards 8-1-20-2; M Brock 8-1-19-1; J Simon 6-2-29-0; P Steinke 11-2-19-0; R Brock 4-0-18-1; P Chatfield 3-0-33-0; H Karvay 2-0-30-1.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope ct, bld Nutall 5; S Rogers ct, bld Nutall 2; R Brock ct wkt bld Garfield 5; M Edwards ct wkt bld Williams 35; J Simon ct, bld Nutall 14; E Bunn ct, bld Williams 16; P Chatfield ct, bld Williams 1; J Panther ct, bld Williams 7; M Brock ct, bld Clarke 20; H Karvay not out 1; P Steinke bld Clarke 0. Extras 11 (nb-4, w-7) Total 122 all out
London Unity Bowling: J Garfield 8-0-29-1; A Nutall 7-0-40-3; J Williams 8-0-27-4; J Clarke 8-0-24-2.
London Unity won by 5 wickets.
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TWCC v Headliners June 21st 2015
"Total cricket" - that's what we were promised by an ebullient captain when he finally put down Brendon McCullum's autobiography. A wind of change was sweeping through the home dressing room, most noticeable, curiously, just after the match.
The Headliners won the toss and decided to bat first, and TWCC's energised skipper chose to open the his side's bowling attack with Matt Edwards and Joe Panther. Matt didn't settle straight away into his usual smooth and effective rhythm, but he soon came good, of course, and Joe was also producing some tantalisingly good balls that asked the question of the Headliners' opening batsmen (that question being "will this ball be down the leg side again?"). First change was to get Matt Brock on, and he came on with a bang. Committed to bowling as fast as he could he certainly put the wind up the Headliners as much with the deliveries on a full length as with a few accidental no-ball beamers. Matt Edwards, now firing well, took a wicket and was, of course, immediately taken off by Brendon Brock, to be replaced with Jim who bowled very tightly for his four overs, with two maidens for just 2 runs. Matt Brock, a fine four-fer being his reward for a great spell, was removed from the attack as the capabilities of the batters began to falter, and Matt was naturally happy to forgo the opportunity for a five-for and make way for others in the team. But was this individual denial a good thing for the Headliners? No it wasn't! for this change brought the resurgent Phil Steinke into the attack, and he certainly delivered. In two spells, for Brendan Brock was mixing it up well, Phil - back to his best - was repeatedly finding his length and line and causing the ball to rise just on and outside the off-stump. Phil, with the second four-fer in the match, ended with figures of 6-3-6-4 and, as James' tea loomed, the Headliners never recovered their mojo and they ended up all out for 106 in 36.3 overs. Harwood and Proctor scored the majority of the Headliners' runs, neither giving many chnaces before the need for some runs rather forced their hands.
The Gazette would like to excuse its departure from the normally well organised and considered analysis, but a chronological listing of the on-off deployment of the bowling talent by Skipper Brock would make for dull and repetetive reading (and writing) and we don't want too much of that, though clearly some is desirable. Honse, James and Richard himself (ever searching for cheap wickets) also bowled with some effect, a wicket falling to Honse, and, all in all, it was a most effective and miserly TWCC bowling performance, with Matt B and Phil the outstanding pair.
James' tea, often, for some reason, the source of some japery, was, in the opinion of the Gazette's Fine Dining Correspondent, a great relief. Elegant in its simplicity - a few nicely filled sandwiches here and there topped off with some moist cakes - what was there not to like? The egg sandwiches, often offered, sometimes over-fussy, were on this occasion best described as sandwiches with egg in them. Perfect.
The only problem with it being James' tea was that he still had his pinny on when it was time to start the 107 run chase, and so Jim, at last elevated up the batting order as he so richly deserves, manfully stepped in to open with Paul H for just long enough to allow James to get his pads on. Paul, studious in defense and comprehensive in attack, watched Jim's cover drive for 4 with disbelief, and then set about batting with his usual opening partner when Jim was cleaned bowled by a ball that dived in six-iches off a good length and took out his middle stump. James, in spite of being in top form this season, faired little better - the small amount of washing up still to do no doubt preying on his mind - which brought Honse to the crease. Some pundits might be surprised to learn that, just as Norman Wisdom is big in Albania, so is Geoffrey Boycott esteemed in the Czech Republic. Honse, ever the eager student in his blocking classes at school, brought all his resistance to the fore in this, his personal tribute to his national hero. Thus it was that Honse, by protecting Paul from the excellent left arm over bowling of Proctor, kept both his end up and the powder of the rest of the TWCC batting line-up dry.
And it came to pass that Proctor and Foster were both seen off by Honse and Paul. With his job done Honse duly got out to allow Edward in to encourage Paul to run some quick singles and the odd two. As the finishing post approached Paul finally allowed himself to hit out, and, with a match-winning 65 not out (11 fours, 1 six), he saw TWCC home with seven wickets to spare. A great return for Paul - straight in with some serious runs and a good job too.
Total cricket, everyone got some sort of a game with the possible exception of the skipper himself, and the team look forward to Tony winning the single wicket next weekend.
Headliners won the toss and elected to bat first. 40 overs match, max 8 overs per bowler.
Headliners Innings: Barnett bld M Brock 8; F Foster ct Rogers (wkt) bld Steinke 12; Hollis Ct Rogers (wkt) bld Steinke 2; Harwood bld M Brock 35; Palmer ct Bunn bld Steinke 0; Smith ct Rogers (wkt) bld Karvay 0; Proctor ct Panther bld M Brock 26; Reid not out 4; G Foster ct R Brock bld Steinke 0; Talbot bld Edwards 0. Extras 15 (nb-3, w-7, lb-4, b-1). Total 106 all out.
TWCC Bowling: Edwards 6.3-2-18-1; Panther 5-0-23-0; M Brock 7-1-21-4; Simon 4-2-2-0; Karvay 4-0-18-1; P Steinke 6-3-6-4; Trollope 3-0-12-0; R Brock 1-0-2-0.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter nout out 65; J Simon bld F Foster 4; J Trollope ct, bld F Foster 2; H Karvay ct, bld Penfold 4; E Bunn nout out 10. DNB S Rogers, M Edwards,R Brock, J Panther, M Brock, P Steinke. Extras 24 (w-13, b-11). Total 109 for 3.
Headliners Bowling: F Foster 8-0-39-1; Proctor 8-5-7-0; Penfold 5-0-31-1; G Foster 4-0-15-0; Talbot 0.1-0-4-0.
TWCC win by 7 wickets.
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TWCC Tour to Bournemouth July 3rd - 5th 2015
This was a much anticipated tour: the first for two years, and one in which we were in the happy position of being awash with young testosterone-driven stallions keen to show off their talents in cricket and night clubs alike. Two of the aforementioned, Joe and Matt E, set off early on the Friday, opting to take in a country pub in the New Forest. Edward, Paul, Phil, Jim, Richard, Matt B and Honse set out from Twineham at lunchtime, Dave and Steve from Brighton. It was a lovely warm day and a pleasant two hour trip along the coast brought us to our destination: Bournemouth’s West Cliff hotel, in the heart of the town’s vibrant kebab district. The rooms were a tribute to the deceptive powers of wide angle photography, but this was a cricket tour and we didn’t need to swing any cats.
Within minutes of arrival, we gathered on the patio in warm sunshine and in the manner of a 1970s swingers party, the skipper threw the captaincy into a pot, inviting offers for that evening’s action. Three put their names forward: Matt Brock’s name was first out – but the smile left his face when he was told the winner was the last one to be drawn. Joe, too, was disappointed but Matt Edwards` face flushed with delight as the power surge took hold. Seconds later he dismissed the option of pulling the batting order out of a hat as per the last tour. No, skipper Edwards would do things his way and much credit to him for that.
We departed for the village of Puddletown in good time for a 6pm start for our 20/20 fixture. It was a pretty ground deep in Dorset’s most historical region, with an artificial pitch similar to our own. It was a beautiful summer’s evening. Matt lost his first toss as Skip and we were put into bat, an exciting-looking combination of Steve and Jim opening up. Well, when we say opening up, we mean opening – because, after 4 overs, we were on 6 - including 4 extras. Our WASP was 30. However Jim then started a remarkable series of fours which pushed the score on considerably. Steve was caught hitting out to mid-wicket for 1 which brought in our new skipper. His first ball was a wide. His next ball was also a wide. However his next ball – and his first legal one – he politely returned to the bowler for a caught-and-bowled and the tour’s first golden duck. At least Edward faced a legal ball as well as two wides before he swept it round into the arms of a grateful backward square leg for 0. We were 31-3 from 8 overs. However, Jim just kept on swatting the fours, the backbone of the innings, and celebrated an excellent and crucial 50. Dave was run out for 3 and a short time later Jim was caught for 60. 87-5. But the team rallied and from there on, all the batsmen added a few to keep the score ticking over and we finished on a creditable, and defendable, 128-9.
Leading his team onto the field, the skipper listened carefully to advice from various sources – principally Phil and Edward - and opened with...Phil and Edward. An inspired choice: both bowled accurately and tightly and they took 3 wickets in the first 5 overs with the score still not on 20- 2 good catches by the skipper and one from Jim. Edward snapped up his third wicket clean bowled and Jim and Joe took over and continued in similarly miserly vein. Puddletown dug in and started to rebuild, slowly but steadily. The next bowling change was to turn the match decisively TWCC’s way. Two wickets from Paul Chatfield’s first excellent over, clean bowling their top scorer A Knight, the other caught by Jim who was having a great match. Matt Brock picked up a wicket courtesy of a good catch - the skipper’s third – and then Chatters got another wicket first ball of his second over, a catch by his bowling partner. The next batsman, C Ascott, punched a catch to Dave Rogers at square leg – but it pinged off his pecs. Paul’s response was to clean bowl him with his last ball for a fantastic four wicket haul. The skipper and Honse bowled out the remaining overs and Puddletown fell well short on 94-9. A win for TWCC in their first match on tour and for Matt Edwards in his first match as skipper.
TWCC VS PUDDLETOWN 3rd July 2015 20:20 format
PUDDLETOWN WON THE TOSS AND OPTED TO BOWL
TWCC Innings: S Rogers Ct, Bld A Knight 1; J Simon Ct, Bld L Allen 60; M Edwards Ct & Bld Y Knight 0; E Bunn Ct, Bld Y Knight 0; D Rogers Run Out 3; J Panther Ct Wkt, Bld Clark 7; P Chatfield Ct, Bld L Stevens 8; M Brock Bld Clark 1; H Karvay Bld Clark 1; P Steinke Not Out 7; R Brock Not Out 7. TOTAL 128-9 20 OVERS.
Fall: 19-1, 29-3, 31-4, 78-5, 87-2, 101-7, 113-6, 114-8, 116-9.
Puddletown Bowling - not available.
Puddletown Innings: L Allen Ct M Edwards, Bld E Bunn 5; A Stevens Ct J Simon Bld E Bunn 1; A Barrett Ct M Edwards Bld P Steinke 9; A Fairman Ct M Edwards Bld M Brock 21; J Barrett Bld E Bunn 11; A Knight Bld P Chatfield 27; L Stevens Ct J Simon Bld P Chatfield 5; A Weir Ct M Brock Bld P Chatfield 1; C Ascott Bld P Chatfield 1; Y Knight Not Out 1; C Clarke Not Out 1. TOTAL 94-9 20 OVERS.
TWCC Bowling: P Steinke 4-0-14-2; E Bunn 4-0-9-3; J Simon 4-0-32-0; J Panther 3-0-15-0; M Brock 2-0-4-1; P Chatfield 2-0-17-4; Karvay 1-0-5-0; M Edwards 1-0-4-0.
TWCC WON BY 34 RUNS
The home side took us a mile down the road to the epicentre of history: Tolpuddle, where we drank in The Martyrs pub. For those who had discussed the events, here is a brief history: 6 Tolpuddle men formed a friendly society which was judged illegal and in 1834 they were tried, found guilty and transported to Australia. The country rallied: literally – one of England’s first successful political marches and a petition of 800,000 was raised in protest. Four of the six were returned to England in 1836, one more in 1837. It was seen as the birth of the trade union movement and is celebrated worldwide. And here we were assembling – mostly legally – in a Tolpuddle pub.
Puddletown presented us with a commemorative plaque as we sampled the delicious local ale – and the boys drank lager! Fines were duly handed out: Dave Rogers was fined for dropping a catch which deprived Chatters of a possible five-fer – and Paul was fined for failing to get his five-fer. Matt Edwards was invited to take a pound from the pot for his successful captaincy – but then fined £2 for his golden duck. It’s a cruel but necessary tour tradition and few escape the sadistic reaches of the tour committee (of one... Ed.). Only Honse, Phil and the sidelined skipper were judged to have done little enough to merit any kind of mention – glorious or otherwise.
As the evening continued chatting away with the opposition, lightning flashes marked the end of a long humid day. Within minutes, great drops of rain had us scurrying inside the pub and shortly afterwards to the cars. Our thanks to our hosts who made us very welcome and ensured a great evening.
The rain got harder as we headed towards Bournemouth, and, by the time we pulled in to the hotel car park, it was torrential. A good time to stay inside in the bar. The cards came out and Steve won chase the ace as time ticked on past the midnight hour. Outside, the rain was now pouring in rivers down the road and gushing down the hotel steps, flooding the bar patio and threatening to spill over the threshold of the hotel’s reception and flood the whole place. The owner, Manz, leapt fully clothed, full-length, into the 8-inch deep flood with a long screwdriver and proceeded to unblock the drain, getting to his feet with a wide triumphant grin on his face, soaked through from head to toe. At the same time, the rain lessened and the hotel was safe. And a couple of hours later, when a few of the tourists felt the need to feed, the flood had subsided. The visit to Bournemouth’s finest kebab house – some 10 minutes away – gave an insight into the town’s visitor population: mostly young, drunk and on stag or hen weekends. Inevitably there was a queue at the kebab shop but most of us hadn’t eaten since we left Sussex so we waited, we ordered and we ate. By 3.30am we were back at the hotel and needed a long sleep on our 4-foot 6-inch long beds.
The following day we rejected our hotel’s offer of £8 for breakfast, because we saw a poster of what it included. Instead we made our way to a nearby cafe and had a meal of similar standard for £1.50 less. We headed to the golf course at Canford Magna – the River Course – destined to meet Tony and Mikey on the first tee. Buggies were booked – and it turns out these were faster than Tony’s supercharged Range Rover which hit traffic on the M3 so despite leaving at 8.30am, they were not to make it til noon. They announced their arrival with a high-fiving buggython round all the other players before Tony set about trying to convince everyone he should play off 36. Golf was a delightful course alongside the River Stour: Edward was the true shark, shiny new clubs – unusual for someone who claims not to have played for two years – and the majority of shots pinging pleasantly straight and long. However, Steve, playing with Dave in the fourth grouping, took the honours, though because of Tony’s lateness, betting was minimal and for the most part we ended up still in pocket. After a quick après-golf beer, we made our way back to the hotel.
Now, country pubs are in short supply on Bournemouth seafront. Especially country pubs which ban tattooed youths, don’t require bouncers, have a full range of real ales, flowers round the door and folk music – all of which are required on cricket tour. The boys had mentioned that there was a Wetherspoons just round from Kebab Alley so we made our way there, much to the disgust of the older tourists. The beer was cheap and reasonable, the floor was a little sticky and smelly and the clientele equally so. We stayed for just a short while, happy to see 8pm when we could go back up the hill for our curry.
We walked in to the restaurant find ourselves seated next to a stag party all dressed in Hawaiian shirts - identical to the one Phil was wearing! Phil proudly took his place at the head of their table to a round of applause from all. The staff were good fun, the poppadoms a little soft but the curry was very good and it was great to be a full tour of 13 all together watching the boys swiping their chosen night’s prey online. Even more fun when Joe connected Mikey’s profile to the local Gaydar network – the offers flooded in to relieve him of his `boy cherry`. Anyway, when we eventually worked our way through the vast numbers of Cobras ordered by Matt Brock, some headed back to the hotel – including Dave and Steve who were to take off at some frightful hour to head for the British Grand Prix - whilst the boys and a few granddad hangers-on went to a town bar: where the boys were let in and the granddads were turned away!!! We headed back to the hotel to let the boys have their fun – and in traditional WGOTSOT style – we draw the curtain on the night.
The following morning, Wetherspoons was the chosen venue for breakfast – and the planned tennis, beach cricket and beach football were all cancelled in favour of leaving early for a nice country pub in Langton Green. The pub was close to our match destination – a pretty thatched establishment in the heart of a thatched village, reached via a thatched ford. We had slipped back around 200 years. A mostly non-alcoholic lunch for an hour, and off we headed to Pimperne CC. It was reached through a modern housing estate: houses backed on to the pitch, at what looked like a safe distance. Hmm....
Skipper Brock back in charge, he agreed to the home-team’s captain Brian’s suggestion of a 40 overs match, dutifully lost the toss and Pimperne opted to bat. Their opening left-hander was a very good bat and he set about it as he meant to go on, scoring 10 from the first over from Matt E. Matt and Phil rallied, Matt Brock came on with excellent pace and troubled the batsmen but still no breakthrough, as the score swept past 100 in 16 overs. Joe Panther bowled nicely but it was the introduction of Edward’s slow but accurate bowling that got the breakthrough, tempting the left hander to come down the pitch leaving Tony to sweep off the bails. In his second over he took another, LBW; both openers gone. It has to be said some of the TWCC fielding was traditionally `tour Sunday` - overthrows slipped through, boundary pick-ups missed and occasional truculence as fielders were changed regularly to try to both stem the runs but also be in position to pick up wickets. Jim opened his spell well, a maiden and tucking up the batsmen nicely. Pimperne’s numbers 4 and 6 were striking out and putting loose balls away, taking the score past 200. Matt Edwards got his reward in his second spell with a caught and bowled, the skipper took a good catch from Edward, and Matt Brock clean bowled one and had another caught by Jim (not sure about that - Ed.). Paul and Honse had short spells but when Jim came back, changing ends to come from the pavilion end, against the wind, the tour’s champagne moment arrived. A great catch from Paul Chatfield in the deep from the penultimate ball of Jim’s penultimate over was followed by a catch behind by Tony off the next ball. The field came in for the first ball of his next over - no need – Jim clean bowled their number 9 and claimed his hat-trick. It would have been a great end to the innings, but it was not to be. In strolled Pimperne’s number 11: a bearded type, making up the numbers, ambling onto the field without even any pads! Tea beckoned. What we learned during tea was that this was the opening bat for Pimperne’s Saturday team. After a sighter, he despatched Jim for a very large 6, landing on the (fortunately strengthened) conservatory roof of the `safe distance` house beyond the car park. The next went for a shorter 6 – and Jim’s final ball of this most eventful over was an even bigger 6, smashing against the back wall of the same house, inches below the upstairs window. The innings closed, we were in no doubt that score for Pimperne of 297 would take some getting. Tea was a pleasant and ample ploughman’s style selection in a pavilion that doubled up as a nursery school classroom – interrupted only by one of their senior players telling us the affronted householder had complained and urging us not to pepper his house during our batting.
Mikey took this request to heart when he opened the batting with Matt E: refusing to send the ball over the boundary he fell to a stumping after making two singles, something of a contrast to the riches he’d been promising to deliver. Tony made a responsible 19 before being clean bowled, but Matt was playing a masterful innings, sensible running and sending bad balls to the boundary. He got his debut TWCC 50 and well-deserved it was, eventually going on to 65 before he was bowled trying to force the pace. Jim continued his excellent match with a careful 17 before hitting his own wicket and whilst not up with the rate, nor were we collapsing into oblivion. We should mention that Pimperne were not bowling as they might do during a league fixture: it was mostly spin, which was very sporting of them but difficult to get away because the balls weren’t coming onto the bat. Richard came in at 5 and will long remember his 3 fours in a row on his way to 31: but the tail failed to wag and we finished our innings on a creditable 181, losing the match by 115 runs. A good game but I feel our opponents had us where they wanted us for the majority of it.
The village’s two pubs were both newly closed, and, wishing to end our tour in traditional style, we offered our apologies to our very sporting hosts and dashed off to find a pub to down a final pint gathered altogether round a garden table. All agreed it was a great tour and great that we had a full tour party, youngsters and seniors as one. Talk turned to next year and a return to country pub accommodation, close enough to a town for the boys to get a taxi for their nights out. Oxfordshire seemed a popular choice, punting mentioned, despite our notoriety for water-based activities. Our thanks go to Steve for his brilliant work in getting the tour organised -so much to do and done so well – Steve you’re the real tour hero. Well done to all the players, some great performances on the field – Jim, Matt E, Edward, Chatters - great fun off it and simply brilliant to share a tour weekend with a wonderful group of players.
TWCC VS PIMPERNE 5th July 2015 40 overs match
PIMPERNE WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BAT
Saul St T Pearce, Bld E Bunn 77; Greg LBW Bld E Bunn 32; Wiggers Ct P Chatfield Bld J Simon 7; Kev Ct R Brock Bld E Bunn 51; Joe Ct & Bld M Edwards 21; Fordy Ct T Pearce (wkt) Bld J Simon 50; John Bld M Brock 0; Andy Bld J Simon 0; Billy Ct J Simon (if so I don't remember it but it's possible as I don't remember much - Ed.) Bld M Brock 8; Bryan Not Out 0; Frank Not Out 18. TOTAL 297-9 40 OVERS.
Fall: 111, 120, 142, 201, 269, 270, 270, 275, 279
TWCC BOWLING: M Edwards 8-1-60-1; P Steinke 8-0-33-0; M Brock 8-0-46-2; J Panther 3-0-31-0; E Bunn 4-0-38-3; J Simon 6-1-47-3 (inc hat-trick); P Chatfield 2-0-20-0; H Karvay 1-0-13-0.
TWCC INNINGS: M Pearce Stumped Bld Kelly 2; M Edwards Bld Franklin 65; T Pearce Bld A Kelly 19; J Simon Hit Wicket Bld Saul 17; R Brock Stumped, Bld B Kelly 31; P Chatfield Ct, Bld Saul 4; E Bunn LBW Bld Noyce 6; J Panther Bld Regan 6; H Karvay Ct, Bld Regan 6; M Brock Ct, Bld Regan 0; P Steinke Not Out 2; TOTAL 181 ALL OUT, 38.1 OVERS.
PIMPERNE WON BY 115 RUNS
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TWCC v Staplefield July 12th 2015
One of those on/off rainy Sunday mornings - the bane of all TWCC catering staff. Telephonic optimism from the Skip came through though, and soon enough there we were, gathered in the pavilion, listening to the rain on the roof of the customarily miasmic Long Room. However the rain blew through to be replaced by a friendly light drizzle, a 35 over per side format was agreed upon, Skipper Brock won the toss and elected to bowl, and there we were strutting our Twineham stuff once again on the field of dreams.
Matt Brock opened from the Downs End. Matt has two sorts of spells - one where he pitches the ball up on a full length and gets lots of batsmen out clean bowled. This wasn't one of those spells, but he did get a wicket as the opening batter fended the ball off his face to square leg where the lithe and athletic member of the Panther dynasty in the form of Mark P. ran in and calmly held on to a catch. Joe P. opened the bowling from the Pavilion End to good effect, though, with the arrival in the middle of Staplefield stalwart G Moreley (correct spelling not guaranteed), the runs began to flow. Joe did take a wicket, albeit at some expense, as he floated a delivery outside the off-stump where the ball was edged high and James, at a trot, clung on to a catch. News hot in from one of our correspondents is that this batsman, that Joe got out for 0, scored 100 off 45 balls the week before! Thanks Joe and James!!!
The scorecard, moving on, really tells eager readers all the necessary details should they care to look, so suffice to say a lot of us bowled, a lot of the opposition were out, some good catches were held (whilst some perfectly good opportunities for catching glory were spurned by fielders sitting-on-heels-not-moving-in-as-the-bowler-bowls), and, with the exception of a rumbustious 37 from Moreley, not many runs were scored as Staplefield petered out, some overs short of their allotted 35, and an early tea was taken.
Of note in the TWCC fielding performance were a brace of excellent slip catches from Edward (who, through sheer demand, has created a vacancy on the Gazette staff for an Edward Bunn Correspondent - yet to be filled), a debut wicket for Mark Panther, and it is also good to report that James' name has appeared again in the wickets column, twice; one of his victims the hard-hitting Hutchins with big boundaries on his mind every ball.
So, to bat. Joe managed, somehow, to both open the bowling and the batting - a measure of something no doubt - but he was soon back with no runs to is name, the victim of a direct hit before he could complete a quick single. Keen to point out that James, who called the run, was not to blame he magnanamously admitted he could have run faster.
The Staplefield bowling attack was sharp and accurate and runs were almost as hard for the TWCC batters as they had been for the Staplefielders. Almost. James was out early, and in strode the impressive Honse, who doggedly set about frustrating the bowlers as only he can. Honse kept out the straight ones, and then, opening up, he hit two fours and then began to rotate the strike well on his way to a fine and important 15. Richard, sadly injured again and unable to thrill us all with his bowling and catching, was able to concentrate on his batting and hit a couple of fine fours on his way to 8, Matt B also cracked two fours off the pacy Shazad before being bowled by a 12 year old, all of which brought Tony to the crease. And thank goodness for that. Tony, never troubled by anything, glanced and powered his way to a match-winning 30 not out, ably assisted by Edward until he was out for 5, and Matt E - one of our most reliable stalwart batters even though he seems to suffer from pad-kleptomania.
A TWCC win, sufficiently early to swell the Sportsman's coffers at the expense of those of the Royal Oak, and our thanks go to a cheerful Staplefield side, short of runs on this occasion, and who couldn't stop even TWCC scoring enough runs to win - though we all know it could probably have gone another way on another day. Which is why we like cricket.
We look forward to finer weather and Richard's tea.
TWCC V Staplefield 12th July 2015 35 0ver per side limited over format, max 5 overs/bowler
TWCC won the toss and chose to field
Staplefield Innings: A Thilarathnaka ct M Panther bld M Brock 0; S Gull ct Trollope ble J Panther 0; G Moreley bld Karvay 37; J Garside ct Bunn bld Edwards 0; J Gaynor ct Bunn bld Steinke 4; J Ellis bld Steinke 2; D Clarke ct T Pearce (wkt) bld M Panther 6; R Hutchins bld Trollope 15; M Furber not out 2; D Dray LBW Trollope 0; R Bull ct Steinke bld T Pearce 1. 13 extras, Total 80 all out 30.3 overs.
TWCC Bowling: M Brock 3-0-3-1; J Panther 2-0-16-1; J Simon 4-2-7-0; M Edwards 5-0-10-1; H Karvay 5-1-12-1; P Steinke 3-1-5-2; M Panther 3-0-13-1; J Rollope 4-0-11-2; E Bunn 1-1-0-0; T Pearce 0.3-0-0-1.
TWCC Innings: J Panther run out 0; J Trollope ct & bld Clarke 4; H Karvay LBW Furber 15; R Brock bld Shazad 8; M Brock bld Clarke 9; T Pearce not out 30; E Bunn bld Moreley 5; M Edwards not out 3. DNB J Simon, M Panther, P Steinke. Extras 7 (w-1, lb-1, b-5) Total 82 for 6.
TWCC win by 4 wickets
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TWCC v Wisley CC July 19th 2015
Driving home from the pub, still dazed but now mildly philosophical after a half of shandy, I switched on the car radio to find Beethoven's 9th on the go. Beethoven. I like a bit of Beethoven. Now there was a bloke who had the same tools, the same palette of available instruments as everyone else, and yet he produced a new and innovative sound forcing the world to move on. Made everyone at the time stand up and think about where they were placed on the convention-spectrum. Still does. He broke boundaries.
Now you see where this is going.
Normal cricketers, who read their Mozart coaching manual at an early age, or maybe even saw Haydn go into bat in his pomp, know the bowlers have a ball to bowl with and the batters a bat to hit it with. That's cricket; bowlers can sort of trundle in on a soggy Sunday in Sussex and, if the ball is sort of on middle stump on a sort of good length, sort of rely on going for one or two an over with an occasional bounday or wicket happening to them when they stray or the batsman makes a small mistake. And batters who keep out the straight ones might be able to push the ball about a bit and end up with a few runs to take to the pub. Ahh... that's cricket - the same old sort of up and down day of jogging about to fiddle a game around and forget work with.
I am jumping ahead, but there is very little to say about the game itself. Who cares about the sunny weather, about the toss, about Wisley batting first and scoring 200 plus thanks largely to Rupert's well-paced and ultimately only semi-destructive innings? Who's interested in a few wickets here and there, Alex's great catch at short cover? What about the mildly amusing runs leaked at third man, or Jim flailing around like an old woman being attacked by bees at mid-off instead of just catching a high lob? Tom got three wickets bowling good and fast - so what? Paul discovered leg breaks. Yeah - who cares? The tea, normally reviewed at some length in our gastroenteritis pull-out centre section, was, yes, it was lovely, produced with evident attention to detail by the gifted wife of a man with a limp, but what's the point of dwelling on that? There are more fish to fry in this newspaper!
What about James' 50? Well, yes, it was another vintage Trollope masterclass of untroubled but skillful jug-evasion. Paul kept the pacy opener at bay with James, and Alex's well-groomed, eye-pleasing but short-lived 14 did help the cause. But are we bovvered? No, the only thing to take away from this match was quite shattering and of another order. Our cricketing world shifted in its orbit and a new age dawned in front of our eyes.
No one is quite sure who, or what, that was going in at number 4 for Twineham and Wineham on Sunday the 19th July 2015. It looked like George Hunter, it smelled like George Hunter, but it was, surely, a manifestation, a victim of blitzkrieg-possession.
At first the person that looked like George batted with some degree of normalcy. Indeed, inexplicably, his first four - off the first ball he faced, naturally - was on the off side! Yes, it was crunched and reached the boundary before anyone could move, but nonetheless there it was; an off drive. His second ball, it is true, was hit to the on side in the air, but it was still only a four! I mean, was this George Hunter? The third ball... Ah - there it was; a huge swing of the bat, mighty fast bat-speed, a skimming and squirming mis-hit for a single. One over negotiated, no harm done, James was still there batting well. George was about to face again. Steve was padded up.
Then it happened.
Well. We saw it, but couldn't believe it. I went to get the family to watch. Word got around. A crowd built. This was different. Extraordinary.
112 off 45 balls. His last 53 came off 17 balls. James was out there with George and soon realised that his role was to see off the last couple of balls if the end of an over was imminent, or to get off strike if he was facing a new over.
The bowlers soon realised their role was to just serve up perfectly good deliveries and to watch the results.
The rest of the TWCC side soon realised their role was to either fetch balls back from the surrounding countryside and adjacent gardens or to dig about in the pavilion for old forgotten balls that were to live again in a blaze of glory as they sailed high over the landscape. We were all witnessing a fundamental force.
Suddenly it was the last ball. I mean, we still needed a couple to win, but we only had one ball left for Wisley to bowl with. George nailed another six, high over the tree in the playground - no one bothered to try and look for it; it didn't matter - for, anyway, this was a new World, a place where time and space would never be the same again. Higg's Boson Land.
So what do we do, now that we live in this post-Armageddon world? Well, we have to return to normal. Get on with real life and pretend it didn't happen. But if Chris Gayle or Brendon McCullum phone up the Skip on a Friday one week and say they might be able to make it, we have to check with George to see if he's available first. I mean, yes, they'd be useful in the field - not playing obviously but in the field over the road - but they would be superfluous cricketing presences.
And what of Ludwig? He was last seen in the back of beat-up ancient Transit with a load of hairy do-badders, a drum kit, a bass and a load of dope. He won't be the same when he comes back.
But you wait 'til you hear Beethoven's 10th!
Not sure who won the toss, but TWCC bowled first but that may have had more to do with Wisley being stuck in a traffic jam or in the pub than with what happened to the coin. 40 overs per side format agreed.
Wisley Innings: M Kerrigan ct A Rydon bld T Rydon 13; R Geer nout out 116; Campbell bld T Rydon 2; Domingo bld J Simon 3; Fletcher st Rogers bld A Rydon 46; Richards bld T Rydon 7; McIntosh not out 7. 4 more Wisley DNB names not recorded. Extras 16 (nb-3,w-9, lb-2, b-2). Total 210 or 202 (the is, again, wrongly made up) for 5.
TWCC Bowling: T Rydon 8-0-35-3; J Panther 4-0-12-0; J Simon 6-1-9-1; M Edwards 7-1-43-0; P Hunter 4-0-29-1; H Karvay 3-0-23-0; A Rydon 5-0-27-1; E Bunn 3-0-20-0.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter ct wkt, bld T Richards 16; J Trollope not out 56; A Rydon ct ble T Richards 14; G Hunter not out 112. DNB S Rogers, E Bunn, J Simon, M Edwards, J Panther, T Rydon, H Karvay.
Extras 12 (nb-3, w-4, b-5). Total 211 or 214 (the book is, again, wrong!!!) for 2.
TWCC win by some runs.
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TWCC v Xiles August 9th 2015
A bright late summer day saw Xiles CC arrive to take part in a jaunty game, and at the same time TWCC welcomed another Dad to the team, this time of the Edwards variety, and rather good he looked too - er... in a cricketing sense I mean... Matt had done a great job of enticing players to join us in in the absence of several TWCC regulars, and we hope the new boys enjoyed their afternoon and would be up for further selection.
Matt Edwards, in charge again, won the toss and elected to bowl first with himself and Joe Panther pairing up for the opening attack. Matt took a few overs to find his range, and Joe the same to lose it, but it was Joe who took the valuable wicket of David Hooper, squaring him up nicely with a ball jumping up off a length which ended in the safe hands of Charlie Baldock - good to see him back again. James Grantham, another new player to the side, replaced Joe from the Downs End and, again, the ball was lifting awkwardly from just short of a good length. Matt Edwards' 7 overs were probing and mean, but he took himself off, wicketless, and threw the ball to Jim, who caught it! Jim and James took the Xiles' innings on nicely, a wicket or two here and there, though no batters were getting on with it - and so it went on. Charlie took two wickets, Honze one with his Eastern sleight-of-hand, and Mark Panther and Jonathan behind the timbers paired up to produce an excellent stumping. Jonathan, again, generally excelled with the gloves and ended his stint with a stumping (or two?) and a catch to his name.
The visitors never really got their scoring rate up, losing wickets each time they made the effort to get going, and tea was taken with Xiles having just 147 on the board - a tribute not only to the TWCC combined bowling attack but also to an all round good effort in the field.
With several regular players absent TWCC's jury-rig batting line up was nonetheless able to see Paul Hunter in at 1, which always helps, and, indeed, proved pivotal on this occasion. He never looked in any trouble, and, together with James Grantham, was able to take 14 runs off Tulley's first over. Karthik on the other hand, and from the other end, bowled with excellent pace and direction going for just 15 runs off his 7 overs. He took only one wicket, that of James G who mysteriously hoiked at a straight one after having looked to be in complete control. James had batted with aplomb up to that point, and his error of judgement was particularly costly given that Jim was due in at 3 (don't worry, Tony's back soon). Paul continued to play his natural game, as did Jim which is why he was out hitting a ball uppishly to cover point - out for 13 - but the scoreboad already showed 67 at this point and TWCC had plenty of batters to come. Indeed in strode Matt Edwards who continued the general trend of scoring runs, and by the time he was out for 21 the game was all but done and dusted. Joe with 6 and Robin with a crunching four came and went and it was to Edwards Senior, Gary, that fell the honour of hitting the winning runs with a slapped four through extra-cover. Paul carried his bat right through the innings and secured the victory with his 69 not out.
Of note, as one looks back on the game, was the fact that, as ever, the better bowlers don't get the wickets, as illustrated by Karthik only taking one wicket, whilst the extraordinary Tim took three in his three over spell, albeit at the cost of 26 runs. A case of Spiegelisation at its most effective. Matt Edwards, likewise, had bowled well without anything appearing in the wickets column.
Next week we see Brocky back in the Captain's chair, and it is to be hoped that he continues the excellent new tradition started so magnificently by Matt of buying everyone a drink after the game - thanks Matt! A big TWCC thank you to Skipper Matt for all his efforts on and off the field.
TWCC won the toss and Skipper Edwards chose to field first.
Xiles CC Innings: D Hannant bld J Simon 25; D Hooper ct C Baldock bld J Panther 11; Mick ct P Hunter bld J Grantham 25; T Campbell bld H Karvay 24; J Savatt ct M Edwards bld C Baldock 9; L Bassil ct J Rowland (wk) bld C Baldock 0; M Blakeston st J Rowland bld M Panther 24; T Graham not out 14; Karthik not out 4. DNB Tulley. Extras 15 (nb-1,w-13, b-1). Total 147 for 7 recorded. (Bowling plus extras = 150, batsman's total plus extras 151.)
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 7-1-15-0; J Panther 6-1-23-1; J Grantham 6-1-28-1; J Simon 7-2-19-1; C Baldock 5-1-14-2; H Karvay 4-0-12-1; M Panther 2-0-15-1; G Edwards 2-0-9-0.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter not out 69; J Grantham bld Karthik 19; J Simon ct, bld Luke 13; M Edwards st Hooper bld Tim 21; J Panther st Hooper bld Tim 6; Robin run out 4; G Edwards not out 4. DNB J Rowland, C Baldock, H Karvay, M Panther. Extras 11 (w-8, lb-1, b-2) Total ... 148 or 149 for 5 depending on which bit of the book one looks at.
Xiles Bowling: Tulley 7-0-41-0; Karthik 8-2-29-1; Luke 6-0-34-1; M Ford 2-0-15-0; Tim 3-0-26-3.
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Warnham CC v TWCC August 16th 2
TWCC welcomed back a much refreshed Skipper Brock who celebrated his return by winning the toss again, and, again, opting to field first. And why not? At his disposal were a lightly hung-over Matt Brock and an eager Panther. Both bowled well, Matt with good pace and intent, and Joe picked up an edge that went, unmolested on this occasion by stand-in keeper Pearce, straight to John Riley - thank you very much!
Matt and Joe were replaced by Jim and Richard respectively who took 6 wickets between them and generally helped the cause. Jim erred a little to leg, which was unfortunately bowling to a strength of the home side and Robin was, on accasion, asked to run just that little bit too far at fine leg and some excess of unfortunate runs ensued. Richard found a good length and the ball popped up and moved about nicely. Some 6 or 7 wickets down and Warnham were not looking like they were going to post a large total, but then the pitch was interesting and the ball was moving about so even a low score might have proved to be hard to overtake. Honse and James pitched in, and neither were fodder for the wary Warnham batters, and a mixture of overs from returning Brocks and Panther J saw that Warnham's total remained modest at 150 at the end of 40 overs. TWCC are, I believe, really quite a good fielding side - plenty of catches held and runs saved.
After tea Messrs. Trollope and Brock R strode to the middle to face a brace of Warnham youthful opening bowlers, and, indeed, the quality of the deliveries made scoring really tough. But in the face of some excellent and penetrative bowling neither of TWCC's stalwarts buckled in the least, and the edge was definitely knocked off the bowling attack by a mixture of resolute defence and luck. 13 overs in and although the score was still just 26, the visiting side had lost no wickets and the opening bowlers were off.
Wickets inevitably fell, though incoming batters saw to it that the total continued to march upwards. A stand of 37 between Tony and Reese settled everyone down, and, as the overs ticked by, it seemed not unlikely that this would be a close match in spite of TWCC's slow start as these two began to pile on the runs. Tony scored the only 6 of the match on his way to a characteristically fast 26 and Reese opened out nicely as the end neared, hitting 18 off his last 6 balls before he lost his shape and missed a full toss on the stumps. With the exception of an unfortunate Mark Panther (stumped - was it first ball?), all incoming batters contributed well, in particular, later on, John Riley who ended with 25 runs to his name. Jim managed to take advantage of some slow long-hops, but was run out for 16. In strode Joe, his reverse sweep in his pocket, to join John as the game got critical.
Then suddenly it was the last over; 5 to tie, 6 to win.
A single off the first ball - not enough, and here it all becomes a bit of a blur in the book... hard to piece it together. Two more dots - Joe I think on strike? Then, 4th ball - oh no! John was run out!! TWCC still needed 5 to win.
Never fear - Robin's here! In he went. Looked about him.
In rushed the bowler - so hard to hit - but... WHACK! a big on-drive swat from outside the off stump. Oh no - there's a deep long on. Never min...but what's this? A fumble - keep running - fumble fumble - over the boundary! It was four!
Scores tied, one to win off the last ball.
Mid-pitch conference, Joe and Robin, Robin on strike. There was no doubt what had to happen. Everyone should run!
In comes the bowler.
Robin swishes and knocks the ball close by his feet. Joe is already in at the batter's end so Robin has to sprint hard to the bowler's end. A shy at the stumps - he's got to be out - no, the ball misses - he's in! A run! TWCC 151.
An exciting day's play - lots of good performances on both sides, and either side could have won and deserved to do so.
TWCC won the toss and Skipper Brock chose to field first. 40 overs limited overs format.
Warnham CC Innings: A Collins ct Riley bld J Panther 4; T Subba Row ct M Brock bld J Simon 13; M Woodhatch ct & bld R Brock; G Medlay ct Trollope bld R Brock 0; J Tarrant not out 26; M Dear bld J Simon; S Edwards LBW J Trollope 25; Murray ct J Panther bld R Brock 0; Heath ct J Trollope bld R Brock 8; Pearce run out 1; Tidy nout out 0. Extras un-recorded! Total 150 for 8.
TWCC Bowling: M Brock 8-0-28-0; J Panther 6-0-24-0; J Simon 9-0-39-3; R Brock 8-0-18-4; H Karvay 6-1-19-0; J Trollope 3-0-13-1.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope bld Tidy 12; R Brock bld Pearce 10; T Pearce ct, bld Tidy 26; R Packham bld Heath 36; M Panther st, bld Tarrant 0; J Riley run out 25; J Simon run out 16; J Panther not out 4; R Smith not out 4. DNB: H Karvay, M Brock. Extras 14 (w-7, lb-3, b-4) Total 151 for 7.
Warnham CC Bowling: Woodhatch 9-0-25-0; H Dear 8-0-17-0; Pearce 7-0-29-1; Tidy 8-3-28-2; Tarrant 5-1-26-1; Heath 3-0-26-0.
TWCC win by 1 run
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TWCC v Streat and Westmeston CC August 23rd 2015
Any match considered in retrospect reduces to a few significant events, all of which, and more, were hotly debated at TWCC HQ in Wineham long into the evening. One of the great pleasures in life is the gathering at the Royal Oak huddled around a jug of Harveys. Analysed through the bottom of a glass the most critical occurences of the day would appear to have been Tony's fault. Much was made of how old Tony is now and how much less he contributes these days. At his door were laid several dropped catches of the sort he never failed to snap up, how he failed to contribute in any meaningful way with his bat - not like the old days, and how poor his general judgement is when wearing an umpire's coat. It was also clearly Tony's fault that Richard won the toss and chose to bat first - the most signifcant of all the day's events. In order to win we would have to take 10 wickets - when was the last time that happened? But, to be fair to Tony, we did have the side to do it with good firepower in the shape of Matt E and Tom R, plus general arm-turning offerings from the rest of the team. And TWCC were fielding a particularly strong batting line up; with Paul, James and Tony our 1,2 and 3, what could possibly go wrong?
Well Paul could be out third ball for a duck. That could happen, Tony.
Then, Tony, you could come in, nurdle a single and then half-hit a shallow lob to Stan at mid-wicket. That could happen.
And, maybe Tony, Jonathan could swan in and run James out. Always a possibility.
To get away from this laboured and over-contrived Tony-bashing which is becoming as dull as it is clearly un-merited, the game could, from 15 for 3 go one of two ways. Firstly we could be all out for under 50, or, of course, Jonathan and Alex could show the oldies how to do it by putting on 132 runs together. Happily they chose the latter option.
Bowlers came and went, Stan happy to give many of his team a go, and Jonathan and Alex pushed the ball about for quick ones and twos as well as ever more frequently crashing the ball to the boundary. Jonathan's 78 not out underlined his prowess as a free-scoring and secure batter. He did hit 8 fours but of almost greater importance was his and Alex's ability to find the ones and twos and rotate the strike thus causing the scoreboard to climb and climb. Alex started carefully, facing 14 balls before scoring even a single and 26 balls before hitting his first boundary, but in not giving his wicket away he ensured he was still there when the opportunities to score became more clear. And score he did, (thirteen 4's and two 6's), before sadly being caught on 96 (it must be recorded that a jug was nonetheless provided by Team Rydon - thanks Rob). A great partnership, no doubt one of TWCC's best, notable not so much for the lost ball-ness - though Alex's latter-stage big hitting did indeed begin to upset the local wildlife - but also for the progressive and competent running exhibited by two like-minded and fit players that kept the scoreboard rolling. Tremendous stuff.
Edward, not out on 14, and Jonathan saw us through to tea.
What was it that Richard said as he digested his decision to bat first? "We need 200 - It's a 200 pitch." He was proved both right and wrong.
Whatever Tony's shortcomings on the pitch he clearly still has the wood over his favourite headmistress who provided him with one of the best teas we've had the fortune to overeat. Plump sandwiches and endless cakery - perfect before going in to field. Right: 10 wickets required.
Not so easily done. Matt and Jim opened the bowling; Matt downwind with the lively end to bowl towards, and Jim bowling into the West wind which should help with any swing. Matt duly had the ball whistling around and bowled out the Streat No. 2, and although Jim failed to find any swing with the old ball there was a miserliness to his spell that was pretty much on target (I thought so - Ed.). In order to win, however, TWCC needed 9 more wickets. Change of bowling. Richard replaced Jim and Tom Rydon came on after Matt's first spell giving the ever more confident Streat batters Porter and Flower a change to absorb. Tom bowled with good pace and got a wicket in his fourth over with Flower lifting the ball to Honse at mid-off, but there wasn't much other sign of enough wickets being taken to aid the TWCC cause. The exit of Flower brought Pat Wise to the crease and, to give Streat new problems, Skipper Brock brought on James, Honse and then Paul to see what could be done about taking the remaining Streat wickets. Unfotunately Wise and Porter decided to forget about getting out and, instead, set about bringing the required run rate down. Lots of runs... By the time - oh look, I could go on, but who reads this stuff anyway? We've all got lives to lead and things to do, not least me as I've got today to plan my motorbike trip around France Germany and Belgium. I could be doing that. You, if, indeed, there is a "you" out there, could just get on. In short, and contrary to Skipper Brocks belief that it was a 200 wicket, it proved to be a 201 wicket and Streat won with two balls to spare. That sounds rather more exciting than it was as the end was more or less inevitable with about 3 overs to go; the required run rate wasn't high and Wise and Saunders weren't having much trouble with the game. Porter and Wise set up a good Streat win, with Pat Wise ending on an excellent 78 not out.
A good match, plucked out of the blue by James and Stan, and thanks go to them. Alex and Jonathan did us proud with their excellent partnership and individual performances, we bowled well in parts and could have strangled the game I suspect had we been minded to, but in true Twineham fashion all players got a game.
Back at the pub, once we'd done with Tony, we set about sorting out the England line up, and we had about as many definitive conclusions as do the England selectors. The Gazette's own analysis is that it's all Brendan McCullum's fault for suddenly making his style of cricket the ideal, both for test and one-day stuff. A test match in this intoxicated way of thinking has become no more than four one-day innings' bolted together. Caught up in the gung-ho NZ series we thought we were fine going along with it and were emerging as a new force on the World stage batting as if we didn't mind getting out. Against the Aussies our commitment to this brand of cricket faltered, and, caught between two stools we had a side made up of batters (Lythe, Root, Stokes, Buttler, Ali) who, whilst suited to a one day game where it doesn't matter so much if you're out, were put in the position of it very much mattering if they were out and they found it impossible to play the long game. Who to pick instead? No idea - but neither am I sure that the county game provides any sort of training ground for the players we need. So, maybe, we should go with it; make a test match like 2 limited overs games? Hales, Cook, Willey, Root, Stokes, Ali, Rashid, Buttler, Wood/Plunkett, Broad, Anderson is the Gazette's offering if this is way test cricket is going, and take out Cook and put Lumb or whoever else is hitting the ball a lot in for the 50 overs/20:20 games. There are many people with more knowledge of the county scene than the Gazette's writing staff, but this is designed to provoke. Maybe our reader should submit his or her team to us and we'll run with it.
Streat won - I said that. And no mention of the weather!
TWCC won the toss and Skipper Brock chose to bat first. Normal Sunday gentleman's cricket.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Ct Flower (wk) bld Saunders 0; J Trollope run out 4; T Pearce ct Spiegel bld Hartfield 1; J Rowland not out 78, A Rydon ct, bld Butcher 96; E Bunn not out 14. DNB J Simon, M Edwards, T Rydon, H Karvay, R Brock. Extras 9 (nb-1,w-5, lb-2, b-1) Total 200 for 4.
Streat Bowling: Saunders 9-2-17-1; Hartfield 8-1-26-1; Tagg 5-0-35-0; Freeman 4-0-24-0; D Christmas 4-0-15-0; Butcher 4-0-40-1; Spiegel 4-0-29-0; J Porter 3-0-11-0.
Streat Innings: M Porter ct A Rydon (wk) bld Brock 43; C Mansfield bld M Edwards 16; R Flower ct H Karvay bld T Rydon 26; P Wise not out 78; D Christmas st A Rydon bld Brock 5; C Saunders not out 10. DNB M Butcher, J Porter, H Freeman, G Tagg, M Hartfield. Extras 22 (w-5, lb-3, b-7, nb-7) Total 201 for 4.
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 11-2-44-1; J Simon 7-1-15-0; R Brock 9-0-39-2; T Rydon 7-0-33-1; J Trollope 3-0-21-0; H Karvay 2-0-25-0; P Hunter 1-0-9-0.
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Crescent CC v TWCC August 30th 2015
But before I proceed I have to redress an imbalance regarding the reporting of the recent performances of Joe Panther. He caught a great catch and hit a four in the last match. Or the one before. Or something. The Gazette apologises for this failing and promises to do better.
Crescent. The Crescent skipper won the toss, or, more accurately, our skipper lost the toss, and TWCC were asked to field first. No problem.
Tom R opened from the prosaically-named Dual-Carriageway End, and the tone of the day was set. Runs were not going to be easy to come by at the hands of TWCC's bowling attack as Tom steamed in and bowled two maidens straight not off the bat. Jim opened from the more romatically-named Not The Dual Carriageway End, and was also miserly, and these two frustrated the openers to the extent that an injudicious head-up swipe allowed a straight one through the gate to give Jim his one wicket. The ball, a lovely dark Reader, was, from the very first ball, nothing but a mud-magnet and any airy deviation was out of the question. Indeed Tom found the ball increasingly hard to hold and Jim suddenly found it increasingly hard to stop it being hit for boundaries so on came Joe and Honse. Joe, varying his attack from round to over the wicket, proved hard to get on top of, and the batters began to realise that any sort of score was, perhaps, best achieved by summing lots of singles as much as by big hitting. TWCC's fielding performance, generally reliable and excellent, suffered a little too much from not jumping on the quick singles in saving-one positions on both sides of the wicket.
Honse, concentrating on line, bowled a studied spell - one of the best in his TWCC career. He started with some good fortune as the impressive Gatford, who had taken Jim for 10 in what unsurprisingly proved to be his last over, top-edged a wide and high full-toss to Joe who took another great, or was it stunning? and match-important, catch at point. Of course the ball needed bowling and the excellent catch needed catching excellently, but ultimately Gatford got himself out and Crescent's scoring-potential was limitied from that point onwards. Honse, sizing up the conditions well, opted to concentrate on line and let the pitch provide the variations - an excellent tactic - and was rewarded with another, bowled, wicket later on in his lengthy spell.
Paul replaced Joe and proved to be a problem for both skippers. For Crescent's captain the problem was that he settled onto a line and length that saw the ball repeatedly pass the bat (slip in), and then he found the edge of a victim's bat and Tony took a fine catch behind the timbers. He was economical and threatening and this level of performance didn't falter as his spell lengthened. The problem for Richard was that he still had yet to bowl Rob or himself, and both would be excellent options, but Paul was bowling so well that it was hard to take him off. Luckily someone hit a four off his 7th over which wasn't particularly his fault, but it did provide an excuse for his removal which Richard pounced on and he duly put himself on for a bit of cheap-wicket action.
Here the Gazette must mention the uncharacteristically laboured fielding performance of Rob Rydon. Normally sprightly and energetic in the field he was on this occasion visibly lethargic and incapable throwing the ball. Or was he? The Crescent No.6 clearly thought so as he clipped the ball to the square-leg boundary where Rob was ambling about with his head in the clouds, and he set off for a run - or would that be two? Of course it should be - that chap can't throw! Two it is..but..what's this? Why is that chap throwing with his right arm? And is that the ball whistling in at head height straight into Tony's gloves by the stumps? Yes it was! Rob's shameless and clearly only semi-transparent skullduggery had paid off which almost eclipsed his dropped catch later in the game.
Edward, curiously expensive but also succesful in wicket-taking terms, had come on for Honse and, although he initially found it hard to drop onto a good line and length, find them both he did and he was rewarded with two quick wickets in his third over. Again, he was quite capable of taking further wickets as Crescent's tail-enders were passing through, but we had yet to see Rob Rydon strut his stuff, so on he came and he predictably made short shrift of the job in hand. Geary, Crescent's No. 5, was still there, and it was he who took the home side's innings on to a total of reasonable proportions. Indeed it was he who quickly spotted a slightly overpitched ball from Rob and hit him straight for a fine six, but Richard and Tony combined well to remove him as tea approached and he began to swat and this left just a few batters to face the music. Richard rolled over Crescent's No. 9, the end was nigh and the end was Rob-shaped. Spurning the need to come in off his long run, he shimmied up in his Rolls Royce fashion, and, taking the un-responsive pitch out of the equation, speared the ball hard and fast at the base of leg stump. Two wickets in no time off consecutive balls emphatically ended the innings on the stroke of tea.
Eight bowler's used, only Reese and James of the available non-gloved side went un-bowled, and both would probably have been as effective as those that did bowl.
TWCC's reply gave James the chance to individually contribute to the game for the first time, a chance he found hard to take in the face of some excellent pace bowling from Crescent's Kidman whose lengthy spell began with six straight maidens. James continued to keep the ball out well and survive in the face of some excellent bowling, but Paul didn't as Kidman found the slightest of edges and was caught behind. This brought Tony to the middle and he and James began to crimp the edges of the crescent-shaped smiles. Tony began his campaign with some forceful shots, and James and he took the score onto 30 before James finally "ooh'd" himself once too often and was bowled by Gatford. On came Rob and thus began the decisive partnership of the match. No histrionics or close calls here. Solid sportmanship of the highest order was on display. Quick ones and twos, an ever-increasing frequency of boundaries without anything being over-hit - all in all a masterful display of cricketingness. Crescent began to lower their heads and the TWCC team thoroughly enjoyed first Rob's and then Tony's 50's. Rob, finally out with just three required to win, was caught behind for 68 (8 fours, 2 sixes), and Tony who remained not out on 51 (6 fours and 2 sixes) totally dominated the game. Reese, padded up for a long time, was eventually required to hit the winning runs which he did with a fine long four over mid-off, and everything in the TWCC garden was rosy.
TWCC skipper Brock was keen to point out that the bowling was the key to winning the game, and to restrict Crescent to 150 was indeed a fine effort and one to which everyone contributed, but in a batting innings containing two half-centuries it is clearly because of these two fine individual performances that the game was secured. Yes, TWCC have a fairly long batting line up, but it is one which has proved fragile on occasion (occasions to be honest), and not to highlight, and celebrate as we did in one of the weirdest pubs in the land, Rob and Tony's dominant performances would be remiss.
Also to make no mention of another demonstration of fine skippering would be remiss. Fine attention to detail in the field coupled with a commendably selfless approach to the game, maybe it is time to suggest that Richard ups himself in the batting order and bowls earlier, not least because he'd have to face the better bowlers and bowl at higher order batters!
Finally there is a rumour that TWCC are going to the dogs - which is no surprise to many.
Crescent CC won the toss and chose to bat first. Normal Sunday Gentleman's cricket with a funky 80 over twist. For more details see Richard Brock.
Crescent Innings: Eastwood bld Simon 8; E Carter bld Karvay 33; J Gatford ct J Panther bld Karvay 12; Matt Wood ct Pearce (wk) bld P Hunter 31; L Geary ct Pearce (wk) bld R Brock 27; M Kidman run out (R Rydon) 3; A Bousfield bld Bunn 0; J Brooks bld R Rydon 4; J Will bld R Brock 4; S Wood not out 0; R Hall bld R Rydon 0. Extras 15 (nb-6,w-4, lb-4, b-1) Total 150 all out.
TWCC Bowling: T Rydon 6-2-17-0; J Simon 6-1-20-1; J Panther 6-0-22-0; H Karvay 7-0-26-2; P Hunter 7-1-15-1; E Bunn 5-0-26-2; R Rydon 2.2-1-6-2; R Brock 2-0-14-2.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter ct wk bld Kidman 0; J Trollope bld Gatford 10; T Pearce not out 51; R Rydon ct wk bld R Hall 67; R Packham 4 not out 4. DNB J Simon, E Bunn, T Rydon, R Brock, J Panther, H Karvay. Extras 13 (w-6, lb-1, b-6) Total 152 for 3.
Crescent Bowling: Kidman 10-6-14-1; R Hall 5-0-28-1; Gatford 10-1-37-1; Will 3-0-33-0; Eastwood 2-0-20-0; S Wood 1.5-0-14-0.
TWCC win by 7 wickets.
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TWCC v Ashurst September 6th 2015
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times (all part of a sporting press initiative to up the literary quality and quantity of these pages...Look out for more famous first lines in 2016!) There was a time when we were, without exception, younger. Now, with the passage of time, this has changed. Personally I am not saddened by this fact - without time passing I wouldn't have been lucky enough to have met the people I have met, be semi-retired or known what it felt like to have three sixes hit off the last three balls of one of my best overs. However, if there is a tinge of a negative emotion in my breast when reviewing the youth I see in others, it is probably pure naked jealousy. Such was the case when I saw with frightening clarity the young natural talent deployed against TWCC by Ashurst's team of future stars. Many of the players appeared to be playing with the corner of county contracts sticking provacatively out of the pockets of their, no doubt, amply-filled young trousers, and all in all we were somewhat at a disadvantage throughout. Further humiliation was available for a good wallow when it became clear that the visiting team's captain had messed about with their batting order, and then, when it was our turn to bat, also chose not to give the ball to the real fast men. Boys. Young men. I'm not bitter.
We were beaten rather soundly, as will be clear to anyone with the stomach to look at the match scorecard.
However it would be wrong to say that it wasn't an enjoyable match; Ashurst were and are a pleasure to play against, and the game was played in good humour throughout, indeed, from their point of view, apart from the high nettles in the toilet complex, what was there not to like?
As far as mentioning honourable performances in dispatches goes one must report on the lustful fluency of some of the Ashurst batters, who came in clearly having heard of George Hunter's approach to the game. Many of the TWCC bowlers have no reason to be downhearted (apart from Joe, obviously) as good balls as well as bad went the distance. Even the combined Rydon powerhouse failed to make any indents in the wickets column (though often this is down to the support fielding...). Mention, unfortunately, has to be made of Skipper Brock's 2 wickets, but he deserves full credit for persevering with his admirable policy of inclusive captaincy which never wavered.
The home side's batting was also far from an embarassment, especially in the shape of a fine but rather unsupported innings from James. A 50 in the circumstances is even more valuable than if TWCC had found themselves in a run-fest, though observers at the Oak might not have noticed this fine innings celebrated in the usual fashion. Of further note is the not out from Honse - who better is there to deny opposition's bowlers in tight circumstances - and the active presence of our laser-eyed President who made a most welcome appearance before swanning off to Iberia.
So, with apologies for the late appearance of this report, and for the fact that it was somewhat cobbled together from no more than a few distant painful memories and a couple of photos of the scorecard, it's time to look forward to the last game of the season.
TWCC won the toss and chose to field. Limited 40 overs format.
Ashurst Batting: I Tidley ct Karvay, Bld Simon 18; T Chalmers Bld R Brock 62; S Chimfamhima Bld R Brock 25; B Poyser Not Out 40; J Cassells ct Rowland (wkt) Bld Karvay 12; G Isaacs Not Out 40. Extras 13 (1-nb, 6-w, 6-b). Total 218 for 4 off 40 overs.
TWCC Bowling: T Rydon 6-0-34-0; J Panther 1-0-13-0; M Edwards 6-0-40-0; J Simon 4-0-25-1; R Rydon 5-0-20-0; R Brock 6-1-20-2; H Karvay 4-0-14-1; K Scott 5-0-25-0; D Jones 3-0-19-0.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Bld Poyser 51; J Rowland Ct Chimfamhima Bld Middleton 10; J Simon Ct, Bld Isaacs 12; M Edwards Ct & Bld J Lee 8; R Rydon Ct Cassells Bld J Lee 19; T Rydon Ct Chimfamhima Bld Tidley 6; J Panther Ct Poyser Bld J Lee 2; K Scott Ct, Bld J Lee 1; D Jones Hit Wkt Bld J Lee 1; H Karvay Not Out 0; R Brock Bld J Lee 2. Extras 25 (4-nb, 12-w, 2-lb, 7-b) Total 137 all out.
Ashurst win by 81 runs.
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TWCC v Brighton Beamers September 27th 2015
Arriving home after the final drink of the season at the Royal Oak, I began the ritual cleansing ceremony of my cricket bag: 3 pairs of whites, 2 jumpers, 3 shirts, one white trainer (if anyone has the right hand foot, I’d be grateful - it went missing this Sunday), any number of boxes, two tubes of sun tan lotion circa 1998, approximately £3.76, the smell of hard graft and soft green grass – and there, tucked away at the bottom, the TWCC scorebook 1982-4. It was a gift from Edward some time ago, sadly swallowed and forgotten by the insatiable cricket bag. Now history can be a soulful master, but as I turned over the yellowing pages of TWCC’s past, there was much of interest. For example, in the whole scorebook, there are but 2 scores of 50 or more: which I suspect says more about the state of the Twineham grass wicket of the time than the batsmen. The first page shows our opponents, The White Horse of Storrington, recording 7 zeros in their innings of 66. A huge victory for TWCC who made it with 1 wicket to spare! Among the opponents were Canbashers, Thomas Teasers and Hove Nondescripts. Only 2 of our current opponents feature: and one of them, Albourne and Sayers Common, are presently in a state of suspended animation. The other, arguably therefore our worthiest opponents – by dint of longevity – was Moulsecoomb. Opening up for them were Kevin Cook and the Vicar – still! Our scorecard featured none of the present day squad until suddenly, emerging from among the Sutcliffe-Smiths, the Peacocks, the Manleys, the Richardsons – came a young lad quite possibly making his debut on July 3rd 1983 vs Brastead Invicta. The scorebook reads `Eddie Bunn` Bowled for 13 (inc one 6). Interestingly, just a couple of pages earlier, one P Steinke played for Albourne and Sayers Common vs TWCC and finished with figures of 11.4-3-32-7.
Both men were on show for the final match of the season vs Brighton Beamers. One unfit to play, unable to run, stricken by stomach problems – the other waiting for a hernia operation. Tony took over the role of losing the toss with the skipper sleeping in – and soon we were pulling on our batting pads and Paul and James trekked their way through the ankle length grass out to the middle. James’ tenure was short, Paul’s much, much longer. Indeed while Tony came and went for an LBW on the top of the pad, halfway down the wicket, Paul kept swatting the ball to backward square leg with practised regularity built up from 25 years of practice. Jonathan reminded us of his prowess with a fine 40. When Paul holed out for 70 we were well on the way to a good solid total: but it was an excellent stand of 52 between Edward and Jonathan which powered us towards our total of 180-7.
It was a Hunter tea of old: flags, large cakes, icing and coronation chicken – and the ground was vibrant with chattering wives, visiting players and talk of TWCC going to the dogs. Which normally leads us back onto the field of play: but not this time. The not increasingly regular partnership of Edwards/Panther struck up once again and their openers found runs difficult to come by. More so when Matt claimed an LBW. Reese, our newest member, dared let on that he’d once bowled – so he was brought on to be savaged until he pleaded to be taken off after 3 run-saturated overs. But there was promise..... Jim bowled with his usual elegance: neat, tidy, trimmed round the edges – but it was gradually becoming clear that we couldn’t give away runs to keep them in the game and they wouldn’t give away enough wickets to keep us in it. As they struggled needing 6, then 7, then 8 then 9 an over, it was left to Tony to provide the talking point. He was due to leave early, he clearly had his mind on the champagne and the flat bed of the Dreamliner waiting to sweep him off to Singapore – so that when the ball looped gently towards him at backward square leg, a ball that was screaming from every stitch of its seam `catch me, catch me` - he opted to take avoiding action and turned and ran. The ball fell on the spot he’d occupied but a few seconds earlier. His excuse was a low sun, but it didn’t seem to get in his eyes as he watched the clock and eagerly made his getaway before the nerve jangling climax. Which there wasn’t. Jonathan showed exceptional glovework in a stumping and a run out, Matt came back on and took a couple of wickets – but really we had batted simply too well. 180 in the long grass was too tough a target and Beamers, who, to their credit, vigorously pursued the total all the way, came up 42 runs short with 3 wickets in hand. A proper cricket result: a draw on a day of warm sunshine as Twineham basked in an Indian summer. And so to the pub: just about bearable on the TWCC table, Harveys beer and laughter providing the necessary warmth. Another season gone, but a night at the dogs and of course the AGM with accompanying season’s figures to look forward to. Bliss indeed....
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to bat.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter ct, Bld G Young 70; J Trollope ct Young Bld M Renshaw 1; T Pearce LBW Bld N Chafy 25; J Rowland Bld R Benfield 40; R Packham Ct Eaton Bld G Young 0; E Bunn Ct, Bld Nicholls 22; M Edwards St, Bld Rigby 4; J Simon Not Out 6; J Panther Not Out 4. TOTAL: 180-7. DNB: R Brock.
Fall: 7-2, 63-3, 102-1, 104-5, 156-6, 166-4, 170-7.
Beamers' Bowling: M Renshaw 6-0-14-1; R Siddon 6-1-31-0; N Chafy 6-2-24-1; G Young 8-1-37-2; A Eaton 4-0-31-0; R Benfield 6-0-24-1; R Nicholls 2-0-6-1; Rigby 2-0-6-1.
Beamers Innings: P Bailey LBW Bld M Edwards 9; R Rigby Ct Bunn Bld R Brock 49; M Moors St Rowland Bld Panther 0; G Blackadder Bld M Edwards 1; R Nicholls Run Out Simon 2; N Chafy Ct R Brock Bld P Hunter 56; R Benfield Ct P Hunter Bld M Edwards 3; G Young Not Out 1; R Siddens Not Out 0. TOTAL: 138-7. DNB: M Renshaw, and...
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards; 11-3-19-3; J Panther 7-1-12-1; R Packham 3-0-34-0; J Simon 5-1-22-0; R Brock 7-0-32-1; P Hunter 5-2-15-1.
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End of Season Captain's Report Richard Brock
PLAYED 18 WON 10 DRAWN 2 LOST 6
(2014 P 16, W 8, D3, L 5)
My reviews in recent years have inevitably centred on the fragile numbers within the TWCC squad. Last year it looked much better. This year I’m delighted to say it’s stronger still. Joe and Matt E have become firmly embedded within TWCC: Paul C has played more, the return of our Czech international Honse has been very welcome and latterly Reese has come along and enjoyed his cricket with the promise of much more next season. Unfortunately we’ve seen far less of Steve – and we all look forward to his return, fit and well next season. Phil has had his season curtailed by his hernia. But generally, we’ve been able to put out full sides most weeks: barring the bizarre two weeks in September when we had 2 and then 3 players available at a time when we normally have a full squad to choose from. The only disappointment has been that the youth of Twineham and Wineham have not fed through into the reckoning. That is something I’d like to see and we must work out a way of getting our message across to the villages. Whatever the quality of our players, it is numbers which are essential to the long term of the club. But as we stand right now, things look good, but we must keep looking for new members.
And so to matters on the pitch: and it’s been a good season with some great highlights. Head and shoulders above everything was George’s 45 ball 112 not out vs Wisley – a never to be forgotten day by all those lucky enough to witness it (those who didn’t spend most of the afternoon hunting the hedgerows and fields of Twineham for lost balls!) Who can forget the finish at West Chiltington: losing by just 3 runs on a 400+ runs day: even more intriguing when you add in `scorebookgate` . Tom’s 15 off one legal ball must be a record of some sort! It was an excellent tour, and because the 20 over match was competitive – and because of Jim’s memorable 60 -I have added this match to the averages. And then Jim went and got the club’s only hat-trick of the season the following day! A look at the batting performances show a return to form of James who had a wonderful season and the benefit of having Paul H available to us for more matches. Meanwhile the bowling shows a really healthy spread of wickets: 7 bowlers getting into double figures. We are very fortunate having so many players who are genuine all-rounders. On 3 occasions we’ve used 6 bowlers: for the other 15 matches we’ve used 7 or more. As you know I have always felt it an essential responsibility for me as captain to ensure everyone has the opportunity to have a real input into the match each Sunday, be it batting or bowling. I think the figures show that to a very large part that has been the case this season. Yes it’s cost us: a more `win at all costs` approach would certainly have spared us a couple of defeats. But that’s not the point – nobody wants to come along week after week to field all afternoon and not get a bat So once again this year you will see that every regular player except Tom (and I’m really sorry Tom) has batted in more than half the matches in which they’ve played and – as mentioned – the spread of bowling has been very wide.
My thanks as ever go to every player: it is a big commitment to turn out especially when there are so many other ways of spending a summer Sunday – so my thanks should also extend to wives and girlfriends who also allow that to happen. And I’m delighted that we’ll get a chance to thank the ladies – and have a damn good time ourselves – when TWCC go to the dogs.
Furthermore we love our annual tour and I think we’ve settled on the perfect venue: a country pub somewhere reasonably close, with a town but a short distance away so the boys can go out and strut their stuff. Oxford and Cambridge are both favourites to receive an education from TWCC on what a good tour is all about so keep that weekend free: Friday 1st July – Sunday 3rd July 2016.
And finally thanks from me on a personal note to everyone for being brilliant club members: sure I come to enjoy the cricket, winning is even better, a good individual performance the icing on the cake – rather rare things these days, cakes of that sort...but I love the spirit of the club and the team, the individuality of the players, the way we all gel and enjoy our cricket and our company together: TWCC is truly a `classless society` and it’s a pleasure and a privilege to be your captain.
Thank you all for your support.
Richard Brock, Captain, Twineham and Wineham Cricket Club
The highlights....and the lowlights.....
Streat inflict our heaviest defeat of the season second game in, but we still win 3 out of the first 4 and go through to June in fine spirit. Already Paul H and James have hit 50s and the skipper’s clearance of the tail enders at Moulsecoomb gives us our first and only fifer of the season.
So to a new fixture: West Chiltington. The team rallies brilliantly to raise £125 for cancer research, a silly yellow hat is awarded to people dropping catches and thus sits on most of the team at one point or another: meanwhile, W Chiltington set about our bowling to score 221. James’82 and fine back up performances numerous others bring us to the brink of victory only to be thwarted at the last. Headliners were blown out of the water by 4 wickets each for Phil and Matt Brock and then we went on tour.
Tour was excellent: Bournemouth: and Puddletown, where after winning the 20/20 with Jim’s 60, we drank in the Martyr’s pub, lived history and got caught in a thunderstorm. Jim’s extraordinary weekend continued with a hat-trick the following day but we were well beaten. Great tour though. Back to swat Staplefield and then watch George Hunter demolish Wisley by himself with his 45 ball 112 not out (8 fours, 11 sixes). A brilliant last ball win at Warnham thanks to the magnificent pair of Robin and Joe rounded off a fine mid-summer.
Alex Rydon sadly holed out 4 short of his first ever century vs Streat – and we lost – and while great knocks from Rydon Snr and Tony saw us home at Crescent, unfortunately we failed to put out teams two weeks running in September, got smashed by Ashurst youth and couldn’t quite force the win vs Brighton Beamers.
DIARY DATE: TOUR to CAMBRIDGE Friday 1- Sunday 3 July 2016
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TWCC 2014 Season
Streat and Westmeston v TWCC May 4th 2014
Welcome to the new season: regrettably we had to cancel the first game through lack of numbers, though the weather last Sunday was also lousy so maybe fate intervened. Anyway our season began at Streat and Westmeston, the scene of plenty of good games between the two sides but not a barrelful of great memories for us: I remember an early declaration with 200 up and getting thumped by 8 wickets, I remember many a man falling to Stan’s grenades, I remember James’ shocking refusal to walk and playing through guilt….. Anyway we mustered 10 men, including the very welcome return to the fold of Paul Chatfield. The skipper lost the toss and we were asked to field. Our young muscular opener Matt Brock proved he’s added not just pace but also accuracy to his bowling during the winter and he clean bowled Streat’s numbers 1 and 3. At the other end, Paul kept things tight. But their no 3 Colin Mansfield put up resistance, as so often against us. He kept his end going as all the bowlers chipped in to a regular fall of wickets. He was finally run out on 66 to a `keep a cool head` situation by Paul Hunter. The only other player to make double figures made it to 24 – so actually when Streat finished with 127 all out, it looked better than it might have been. Two wickets each for Matt B, Paul, Phil and Edward had set us up to win the match. Unfortunately this is cricket and nothing ever goes to plan. When James was out LBW to an straight ball half way up the pads for a golden duck, we took it as a set back. When his fellow opener Paul was out next over for 2, we were 5-2 and trouble loomed. But our batting line up looked strong – and so it proved as Jonathan and Tony got to grips with Streat’s attack. They played good sensible cricket, plenty of quick singles, taking on the bad balls and mindful of Stan. And their reward was the season’s first 100 partnership before Jonathan was clean bowled four short of his 50. But Tony powered to his 50 and was ably supported by Paul Chatfield to make it 1 win out of 1 in this new season.
Streat won the toss and elected to bat.
Streat innings: R Mason Bld M Brock 0; C Mansfield run out (Hunter) 66; J Barrs Bld M Brock 6; P Davidson Ct J Rowland Bld P Steinke 24; P Wise St S Rogers Bld J Trollope 0; N Wise Bld P Steinke 3; S Forster Bld P Hunter 2; M Porter Ct J Rowland Bld E Bunn 5; N Tombleson Bld P Hunter 3; S Spiegal Ct S Rogers Bld E Bunn 5; J Porter not out 4.
TOTAL 127 ALL OUT
TWCC BOWLING: M Brock 8-3-14-2; P Hunter 12-2-31-2; R Brock 3-0-18-0; P Steinke 8-3-15-2; J Trollope 5-0-34-1; E Bunn 4.1 – 2-10-2.
TWCC INNINGS: J Trollope LBW Bld M Tombleson 0; P Hunter LBW Bld S Forster 2; T Pearcenot out 56; J Rowland Bld M Porter 46; P Chatfield not Out 14.
TOTAL 131-3. FALL: 3-1, 5-2, 105-4
DNB; S Rogers, E Bunn, M Brock, P Stainke, R Brock.
Streat Bowling: Tombleson 6-0-28-1; S Forster 5-1-16-1; P Wise 4-0-19-0; S Spiegal 2-0-22-0; P Davidson 4-0-9-0; M Porter 4.4-1-24-1.
TWCC WON BY 6 WICKETS
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TWCC v Greys May 11th 2014
Welcome to a sunny but chilly and positively windy day at Twineham as we turn up for our first home match of 2014 to discover the grass long, the cut grass still there and that the builder who has done sterling work rebuilding the pavilion had actually left the remains of the walls of the old pavilion behind, all over the floor. So while the pavilion looked good with a new wall, a new coat of paint and a new roof, it was spoilt by all the rubble strewn around.
Anyway onto the cricket. It was a strong TWCC side that turned out. Skipper Brock, keen to listen to Brighton fail to get to Wembley from 5pm onwards, won the toss and chose to field. Out to bat came a familiar figure: an Australian named Covill who has scored so many runs against us it makes the scoreboard tremble. He’s been back with the sheep for a couple of years but has now returned to civilization and he was clearly determined to pick up where he left off by bashing our bowlers all over the place. He and their skipper got off to a bit of a flyer – with Paul and Richard’s early overs loose. But when Mr Covill came rushing down the wicket to the skipper, he was beaten by the sheer pace – or the misdirection – of the delivery which skimmed off his pads and onto the wicket. Clean bowled it says in the book, and a big wicket on 49. But their skipper Biff Line continued to play well as did their number 3 until Paul Chatfield came on to bowl his first overs for TWCC for some 6-7 years. He’d spent the week preparing, going through the motions, getting in the swing, and in his first over he clean bowled the number 3. Another useful stand was broken and the door swung open for a spate of wickets, led by Paul C. In just 6 overs he took 4 wickets - one a rare catch from Phil - and when he limped off at the end of his spell he was a happy man, if a slightly injured one. Much as in the previous week the wicket-fest continued, and again it was fun in the sun for all the bowlers. Phil and James also picked up wickets as Greys slowly made their way to 123-8, failing to hit sufficient boundaries. The call went out to Edward to have a bowl. His first over was good. His second was sensational. The first three balls went for just a single before their number 8 wafted at a ball outside off and spooned it to James who leapt like a salmon to pluck it from the air. The next delivery Edward put in a mighty shot for LBW – and deliciously, the finger went up. The time was 4.30. The last ball of the innings was a hatrick ball. The field closed in. The warning went up: drop a catch and you have Edward to deal with. He stepped up and their number 11, a Mr Southon, put his foot firmly down and swung through the ball. It went straight: straight towards Edward himself. And, joy of joys, he took it at waist height for only the second hatrick of his career. Great celebrations followed as the team left the field having bowled out a team once again in the 120s: 123 to be precise. Paul’s tea was full of flags and cakes which – erm – weighed heavily. And then, with the wind getting up and the chilliness factor rising, Paul and James went out to open our reply. And what batting it was; boundaries everywhere, which Greys had failed to achieve. Even a 6 for Paul. 50, then 100 came and went, and the partnership was unbroken as the final run was struck with James not out 47 and Paul not out 71. A comprehensive 10 wicket victory was ours – and Edward is ready to take 4 from 4 with his first ball in his next match.
TWCC won the toss and elected to field.
Greys Innings: Covill Bld R Brock 25; Line St S Rogers Bld Trollope 45; Malyon Bld Chatfield 17; BurgessBld Chatfield 2; Fenton Ct Bunn Bld Chatfield 0; Day Ct Steinke Bld Chatfield 4; Gallagher LBW Bld Steinke 5; Newland ct Trollope Bld Bunn 7; Sewell not out 5; Hoare LBW Bld Bunn 0; Southon Ct and Bld Bunn 0.
TOTAL 123 all out. Fall: 49, 72, 76, 78, 87, 108, 110, 123, 123, 123.
TWCC Bowling: P Hunter 8-0-27-0; R Brock 9-1-35-1; Chatfield 6-0-19-4; P Steinke 9-3-16-1; J Trollope 5-0-12-1; E Bunn 2-0-63; Pearce 1-0-3-0.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope not out 47; P Hunter not out 71.
DNB: T Pearce, S Rogers, J Simon, E Bunn, D Rogers, R Brock, P Steinke, P Chatfield.
Greys Bowling: Day 7-2-20-0; Hoare 6-0-26-0; Sewell 3-0-35-0; Newland 2-0-20-0; Gallagher 1.3-0-10-0; Southon 1-0-11-0
TWCC WON BY 10 WICKETS
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TWCC v Moulsecoomb Wanderers May 18th 2014
The day was warm and sunny: summer had arrived in beautiful Sussex. We were 10, bolstered from nine by a celebrity visit of Mikey in between globe-trotting and impregnating half the women of London. Richard won the toss and to the annoyance of most of the team, opted for the same formula which had brought victories in the first two games: bowling first. Opening bowling pair Matthew and Paul toiled hard but unsuccessfully as Moulsecoomb made hay in the sun: literally, as the ball was forced through the cut piles of grass on the outfield (our thanks to the council?). The opening bats powered past 50, 60 and even 70 before the skipper opted to bring on James to slow things down a bit. And in his first over it worked as he had their no 1 caught. (I’d love to tell you by whom, JIM but due to the inadequacies of the person copying over the book and struggling with the not terribly difficult job of filling in the catches, I don’t have that information to hand!!!!) Phil then came on and made his mark, scything into their middle order with 2 wickets in a miserly spell. The match started to come back our way as the rate slowed and the wickets fell. A fantastic slip catch by Tony was another highlight, leaping high into the air for a one handed catch off a left hander. Good tight bowling continued to the end, aided by some excellent work behind the stumps by stand-in keeper Jim, and after being in trouble at 132-2, we did well to get them 168-8 at tea. Tea was provided by James. It was adequate, though lacked variety. So a decent score to chase down and Paul didn’t look comfortable. A couple of decent shouts for edges and then another strong shout. Umpire Brock Junior heard a noise, raised a finger and Paul was on his way. Word filtered out from the pavilion that he was not happy, hadn’t touched it. But this is cricket, and you accept what you’re given. Tony came and went in a flurry, Mikey the same without the flurry but Jim had a splendid knock of 19 and provided some necessary stability to take us onto 84. But we were still 85 runs short with just 5 wickets left as the 20 overs came up. James was our rock and onto him we clung. Edward joined him and together they put on a crucial stand of 50 before Edward was caught for 22. 36 runs required: time for the skipper to step up. Two balls later, it was time for Paul Chatfield to step up, with Richard meekly LBW on his second ball. Nervousness was evident on the field and off it, among the watching batsmen. Being young and silly, Matthew’s way of soothing his nerves was to kick a ball around. Unfortunately, he booted it rather hard at Paul, still simmering about that questionable decision – by Matthew. `F*** off you f***ing idiot` : Paul’s anger was vented like a Kalashnikov at the hapless boy. The tension on the pitch was momentarily less than that off it. (I missed all this - Ed. But I've put it through... Don't ask me why - all I can think is that the Gazette's standards are getting more and more tabloid.) Paul stuck his head back into the scorebook, testily. Back on the pitch Paul Chatfield hit one of the finest sixes seen on the ground, back over the bowlers head to take us to the brink of victory. His not out 11 was crucial in support of James and the two of them brought us home, unhappily secured by two wides. But it was James’s magnificent 70 not out that was the innings that brought us victory, a great chase. So that’s played 3 won 3, a good start to the new season.
The catches have all gone to pot. I caught two, one off James and one off Matt. I stumped one off Edward's bowling. Tony caught one in the slips off Richard, James, I think, caught another one on the stretch at gully, and Paul took a tough high and long one at cow corner but I can't remember off whos bowling... Edwards?
TWCC won the toss and elected to field
Moulsecoomb innings: Kris Ct Wk (Simon) Bld Trollope 34; Pete Bld Steinke 50; David Bld Steinke 7; Zac Ct Hunter Bld Trollope 2; George Ct Trollope Bld R Brock 7; Morgan Ct T Pearce Bld R Brock 7; Simon not 0ut 7; Terry ct Wk (Simon) Bld M Brock 7; Joe St Wk (Simon) Bld Bunn 5; Doug not out 1; TOTAL 168-8.
DNB: S Bassam
Fall: 77, 84, 132, 139, 141, 150, 156, 161.
TWCC Bowling: M Brock 11-2-49-1; P Hunter 5-1-15-0; Chatfield 3-0-24-0; P Steinke 10-0-31-2; J Trollope 5-0-22-2; R Brock 5-0-15-2; E Bunn 2-0-11-2.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Ct? Bld ??? 3; J Trollope not out 70; T Pearce Ct, Bld Doug 14; M Pearce Bld Doug 1; J Simon Bld McGowan 19; E Bunn Bld McGowan 22; R Brock LBW Bld Zac 0; P Chatfield not out 11; TOTAL 170-6.
DNB: P Steinke, M Brock.
Moulsecoomb Bowling: Pearson 4-0-17-0; Terry 6-0-14-0; Doug 5-0-19-2; McGowan 10-0-24-2; Morgan 2-0-16-0; Radmore 6-0-28-0; Zac 4-0-15-1.
TWCC WON BY 3 WICKETS
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Bolney CC v TWCC May 25th 2014
An unpromising Bank Holiday weekend’s weather forecast was proved wrong as the sun shone in the village of Bolney, with a chilly breeze requiring a sleeveless jumper for all but the hardiest. For the third time running the skipper won the toss and elected to bowl: something the Bolney skipper would also have opted for – so he said. It was a deliciously youthful opening pair: Matt Brock and Tom Rydon both racing in, showing off the extra pace each had gathered during the winter. And Tom was the first to strike: a rising ball popped up round the corner to the waiting Brock senior. Next Matt Brock struck in his 4th over: clean bowling numbers 3 and 4 in consecutive balls to leave a hat-trick ball. Unhappily this didn’t happen: but two balls later another fell and Matthew had a triple wicket maiden. 3 overs later Tom forced an uppish drive from opener Barry Griffin and Matt turned catcher: Bolney were in disarray at 19-5. There followed a good stand between 6 and 7: Bowles and Moore, which neither Phil, James nor Edward could crack. Finally it was left to the skipper, as some commiseration for being hit around the field, to capture Steve Bowles on 42: interestingly caught by Tom. 6 wickets down and only the Brocks and Rydons in the `how out` and `bowled` columns. Rob came on and kept that going: hitting one of their players with a bouncer and apologising profusely before finally getting a wicket in his 6th over, by which time Bolney had struggled to 91-7. Alex Rydon at the other end picked up another – before Matt was reintroduced to try to finish things up before tea. And blow me down, that’s just what he did: the last two wickets, both LBW, in four balls: the benefits of bowling straight brought Matt the first five-for of the season – and what figures: 7.5 overs, 5 maidens, 5 for 5. Anyone will do well to better those all season. He was duly thrust to the front to lead the team off five minutes before the allotted time where we enjoyed a wonderful Bolney tea in the pleasant sunshine, contemplating 98 for victory. How easy and straightforward is this game of cricket! And a look at the book shows a complete bowling/catching line up of Brocks and Rydons. (Mind you they did comprise 50% of the team.) James and Steve opened the batting, Steve out for 3: 20-1, not a problem. James out for a good 25, 30-2, not a problem. A useful stand between Alex and Jim, 55-2, over halfway there, the sun still shining – I love this game. Alex out on 55 for an excellent and cultured 18 was an annoyance, Jim four runs later was a tremor. But Rob’s wicket on 63 was an ominous rumble. 35 runs short, 5 wickets down and a team of just 10. However Edward’s excellent early season form continued as he played a most mature and sensible innings, curbing every sprinting instinct in his body, to limit himself to run only a series of singles and thus inch towards the target with diligence. Tom fell quickly, Richard’s horribly thrown away wicket on 89 brought in Matt: with just Phil left after that. But Edward took Matt under his protective wing and the two of them brought TWCC to victory by two wickets, with Edward at last unleashing the might with a 4 for victory. A triumphant day and every one of us down the pub, Edward showing off his toy helicopter in-between buying a jug for his hat-trick two weeks previously, a jug for Matt: a great day, four out of four, bring on Parham.
TWCC won the toss and elected to field
Bolney innings: B Griffin Ct M Brock Bld T Rydon 1; J Bushell Ct R Brock Bld T Rydon 0; Bushell Snr Bld M Brock 10; C Bunce Bld M Brock 0; J Flower Ct R Brock Bld M Brock 0; S Bowles Ct T Rydon Bld R Brock 42; J Moore not out 28; D Bridge Bld R Rydon 7; R Atkins Bld A Rydon 1; J Elliott LBW Bld M Brock 2; O Atkins LBW Bld M Brock 0; TOTAL 97 all out. 42.5 overs.
Fall: 3-2, 15-3, 15-4, 15-5, 18-1, 81-6, 91-8, 94-9, 97-10, 97-11.
TWCC Bowling: M Brock 7.5-5-5-5; T Rydon 4.1-1-14-2; E Bunn 5.5-1-10-0; P Steinke 8-2-15-0; J Trollope 4-2-10-0; R Brock 5-1-25-1; R Rydon 6-3-6-1; A Rydon 2-0-11-1.
TWCC innings: J Trollope Bld J Flower 25; S Rogers Bld J Elliott 3; A Rydon Ct C Bunce Bld T Elliott 18; J Simon Ct Bushell Snr Bld S Bowles 5; R Rydon LBW Bld J Elliott 7; E Bunn not out 24; R Brock Ct S Bowles Bld J Elliott 11; T Rydon LBW Bld S Bowles 1; M Brock not out 1. TOTAL 99-7. 32.5 overs.
DNB: P Steinke
Bolney Bowling: J Flower 10-4-19-1; J Elliott 16-3-49-4; S Bowles 6.5-0-28-2.
TWCC WON BY 2 WICKETS
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Parham CC v TWCC June 1st 2014
A quick report, drawn up from distant memories and a quick glance at the scorebook.
Richard won the toss, and elected to bowl. Looking at the analysis, no TWCC bowlers made much of an impact and Parham scored steadily throughout their innings. James, together with Tom Rydon, opened the attack. P Vander in particular managed to continue at some length, scoring 92 before being caught by Alex off the bowling of Richard. After tea TWCC made significant inroads into Parham's total, with James, Tony, and Alex all scoring good solid runs at just the right rate in the teeth of good bowling. Or, perhaps, maybe at just not quite the right rate as TWCC's supporting batsmen froze a little in the face of the reappearance of the Parham opening bowlers towards the end of the allotted overs, and runs dried up. Into the final over, and TWCC, from memory, needed about 4 or so to win, which we didn't get. Parham's bowlers were quick, though not particularly helped by the keeper standing up, which by and large he did well, but which led to a lot of byes - 15 in all, which, when added to the other extras, totalled a not insignificant 24! A draw therefore, TWCC fininshing one run behind the Parham score. Almost a tie - which would have been exciting. Mind you, it was quite exciting as it was.
TWCC won the toss and elected to field.
Parham Innings: P Vander ct A Rydon Bld R Brock 92; M Williams Ct. S Rogers(wk) Bld Trollope 0; S Brooks Ct E Bunn Bld P Steinke 39; A Wales Ct J Trollope Bld A Rydon 16; s Trott Ct E Bunn Bld R Brock 14; P Fraser Not Out 2; C Moody Not Out 3. Extras unrecoreded. Total 182 for 5. DNB S Forrest, J Forrest, J Mitchell.
TWCC Bowling: T Rydon 6-1-19-0; J Trollope 6-0-17-1; P Steinke 11-3-36-1; E Bunn 6-0-36-0; P Chatfield 6-0-33-0; R Brock 5-0-19-2; A Rydon 4-0-13-1.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Ct, Bld Mitchell 42; S Rogers Bld Williams 10; T Pearce Bld Trott 48; A Rydon Bld Trott 33; E Bunn Bld Trott 9; J Simon Ct, Bld Williams 9; P Chatfield Run Out 1; R Brock Not Out 3. Extras 24. Total 181 for 7. DNB T Rydon, P Chatfield.
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TWCC v London Unity June 15th 2014
I could pretend I’m in a terrible hurry and am therefore forced to make this report extremely brief: but I’m not. The fact is that such an abjectly average performance doesn’t deserve to use up any more computer memory than is strictly necessary. So here we go.
It was a warm but overcast afternoon: perfect for swing bowling. London Unity, a nice bunch of chaps, mostly regurgitated from the 1960s hippie generation, turned up, won the toss, put us in and – as convention dictates – provided the match ball. This ball, put in the hands of their extremely effective swing bowlers and carefully nurtured throughout, combined nicely with our ineptness with the bat to dictate the afternoon’s events. Steve and James got us off to a good start: playing sensibly and reaching 45 before James was clean bowled. After that... we cannot call it a middle order collapse: it was the whole team house of cards met hurricane Unity, with a tidal wave thrown in for good measure. The next four wickets fell for 0. Paul Chatfield and David Rogers showed some resistance, but everyone else failed to cope with a ball that swung wildly in the air, skilfully dealt by their bowlers. And so it was that 45-0 became an astonishing 48-6 and became 65 all out. Credit to Dave Rogers in particular for dogged defence that helped eat up almost 30 overs. Tea was very pleasant, despite the circumstances: tasty tuna sandwiches and a tray bake chocolate sponge by Kay, with Jim soaking up the credit. And so to the field. Mercifully briefly. Matthew clean bowled two early wickets for a glimpse of hope, a couple of other catching possibilities flew but not to hand – and their "all guns blazing" numbers 2 and 4 bludgeoned their way to victory. As Roy Hodgson might say `time to move on`.
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to bat
J Trollope Bld M Driver 18; S Rogers Bld J Driver 21; R Brock Ct wkt Bld M Driver 0; J Simon Ct, Bld J Driver 0; T Rydon Bld M Driver 0; M Edwards Bld M Driver 0; P Chatfield Bld T Roberts 9; D Rogers not out 3; J Panther LBW T Roberts 0; M Brock Bld T Roberts 3; P Steinke Bld T Roberts 1.
TOTAL 65 All Out (29.4 overs)
London Unity Bowling: Collombine 5-0-26-0; J Driver 10-3-28-2; M Driver 9-6-4-4; T Roberts 4.4-2-5-4; J Clarke 1-1-0-0.
London Unity Innings
M Viles Bld M Brock 8;J Moore not out 25; A Gane Bld M Brock 4; T Roberts not out 29.
TOTAL 68 for 2 (12.4 overs)
TWCC Bowling: M Brock 5-0-23-2; M Edwards 4-0-17-0; P Steinke 2-0-10-0; R Brock 1.4-0-18-0.
London Unity WON BY 8 WICKETS.
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TWCC v Headliners June 22nd 2014
`I have never seen a catch like that: I thought he’d do well just to stop it` S Warne (Steph Warne, a local pensioner who happened to be walking her dog). The scars of the previous week’s destruction were still fresh, still seeping pus across the pages of the scorebook. So we needed a big performance to let the world know that TWCC was back: and mercifully, whilst it wasn’t huge, it was sufficient. The day was made for cricket: warm, sunny and delicious with the outfield properly cut for once. Richard lost the toss and we were asked to bowl: Matt and Tom worked well together with Tom taking the glory and making his dad very proud when their number two put up a catch and it was Rob who took it: the first time Rob had taken a catch from’s Tom’s bowling – aaah. Then to prove it wasn’t a fluke, he did it again for the number 1. And when Tom also encouraged the number four to tickle it behind to Steve, he was 3 wickets up and Headliners were 3 down for 30. Unfortunately both Tom and Matthew were suffering the leaden-footedness and butter-fingeredness of the slip cordon, who, refusing to make catches – including actually lifting a foot to avoid the ball – also refused to chase after the ball, time and again preferring to stand and watch it, or discuss who it was who actually should have caught it, rather than chase it. Sources inside the TWCB suggest that a full enquiry is going on into recent failures in the slips, with a view to a shake-up. Anyway after Tom’s spectacular opening spell, Headliners put together a good stand of 64. Archie McDonald came on for his full TWCC debut – he bowled well, showed a great deal of promise - but found Rob’s munificence restricted to those sharing the same surname, thus a dropped catch denying him his first TWCC wicket. Even more culpable was Matthew Brock, too deep in sulk to make the catch that would have given Archie his breakthrough. It took Phil to finally break through and Rob later clean bowled their number 5 who’s accrued 43. By this time Headliners were on 118 and still with time on their side. But with the two who had put on the big stand out of the way, there was clearly an opportunity for some cheap wickets and so the skipper of course brought himself on. The first was caught reluctantly by his recalcitrant son, the second prettily removed the off bail but the third....OMG, the third. Their batsman, Ritchie, got hold the the ball good and proper and slog swept it towards the pavilion, like an exocet. Edward was there but it was going far wide of him. Until...he leapt athletically, leaving 25 years and 10 stones behind him, to not just get a hand to the ball, not just to stop the ball but to actually pluck it from the air and pull off one of the finest catches ever seen at TWCC. Think Banks/Pele and you’ll be close. It was remarkable – all the more so for the shenanigans behind the wicket but an hour earlier. And so it was that we got Headliners 8 wickets down for 151 at tea. And what a tea it was: Mrs Rogers laid out a spread worthy of Edward’s catch, enjoyed by all. James and Steve went in and frighteningly reminiscent of the previous week, their stand took them to the early 40s before James was caught. But in came Tony and the next few overs were rather bloody, as Headliners weakness in the bowling line up was somewhat painfully exposed as Tony very quickly clocked up 53 including 3 sixes and 5 fours. When he holed out, the score was 119 and we were well on our way. Archie had a bat and confirmed that we have an excellent new prospect in our ranks – as a bowler! Edward made a few and Rob took us home with a couple of big hits –including one which matched an earlier one of Tony’s that bounced off our shiny new roof: but Steve it was who was the mainstay of the innings, letting the bat throwers have their moment whilst he batted sensibly all through the innings: Geoffrey Boycott would have been very proud. So a good day, a comfortable win by 6 wickets in the end with just 26 overs bowled - a roof battered but unbowed, an incredible number of lost balls – but a good day’s cricket, nice to see Tom put his dad in his place with an excellent spell of aggressive bowling and especially nice to welcome Archie to the team, someone we hope will stay with us.
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to bowl
Headliners Innings: Barnett Ct R Rydon Bld T Rydon 16; Smith Ct R Rydon Bld T Rydon 1; Collins Bld P Steinke 27; Hollis Ct S Rogers (wk) Bld T Rydon 0; Neale Bld R Rydon 43; Wright Ct M Brock Bld R Brock 16; Pearson Bld R Brock 1; Ritchie Ct Bunn (OMG) Bld R Brock 0; Harwood not out 6; Pareich not out 13; TOTAL 151-8 (39 overs).
Fall: 24,25,30,94, 118, 125, 125, 126.
TWCC Bowling: M Brock 9-0-31-0; T Rydon 9-0-38-3; P Steinke 7-0-31-1; A McDonald 4-0-26-0; R Brock 6-2-13-3; R Rydon 5-1-10-1.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Ct Bld Ritchie 27; S Rogers not out 37; T Pearce ct, Bld Barnett 53; A McDonald Bld Harwood 0; E Bunn ct WK Bld Ritchie 14; R Rydon not out 8; TOTAL 152-4 (26.3 overs).
Fall: 44-1, 119-3, 120-4, 142-5
DNB: D Rogers, T Rydon, M Brock, P Steinke, R Brock.
Headliners' Bowling: Ritchie 8-0-31-2; Pareich 2-0-21-0; Neale 6-0-22-0; Hollis 3-0-22-0; Harwood 4-0-31-1; Barnett 3-0-12-1; Pearson 0.3-0-10-0.
TWCC WON BY 6 WICKETS.
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Staplefield v TWCC July 13th 2014
Our first match for 3 weeks: and boy did it show. After winning the toss – one of those tosses a captain secretly hopes to lose as a good excuse for later failings – Richard decided to bowl. We were 10 and there were clear deficiencies: mainly in batting and bowling, but in fact it was the fielding which was to be most visibly lacking. Matthew and his father opened up the bowling and fair’s fair, did a good containing job. Matthew had their number one dropped – and dropped again – and dropped again. He then ran him out except the umpire decided the yard plus margin was too tight and the batsman got the benefit of the lack of doubt. Finally Richard got him but then a good stand developed helped by some frankly rather underwhelming TWCC fielding on a hot day on the beautiful village common. On numerous occasions fielders preferred to stare rather than chase, catching remained abysmal and it turned into a real slog. James and Edward offered 3 overs for 37 runs, but there was an encouraging spell for young Archie McDonald. But numbers 1 and 3 put on more than a hundred and we wilted. Finally Matthew returned to take 3 wickets but the damage was done. It was a good day for a nice long tea. But we had to return to the fray. The aforementioned umpire turned bowler and took the first 3 wickets to go with good tight mostly yorker length bowling. In the meantime Richard and James had a misunderstanding which led to James being run out, which was a shame because he was settling in on 20. Edward offered some decent defence for 23 – other than that it was really an opportunity for all the middle and late order batsmen to practice their defensive shots: which they did reasonably well and we lasted until 8 overs from the close before what had long seemed inevitable happened, and we were all out: the score – 81. Worst of all – just 3 in the pub for one of the finest pubs we visit – clearly the world cup final had more pull.
TWCC won the toss and opted to bowl
Jake Ct S Rogers Bld R Brock 2; Amela Bld P Chatfield 29; Majid Bld M Brock 85; M Shrubb Bld M Brock 38; Jules not out 0; Harvey Bld M Brock 0; James G not out 20; TOTAL 201-5 (43 overs).
TWCC Bowling: M Brock 14-2-48-3; R Brock 8-2-22-1; P Steinke 8-2-20-0; P Chatfield 5-0-23-1; E Bunn 2-0-18-0; J Trollope 1-0-19-0; A McDonald 5-0-45-0.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Run Out 20; J Riley Bld Bull 5; S Rogers Ct Wkt Bld Bull 2; R Brock Bld Bull 5; E Bunn ct, Bld Clarke jnr 23; P Chatfield Ct, Bld Hutchence 3; D Rogers Bld Clarke Jnr 1; A McDonald Bld Clarke snr 0; M Brock Run out 1; TOTAL 81 all out (31 overs).
Fall: 15-2, 34-3, 43-1, 45-4, 61-6, 69-7,76-5, 77-9, 81-8
Staplefield Bowling: R Bull 10-1-23-3; Hutchence 10-1-34-1; Clarke Snr 6-3-6-1; Clarke jnr 5-2-5-2.
STAPLEFIELD WON BY 112 RUNS
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TWCC v Wisley July 20th 2014
An input of much needed youth brought the average age of the TWCC side down from approx 60 to closer to 25: and on a steamingly hot day at Twineham that was very helpful. In fact, I should say how delighted we are to have more youngsters coming through the ranks: it’s great for them to enjoy their cricket among some wise old heads, and it’s good for the future of the team. So welcome to Will Reeves-Perrin and Charlie Baldock, both local lads, nice lads too – and both very good prospects. We hope they will continue to enjoy many games for TWCC. Our opposition were our friends from Wisley – a good bunch of lads who we’ve played for many years. In fact we had 12 players turn up: which meant a rotation during fielding – much welcomed by the older members – and the skipper opted to sit out the batting, thus depriving TWCC of an extra 0.75 runs based on his current average. Matt Edwards and Tom opened the bowling really well: good, pacy tight bowling and they picked up a wicket a piece, including Charlie’s first catch for Twineham. The field was alive with calls of `well done Buddy` - which is very much the happening cry in youth cricket, and whilst it left a few of the older members somewhat perplexed, it was noticeable that the youthful enthusiasm did spread throughout the team, especially in terms of chasing down in the field and encouraging bowlers and fielders: all very welcome. Unfortunately it did little to improve our catching, so shocking the previous week. Again, a couple of very catchable chances were shelled. But the bowling continued to be tight, the new lads Will and Charlie both bowled really well and Will took a couple of wickets, including that of T Richards, who played excellently for his 72. It was also good to see Jim turn his arm over again – and pick up the final wicket to fall. After two and a half gruelling hours in the heat, Wisley made 153: a fair score but certainly one which gave us hope: after all, we had our superstar no 3 Tony Pearce back – what could possibly go wrong? The answer to that question might indeed have been found at tea? It wasn't that it was poor. It wasn’t even disappointing. Perhaps uninspired is the right word - workmanlike maybe? Short on the always popular tuna sandwiches, piled with the always less popular cheese and pickle, plenty of cake but little imagination. Still, the only consolation was that none of this mediocrity would be shown in Tony’s batting, would it? James and Steve got us off to a solid start, reaching 30 before James was involved in his second run out in consecutive weeks, sending Steve back, replicating his own downfall of the previous week. Out marched Tony – a frisson of excitement went through the large crowd as we settled back to enjoy our swashbuckling big hitter take the game away from Wisley. His first ball was sensibly dabbed in front of him. The second however, he allowed to gently float onto the surface of his £450 MegaDrive and he obligingly angled the expensive face to guide the ball to second slip, where it was gratefully snapped up. 2 wickets in 3 balls and Tony back to finish the washing up. Will came in and showed great promise: another swashbuckler, but this one achieving something. He chanced his luck on a couple of occasions but hit one six splendidly out of the ground and over the road – so it was a shame when his innings was ended on 18. Once again in a good season with the bat, Edward held things together – putting on a sound stand with Tom, who also batted really well. Things looked up: the 100 came up, we were still in the match. But Edward and Tom went within two overs, and inspiring and very responsible late innings of for Joe and 6 for Charlie took us within a sniff of victory - but we fell short 5 overs from safety when Phil’s defence crumbled to a caught and bowled. A good game, a better performance that the last two, and great to have youth in the team: now we need to turn all that around into winning.
TWCC won the toss and opted to bowl
Wisley Batting: O Richards Ct C Baldock Bld M Edwards 4; A Fletcher Bld T Rydon 10; J Snelling C T Rydon Bld W Reeves-Perrin 3; T Richards Ct S Rogers Bld W Reeves-Perrin 72; J Snelling St S Rogers Bld J Trollope 13; M Kerrigan Not Out 25; D Evans LBW Bld J Simon 0; R Greer Not Out 13. TOTAL 153-6(38 overs)
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 6-2-7-1; T Rydon 7-1-25-1; P Steinke 6-0-26-0; C Baldock 6-1-13-1; R Brock 4-1-10-0; W Reeves-Perrin 4-1-16-2; J Trollope 2-0-9-1; J Simon 3-0-20-1.
TWCC Batting: J Trollope Run Out 20; S Rogers Ct Wkt Bld Bull 2; T Pearce Ct O Richards 0; W Reeves-Perrin Bld Barrance 18; E Bunn ct, Bld O Richards 18; J Simon Ct, Bld O Richards 0; T Rydon Ct Mark Bld Tim 14; M Edwards Bld O Richards 0; J Panther Ct R Greer 8; C Baldock Not Out 8; P Steinke Ct & Bld Tim 0. TOTAL 123 all out (33.3 overs).
WISLEY WON BY 30 RUNS
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Henfield CC v TWCC July 27th 2014
On an unenviable run of 3 defeats on the trot, TWCC arrived at the pretty ground of Henfield, unmissable situated on the main road into the town. One of Sussex’s oldest clubs, there have been some close matches in recent years between our two teams. It was another hot afternoon, and Henfield’s ground is a bowl, so when Richard won the toss he opted to bat. The team looked good to bowl, but not so strong in batting. Henfield’s skipper said they were strong – and what was good to see was how many youngsters there were on both teams. James and Steve made an excellent start, James pinging off fours across the parched grass. They made 53 before James was clean bowled. After that, everyone went in and made a good effort and Henfield sportingly put out a range of bowlers. We battled our way to 130, particularly notable was 16 by Charlie. So we finished about 25 minutes before our allotted time. It was about 60 runs short of what the skipper thought we needed: but we were short of two top end batsmen. So the total we did put up was a great effort. An excellent tea and out we went, determined to give it our all. We saw while batting that the pitch offered something to the pace bowlers: so Matthew Brock and Tom were asked to open up for us, and they gave us a fine start: each got an early wicket feathered behind to Steve’s safe gloves: and Henfield were 9-2. The door was pushed open an inch. However, Henfield’s number 4, T. Pain, lived up to his name by coming in determined to end the match as quickly as possible. A series of destructive shots, mostly 4s with a couple of sixes for good measure – and more than solid support from Henfield’s no 2 S Peacock – swung the game decisively back to Henfield in a rather dramatic blitz. The skipper turned to Jim and Matt Edwards. Jim, after a few months' lay off, showed last week he was ready, and slipped straight into the groove with his excellent swing bowling, immediately slowing down the onslaught, before applying paracetamol to the Pain with a perfect LBW. The stand had been 84 in less than 8 overs - but when Matt then followed to get Mr Peacock out to a Joe Panther catch, Henfield stood at 109-4. Still unlikely but our tails were up – and TWCC were fielding with excellence – chasing every ball down, firm throws, no silly mistakes – a team determined to give it their all. This was exemplified by the next two wickets – a good catch running behind him from Matt Brock off Jim – and then a superb "cool head" run out from Charlie, picking up and sending the ball in to Matt Edwards to take the bails off. And suddenly it was 111-6. In the post wicket huddles, the self belief was there. And when Matt Edwards made a good safe catch to give Jim another wicket, it was 116-7. Some late resistance from their number 8 put Henfield back in the driving seat, and another good catch from Matt Brock off Matt Edwards brought the score to 126-8. Unfortunately it was not to be – a couple of solid 4s finished the match – but this TWCC side should be very proud of themselves. They batted as well as could have been hoped, and in field they were magnificent: no catches put down, barely a misfield, and a great attitude, plenty of encouragement and a sense of self belief and a team determined to win: it made it quite intimidating for Henfield’s batsmen towards the end – and brought us within a whisker of an unlikely victory. Two narrow defeats in the past two weeks: our record this season is W 5 D 1 L 4: it’s a welcome season of enrichment and adjustment, but I have no doubt that this is a team of great promise and spirit.
TWCC won the toss and opted to bat
TWCC batting: J Trollope Bld G Stewart 37; S Rogers Bld S Seaton 9; R Brock Ct, Bld T Pain 21; J Simon Bld B Ward 11; W Reeves-Perrin Ct, Bld T Pain 2; T Rydon Bld Mercer 4; J Panther Bld H Stewart 2; M Edwards Ct Seaton Bld Mehta 7; C Baldock Ct Seaton Bld H Stewart 16; M Brock Bld H Stewart 0; P Steinke Not Out 2. TOTAL 130 all out (40.5 overs)
Henfield Bowling: Mehta 11-1-38-1; 8-1-33-1; 6-1-15-1; Ward 6-1-13-1; 3-0-8-2; B Mercer 1-0-8-1; H Stewart 6-1-12-3.
FALL: 53-1, 61-2, 87-4, 94-5, 96-3, 102-6, 103-7, 115-8, 119-10, 130-9
HENFIELD BATTING: A Scott Ct S Rogers Bld M Brock 1; S Peacock Ct J Panther Bld M Edwards 45; S Dale Ct S Rogers Bld T Rydon 0; T Pain LBW Bld J Simon 52; H Stewart Ct M Brock Bld J Simon 4; E Cleary Run Out (Baldock) 0; P Ward Ct M Edwards Bld J Simon 5; J Seaton Not Out 11; B Mercer Ct M Brock Bld M Edwards 0; G Stewart Not Out 8. TOTAL 134-8 (17.5 OVERS)
TWCC BOWLING: M Brock 4-0-36-1; T Rydon 4-0-37-1; J Simon 5-0-27-3; J Trollope 1-0-15-0; M Edwards 3.5-1-19-2.
HENFIELD WON BY 2 WICKETS
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TWCC v Xiles August 10th 2014
As late as 12.00 on the day of TWCC's latest game Hurricane Bertha was still sheeting torrents of water down across the TWCC home ground. Some of us, morbidly glued to satelite images of the lingering storm, began to doubt the wisdom of saying it was on. But our Skip stood firm and sent endless "Yes - turn up!" texts to the doubters, and, sure enough, there we were at 2.00, basking in bright sunshine and looking forward to a full-length game of cricket.
Xiles were only 10 men, and so were we, so an evenly depopulated game ensued, begining with Xiles winning the toss and asking TWCC to bat first. Maybe they'd heard of our inability to take 10 wickets, but possibly had forgotten we only needed nine of them?
TWCC, with Paul and Jonathan returned to the fold, opened with Paul and Richard, who gave us a slow but solid foundation. Paul's long lay-off meant that he wasn't in full flow for a long time, but when he found his first boundary to take his tally to 20, finally overcoming the still-slow outfield, he was off. Then he was out.
Brocky's opening gambit went well, if you like that sort of thing, and it was with some sense of a good job well done when he was eventually caught behind for 16. The opening pair had lived with and seen off the wet outfield which had meant that, for these first overs, the ball didn't roll at all well towards the boundary and that the visitors were able to set a close field which limited the scoring opportunities. The Xiles opening bowlers were also quite a force, with Delap and Darshan bowling extended spells of often rapid balls, preventing much in the way of early scoring for the TWCC openers.
These two departures brought Tony and Jonathan to the middle, and the Pavilion Pundits sat back and enjoyed the show. Tony, characteristically flamboyant, took only two deliveries before hitting his first four, but we'll forgive him for this slow start as he went on to hit 66 with only 16 those runs not being boundaries. Jonathan, ever selective in his choice of precise shots, produced the innings of the day with a productive and extended innings of 74 not out. The outfield was drying out rapidly and Jonathan and Tony took TWCC to over 200, which doesn't happen as often as it should on our small ground. Charlie, in at No. 5, was unlucky to take an LBW blow - was this a golden duck? - and Joe and then Jim went in for a little while to join Jonathan who batted through to tea. TWCC ended on 213 for 5; Tony and Jonathan responsible for 140 of the lovely runs.
The tea was definitley one for those who like a fat and juicy sandwich, made with difficult-to-find (in my experience) unobtrusive yet contributory bread, and, though I didn't partake myself, equally welcome cakey stuff. Thank you, Jonathan, for persevering with the tea construction when, at the time, any glance outside would have seen the trees being shaken about in a gale of rain-filled wind.
So, tea taken, TWCC took to the field, and so began a memorable spell from Matt Brock from the Downs End. There also began a spell of sorts from Jim at the Pavilion End, in the hope that he might use the mighty cross wind to some advantage in the form a bit of lateral movement. Nothing came of this, so Matt Edwards came on to do the job properly, and the two Matts began to make inroads into the Xiles batters. One batsman of note, who could have stayed to offer some chance of approaching the home team's total, Plum from Oz, was brilliantly caught by Charlie, who seems to have a great pair of hands on him, in the gully off a rising ball from Matt Brock. Proper cricketer losing his wicket to a bit of proper cricket.
There followed nothing of note from the Xiles batsmen in terms of any attempt to win the game, perhaps unsurprising in the face of the TWCC total. The balance of their team was maybe behind their skipper's decision to field first as they had more chance of surviving for a draw than of scoring a defendable total if they batted first? What did follow was a great five-for for Matt Brock, which headline-readers might rightly surmise contained a magnificent hat-trick! How rare and memorable is a hat-trick? Pretty rare, though I feel Matt might get a few more in his burgeoning career. And pretty memorable too, judging by his father's endless repetition of a lucky five minutes sometime last century.
The end of the game was exciting, in its own way, but TWCC were to be disappointed in their efforts to take the last wicket, even with the impressive Joe Panther taking the ball for a couple of overs. The Xiles survived very well, a process sadly begun about fifteen minutes after the start of their innings, and not even a rampant pair of returning Matts could get through before stumps in the gloom of, it must be said, an early Autumn evening.
Were we downhearted? No; Matt had five wickets and a hat-trick to his name, we hadn't all been out and TWCC had scored over 200 runs. And how nice to sit around at the Oak afterwards, with crystal-clear Harveys in the jug, partaking of the social side of the game to some considerable extent.
Xiles won the toss and decided to field first.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter LBW bld Delap 20; R Brock Ct Wk Bld Darshan 16; T Pearce Ct, Bld David 66; J Rowland Not out 74; C Baldock LBW David 0; J Panther Ct, Bld David 9; J Simon Not Out 5; Extras 22. TWCC 213 for 5. DNB M Edwards, M Brock, P Steinke.
Xiles Bowling: Tulley 9-0-38-0; Delap 10-0-39-1; Darshan 10-0-37-1; Mat 5-0-22-0; Paul 2-0-27-0; David 6-0-33-3.
Xiles Innings: Hannans Ct, Bld Steinke 9; Plum Ct Baldock Bld M Brock 10; Tulley Ct Rowland (Wk) Bld M Brock 0; Campbell Bld M Brock 0; Hooper Bld M Brock 6; Ed Bld Edwards 2; Paul Bld Baldock 8; Tim Not out 16; Darshan Bld M Brock 4; Delap Not Out 23. Xiles 80-ish (no total or extras copied over...) for 8.
TWCC Bowling: M Brock 16-6-35-5; J Simon 2-1-7-0; M Edwards 11-3-21-1; P Steinke 5-0-10-1; C Baldock 3-0-9-1; J Panther 2-1-3-0; R Brock 2-1-7-0.
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TWCC v Henfield August 24th 2014
First of all the Gazette needs to explain why TWCC played Henfield again when we should have been playing Warninglid. Warninglid failed to produce a side on August bank holiday weekend, so the net was cast and, with some effort from the backroom boys, TWCC hosted a game with Henfield instead. Hooray for, and thanks to, James/Tony/anyone else involved for getting us a game.
With Skipper Brock toying with sharks in Sharm el-Sheikh, the lot of losing the toss fell to Skipper Pearce, whose good fortune was that Henfield elected to bat first, thus making all results possible without TWCC having to take 10 wickets. In a happy and positive mood, TWCC players, many in the fine flush of middle age, shook off any stiffness of limb and set about bowling to the remarkably young Henfield side. Skipper Pearce opted, in his choice of opening bowlers, for a blend of vigourous youth in Tom Rydon from the Downs End, and something else from Jim at the other. Tom's opening over produced a wicket (a happy knack of his) as the Henfield No. 1 served up a bit of catching practice to Jonathan in the covers. Tom continued with excellent economy for three overs, but then, as the Henfield batters really settled in, the run-rate began to climb and, though this attacking play produced a few chances for Tom, none resulted in further wickets. Jim, at the Downs End, started off in moderate form, and then neglected to bowl any worse as the overs ticked by, and Skipper Pearce found that Jim was still bowling at drinks, when a tired long-hop indicated the way forward. Rydon Senior, taking the Downs End from Tom, bowled with his usual fire, and the usual snicks and edges produced the usual oohs and arrs as third man and fine leg repeatedly failed to stop a series of unfortunate boundaries. 8 overs for 33 doesn't sound like Rob, and, indeed it isn't, for if we take off all the boundaries scored from repeated lucky fine contacts, we'd be seeing about 6 runs against his name.
After drinks, Phil came on from the Pavilion End and showed us how to do it, removing the two set and prolific Henfield batsmen; first Hodgkin, caught by sleight-of-hand by Edward in the slips who, in the blink of an eye, weighed up a long chase to third man against catching it - and chose the latter; and then H Stewart, by bringing out an attacking drive from a ball just too short of a driving length, which skied up a straightforward catch to Jim at point. A third wicket followed for Phil and one for Edward as they bowled through to tea. Henfield, admirably captained by A. Scott, sent in a few of their capable future stars before Scott came in himself and pushed the total up to 188 for 7.
Rob, in charge of a faltering gas supply, selflessly fended off all the credit for a wonderful tea, and the game resumed with a strong TWCC batting side needing 189 to win. James and Steve, heading up the strength, faced a barrage of tight proper bowling arriving at some pace, and, though Steve succumbed to a good straight ball of full length, James went on to score 63 of the finest. Tony, in at 3, also took to the bowling, and his customary quick scoring was heading jugwards when James called for a run that was not available given the excellent fielding standards on show from Henfield. A true and fast arm and Tony was run out at the keeper's end for 44. This brought the ever-reliable Jonathan to the crease, where he stayed (still not out in 2014 I believe though I'm not bothering to check) to end on 47 not out. Edward, in at 5, was rather preoccupied by a horsey dinner (lasagne anyone?) and forgot to bat, which left Rob to join Jonathan for what proved to be a tighter finish than we all thought might be the case. The trouble was... it was getting darker, the bowling was getting tighter and faster, and the runs had rather dried up. Time for Rob, we all thought, and it was, but Rob chose to wait until the second to last ball before bothering to hit the winning runs; a straight 4 smacked back over the bowler's head.
This was a good game. Good containing bowling, good catches, good running(!), good batting and, for TWCC, a good result. The Gazette would like to highlight the uplifting attitude of the Henfield team and, particularly, their skipper, had to the game. Youngsters were given the ball never mind the score, they were encouraged in the field without too much in the way of buddying, they were given a bat and supported throughout. In particular Jordan, bowling left arm round, showed tremendous ability and he was unlucky not to get a wicket. In the end TWCC won the game, but Henfield could equally well have won it, and I don't think it would have mattered too much either way.
The Gazette would also like to record the first appearance of Robin Smith in the TWCC ranks. Robin didn't get to contribute an indivivual performace, but we look forward to the occasion when he does.
The usual bonhomie at the Oak followed, and James's jug is still behind the bar. In a modest queue with all the others.
Henfield CC won the toss and elected to bat first
Henfield Innings: H Chick Ct Rowland, Bld T Rydon, 0; K Akehurst Bld Simon 1; D Hodgkin Ct Bunn Bld Steinke 60; D King Bld Simon 4; H Stewart Ct Simon Bld Steinke 76; Cleary Ct & Bld Bunn 2; E.M. Bld Steinke 0; Smith not out 8; Scott not out 23. Extras 16. Total 188 for 7.
TWCC Bowling: T Rydon 7-2-53-1; Simon 11-1-40-2; R Rydon 8-1-33-0; Steinke 8-1-28-3; Bunn 4-0-26-1.
TWCC Innings: Trollope run out 63; S Rogers Bld Chick 1; Pearce run out 44; Rowland not out 47; Bunn Bld G Stewart 0; R Rydon not out 9. Extras 26. Total 192 for 4. DNB Simon, R Smith, T Rydon, D Rogers, P Steinke.
Henfield CC Bowling: G Stewart 14-1-44-1; H Chick 6-0-26-1; J Smith 5-1-20-0; H Rogers 6-0-48-0; A Scott 11-0-32-0.
TWCC win by 6 wkts.
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Crescent CC v TWCC August 31st 2014
The ground, situated in such pleasant and convenient surroundings, saw a TWCC side convene comprising even more irregular players than usual to witness Skipper Pearce, in what many Health and Safety pundits now regard as likely to be his last game in charge (more later), win the toss and opt to put the youthful Crescent side in to bat first. A good decision that retained an element of control of outcome in the context of his own side being a rather unknown quantity. Talking of which Jim came on to bowl from the Yamuna River End, from where he bowled for a long time. A long long time - inevitable given the depth of available bowling at Tony's disposal. Phil opened from the South End and, together with Jim, kept the lid on Crescent's scoring to some degree if you ignore the sixes. Then Tony put himself on.
Charlie replaced Jim after 14 overs of slightly dull endeavour, and took three wickets. He also ran out the Crescent opener with a direct throw onto the stumps from mid-off, and charged in from the long-off boundary to take a really very good running catch off a skied ball. Charlie's the man.
The Gazette staff could spend time describing in detail all the incidents of the Crescent innings, but life is busier than that allows. Well, not my life, obviously, but I'm thinking of the readership. In short Jim bowled a long spell and took a couple of wickets and should have had at least five more, Phil opened and then came back at the end taking two wickets, Charlie took three - all bowled, Tony bowled someone out and Edward bowled too. The wicket was a pudding, no life at all, the occasional ball, cross-seam, stood up as it stopped, and it nibbled about a bit but not a lot. Batting wasn't easy, but Crescent had a side chock-full of young and able cricketers, and TWCC were right to feel good about keeping theCrescent total down to 177 for 9.
Dave and Steve Rogers opened the batting - nice for Dave to get to bat with young Steve - and Shot of the Day Nomination No.1 was Dave's on-drive for four. Between them Dave and Steve soaked up much of the early Crescent pressure, and after their wickets fell (Steve bowled, Dave caught) James and Tony continued to make an attempt on the 178 needed for a victory.
But it wasn't easy and it wasn't to be. James, in at 3, stayed at the crease to the end, taking his indivicual score to 50 off the last ball of the game, and Tony scoring a typically beligerant 31 (including 5 fours and a six) was out to a ball that stayed low and came in from outside the line of off stump.
With Tony's wicket there began the long business of survival - or was there another way? Mulling over his options in a one-man-huddle, Skipper Pearce came up with a master plan!
How about, he posited, putting Will Bunn (Will Bunn! - good to see him again) and Tom Simon (and Tom!) in up the order with instructions to just go for it. Hit out! Trust your eyes and whack it about! A good ruse, actually, as neither Will nor Tom would be likely to survive at the end of an innings if mere survival was by then the order of the day, but a quick 40 or so between them might see TWCC get to within striking distance with some overs to go. A plan!
Sadly, when Robin was out for 6, and Edward for 2, the Crescent skipper decided that it was time to put his strike bowler on; someone we'd not yet seen, just as Tony implemented his wily scheme. The hitherto unseen bowler proved to be rather quick. Will faced two balls before being caught (so at least he hit the ball), and Tom walked out to the middle, took a rough guard, got hit full on the heel by a first ball fast yorker, was given out LBW and had to be helped off the pitch by a relay of sympathetic onlookers. At this point some began to question the skipper's wisdom of messing about with the order and the Health and Safety Executive have been informed. To be fair Tony did come up with a positive angle after the complete failure of his plan, which was that at least no regualar TWCC players had been in the firing line and got hurt. Ice on foot, this wasn't much consolation to Tom, who then confined his activities to hopping up at the end of each over on scoreboard duty. One by one Tom lowered the number of remaining overs, Charlie kept the Crescent bowlers at bay for some time but succumbing in the end to an outbreak of very good off-spin, and then Jim just about survived with James soaking up the real pressure, and suddenly the match was over and was a draw.
Tony's homework includes quite a lot of revision about the LBW rules and 500 lines "I must not make rash and dangerous decisions." His spell of captaincy has been much enjoyed by keen students of the game, and Skipper Brock returns next week to pick up the pieces.
TWCC won the toss and elected to bowl first.
Crescent Innings: T Garoghan Run Out (Baldock) 29; M Kidman Ct Wkt (Rogers) Bld J Simon 2; J Gatford (Jnr) Ct Baldock Bld J Simon 67; S Bolland Bld Pearce 5; Mirk Wood Bld Steinke 27; S Ford Bld Baldock 0; M(a) Wood Bld Baldock 6; M Lawson Bld Baldock 13; J Brooks Ct Pearce Bld Steinke 15; J Gatford not out 2. Total 177 for 9. DNB S Wood.
TWCC Bowling: Simon 14-3-38-2; P Steinke 11-2-55-2; E Bunn 4-1-23-0; T Pearce 5-0-29-1; C Baldock 7.1-0-36-3.
TWCC Innings : S Rogers Bld Brooks 5; D Rogers Ct, Bld (Unrecorded - their No.2 bowler) 5; J Trollope not out 50; T Pearce Bld Bolland 31; Robin Bld Wood 6; E Bunn Ct, Bld Lawson 2; W Bunn Ct, Bld Kidman 0; T Simon LBW Bld Kidman 0; C Baldock Bld M(i) Wood 2; J Simon not out 5. Extras 23. Total 126 for 8. DNB P Steinke.
Crescent Bowling: Brooks 6-1-14-1; No.2 7-0-30-1; Wood 7-1-15-1; Bolland 4-1-11-1; Lawson 3-1-5-1; Kidman 5-2-6-2; Ford 3-0-13-0; M Wood 2-0-12-0; M(i) Wood 3-0-11-0; Gatford 1-0-6-0.
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TWCC v Bolney CC September 14th 2014
With the Indian summer showing no signs of letting go, it was a fine day that saw our friends from Bolney visit us once again at the Twineham ground, and Skipper Brock opted to bat first when the coin fell his way. TWCC had a good strong side out, including recent signing Archie McDonald who, together with Matt Edwards and Tom Rydon, contributed to bringing the home side's average age down to within reasonable parameters.
Paul and Steve opened the batting to some effect, but just not very much of one. Bolney's opening bowlers, comprising a certain Mr. Chaffey and Mr. Madden, kept the lid on things quite well until a wicket each brought Messrs Pearce T and Rydon R to the crease. The Editor of the Gazette didn't see much of this partnership as he spent most of it in adjacent fields looking for the ball, but it realised 99 runs before Tony was eventually out for 44. What a partnership! With two big hitters at the crease it was possible for them to push the good balls for one in the knowledge that any bad balls would still be punished by whoever was then facing - a difficult enough state of affairs for a defending captain with a full team who has to defend both the 1's and 4's, but it also has to be reported that Bolney took to the field with just ten men. Rob got through to his 50 in his usual chanceless and well-managed way at about a run a ball, and then opened out - stepping down the wicket to all-comers and repeatedly driving through the line of the ball to despatch it boundary-wards.
With not a gap in the field left un-punished, Rob pounded through to his hundred in a total of 85 balls, going on to score 108 before leaving his crease once too often. By that time, Archie having been and gone, Richard had joined him to provide the means to keep the strike turning to make the most of Rob's fine form, and Richard powered on to a fine 29 not out at tea, with his team on 199 for 5.
There was another, non-cricketing, occurence worthy of note that has to be reported; during Tony and Rob's partnership, it wasn't just cricket balls that were flying over the boundary. What a sight! Apparently we saw something like all the surviving air-worthy Lancaster bombers in flight. What a shame that Edward, our in-house plane-spotter, wasn't about to witness the visitation. It was, of course, mostly a happy sighting, but it also felt that, although these are machines of yesteryear kept alive by goodwill and worthy thoughts, we were nonetheless seeing formidable weapons of war - shadows of a darker time.
On to happier things; Bolney's innings. Skipper Brock's approach was to first soften up the opposition in the form of his tea, and to then unleash the full force of Tony Pearce's bowling on the already struggling visitors. After two overs the Pearce experiment was deemed not to have worked on this occasion and it was time to concentrate purely on the pace of Matt Edwards and Tom Rydon. Matt and Tom had 8 overs each and they made them count! Tom (4 wkts) and Matt (5 wkts) produced exceptional spells of bowling. Absolutley irresistable, backed up (apart from one notable dropped chance in the slips that would have given Tom his 5-for), by some equally exceptional catching. Matt E, in particular, fielding at second slip, hung on to a reaction-catch at throat height that only a few people would have found possible to defend themselves from, let alone hang on to. Tony and Edward take some remarkable slip catches, and this was right up there with the best of those, coming, as it did, at some considerable pace from the arm of Rydon T.
Bolney, whose batsmen we know well and who are amongst the best we face, were unable to answer the TWCC pace pair on this day, and Matt and Tom were soon bowling at the lower order. There was, it must be reported, some marked dissent within the TWCC camp concerning the chosen approach to the game once the Bolney side was reeling at 6 wickets down for 30-odd runs, but the bowlers themselves can only be congratulated on being so good on the day. Archie and Phil replaced Matt and Tom, and soon Archie had his first wicket for TWCC, clean bowling the Bolney No. 8 to seal the victory. Another great prospect, Archie is very welcome into the ranks - fully local and ready to be part of our side, we hope, for years to come.
So, a game, really, of four individual performances! Rob and Tony scored 152 of our 199 runs, and Matt and Tom took 9 wickets. No side could easily overcome performances like these, and we look forward to meeting Bolney as we surely will on a day when we will probably struggle and they won't. A TWCC win, some great individual performances; Rob a glorious hundred as he looks forward to fully concentrating on TWCC with the remainder of his career, Tony - another power-score, Tom with 4 for 24 and Matt, a full 5-for at the cost of just 10 runs. Remarkable.
TWCC won the toss and elected to bat first.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Ct Chaffey Bld Madden 4; S Rogers Ct Bunce (wkt) Bld Chaffey 3; T Pearce Ct Griffin Bld Elliott 44; R Rydon St Bunce Bld Bowles 108; A McDonald Ct Madden Bld Bowles 3; R Brock not out 29; J Simon not out 4. Extras 8. Total 199 for 5. DNB M Edwards, T Rydon, D Rogers, P Steinke.
Bolney Bowling: D Chaffey 14-1-56-1; M Madden 6-0-31-1; J Elliott 10-0-65-1; S Bowles 8-0-43-2.
Bolney CC Innings: J Moore Bld Edwards 2; D Chaffey Ct S Rogers (wkt) Bld Edwards 16; C Bunce Ct Edwards Bld T Rydon 0; J Elliott Bld (hit wkt) Bld T Rydon 0; N Bushell LBW Bld Edwards 13; N Ridgway Ct Hunter Bld T Rydon 1; S Bowles Ct Simon Bld T Rydon 0; D Breading Bld McDonald 11; M Madden Ct S Rogers (wkt) Bld Edwards 0; D Ridgway Bld Edwards 0; B Griffin not out 1. Extras 6. Total 50 all out.
TWCC Bowling: M Edwards 8-1-10-5; T Pearce 2-1-8-0; T Rydon 8-1-24-4; P Steinke 2-1-1-0; A McDonald 2.1-0-5-1.
TWCC win by 149 runs.
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TWCC v Streat and Westmeston September 21st 2014
Unbeknown to us, it was to be the last match of the season. The grass was long thanks to a negligent council, but the weather was warm – very warm for September. Skipper Brock lost the toss and TWCC were asked to bowl by a team which rarely bats poorly.... After Jim’s early wicket, we struggled as Streat’s 2 Christmas and 3 Green batted freely, despite boundaries being in short supply because of the grass. Throughout wickets were hard to come by: 5 bowlers each took 1 wicket, including Archie getting his first TWCC wicket. Phil was particularly miserly but the score moved on unerringly until it passed 200 and finally came to rest at tea at 212-5: probably worth 240 on a cut field. We needed a good start to take on this mighty total – but lost James on 4 and Steve on 24. Tony went in and determinedly started hitting 4s and 6s: but when he was caught at slip for 24 we were 49-3, soon 50-4 and 55-5. Our tail was not as long as we’d have liked because Joe couldn’t bat: (a bit cruel, Rich! Ed.) and the total seemed unassailable. Dave Rogers joined Richard and together they slowed the pace – effectively killing off the match. Over after gruelling over passed, maidens came and went, an occasional single an oasis in a run desert. Dave’s 2 runs off 88 balls define the difficulty the batsmen faced: Stan’s grenades the only relief against otherwise accurate and tidy bowling. But without doubt, the shutters went up and went up early. Perhaps the batsmen fell into a defensive stupor: or perhaps the impossibility of the task made no other option feasible. But one thing is certain - it was up to Streat to get them out and to their great credit, Streat pushed hard with minimal complaint, despite the dead-batting – or "ball tapping" – going on. In the end, Dave was given LBW for 2 in what was undoubtedly a crucial match-saving innings. Matt came in and had a swish before the match closed with TWCC on 82 from 44 overs. Not an ideal match on which to finish the season, but that’s cricket.
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to field
Sreat Innings: N Buttler Bld J Simon 10; D Christmas St S Rogers, Bld R Brock 43; N Green Ct Edwards B Steinke 53; P Davison Not Out 49; W Hawkins Ct Panther Bld McDonald 27; H Freeman Ct & Bld Panther 7; J Hawkins not out 5; TOTAL 212-5 39 overs.
TWCC BOWLING: M Edwards 8-0-34-0; J Simon 7-0-28-1; R Brock 8-1-44-1; A McDonald 5-0-62-1; P Steinke 9-0-25-1; J Panther 2-0-13-1.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope LBW Bld Hartfield 3; S Rogers ct Green, Bld C Hawkins 13; T Pearce Ct Green, Bld Hartfield 24; R Brock Not Out 23; J Simon Bld Hartfield 0; E Bunn Ct, Bld Hawkins 3; D Rogers LBW Bld Christmas 2; M Edwards Not Out 3; TOTAL 82-6 (44 OVERS). DNB: A McDonald, P Steinke, J Panther (injured).
Streat Bowling: M Hartfield 7-0-29-3; C Hawkins 8-1-24-2; J Porter 7-3-7-0; S Speigal 6-2-5-0; H Freeman 3-2-1-0; J Hawkins 4-2-2-0; D Christmas 5-3-2-1; W Hawkins 3—1-3-0; P Davison 1-0-4-0.
FALL: 4-1, 24-2, 49-3, 50-5, 55-6, 74-7.
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TWCC 2013 Season
TWCC v Brunswick Village April 28th 2013
Welcome 2013, a new season, great things expected, a fight to get more players but most importantly, some fine cricket in prospect. And my, wasn’t that the way of things? To have such quality unleashed so early in the season can only make us lick our collective lips with what’s to come. So the details….
An ailing skipper walked slowly out to the middle, in the process forgetting to explain to the opposition’s captain the bit about a declaration (should it come to it), and proceeded to lose the toss. Great start - and they put us in too. However, as the sun shone but weakly, being huddled in and around the pavilion seemed like a better option than being asked to battle against a chilly wind out in the open. Steve found it hard to shake off the winter break and went early, as Brunswick’s opening pair found pace and length. But James and Tony settled in and gradually got on top of the bowling. A slow start; 17 off 10 overs, soon developed into an invigorating stand: 90 off 20, 140 off 25 – all the way through to 178 off 28.3. By this time Brunswick were digging deep into their bowling line-up and Tony in particular was giving it with both barrels. His extraordinary knock included 8 fours and 8 sixes as he powered to 3 figures. James was more measured, but it was heartening to see him in such excellent form as he found his feet and then batted confidently to 71. This second wicket stand put 176 runs into the TWCC coffers. It was while Tony was peppering the surrounding fields - and our newest player Howard Adams was manfully fetching every ball he hit – that the omission of the declaration bit of the welcome came to the fore. We were fast approaching 200 with half an hour left. However when James was caught, and Tony limped off with `protectingmyaverageitis` on 109, a more sedentary style returned, coinciding with the return of the opening bowlers. Matt Steinke, Jonathan, Howard and Dave Jones all had time in the middle, which was good news. We finished on 209-4 from just 35 overs.
After Mrs Pearce’s excellent tea (contract is still available Jan….) we led off with the young gun and the wise old head. Matt Brock, who has bulked out over the winter, sped in ferociously from the far end, bowling with venom and the accuracy that often deserted him last season. He had a played-on with his third ball, another clean bowled in his second over and another bowled in his fourth over. Meanwhile Dave Jones tempted their number 3 to feather a ball to gulley where Howard took it well and Jonesy then had another victim clean bowled. In the meantime, Matthew’s great spell continued with a well taken catch in the covers by Jonathan and a wisp of an edge for a caught behind for 2 in 2 balls and his second fifer for TWCC. Well done the young gun. Suddenly Brunswick were 13-5. Howard joined the party with two wickets and though he didn’t get a wicket, it was great to see Phil turn his arm over for 5 overs. Brunswick’s only meaningful stand came courtesy of numbers 10 and 11; the overs ticked away and the score passed 50, but the home side’s fiunal secret weapon was James who finally broke the stand and Brunswick were all out for 54, a win by 155 runs for TWCC.
Many thanks to all those who turned out, especially Howard, formerly a Streat league player who now lives in Staplefield and really enjoyed his day with us and is promising to turn out reasonably regularly, and of course to Dave Jones, who broke his retirement on the first opportunity!!
Brunswick Village won the toss and elected to bowl
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Ct Nunn Bld J Stevens 71 (72); S Rogers Bld Gretton 1 (15); T Pearce Retired hurt 109; J Rowland Ct, Bld J Stevens 2 (5); M Steinke not out 4 (11); H Adams Bld Stevens 0; D Jones not out 2 (5). Fall: 2-2, 178-1, 202-4, 204-6.
DNB: D Rogers, M Brock, P Steinke, R Brock
Total 209-4 (35 OVERS)
Brunswick Village Bowling: J Stevens 10-3-31-3; R Tomsett 7-2-22-0; Green 6-0-44-0; Shreeve 3-0-23-0; Funell 3-0-27-0; Barrs 3-0-30-0; Caplin 3-0-21-1.
Brunswick Village Innings: J Foreman Bld M Brock 0; J Marlow Ct Adams, Bld Jones 3 ; C Nunn Bld M Brock 4; J Funnell Bld M Brock 1; G Shreeves Bd Jones 0; Stevens Ct Rowland, Bld M Brock 8; L Maysey Ct S Rogers, Bld M Brock 4; K Barrs Ct S Rogers, Bld Adams 2; S Caplin Ct Rowland, Bld Adams 2; D Green LBW Bld Trollope 13; R Tomsett not out 7.
Total 54 ALL OUT (29.2 overs).
TWCC Bowling: M Brock 10-3-21-5; D Jones 6-4-4-2; H Adams 7-3-10-2; P Steinke 5-1-8-0; Trollope 1.2-2-1
TWCC win by 155 runs
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Streat and Westmeston v TWCC May 5th 2013
T`was a chilly day tucked in behind the Downs away at Streat: but the ground looked as inviting as ever, and, though the skipper lost the toss, the result of us being put in was not a bad one. James, back to good form, and Steve, not in any sort of form, opened up and Steve departed soon after for 10. Suddenly a triumvirate of Rydons appeared in the order: celebrated by both mother of, and grandmother of. Had they stayed they’d have seen a fine contribution from all three in bat and field: but there was a touch of glory-hunting about the Rydon supporters and they stayed only to see each member of their family bat: then they buggered off. As it happened the Rydon 3 all batted very well: except Rob got out for 49! The Rydon 2 departed without witnessing a fine contribution from the final pair of Howard and Phil. The lower/middle order decided not to play at all, preferring to unnecessarily bolster Stan Speigal’s wicket-taking record. Howard and Phil however put on a stand of 26 and gave us a very respectable 171 for 8.
Good early breakthroughs followed a very decent tea. Opening for us, Jim struck twice, Phil once and we were well on top, hunting for victory. But Colin Mansfield, so often our nemesis, got his eye in and proved difficult to shift and Streat started to work their way back into the game. But after a couple of ineffective overs, Rob found his mark and skittled out 3 batsmen in the next 3 overs, and, when friendly defector Howard Adams, once of that parish, now ours, took the all-important wicket of Mansfield, it was left to James to scoop the glorious final wicket and victory by 71 runs was ours.
TWCC innings: J Trollope Ct Forster, Bld Church 25 (42); S Rogers Ct Mansfield, Bld Berrick 10 (35); A Rydon Ct J Porter, Bld Berrick 24 (24); R Rydon Ct, Bld J Stevens 49 (53); T Rydon Bld Church, 11 (18); E Bunn Ct Mansfield, Bld Spiegal 5 (12); J Simon run out 5 (12); M Steinke Ct M Porter, Bld Speigal 0 (3); H Adams not out 22 (20); P Steinke not out 12 (9)
TOTAL 209-4 (35 OVERS)
Fall: 22-2, 55-3, 83-1,105-5, 129-4,135-6,135-8, 145-7 .
DNB: R Brock
S&W Bowling: Berrick 11-2-34-2; Forster 8-1-22-0; Porter 1-0-14-0; Mansfield 7-0-34-0; Church 10-0-36-3; Speigal 6-0-24-2
Streat innings: Mayston Bld P Steinke 6; McKenna LBW J Simon 0; C Mansfield Ct T Rydon, Bld Adams 52; Dillon Bld J Simon 0; Church Bld R Rydon 23; Porter Bld R Rydon 0; Forster Bld R Rydon 0; Berrick Ct A Rydon, B Adams 11; J Porter Ct T Rydon, B Trollope 0; S Speigal not out 0
TOTAL 100 ALL OUT (29.2 overs)
TWCC Bowling: J Simon 6-1-19-2; P Steinke, 6-1-13-1; T Rydon 4-0-23-0; R Rydon 5-0-14-3; H Adams 5-1-11-2; Trollope 3.2-0-12-1
TWCC win by 71 runs
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TWCC v Mouselcoomb Wanderers May 12th 2013
After a week lost to rain and player shortages, it was good to get back on the cricket field to take on our old foes from Moulsecoomb. The skipper lost the toss but was asked to bat, something which had produced two wins out of two so far this season. Did Moulsecoomb know what they were letting themselves in for??? They did after Mikey and James got the 50 up, and they did even more when Tony replaced Mikey and imposed himself on the game in the manner that perhaps only he can. Eight 4's and four 6's rattled off the expensive lump of willow as he powered to 80. John Riley chipped in with 16 and Edward and Richard walked 9 runs to leave a respectable – and we thought unobtainable – 188-4.
But Moulsecoomb have not been playing us for years without being able to show their mettle. After Phil and Howard failed to breakthrough with the ball Moulsecoomb hadwickets intact but were behind the run rate. In an attempt to keep the game alive the unusual bowling combination of M Pearce and J Trollope was introduced. The run rate increased – rapidly - but two wickets were indeed snapped up as the batsmen raced down the track to feast on the balls being lobbed at them. Mikey then had two more batsmen out to catches from Edward and Howard, but, by this time, the required rate was around 5.5 an over and with the no 3 batsman Radmal well in and starting to hit boundaries easily, a decision had to be taken: push on recklessly for an unlikely victory, or hunker down for the draw. So it was our new Wineham signing of Jonathan Bodansky, he of the Hambledon sweater, who came to our rescue. Having been callously overlooked for batting, he showed his impressive cricketing heritage with a fine – and mercifully mean - spell of bowling, the perfect counter-balance to Richard who was trying hard to lose the match with a very ordinary first spell of the season at the other end. With 18 required off the last 2 overs, a draw looked certain. But Radmal’s 6 off the hapless skipper's penultimate over of the game pushed the balance Moulsecoomb’s way. As Radmal faced up, with 9 required and just 4 balls to go, Jonathan bowled the bravest ball seen at Twineham for many a long year. A floated slower ball, against a man sniffing victory on 63. It floated its way past the swish of the bat and removed his bails. Brilliant! Moulsecoomb still had a shout, needing 6 off the last 2 and 5 from the final ball, but they finished 3 short and a draw was a great result celebrated by both teams.
TWCC lost the toss and batted
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Ct Cook bld Durral 24;M Pearce ct Hunton Bld Durral 32; T Pearce Bld Lizdee 80; J Riley Ct, Bld LIzdee 16; R Brock not out 5; E Bunn not out 4. TOTAL 180-4. DNB: H Adams, M Gasson, P Steinke.
Fall: 13-2, 136-1, 175-3, 177-4.
Moulsecoomb bowling: Codery 6-0-26-0; Smyth 6-1-24-0; Radmal 9-0-41-0; Durral 7-0-33-2; Lizdee 5-0-35-2; McGowan 4-0-13-0.
Moulsecoomb Innings: K Cooke St T Pearce Bld M Pearce 39; Codery ST T Pearce Bld Trollope 17; Radmal Bld Bodansky 63; Hutton Ct Bunn Bld M Pearce 17; Swander t Adams Bld M Pearce 23; Smyth run out (Adams) 12; Durral run out 0; Dowler not out 1; Mytone not out 2. TOTAL 185 - 7.
TWCC Bowling: P Steinke 6-1-12-0; H Adams 8-0-23-0; Trollope 7-0-22-1; M Pearce 9-0-60-3; Bodansky 8-0-32-1; R Brock 3-0-18-0.
Moulsecoomb won by 3 wickets
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Bolney CC v TWCC May 26th 2013
TWCC vs Bolney, 26th May 2013
A beautiful and hot day in Bolney TWCC won the toss and the skipper opted to bat - influenced by the weather, but also by recent results against Bolney, who have not put out strong sides. Paul and James opened up steadily, Rob came in – the nemesis of Bolney – and cracked a quick 54. John Riley added a nice 33 but little else shone apart from a nice 14 by Tom Rydon. A well fought 174, surely defendable?? The game was tight: wickets were hard to come by. Paul got the initial breakthrough, but then Phil and Rob bowled really well – and with the game so fascinatingly poised, the skipper was disinclined to take his foot off the neck of the batting side. Wickets were coming steadily, but a good 6th wicket stand was crucial to Bolney. Two late wickets brought fresh hope, and it was a great finish; TWCC standing round the bat, pressure on, but Bolney had enough overs in hand (a total of 46 available) while Twineham had been all out 8 minutes before their time and therefore only batted for 37 overs. So Bolney squeezed home in a good exciting game. (I seem to remember this game with less fondness, suffering a broken toe...ed.)
TWCC won the toss and elected to bat.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Bld A Bennett 18; J Trollope Ct S Bowles, Bld J Bowles 14; A Rydon Ct S Bowles Bld J Bowles 0; R Rydon Ct Tyler Bld A Bennett 54; J Riley Ct D Tyler Bld N Ridgway 33; R Brock Bld A Benett 0; E Bunn LBW A Bennett 0; T Rydon Ct J Moore Bld Adby 14; J Simon Bld A Bennett 10; D Rogers Ct A Bennett Bld Adby 3; P Steinke not out ? TOTAL 174 all out (37.3 overs).
Fall: 33-1, 38-3, 50-2, 131-4, 147-6, 147-5, 147-7, 163-9, 173-8, 174-10
Bolney Bowling: A Bennett 19-8-57-5; J Bowles 7-0-36-2; M Madden 5-0-35-0; J Collins 2-0-22-0; N Ridgway 3-1-13-1; S Adby 1.3-0-2-2.
Bolney Innings: J Moore Ct A Rydon Bld P Steinke 22; D Tyler Bld P Hunter 6; S Broster Bld P Steinke 31; S Bowles Ct A Rydon Bld R Rydon 10; S Adby Bld R Rydon 0; J Collins Bowled R Rydon 18; N Ridgway Bld P Steinke 60; A Bennett not out 31; M Madden run out 0; J Bowles not out 0; TOTAL 177-8.
TWCC Bowling: P Hunter 11-1-37-1; P Steinke 22.5-7-56-3; R Rydon 12-1-56-3.
Bolney won by 2 wickets
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Parham Park v TWCC June 2nd 2013
TWCC vs Parham Park, 2nd June 2013
A controversial decision to bat first by the skipper after winning the toss - based on a strong batting line up and a belief that if we could get early breakthroughs in the Parham batting order, we could bowl them out! Hmmmm…. Our strong batting line up then displayed its strength; 7 batsmen got in - but also its frailty: none went on to make a big score. Parham did have an excellent opening bowler who seemed to get faster as the afternoon went on, and he bowled for most of it! A good, if slow start, from Paul and James was thrown away by disappointing middle order performances before Edward and Matt Steinke dragged us back to a respectable 139 all out. Unfortunately the hoped for early breakthrough never happened: instead there was a late breakthrough, just one more after that, both thanks to fine bowling by Matt who had an excellent game: and then a series of fine hits and balls not going to fielders – and the ongoing problem this season, injuries. Phil completed just one over, we had a long line up of people wanting to field in the slips…. it was one of those days: probably the wrong call to bat first, but a nice day out in the country.
TWCC won the toss and decided to bat. By "TWCC" I mean Richard.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Ct Wales Bld Trott 18; J Trollope Ct WK Bld Trott 23; T Pearce Bld Trott 0; J Riley Ct, Bld Huffer 10; S Rogers run Out 17; J Simon Bld Trott 0; R Brock Bldd Jones 19; E Bunn not out 18; M Steinke Ct Robinson Bld Mitchell 15;P Steinke run out 2. TOTAL 139 all out (45 overs).
DNS (show!) M Pearce
Fall: 43-1, 47-3, 54-2, 60-4, 62-6, 97-5, 103-7, 137-9, 139-10
Parham Bowling: S Trott 16-3-26-4; B Meaden 9-4-23-0; B Huffer 5-1-12-1; S Fraser 8-2-18-0; N Jones 6-0-21-1; J Mitchell 3-0-19-1.
Parham Park Innings: Vander LBW Bld M Steinke 22; Robinson Bldd M Steinke 44; Nettleton nut out 45; Huffer not out 14. TOTAL 143-2
TWCC Bowling: J Simon 6-1-19-0; P Steinke 1-0-4-0; M Steinke 11-2-38-2; P Hunter 4-0-19-0; J Trollope 2-0-20-0; T Pearce 2-0-14-0; J Riley 2-0-17-0.
Parham won by 8 wickets
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TWCC v London Unity June 16th
Perhaps we should start off with the injury list: or maybe not because that would be too depressing. Safe to say it left us without Phil and Tony unable to run: throw in a bit of Father’s Day and we were a newish line up. It was welcome to Bob Gates, welcome back to Jonathan Bodansky and George for the first time this season. Matt S bowled well but unluckily as Unity started very slowly. Newboy Bob got a couple of vital early breakthroughs and with an hour gone, Unity had scored barely beyond 30. Matt Brock and Jonathan kept the pressure on and the wickets coming: 3 wickets for Matt. But despite all this we couldn’t quite bowl them out and by the end they’d reached a respectable 142-9. Very gettable. A tea of finger rolls from the skipper went down spectacularly badly (well, they had to be used, they were already a day old from the previous night’s BBQ), but spirits were high that a victory was nigh. Unfortunately nobody had told James who made just 6 from an otherwise revitalised season. And it went downhill from there! No scores of real note until we persuaded Tony to go in at 8 with a runner. He scored 27 and saw out enough overs to allow Jonathan – with a feisty 15 – and Matt S to hang on for a poor draw.
London Unity won the toss and elected to bat
J Driver: Ct M Brock Bld Gates 10: Burke LBW Bld M Steinke 12; Cockburn Ct Trollope Bld Bodansky 2; M Driver Ct M Steinke Bld M Brock 8; Roberts Bld M Brock 14; Wilks Ct Gates Bld M Brock 5; Murray Ct R Brock Bld Gates 15; Williams Bld Gates 22; Columbine not out 5; Clarke not out 1. TOTAL 142-9.
Fall: 24, 26, 37, 37, 84, 95, 99, 123, 139
M Steinke: 9-5-13-0; B Gates 9-0-32-3; J Bodansky 5-1-8-1; M Brock 11-0-54-3; J Trollope 5-0-21-1; M Pearce 1-0-12-0.
TWCC Batting: J Trollope Ct, Bld Driver 6; R Brock Ct, Bld M Driver 12; M Pearce Ct, Bld Driver 8; G Hunter Ct, Bld Driver 0; B Gates Ct, Bld Colombine 8; E Bunn Bld Roberts 1; J Bodansky not out 15; T Pearce Bld Roberts 27; M Steinke not out 0. TOTAL 83-7
DNB: D Rogers, M Brock
Bowling: Columbine 9-0-25-1; J Driver 10-0-9-3; T Roberts 9-2-26-2; M Driver 7-1-16-1; Wilkes 2-1-1-0; Williams 2-1-2-0; Clarke 1-1-0-0.
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TWCC v Headliners June 23rd
The entry for this game comes with just the bare facts, and not all of them.
Not sure who won the toss.
P Hunter Bld Holden 75; D Rogers Bld Richie 6; Rob Rydon Ct, Bld Neale 25; J Trollope run out 13; J Rowland not out 62; S Rogers not out 20. TOTAL 210-4.
DNB: J Riley, R Rydon, A Fiedosiuk, D Jones, P Steinke.
Proctor 7-0-13-0; Carter 5-2-18-0; Richie 7-0-55-1; Pharek 2-0-19-0; Neale 7-1-40-1; Holden 4-0-36-1; Parkinson 3-0-27-0.
Barnett Ct S Rogers Bld P Steinke 5; Collins Ct Gates Bld D Jones 37; Holden not out 51; Neale ct R Rydon Bld Jones 3; Norbury LBW Bld Jones 0; Warlow Ct Trollope Bld P Hunter 2; Pareky run out 4; Ritchie Ct P Steinke Bld Jones 1; Proctor Bld Riley 1; Carter LBW Bld Riley 2; Parkinson Bld Hunter 8. TOTAL 127 ALL OUT
TWCC Bowling: B Gates 5-1-16-0; P Steinke 7-2-12-1; A Fiedosiuk 3-0-28-0; R Rydon 5-0-12-0; D Jones 7-0-28-4; P Hunter 4.4-0-19-2; J Riley 2-0-1—2.
TWCC WIN BY 83 RUNS
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Poynings v TWCC June 30th
No write up, presumably Richard not involved as Edward bowled.
POYNINGS INNINGS: Z Donovan LBW Bld D Jones 57; S Jenner LBW Bld Bodansky 1; A Edwards Ct, Bld Bodansky 1; A Barnes not out 78; M Cutress Ct W Brookes (sub) Bld Bunn 66; GWT Bld Bunn 3; W Brookes not out 19; A Brennan Bld Bunn 0.
TOTAL 250-6. DNB A Brookes
TWCC BOWLING: M Steinke 7-1-32-0; J Bodansky 8-1-36-2; J Trollope 2-0-20-0; P Steinke8=0=30-0; D Jones 8-0-74-1; J Riley 2-0-15-0.
TWCC INNINGS: J Trollope Ct W Taylor Bld Edwards 146; S Rogers LBW Bld Zanovan 8; J Riley Bld Zanovan 5; J Bodansky Ct WK Bld M Cuttress 6; M Steinke not out 43; D Rogers not out 0.
TOTAL 226-5. DNB: P Steinke, D Jones.
Fall: 25-2, 54-3, 77-4, 82-5, 225-1.
POYNINGS BOWLING: Edwards 8-0-57-1; Zanovan 8-2-21-2; M Cutress 8-2-13-2; M Prodger 8-0-39-0; S Jenner 3-0-37-0; Wallace-Taylor 4-0-27-0; Brennan 1-0-24-0 .
POYNINGS WON 40 0VERS MATCH BY 24 RUNS
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TWCC Tour 5th, 6th, 7th July
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NEW ALRESFORD, HAMPSHIRE: 5-6-7 JULY 2013
In keeping with our recent policy of touring close to home, Hampshire was to be our venue: we were ten: five boys: Mikey, Matt Edwards, Joe, Alex and Matt Brock – and five old gits: Richard, Steve, Tony, Phil and Edward. We met at the Swan Hotel in New Alresford, on a beautiful afternoon: beers were taken before the game and a new system of batting selection was opted for for the 20/20: all the names were put in a glass and the names pulled out in batting order. Tichborne Park was the venue: beautiful and huge ground, with covers! We were the walking wounded even before the match: the queue for the behind the bat positions started with Edward (weight), and went on to Tony (hamstring), Joe (knee), Phil (age), Mikey (laziness). Tichborne lost the toss but Richard asked them to bat: for a small club they have a remarkable selection to choose from including a very strong league first team, two other teams and a women’s and youth section. Three of their team came from their women’s section of which more later. The skipper was swayed by his vice captain’s advice to take out the slips, who were in for the first two balls, and opt to save runs because it was clear Tichborne were on the attack. Balls 4 and 5 from Matthew’s opening over then flew into the vacant slip area! The batsman who benefitted went on to make 64 and dominate the innings. Phil bowled nicely for a couple of wickets, Richard was on a hatrick, and a couple of wickets for `Stan` Bunn saw them reach 150 for the loss of 7 wickets. The uniquely chosen batting order had put the 3 party animals in at 1, 2 and 3. Matt survived 2 balls, Mikey was out first ball: whilst Joe made it to the second over before being bowled by the first ball from one of Richborne’s women cricketers! Only the second such TWCC cricketer in history to be out to a woman, and the first ever to be clean bowled (the other was Tony Pearce, but he was caught). Tony and Steve then made unbelievably hard work of more bowling from 2 other women and the odd guy, each reaching 43 off endless overs, before allowing Phil a bit of a thrash: he and Alex saw us home on 100-6: but in a 20/20 match that’s a loss.
So it was a swift drink at the clubhouse: and rushing back to the hotel in time for supper before the 10pm deadline: we cleared them out of ribeyes! Some of the rest of the evening falls into the `what goes on tour, stays on tour` category - suffice to say the boys fell out and Mikey got told off by his dad. And so it was, a relatively early night, ready for a big day ahead.
The breakfast was a delight: a very full, full English setting up a morning’s beer and rugby at South Winchester golf club, where Steve had booked us front row seats for the Lions match. Bookmaker Pearce offered the odds: and as the Lions swept Australia aside, the Brocks took Tony for a few quid and Alex won the score forecast. We decided to hire buggies to help us round the course on a sweltering afternoon: but the round still took 5 and a half hours. Matthew destroyed a rubbish bin and the side of another buggie with his driving. The boys and Phil walked it: Joe joined Richard and Matthew’s buggy, so Richard hung off the side: only to get thrown off as Matthew slammed on the brakes: very funny!!!! We arrived back to see a grotesque sight: an over 60s masked ball at the golf club: with one wrinklie in a cat mask approaching men with and saying `meow`! We could not get out of there fast enough.
That evening, the boys left in a cab for the delights of Winchester, on its busiest night of the year, a music weekend festival. The rest of us went for a curry to the local Bangladeshi restaurant: which was delicious. Then Tony, Steve, Matthew and Richard headed into Winchester to join the boys. At the end of an eventful evening, we met up with four street pastors, who forgave us all our sins and got back to the hotel in the early hours.
Sunday started with another fantastic breakfast: then it was on to tennis. Four teams: and the winners, in a 3 way tie, Joe and Matt, the Pearces and the Brocks! Edward went to catch a train but it didn’t turn up, or it left early or something like that.
And so it was onto the cricket: after checking out of the hotel which provided great service and good value, we were on our way to Fair Oak, north of Eastleigh. We were lucky the team was still there: they thought the game was due to start at 1pm, whereas we turned up for a 2pm start. Anyway, it was another huge ground: you could barely see the pitch from the boundary: and more covers. Another club with a number of teams: but a nice bunch as it turned out, very friendly and welcoming. Richard won the toss and was encouraged, strongly, by the team to bat on a baking afternoon. Mikey and Steve opened and Mikey was immediately in great form, stroking balls to the boundary with aplomb. The next four batsmen, Tony, Richard, Matt and Edward (golden duck) added very little: it was left to Joe and Phil to add a bit of respectability to supplement Mikey’s magnificent 64. They let Edward back for a second go because we only had 10: and he did better! We made it to 140 all out, in the 38th over of a 40 over match.
A very pleasant tea in a pristeen new clubhouse was followed by some very solid batting from Fair Oak. But we fought hard, and though some of the fielding was – frankly – ludicrously poor with fielders letting the ball run away before thinking about running after it; Phil took 3 quick wickets to bring us within reach of bowling them out. Unfortunately we simply didn’t have enough runs on the board and they reached their target in the 25th over, with 3 wickets in hand. But it did feel close from 125 onwards. Tony bowled a good spell: and Joe picked up his first TWCC wicket to get us closer still. Highlights: apart from Mikey’s batting, which was full of style: Tony’s catch at gulley which defied age and injury as he sprung to pluck it from the air one handed. Also their batsmen who took advantage of the aforementioned fielding, and ran six runs whilst we sauntered to retrieve a ball in the vast outfield: only to discover it had just about crossed the boundary! No credit to us but it was very funny. And Phil’s hatrick ball: which was close, but wasn’t quite.
After a welcome pint in the local pub with the opposition, we headed for home: reaching Sussex at about the same time as we’d normally finish at Twineham. It was a great tour, eventful, some of which can’t be mentioned in a tour report, but a great TWCC tour, and our thanks go to Steve for organising it.
SCORECARD TWCC V FAIR OAK
TWCC won the toss and batted
TWCC Innings: M Pearce Ct, Bld Rennison 64; S Rogers Bld J Salmon 6; T Pearce Ct, Bld Salmon 4; R Brock Bowled Salmon 0; M Edwards LBW Bld Scutts 9; E Bunn Bld (1st ball) 0; J Panther Bld White 19; A Rogers Stumped, Bld Scutts 1; P Steinke Ct, Bld Salmon 17; M Brock Ct, Bld White 4; E Bunn not out 12.
TOTAL 140 ALL OUT (38 OVERS)
Fair Oak Bowling: M Hunt 6-0-20-0; Plowman 5-1-26-0; White 4-0-23-0; Salmon 6-1-10-4; Bass 4-0-19-0; Scutts 7-1-18-3; Hide 3-2-2-0; Rennison 2-0-5-1; S White 3-0-18-2.
Fair Oak Innings: Hyde Bld Edwards 16; Showgrave Ct T Pearce, Bld M Brock 9; J Bass Bld Phil Steinke 35; A Bass Ct M Pearce, Bld T Pearce 41; R Goodyear Ct Edwards Bld P Steinke 15; J Salmon not out 18; M Hunt Bowled (?)Steinke 0; J Plowman Ct M Brock Bld J Panther 4.
TWCC Bowling: M Brock 6-1-47-1; M Edwards 5-1-27-1; M Pearce 1-0-12-0;P Steinke 7-1-34-3; T Pearce 6-1-19-1; J Panther .3-0-3-1
Fair Oak won by 3 wickets
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TWCC v Staplefield July 14th
As the summer set in, Staplefield were the visitors to our humble abode. They seemed to like it too: they took root at our wicket and moved in, whilst not moving on. The two Matts kept `James E and Asbo` nice and quiet and took the openers – a father catching for son for Matt B. Jim and Phil then took over bowling at `Jools and Shrubby` and still the pace was slow – really slow – and to cut a long story short, two and a half hours later and with the help of `Jon, Ant and Dom` they had reached 104 for 8 wickets. Tea was a joyful occasion, spirits bright, we could almost taste victory.
However – soon we were to choke. None of the first 5 made it to double figures and at 38-5, we were in big trouble. However, Steve came to our rescue with a battling 41: and with Edward also making useful runs, they delivered us to the brink of victory: 89-6. What could possibly go wrong….Well in a word: everything. Loss of nerve affected Jim, and far more culpably the skipper, who was guiding us home and advising first Phil and then Matthew not to hit out, keep calm and pick off singles – when he had a terrible swipe, two runs from victory and an inspired catch was taken by a delighted Staplefield fielder. It was a great game but a gutting defeat. We’d been ASBO’
No Scorecard avaialable. I wonder why?
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TWCC v Wisley July 21st
A joy to welcome our old friends from Wisley: on a hot and sunny afternoon in Twineham. Wisley won the toss and opted to bowl and it was the legendary opening partnership of Dave and James to start off for us. Dave backed out early to make way for two fine stands: one between James and Jonathan R, and then Jonathan took it on with John Riley. Edward and Matt S joined in the runfest as we powered our way to 235-5. Wisley were struggling. Put in the field, wickets were hard to come by: Matt and Matt worked hard for just one wicket. Phil and Tom each bagged one but it was James and Jonathan B who each took a pair who opened the prospect of victory. But the ten men of Wisley held out and so we went to the pub and drank beer.
TWCC INNINGS: J Trollope Ct ??? Bld Newman 53; D Rogers Ct Newman Bld Crispin 6; J Rowland ct wkt Bld J Richards 72; J Riley Ct Crispian Bld Crispin 44; M Steinke Not out 15; E Bunn not out 28.
TOTAL 225-5 (41 overs).
DNB: T Rydon, J Bodansky, M Brock, P Steinke, R Brock, P Steinke, D Jones.
Fall: 32-2, 78-1, 147-3, 172-5, 235-4.
Wisley Bowling: J Richards 11-3-23-1; Crispin 10-2-42-2; O Richards 5-1-32-0; T Richards 6-0-46-0; Newman 3-0-34-1; Kerigan 6-0-42-0.
Wisley Innings: Kerrigan Ct Rowland Bld M Brock 9; T Richards Ct J Rowland Bld T Rydon 54; McCarty Ct M Steinke bld Trollope 34; J Snelling Bld P Steinke 6; Newman Bld J Bodansky 13; Leggett Hit Wicket Bld Bodansky 4; O Richards not out 16; K Adanki St Riley Bld Trollope 9.
TWCC BOWLING: M Brock 12-1-36-1; M Steinke 7-1-33-0; P Steinke 5-1-14-1; T Rydon 3-0-14-1; E Bunn 2-0-10-0; Trollope 7-1-23-2; J Bodansky 4-0-30-2.
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TWCC v Henfield July 28th
Grim forebodings swept the county as Henfield’s visit to TWCC approached. A friend of a son’s mate who went to Hurst told his teacher’s colleague who mentioned something that was overheard in the courtyard and made its way to Phil that Henfield were coming to avenge last year’s batting festival. They started off well: they won the toss! After a slow start, when they were kept in check brilliantly by Paul and Matthew, and Paul it was who scythed through the top of the batting with 3 wickets, backed up with fine catching. Phil took 3 more: it was carnage: and Mikey came to the party later with a couple of wickets too. But M Rutherford made a half century setting up a reasonable total of 144 all out on the stroke of tea. It was very gettable, but the good start never happen as Steve was bowled for just 2. However then a great stand of 68 between Paul - having an outstanding game - (33) and Tony (32) took us halfway home. But then the rot set in: aided it must be said by excellent tight bowling. So the next big stand didn’t happen. The middle order all found their feet then lost their wickets. Before we knew it the chase for glory turned into a fight for survival. When Matthew was out, we were 20 runs short against still good bowling. Their last bowlers figures of 9-4-7-1 showed that our efforts to win simply ground to a halt: and then our attempt to shut up shop lasted two and a half overs: 3 balls from the end, when Phil inexplicably left a ball to allow it to hit the middle stump unhindered. The match was lost, our 12 months of glory disappeared and we were continuing our run of despair in 2013.
Henfield won the toss and elected to bat
HENFIELD INNINGS: A White Bld P Hunter 11; C Griffiths Ct S Rogers Bld P Hunter 0; B Mercer Ct P Hunter Bld P Steinke 13; F Stanley Bld P Hunter 1; P Pheasant Ct T Pearce Bld P Steinke 10; M Rutherford not out 53; S Welby Ct J Riley Bld M Pearce 4; M Colgatge Bld P Steinke 3; M Pye Run out 5; S Griffiths Run out 1; W Lees Ct R Brock Bld M Brock 22.
TOTAL 144 ALL OUT (43.2 OVERS).
TWCC BOWLING: M Brock 8-3-19-1; P Hunter 6-1-14-3; P Steinke 10-3-22-3; R Brock 8-0-30-0; M Pearce 5-0-31-2; J Trollope 4-0-21-0.
TWCC INNINGS: P Hunter Ct ?? Bld Pye 33; S Rogers Bld Griffiths 2; T Pearce Bld Pye 32; G Hunter Bld Rutherford 3; J Trollope Bld Pye 8; J Riley LBW Bld Lees 12; J Rowland Ct ?? Bld Pheasant 11; M Pearce Ct ??? Bld Pheasant 11; M Brock Ct Wkt Bld Pheasant 0; P Steinke Bled Pheasant 3; R Brock not out 2.
TOTAL 131 ALL OUT
Fall: 7-2, 75-3, 81-1, 82-4, 104-5, 104-6, 123-8, 123-9, 131-10
HENFIELD BOWLING: Pheasant 11-2-33-4; Griffiths 4-0-29-1; Colgate 2-0-10-0; Pye 8-1-28-3; Rutherford 3-0-19-1; Lees 9-4-7-1.
TWCC lost by 13 runs
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Warnham v TWCC August 4th
It is a regrettable fact that some matches this season have suffered from a rather brief write up: brought on by the sloth of the matchday reporter, leaving the match reports to pile up for weeks. This however is an exception: mainly because the author remembers the match rather well! We pulled together 9 men for a match against Warnham – new opponents – and in view of our numbers, we agreed on 35 overs per side. The skipper won the toss and elected to bat on a beautiful day, at a lovely ground surrounded by trees and a good outfield. Richard pushed himself up to open with Paul: and against good accurate bowling Paul bowed out on 3. Tony came in and continued his somewhat mediocre mid-season form (by his own extraordinarily high standards) before Steve joined Richard and took the score into 3 figures. Richard got his first 50 in many seasons and finally bowed out on 76, his highest score for the club, in 25 years!!! It was – by any standards – an excellent innings with 9 fours and he could have gone on to achieve….well – he didn’t! Steve and Matt Edwards took things on and we finished on a creditable 157-6. Warnham are a good team and their openers powered to 50 before Phil broke the partnership. Their number 3 – D Smith – was a batsman of some quality. He made an easy 50 before retiring. Matthew Brock and Matt Edwards both bowled with some ferocity on a good wicket. We were behind the rate but not that far. The skipper, relishing the day, came on and took a wicket with his first ball and then a good catch from his son. Matt E mopped up another at which point the retired no 3 returned and saw them home. It was an excellent game, good sporting opponents who gave us a fielder throughout and in the end only a narrow victory for Warnham.
TWCC INNINGS: P Hunter Bld J Dear 3; R Brock Bld J Dear 76; T Pearce Ct Parker Bld D Smith 15; S Rogers not out 24; G Hunter Bld J Dear 0; M Edwards Bld S Collins 12; M Brock not out 0.
DNB D Rogers, P Steinke
TOTAL 157-5 (35 overs)
Fall: 18-1, 71-3, 126-2, 132-5, 157-6,
Warnham Bowling: J Dear 10-1-26-3; M Dear 4-0-23-0; D Smith 7-1-21-1; T Tarrant 4-0-24-0; M George 4-0-14-0; M Dear 3-0-19-2; Collins 3-0-19-2
WARNHAM INNINGS: M Parker Bld R Brock 54; S Collins St S Rogers Bld P Steinke 17; D Smith not out 51; Bailey Ct R Brock Bld M Brock 0; G May Ct G Hunter Bld R Brock 18; H Dear Ct E Bunn Bld M Brock 1; Matt G Bld M Edwards 0; I Javiant not out 6.
TOTAL 161 -6 (33 OVERS)
TWCC BOWLING: M Brock 8-1-27-2; P Hunter 3-0-26-0; M Pearce 5-1-13-0; P Steinke 7-1-17-1; M Edwards 6-0-30-1; R Brock 3-1-18-2; D Rogers 1-0-2-0
TWCC lost by 4 wickets
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TWCC v Warninglid August 25th
After a gap of 2 weeks: once when we couldn’t raise a team, once when we couldn’t find opposition: we welcomed Warninglid to our humble abode. And this was a great game: a strong opposition, in batting and in the field, a really hard competitive match but played in a great spirit. And it was a very youthful TWCC team: a joy for the captain who suddenly had young cricketers able to run after the ball, full of vigour and energy. Warninglid started well, strong attacking batsmen, giving the young openers Matt E and Tom good competition. But dad knows best: and Rob came on to get a wicket with his first ball, well taken at fly slip by Matt E. But still the resistance continued. We thought we had it when Dave Jones took a stunning catch off Matt Brock, but it was a no-ball! Hard to tell who was most disappointed, bowler or catcher. But Dave was not to be denied. Brought on he showed he was every bit the match of Rob as he took a wicket with his first ball: courtesy of Rob’s catch. And the unbeatable combination of Jones/Rydon gave him his second wicket, as TWCC made inroads into Warninglid’s batsmen. But still they came, good bats all. Two wickets from Tom – finding his feet after a slippery opening spell - helped but still they powered their way to 194-6. The tea was something to behold. The Rydon family pulled out all the stops and most of the fruit in Mid Sussex to produce a show-stopper, without doubt the season’s best, setting new standards for teas yet to come. The Red Arrows flypast missed tea by minutes, but the thought was there! Clearly 194 would be a difficult target. Richard put himself in to open with James, and it paid off: keeping up with the rate and a stand of 44 before James lofted one on 29. Tony also lost his head on just 17: so it was left to Rob to come in and push on as Richard put down anchor and eventually bowed out on 28. So as the family watched (having done the washing up), Rob and young Alex piled on the runs, taking us to within 38 runs of victory. Rob was then caught but Alex played a blindingly mature innings and with good support from Matt E saw us home on a day of almost 400 runs in beautiful weather: a really good victory against a competitive but very sporting side. A really good day’s cricket, and at last, TWCC back on the winning side.
WARNINGLID INNINGS: A Vaughan Ct M Edwards Bld R Rydon 19; J Reilly Ct M Pearce Bld R Brock 63; M Nastys Ct R Rydon Bld D Jones 24; C VaughanCt R Rydon Bld D Jones 5; D Tingley Ct M Pearce Bld T Rydon 24; M Cocker Bld T Rydon 1; A Parsons not out 16; E Patton not out 4.
Fall: 45-1, 88-3, 109-4, 156-5, rest not noted…..
TWCC BOWLING: M Edwards 5-0-22-0; T Rydon 7-0-35-2; P Steinke 5-0-25-0; R Rydon 6-1-15-1; M Brock 6-1-22-0; D Jones 4-0-29-2; R Brock 4-0-30-1
TWCCINNINGS: J Trollope Ct Hopkins Bld J Patton 29; R Brock Ct Nastys Bld E Patton 28; T Pearce Ct Acton Bld E Patton 17; R Rydon Ct E Patton Bld D Tingley 56; A Rydon Not out 39; M Pearce Bld Pratt 1; M Edwards not out 6.
TOTAL 197-5 (37.4 OVERS)
Fall: 43-1, 75-3, 109-2, 157-4, 165-6
WARNINGLID BOWLING: C Pratt 10.4-0-46-1; J Acton 9-0-25-1; T Hopkinson 6-0-38-0; E Patton 6-0-37-2; D Tingley 3-0-24-1; H Cocker 4-0-24-0
TWCC won by 5 wickets
And, remarkably, that was it for 2013 - rain and cancellations put paid to the season! Roll on 2014
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TWCC 2012 Season
TWCC v Moulsecoomb Wanderers May 20th 2012
Welcome to a new season: and at last we’re under way after 3 weeks of disastrous weather. The outfield bore witness to the torrential downpours: it was cut but cut long and piles of grass were everywhere. But it was dry and that’s the main thing. Those of sound memory will recall that last year’s home match with Moulsecoomb turned in almost 500 runs. No chance of that this year with the silage piled up on the outfield. Richard won the season’s first toss and elected to bowl: a canny combination of hoping the outfield would continue to dry, hoping to use the cloud cover for the bowlers and forgetting what he usually did after winning the toss last season. So Matt led the way from the Downs end and Jim at the Pavilion end. But wickets were not easy to come by, any more than were runs. The openers batted well, thwarted by the long outfield and thus restricted to below 60 in the first hour. In that time Jim made the only breakthrough; a catch taken by Matt at short square leg. Matt himself missed a hard caught and bowled, and it took Paul to show him how to do it as he came on and snapped up the other opener. Still Moulsecoomb batted well, with great solidity, but suffering a dearth of boundaries because the ball simply didn’t reach as it ploughed through the long grass. Richard took the only other wicket to fall and Moulsecoomb’s total of 142 actually represented something close to 200 in normal conditions. So a good score on which to ponder as we enjoyed the tea Moulsecoomb themselves provided, left over from their Saturday team’s abandoned match.
Paul and James opened up for us: briefly. James’s innings lasted 4 balls when he was given LBW to the pacey Ganesh, coming in from the Downs End. But Paul and Tony then put together a useful stand of 53 before Paul was bowled. Edward didn’t hang around, he scored 3, when Richard went in to witness Tony’s gay abandon, knocking sixes over into the cow field. He can’t say he wasn’t warned: another big shot was dropped on the boundary, but he proceeded to hoik yet another in the same direction and this time the fielder held onto it. So 56 for 4, and a few concerned looks crossed Twineham faces. But Andrew, Jim’s brother-in-law who flew 30 hours from Australia just to make this match, was pushed up the order to help him stay awake, and he dug in with Richard to push the score along. Between them they had at least 6 catches dropped but they continued to prod and push and added 51 for the 5th wicket, before Andrew departed on 137, with TWCC just 6 runs short of victory. And six wickets in hand. So no worries there then…..Erm. Well actually…… Moulsecoomb brought back Ganesh and, including Andrew’s wicket, he took 3 wickets in 3 overs for just 1 run – and even that was a wide. Those to fall were Sam Trench, a friend of Sam Simon’s who had earlier showed remarkable prowess in the field, and Matthew who had earlier bowled well. But neither could stand up to Mr Ganesh and In the midst of the carnage Richard also was finally caught and Jim followed him as Sherwin at the other end posted two wicket maidens. We were down to our last pair: and one of those was Matt who had strained his back bowling. But having wisely been refused permission to go home, and instead being introduced to the healing properties of Deep Heat, he was shoved out to do his best. Moulsecoomb were now alive with self-belief: four runs to get, and the previous five wickets had gone for just 2 runs. TWCC were on 139 for 9 with Matt and Honse needing to save the day. It was a collapse worthy of `the good old days` but thankfully Honse added a single and Matt had enough movement restored to divert the ball to leg for a single and then the precious final two runs. The whoops that went up from the pavilion told the story: the great escape from an immensely large self-dug hole.
TWCC won the toss and bowled
Moulsecoomb Innings: M Hunton C&B P Hunter 37; C Pullen Ct M Steinke Bld J Simon 20; K Radnall not out 34; D Sherwin Bld R Brock 20; P Longman not out 16.
TOTAL 142-3 41 overs
TWCC Bowling: M Steinke 8-1-20-0; J Simon 9-1-31-1; P Hunter 6-0-20-1; M Brock 7-0-24-0; H Karvay 4-1-12-0; R Brock 4-1-13-1; A Smerdon 3-0-21-0.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Bld Radmore 20; J Trollope LBW B Ganesh 0; T Pearce Ct, Bld Bowen 53; E Bunn Ct, Bld Bowen 3; R Brock Ct Longman Bld Sherwin 22; A Smerdon Ct Gibson, Bld Ganesh 20; S Trench Ct Hunton Bld Ganesh 0; J Simon Bld Sherwin 0; H Karvay not out 1; M Brock Bld Ganesh 0; M Steinke not out 3.
Total 143-9 35.3 overs.
Fall: 1-1, 54-2, 86-3, 86-3, 137-6, 137-5, 138-8, 138-10.
TWCC won by 1 wkt.
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Bolney CC v TWCC May 27th 2012
A beautiful, sunny, energy-sapping afternoon beckoned as we arrived at Bolney: thus the temptation was to bat first and leave the running to our hosts, who appeared to have a few younger players in their ranks. And as the coin fell favourably and glistened on the straw coloured pitch, such temptation was mighty appealing to the skipper who is not averse to enjoying the luxuries provided by Bolney, which include two match umpires and scorers, and thus the opportunity to simply chat and watch the cricket! But the call of duty over-rode these frivolous distractions: we bowl well and chase well. Thus TWCC applied the sun cream and took to the field. Ten men, with our eleventh, Rob, held up by some half an hour by a fracas at the golf club. Matt and Jim opened the bowling and in that first 55 minutes they effectively won us the match. They didn’t get a wicket: but the stranglehold they applied through excellence in line and length was such that at the end of their 17 overs, with almost an hour gone of the two and a half hour innings, Bolney were 32-0. Backed up by fine fielding, Dave Rogers in particular constantly cutting out singles to square leg, the miserly pair conceded just 3 fours. If Bolney hoped to take advantage of our first change bowling attack they were in for a disappointment: Rob had arrived and set about his work bowling downhill and took a wicket with his second ball. Two more followed in his spell and Bolney failed to make up the lost ground, with Rob and Richard also keeping things tight. James was brought on and carved open the lower middle order with his off spin, taking four wickets in four overs including two clean bowled, a sharp stumping by Steve and an LBW. And with Honse also keeping a tight line, time ran out for Bolney with 8 wickets down and just 107 on the board.
So Bolney’s excellent tea tasted even better and was certainly well deserved, especially because most of the fielding had been done by ten men: Rob’s arrival had been followed swiftly by Paul’s departure from the field, a pulled calf muscle caused by chasing a ball: this from our cycling friend who has, quote; "never been fitter!" So Paul was put at number 11 with Steve and James opening. James' innings was an improvement on last week when he was LBW for 0. This week he was LBW for 2, but his contribution to the match had already been crucial with his 4 wickets. George Hunter was next in and the fun began, with George not the sort of lad to hang around aimlessly. His first shot took an edge and sky rocketed straight up, and was dropped. He followed this with two big fours and a huge 6 - swatted over fine leg from well above his head - before finally being caught on 19, with TWCC already on 49. Dave came and went with the score still on 49, but Rob, and soon Edward, steered us home safely in the 18th over with 6 wickets in hand. The Harveys best at the Eight Bells tasted mighty fine after an impressive win.
TWCC won the toss and opted to bowl
Bolney Innings: J Moore Bld J Trollope 39; D Tyler LBW Bld R Rydon 9; S Bowles Ct S Rogers Bld R Rydon 17; N Ridgway Bld R Rydon 0; M Swaine Bld R Brock 2; J Little St S Rogers Bld J Trollope 16; B Griffin not out 10; D Flower LBW Bld J Trollope 0; J Little Bld J Trollope 4; M Madden not out 0. TOTAL 107-8, 41 overs.
TWCC Bowling: M Steinke 9-1-13-0; J Simon 8-2-18-0; R Brock 8-0-27-1; R Rydon 8-2-21-3; J Trollope 4-0-6-4; H Karvay 4-0-15-0.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope LBW Bld M Madden 0; S Rogers Ct J Flower Bld J Little 19; G Hunter Ct M Swaine Bld M Maddden 19; D Rogers LBW Bld D Flower 0; R Rydon not out 30; E Bunn not out 19. TOTAL 108-4, 17.5 overs. DNB: J Simon, M Steinke, H Karvay, R Brock, P Hunter.
Bolney Bowling: D Flower 4-0-18-0; M Madden 5-0-34-2; Jake Little 5-0-18-1; Josh Little 3.5-0-31-1.
Fall: 16-1, 49-3, 49-4, 76-2.
TWCC win by 6 wickets.
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Parham Park v TWCC June 3rd 2012
Diamond Jubilee Sunday: and whilst millions thronged to line the Thames to see the Royal flotilla in pouring rain, little were they to know where the true excitement lay: forty miles to the South at Parham Park. Bypassed by the rainclouds, with occasional outbreaks of sunshine, it was a game that would ebb and sway more than any of the hundreds of boats taking the Royal salute. The pitch was green, damp and definitely one on which to have a bowl. We ("We?" Ed.) lost the toss and sure enough we were put in: and Steve and James looked solid enough for the first six overs against two bowlers with good pace: but runs were clearly going to be hard to come by. Ground shots pulled up indecently short of the boundary: indeed only 3 of our players were destined to reach the rope. Steve’s departure, clean bowled by S Huffer for 6, was the start of an unhappily frequent early procession back to the pavilion. He was followed by Tony, caught and bowled for just 6, playing through early as the ball held up. 16-2. James followed one run later, another early season LBW for him and when young Alexander Rydon’s impressive defence was undone by the same bowler, we were 22-4 and the first hour was almost up. Honse’s stout rearguard lasted 26 balls, but it offered neither a run nor eventually sufficient defence to prevent Mr Huffer taking his 5th wicket, with the score on 28. Edward and Jim succeeded in making some progress: indeed Jim’s ten (plus a leg bye) in one over added 25% to our score, rocketing us from 31 to 42 at the end of the 24th over! Back at the pavilion, the order was rapidly being changed: Rob, nestling anonymously at ten, was shoved up to go in at 8, and he took over when Jim was caught and bowled to the slow spin of Jones for 13. The following five dot balls were really the last that Parham will have enjoyed of their bowling. In the remaining 18 overs of the innings Rob cut loose, superbly controlled but determinedly fierce and intent on getting us out of our mess. Which he did. Edward stayed with him for a stand of 53, Dave Rogers played an invaluable role holding up one end for a stand of 48: and it was nice that for the last over, father and son Tom held centre stage together as we moved to 147-8, with Rob on a remarkable 88 not out, including 9 fours and 5 sixes. The game had turned on its head and I suspect Parham wondered quite what had happened in that last extraordinary hour. Tea was most enjoyable and not only because it was an extremely handsome spread!
So it was over to the bowlers to get to work on a drying pitch. Tom Rydon earned his opening call up by taking a wicket clean bowled in the first over, a great start. But after that the game swung again as Parham put together a strong partnership bringing them to the last 20 overs needing 90 odd. Jim had a the number 3 caught behind by Steve, and James clean bowled their number 4: but this brought in the talented left handed bat Williams, who has already scored 2 centuries this early season. He and Andy Wales, the number 2, pushed on keenly and with 8 overs left, their target was 54. Once again it was Rydon to the rescue: not dad this time, but youngest son Alexander. He clean bowled Wales and got Williams caught in the deep by an excellent sliding catch from Edward. Game on. Meanwhile, Richard took two wickets in two balls from his penultimate over, one an outstanding catch from Steve. We went into his last over needing two wickets. The fourth ball was gloved to Tony at slip: leaving one man, two balls to face. The last ball popped up off the bat but flew forward, between the waiting silly mid ons and offs, to safety. An excellent match, what Sunday afternoons are all about: every team member played a big part, it was played in great spirit and could not have been closer: long live Queen, country, cricket and TWCC!!!
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to bat
TWCC Innings: J Trollope LBW Bld S Huffer 4 (30); S Rogers Bld S Huffer 6 (12); T Pearce Ct & Bld S Huffer 6 (6); H Karvay LBW Bld S Huffer 0 (26); A Rydon Bld S Huffer 2 (15); E Bunn LBW Bld D Huffer 17 (41); J Simon Ct & Bld N Jones 13 (11); R Rydon not out 88 (63); D Rogers run out 2 (17); T Rydon not out 1 (3); R Brock DNB.
TOTAL 147-8. Fall: 10-2, 16-3, 17-1, 22-5, 28-4, 44-7, 97-6, 145-9.
S Huffer 14-3-26-5; M Williams 7-2-9-0; T Meader 10-2-43-0; N Jones 5-0-22-1; D Huffer 5-0-19-1; J Mitchell 2-0-21-0.
PARHAM Innings: A Wales Bld A Rydon 66; B Huffer Bld R Rydon 0; E Roffey Ct S Rogers Bld J Simon 22; G Bolton Bld J Trollope 1; N Williams Ct Bunn Bld A Rydon 23; S Huffer Ct S Rogers Bld Brock 6; N Jones Ct R Rydon Bld Brock 0; P Meader not out 4; J Mitchell Ct T Pearce Bld Brock 0; J Coleman not out 0.
T Rydon 6-0-35-1; E Bunn 3-0-13-0; J Simon 9-3-14-1; R Rydon 6-3-7-0; H Karvay 3-0-14-0; J Trollope 3-0-11-1; A Rydon 4-0-21-2; R Brock 4-2-14-3.
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TWCC v Xiles June 10th 1012
As I sit here surveying the water-stained scorebook, the joints still creaking, listening to 5 Live talking about West Sussex having had 60mm of rain in the past 24 hours,a month’s worth in a day and of flooding on the road between Henfield and Upper Beeding - some 5 miles from where we yesterday stood out for 150 minutes in the cold, unrelenting rain - I am left to wonder `why?` Why did we do it? How did we allow things to go so far? Never before have we played in such appalling weather and hopefully never will again. I have also just received Jim’s photos of the ground under water this morning and I am now convinced that there must have been a catastrophic and collective loss of commonsense. (I seem to remember that there was a distinct lobby whose mantra was "Let's Go Home." Ed.) But it was all worth it because we remain undefeated this season and the TWCC juggernaut that was slow to roll is now moving ahead smoothly, with our traditionally superior early season form ensuring that once again, we have entered June undefeated in 2012.
So let’s try to explain how things came about. Jim was voicing his concern in the morning: the water table at the ground was still high, one area of the outfield was borderline; but the morning was dry. We turned up and the cloud was high, the Downs were clear. There was no reason not to play cricket if we decided to completely ignore the weather forecast, which we did. Richard won the toss and decided to bowl, but from the moment their opening batsmen strode out a light drizzle started. It was the sort of stuff we’ve played through many times. Jim bowled well from the pavilion end but Matt struggled with his footing from the far end and bowled just 4 overs. Edward replaced him and got the breakthrough; a looped catch caught by Tony who made the 5 yards he had to cover look like an army assault course – still suffering he claimed, from the football match he’d played 10 days earlier!! The rain then started to fall more heavily and unremittingly, but not quite hammering down which would have taken us off. So we continued to bowl: Phil turned his frozen shoulder to start the thawing process and of course got a wicket. Richard got a couple of wickets, but their opening bat Hooper hung around, building an innings in the most testing of conditions. The ball was holding up in the wet and boundaries were very rare; they were scoring at little more than two an over. We got through most of the two and a half hours with everyone getting a bowl, two good runouts from Matt and Honse before the innings was wrapped up five minutes early by the clean straight bowling of newcomer John Riley, who picked up two wickets in 3 balls. Xiles all out for 107. Tea was very very welcome.
The rain starting falling more heavily during the interval but credit to Xiles, they went out to field without complaint. James’ attempt to influence the umpire, Phil, by warning him off the LBWs which have caused his first 3 departures this season, failed; Phil gave him out LBW for 1! After that Tony came in and decided it was all or nothing: and whichever way it was, it was going to be quick. He struck a hugely impressive 89 including 6 sixes and 9 fours and took us to the brink of victory before he holed out. The target was met in the 19th over and we were thankfully done shortly after 6pm. Many thanks to everyone on the team for sticking with it, well done also to Xiles. The weather forecast for the rest of June is for lots of rain: next time, we’ll stay at home.
TWCC won the toss and opted to bowl
Xiles Innings: Hannant Ct T Pearce Bld Bunn 12; Hooper Ct J Simon Bld Trollope 52; Blakeston run out (M Steinke) 0; Kumar Bld P Steinke 4; Petche Bld Brock 2; Hales Ct Trollope bld Brock 7; Leslie run out (Karvay) 2; Chidwick Bld J Riley 2; Tulley Bld J Riley 0; Wilcox not out ?
TOTAL 107 all out, 40.3 overs.
TWCC Bowling: J Simon 8-1-18-0, M Steinke 4-0-17-0, E Bunn 4-0-5-1, P Steinke 3-1-6-1, R Brock 9-1-16-2, J Trollope 4-1-17-0, H Karvay 4-0-13-0, J Riley 2.3-0-8-2, T Pearce 2-0-7-0.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope LBW Bld Tulley 1; S Rogers not out 11; T Pearce Ct ??? Bld Blakestone 89; J Riley not out 1.
TOTAL 108-2, 18.1 OVERS.
DNB: R Brock, E Bunn, J Simon, M Steinke, H Karvay, P Steinke
Xiles Bowling: Leslie 5-1-33-0, Tulley 5-1-15-1, Chidwick 3-0-27-0, Wilcox 4-0-25-0, Blakestone 1.1-0-2-1
Fall: 1-1, 104-3.
TWCC win by 7 wickets.
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Henfield v TWCC July 1st
Who would have guessed when we turned up to the picturesque ground at Henfield that history would soon be folding us in its bosom. We were an unusual team for Twineham: we had youngsters for a start. Peter and James Raward are both youthful and local and therefore of great interest to us. Mikey also slipped almost unnoticed into the changing room for his first outing this season (I’m not sure if there’s a writing style that defines sarcasm). Richard lost the toss on a green wicket which had survived another week’s inclement weather and was asked to bat. James overcame his LBW nightmares and opted instead to get out early to a catch. Tony came in, his £450 Murray Goodwin plank still warm from its 89 the previous week. All I can say about the innings is that he picked up exactly where he left off the previous week: with a four. That was followed by 13 more 4s and 6 sixes as he and Mikey took the score from a struggling 51-2 onto 180, when his bruising and battering flurry finally ended with a sharp stumping. Mikey succumbed to LBW after celebrating his 50, Edward got a golden duck! Enter John Riley, another recent recruit we’re hoping will nail his colours to our nonexistent flagpole: he took up the running with 58 and was joined by the aforementioned Peter Raward who batted with incredible technique and power. Together this pair drove the score past two hundred, deep into declaration territory and beyond to the realms of unreasonable scoring expectations. It was a captain’s dilemma. To welcome aboard two players of such quality, keen to allow both to reach their 50s: yet by doing so meant effectively killing off the match for the opposition. Anyway, the batting was quite glorious and as we powered past 300 the record books beckoned, so we played out the innings. John scored 58 with 2 sixes and 8 fours, Peter 66 with 4 sixes and 9 fours and a new TWCC record score of 327 was posted for the loss of 9 wickets. Henfield’s quiet grumbles were understandable, but such is the need to attract and keep good cricketers that, occasionally, the future needs to be paid greater attention than the present. Anyway, as the Marquis de Sade discovered, pleasure and pain are inextricably linked: so for all the fun we had whilst batting, we were made to pay when in the field with Mr Hills, the number two bat, skilfully defying all our bowling efforts almost until the last. By the time he was out, for 14, there were not enough balls left to take the remaining wickets. Credit should go to their opener and their number 3 who put in attacking performances but with one end closed down, we were hamstrung, and some rather ropey catching didn’t help. The match was drawn, but let the bells ring out that we have a new record score and the nice electronic scoreboard at Henfield proves it.
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to bat
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Ct R Wadey Bld Mehta 6; S Rogers Ct T Hills Bld Mehta 15; T Pearce St T Hills Bld Scott 108; M Pearce LBW Bld Scott 50; E Bunn Bld Scott 0; J Riley LBW Bld Mehta 58; P Raward Ct T Hills Bld Mehta 66; D Jones Bld Mehta 0; J Raward not out 6; H Karvay run out 0;
DNB: R Brock
Fall: 16-1, 51-2, 180-3, 180-4, 193-5, 297-7, 297-8, 326-6, 327-10.
My apologies to Henfield, we don’t have their bowling figures, which I’m sure looked good for messrs Scott and Mehta.
Henfield Innings: C Scott Ct J Trollope Bld J Raward 31; T Hills Ct P Raward Bld J Riley 14; C Griffiths Ct P Raward Bld D Jones 49; R Wadey not out 16; J Henderson not out 1.
TWCC Bowling: J Trollope 5-1-19-0; M Pearce 3-1-10-0; J Raward 5-3-12-1; R Brock 6-2-11-0; H Karvay 5-1-30-0; P Raward 4-1-8-0; T Pearce 2-0-6-0; D Jones 6-1-18-1; J Riley 2-1-4-1.
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TWCC tour to Kent July 6th to 8th
T’was an odd start for a tour: the golf party departing from The Castle at Hickstead consisted of just 3 people: Steve, Honse and Edward. The rest were recovering from work or actually working. Hence it was just 3 who took on the incessant rain to battle their way round a modern golf course of Kent, or should that be Kentish golf course, and allow Steve the privilege of winning, whilst all the time believing that the chance of cricket that afternoon were nil. However, the late arrivals set off from Sussex with the windows and sunroofs open as the skies cleared. After meeting unexpectedly in a motorway service area, Tony led Richard in a big circle along some of Kent’s narrowest lanes, blaming the satnav for his own directional inadequacies. Finally we met up traditionally: at a pub near the ground, where Tony, Mikey, Matt Edwards, Matthew and Richard joined the party. One pint in the Kings Head and one grumpy landlord later and we arrived in glorious sunshine at East Sutton, to find Jonathan waiting for us. We were 9 and we were ready for cricket. The ground was huge, in lovely open countryside and completely flat. In traditional tour style, we were offered the choice rather than a toss, and we opted to bat: the belief being that if we struggled, at least we’d be in the pub quicker. And struggle we did: Matt and Mikey showed a peculiar reluctance to run singles, each scoring 2 fours each and no more, despite the forceful urging to them to damn well run. The indolent pair departed to leave Jonathan to score a notable single: notable because it’s all he did score. It was left to the unlikely combination of Honse and Tony to put us on track: Honse with an excellent 19, Tony with an even more excellent 103 not out, his second successive century, and this in a 20/20! Several balls were lost as Kent’s countryside was peppered: 7 sixes and 10 fours give an idea of the brutality of it. But it wasn’t without blemish as a resentful Edward and the scorebook attest. Matthew Brock came in at 8 with a useful 10, shaming the slothful openers and we finished on a magnificent 182 – 7 on a beautiful summer evening. East Sutton started their reply in fine form: for the first five overs they were up with the rate with some hard hitting, though Matt Edwards finally got rid of both openers. But the tour’s secret weapon, unleashed for the first time since Devon, turned the match. That weapon was the bowling arm of one Edward Bunn: two wickets from 3 overs. Eight of the nine team members bowled: and most of it was very tidy, preventing East Sutton from breaking away again. 3 catches from Matthew Brock helped and by the end of their 20 overs, they had reached 120-9, a victory for TWCC by 62 runs.
TWCC opted to bat
M Edwards Bowled Biddle 8
M Pearce Ct ? Bowled Skinner 8
J Rowland Ct Bowled Jeramy 1
H Karvay Bowled Biddle 19
T Pearce Not out 103
S Rogers Run Out (Trajett) 4
E Bunn Run out (by T Pearce) 0
M Brock Bowled Mitchell 10
R Brock Not Out 8
F Kember Ct M Brock Bowled M Edwards 37
B Cox Bowled M Edwards 15
R Kember Bowled R Brock 0
B Tragett Ct Rowland, B Bunn 4
L Mitchell Ct M Brock, B Bunn 11
H Stainer Ct M Brock, B M Pearce 1
C Keay Run out (M Brock) 10
B Wren Bowled T Pearce 2
A Biddle Not out 22
V Arnold Not out 2
M Brockl 2-0-21-0, M Edwards 4-0-28-2, R Brock 2-0-16-1,E Bunn 3-0-7-2,
H Karvay 3-0-6-1, J Rowland 3-0-15-0, M Pearce 2-0-13-1, T Pearce 1-0-6-1.
TWCC won by 62 runs.
We spent an affable hour with our opponents in the Queens Head, immediately next door the less well populated and aforementioned Kings Head before racing breakneck through the lanes of Kent to our hotel, which appeared on the surface to be far too good for us: nice rooms, a pleasant welcome, pool, darts and good beers: everything we dream of and can’t usually afford. It was a quiet evening, a few enjoyed a meal in the nearby Chinese restaurant. There was nothing more of note and we went to bed.
Breakfast was similarly quiet.
Mid morning, some of the squad played tennis, with the handpicked left/right duo of Tony and Jonathan avoiding the children and non-players to scoop the glory! Arriving back at the hotel, we were joined by the late risers and our numbers were boosted by the arrival Dave Jones and Paul from Sussex and Steve and James Taylor from Wales: and good it was to see them all. Pints were sunk ready for the next match and we headed towards the village of Borden with warnings of rain within the hour from Mr Happy Hunter. Borden’s ground was smallish, especially behind the stumps, but pleasant and bowl shaped. Again the choice was offered and thinking another such batfest would be out of the question, Richard opted to field first. We were 13 but that would be too many for the ground, so Mikey and Tony sat out first in a rotation of fielders whilst the idea of drawing lots for batting seemed foolishly risky so Brock and Brock volunteered to miss out on the batting. Matthew made the breakthrough having an opener caught by Matt: and James Taylor shook off the travelling cobwebs with the second wicket. But a strong stand developed between Borden’s opener Millen and their no 4 Sharp. It was the turn of Dave Jones to take centre stage. He took 4 wickets, 2 clean bowled and cleared out Borden’s middle order. We lost just 10 minutes to rain (added back) and with plenty of sensible and tight bowling, we restricted Borden to 177-7, an excellent effort. The tea should have a paragraph all to itself. Clearly a huge effort had been made by Borden and our thanks to them and especially the bevy of wonderful wives who went to an enormous effort on our behalf. It was a spread the like of which we’ve never seen before. Sandwiches, pork pies, pasties, salads, cold meats, pasta, fruit, cakes upon cakes: a feast of epic proportions. Could that tea be to blame for Paul’s 5 before being clean bowled? I don’t know, but the result was that Tony came in and picked up where he left off less than 24 hours before. Borden’s `Stan` failed to weave a magic spell but it was their previously competent left hand pace bowler Higgins who suffered most. He was hit for three sixes on the trot by a rampant Pearce, each one requiring an agonising delay whilst the ball was searched for, declared lost and a new one found. During each search Mr Higgins wilted not a little but enormously: so much so that by the time the last couple of balls were brutally clubbed for four for 30 from the over, he was but a broken man, incapable of emotion. As Tony powered past 50 and 60 a third successive century beckoned. But it was not to be: his enthusiasm went beyond the bounds and he danced down the wicket to be stumped by approximately 8 yards, on 67. He would later blame the spikes he was wearing for his downfall, which sounds somewhat incredulous and worthy of a tour fine. An altogether more sensible batsman in the form of Jonathan took over: and with others playing bit parts, we got home comfortably to win by 4 wickets. Mr Higgins did not recover.
TWCC asked Borden to bat
Millen Bowled D Jones 87
Harwood Ct M Edwards, B M Brock 4
Sanders Ct M Edwards B J Taylor 10
Sharp Ct J Taylor B Jones 45
Sutton Ct M Pearce B Jones 2
Jacques Not out 13
P Noakes Bowled R Brock 4
C Rose Bowled Jones 0
A Harwood Not out 3
J Taylor 7-0-22-1, M Brock 7-1-33-1, H Karvay 6-0-22-0, S Taylor 5-0-13-0, M Edwards 4-0-24-0, D Jones 7-0-41-4m R Brock 4-0-1631.
P Hunter Bowled Higgins 5
S Rogers Ct A Harwood, B Hollands 12
T Pearce St , B Hollands 67
J Rowland Not out 44
M Pearce Bowled Harwood 3
E Bunn Bowled Millen 14
M Edwards Bowled Millen 2
J Taylor Not out 11
Fall: 5-1, 36-2, 103-3, 123-5, 162-6, 164-7
Hollands 7-0-46-2, Higgins 6-0-55-1, C Rose 5-0-30-0, T Harwood 6-0-13-1, Millen 4.1-1-12-2, Sharp 1-0-7-0.
TWCC won by 4 wickets.
The Saturday night was a traditional tour night. We had a few beers with the opposition at their local, before heading back to our delightful accommodation and heading straight for the bar. Soon the team was involved in a cut-throat game of killer on the dartboard to be followed straight afterwards by killer on the pool table. Time was getting on and there was a move by the Welsh contingent for the local chippie whereas the rest went with tradition and headed for the local curry house, with Edward on dangerous form relaying his stories of staff at Indian restaurants he’s known over the years. We all met up back at the hotel around midnight and the poker started: Honse, the shark, crashed out, and as the rest gradually blew their chips, it was down to the eventual winner to scoop the reward: but unfortunately there was quite a bit of beer swilling around down throats, on the carpet, elsewhere: and thus the author can’t remember who won, but it wasn’t Tony which is the main thing!
The following morning, after another delicious full English breakfast and a good old natter, we settled up with the hotel, headed to Harrietsham: and continued straight through it, into more Kentish lanes, following brown signs to a lovely country pub. Typically when you follow brown signs, the pub will be horrendously expensive and so it proved. But boys being boys, the youngsters needed refuelling: it had been well over an hour since their huge breakfasts. So the boys tucked into full roasts, while the rest of us put down a couple of pints sat around the inglenook fireplace, with the fire providing much needed warmth on a cold grey day. Half way through the session, the heavens opened: and the rain continued for the next hour. What could James have been thinking as he made his way through the deluge to join the tour for the match at Harrietsham? Well, by the time we got to the ground, the sun was out and it was really warm: but the pitch was saturated. Much tutting, pursing of lips, shakes of the head: it didn’t look good. But then somebody realised that the reason the strip was under water was because it was so closely cut: so they cut another strip and it was game on. The teams agreed a 25 over match: and TWCC opted to bat, given our confidence from our previous two matches. And it looked like a good decision. Against a good bowling attack, Paul and James put on 44 for the first wicket: though rather slowly. In fact, very slowly. It took them 11 overs of a 25 over match to get there. In hindsight however, it was a very reasonable effort because most others found the pace of the attack too hot to handle. In traditional tour style, the battling line up was reshaped so everyone got a bat: and that helped not one jot! Apart from Paul’s 43, only Tony got into double figures: aside from extras which accounted for 28 of our final total of 109-8. Not our finest hour. And then it started raining. We took to the field in the rain which became heavier and heavier: the only blessing was that Harrietsham’s opener wasn’t hanging around. He finished on 88 not out as we struggled with the conditions and the `endoftouritis`. The match finished with TWCC defeated by 8 wickets and sopping wet into the bargain.
TWCC opted to bat
J Trollope Ct B Khan 6
P Hunter Ct B Mohan 43
S Taylor Bowled Wilson 2
D Jones Bowled Khan 2
T Pearce Bowled Thomas 19
M Brock Bowled Mohan 1
J Taylor Not out 9
J Karvay Bowled Mohan 1
E Bunn Bowled Thomas 2
S Rogers Not out 1
Fall: 44-1, 47-3, 55-4, 85-2, 90-5, 92-6, 101-8, 106
Puthoor 5-0-8-1 Ahmed 4-1-8-0, Khan 5-0-25-2, Wilson 4-0-30-1, Thomas 4-0-11-2, Mohan 3-0-16-3.
Puthoor not out 88
Hutchinson LBW B R Brock 16
Smith Bowled J Taylor 3
Mohan not out 2
M Edwards 3-0-19-0, M Brock 2-0-19-0, J Trollope 2-0-33-0, R Brock 4-0-31-1 J Taylor 2-0-6-1, E Bunn 0.2-0-5-0.
Harrietsham won by 8 wickets
After the match, a couple of cars went to the local social club for a quick pint with the opposition: and then we were off, a gloriously brief whip round the M25 and home in an hour. How welcome was that at the end of a tour weekend. It was great fun as ever, brilliant to get in 3 games, well done to Steve for organising it, and well done for all club members for supporting it .
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TWCC v Wisley July 22nd
After yet another week lost to rain, our favourite opponents made the trip down from Wisley to our humble HQ: determined to play cricket, come what may. Neither team were at full strength, so a 9 a side, 35 over match was agreed. Richard won the toss and opted to bat, knowing that even in his 9 he had a number of match winning big hitters!!! With 50 on the board, everything in the world looked good. James and Steve were showing good composure and moving along at a gentle pace. Unfortunately the shout went up from the skipper to `move things along a bit` or wordsd to that effect. Steve took that as `race down the wicket recklessly and get stumped`. Unfortunately, his demise led to a TWCC middle order collapse. How can that be I hear you ask, when the great Tony Pearce was next into bat? Well, the great Tony Pearce was clean bowled second ball, the first time this season he has completely and utterly and ruinously failed and let down his team with scant regard to the match or his team-mates. So we therefore have to forgive him I suppose. Anyway what happened next is best put in figures: the next 5 batsmen to go in and out scored: 1,1,0,0. It was only a spirited stand by Jim and Richard at the end which got us to 116-8 and still in with a chance. However, this Wisley team has a couple of new players: including the son of Big John, who has played against us for many a year. His son is a very solid bat: and though there were a couple of catches put down, the opener Kerrigan and young Richards stayed put at the crease. However, they were falling behind the rate: but when pace gave way to spin, they took advantage and started smacking the boundaries. In the end, with both protecting their wickets, Wisley finished as deserved victors by 8 wickets.
TWCC won the toss and opted to bat
J Trollope Bowled Gear 41
S Rogers St WK, B Kumar 19
T Pearce Bowled Kumar 0
D Rogers Ct Bowled Kumar 1
J Riley Bowled Abbey 1
M Brock Bowled Abbey 0
J Simon not out 22
D Jones Bowled Gear 0
R Brock Ct B Gear 13
Fall: 50-2, 50-3, 55-4, 63-4, 76-5, 83-6, 85-8, 116-9
Bowling: J Richards 4-1-10-0, Kerrigan 7-1-31-0, Kumar 7-1-11-3, Abbey 4-0-16-2, J Richards 5-0-29-0.
M Kerrigan Not out 49
G Snelling St S Rogers B R Brock 9
T Richards Not out 49
J Simon: 7-1-10=-0. D Jones 7-2-14-0, R Brock 6-0-21-0, M Brock 6-0-24-0, Trollope 4-0-21-0. J Riley 2-0-21-0.
Wisley won by 8 wickets
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TWCC v Henfield July 29th
If anyone finds Richard Brock hanging by his bollocks from the posts at Horsham Rugby Club, could they please cut him down…..
Well now, before writing this match report, the author should declare an interest: he was central to one of the noteworthy events of the afternoon. However, he has taken soundings to ensure he enbraces the various interpretations of what occurred and has written what he has no doubt is a very fair appraisal of events!
So we turned up on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. Henfield won the toss and asked us to bat. James, showing a return to form in recent weeks, and Steve led off for us: but against an ordinary bowling attack, Steve snicked a ball to the keeper on just 14. Tony Pearce, struggling for mid season form after his glorious early season innings, once again failed to impress. A four and a six seemed to show him back to his best: then he was caught. It brought to the wicket John Riley, cementing his place in the TWCC middle order after a number of impressive performances, including of course 58 vs Henfield but a month ago. John clearly had a taste for the bowling: and was soon into a brilliant, hard hitting, clubbing innings. With James showing finesse and occasional ruthlessness at the other end, the two of them shared a wonderful stand of 122 against the hapless Henfield, who, let us not forget, were on the wrong end of TWCC’s record 327 earlier this same month. Finally James made his first, long overdue 50 of the season: only to fall to a catch immediately. The skipper came in at 5, in what can be called a support role for the still rampant Riley. John despatched 16 fours to the boundary and a six over it: he was untroubled. However – and this is where, er, one needs to understand the events that followed….Henfield found a fast bowler who was brought on from the far end and proved more threatening than anything that had gone before. And, er,as Richard prepared to face this bowler, he got a shout from the clubhouse: John was on 98. In an outstanding example of quite incredible selflessness and leadership, he decided to put down the anchor and face out the over from this bowler who threatened John’s bid for a century. The fact that he couldn’t get close to any of the balls is neither here nor there. He saw off the first five balls, putting his life on the line for his colleague, a man to whom he owes so much for the rugby coaching of his son, not a man he would ever seek to deny anything, quite the opposite….. Anyway, er, the last ball of the over whizzed down, and caught the edge of his bat. It flew to point – maybe very slightly backward point – who was standing close in. His job done, Richard relaxed. Unfortunately that relaxation was shattered by a single, rather quiet `yes` from the far end: and before he realised what was happening, John was halfway down the pitch on a suicide run that belonged to something out of `Tora, Tora, Tora`. With the ball safely in the hands of point, instinct kicked in and before he could think through the various scenarios, Richard shouted to John `no`. John screeched to a halt, turned tail but was unfortunately beaten back to the stumps by the throw and was run out. How anyone in the dressing room could utter the sort of comments that were being passed around later is beyond comprehension. The skipper was accused of protecting his average: how could anyone accuse him of such, especially when his average is only 17.84 so far this season, (a rise of 2.38 on last year). He was told in no uncertain terms he should have sacrificed his wicket: but that is to fail to understand the game of cricket. There’s no I in Twineham…..Through all this dressing room banter, John thankfully remained quiet and tranquil. Shell shocked you might say. But he must be congratulated on an excellent innings, and really another couple of runs is neither here nor there, because we play a team game. He recovered the following day to send a series of text messages to Richard explaining how he was getting over it, saying the pain was subsiding etc. He was also looking forward to welcoming him to the Rugby club on training night!!! So all’s well that ends well and that puts that to bed. It was, as Sir Ian of Botham might say, a cricketing incident. Anyway, a few balls later the rain fell, Richard finished on 12 not out which should help his average, the rain came down, swamped the pitch so we had tea and went home.
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to bat
J Trollope Ct Bowled Anderson 50
S Rogers Ct WK, B Colber 19
T Pearce Ct Bowled Woodward 12
J Riley Ran himself out 98
R Brock Not out 12
E Bunn Not out 2
Fall: 24-2, 44-3, 166-1, 207-4,
DNB: D Rogers, J Karvay, D Jones, M Brock
Bowling: W Coldeer 8-0-32-1, Woodward 6-2-16-1, Hill 6-1-28-0, Law 7-0-32-0, Anderson 4-0-36-1, Sealy 3-0-26-0, Pederson 3-0-11-0, Hodkins 2.5 -0-17-0.
Match called off due to rain. Please note, this match report has been drafted by a firm of lawyers and any alteration to its content will result in immediate legal action.
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Albourne and Sayers Common v TWCC August 5th 2012
At last, summer dawned in Sussex and we arrived at A&SC to find the ground bathed in sunshine, a well rolled pitch showing cracks through lack of rain and a blazing afternoon ahead. Well quite warm anyway. After some disastrous peformances here in previous years: who can forget the 53 all out – we needed a good win to break that curse and also the post-tour blues. Richard lost the toss and we were put out to bowl for two and a half hours. The opening pair of Matt Brock and Honse each took a wicket, with Steve taking the first of two catches and a stumping, proving once again what a valuable asset he is behind the timbers. There were reasonable stands by A&SC: their opening bat Kingscott made an excellent 74 and he was at the heart of their innings, and his cover drives despatched a number of bowlers to the boundary. But we gradually whittled away the wickets: an excellent run out by Peter Raward proving the value of youth in the side, this reiterated by the 3 wickets taken by Matt Brock. But Albourne survived and finished on 156-9: there was particularly good and tight bowling in the second half which kept that score down, including a fine 7 over spell by Edward, going for less than 3 an over and getting a wicket. It was also excellent to see Phil on the sidelines, bored with Sunday afternoons without cricket so coming along to support the team. With a pitch that was keeping a little low it looked to be a challenging target: and so it was to prove. The contrasting – in every way – pairing of Mikey and Steve opened: Mikey made 2! Steve and Tony then shared an excellent stand of 51 before the legspinner Howe took the first of what was to be 5 wickets bowling good length balls with movement in the air. Steve was clean bowled, Tony came back into form with 53 before he fell to an outstanding diving catch just inside the boundary. Peter oozed class for his 28 and he and shared good stands first with Tony and then Richard, who’d put himself in at 5 because he’d wimped out of bowling. But – credit where it’s due – his 35 not out secured the last third of the innings and we came out victors by 4 wickets with less than 4 overs to go. A good win and a lovely afternoon’s cricket.
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to bowl
C Kingscott Ct R Brock Bowled M Pearce 74
H Coughlan St S Rogers Bowled H Karvay 2
W Poole Ct S Rogers, bowled M Brock 4
T Stace Run out (P Raward) 1
Ardum Ct S Rogers Bowled D Jones 23
Toby Ct P Raward Bowled D Jones 0
John Ct R Brock Bowled E Bunn 4
R Hole Not out 22
P Howe Bowled M Brock 2
P Saunders Bowled M Brock 0
M Stace not out 1
TOTAL 156-9 (41 OVERS)
Bowling: M Brock 9-0-27-3, J Karvay 6-1-11-0, D Jones 7-0-14-2, P Raward 4-0-29-0, R Brock 1-0-6-0, E Bunn 7-0-20-1, M Pearce 7-0-40-0.
S Rogers Bowled Howe 8
M Pearce Ct and Bowled John 2
T Pearce Ct Coughlan Bowled Howe 53
P Raward Bowled Howe 28
R Brock Not out 35
E Bunn Bowled Howe 4
M Gasson Bowled Howe 0
D Rogers Not Out 0
Fall: 10-2, 61-1, 97-3, 121-4, 143-6,146-7
DNB: D Jones, J Karvay, M Brock
Bowling: Saunders 9-2-33-0, John 4-0-24-1, P Howe 13.2-1-61-5, T Stace 8-0-29-0.
TWCC win by 4 wickets
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Warninglid v TWCC August 26th 2012
A swashbuckling last wicket stand by Warninglid was threatening what should have been a straight forward Twineham victory when Cripps, who was doing most of the swashing, sent up a steepler to Mikey at deep long off. Why Mikey chose that moment to preen his hair and adjust his trousers, we will never know but the Rottingdean rascal collapsed in an ungainly heap as the ball dribbled over the boundary. That stroke moved Cripps on to 80 - quite an achievement as he came in at number 10 (as a late replacement) and the rest of his team had mustered only 36.
In a devastating spell, Honse had ripped the guts out of their innings with 4 for 16 but with the opposition now only 29 behind, this limited over contest was far from won. But then, just as we were beginning to suspect that Cripps was KP in disguise, Rob Rydon speared a Yorker into his middle Stump to complete another good day in the field for the ‘Rydon three’. Alex keeping wicket expertly having made 24 runs as an opener; Tom taking a wicket and scoring 18 (although when your correspondent asked if he was enjoying himself, he replied ‘no not really’); and Rob dismissing their two most dangerous batters.
Earlier Warninglid had caught magnificently. Rob, Tony and Matt all fell to fine reaction efforts after a few decent blows while James was snaffled by a 64-year-old who somehow managed to catch up with a ball skied over his shoulder. It was James’ second knock of the day having been involved in a collision with their opening bowler’s car on the way to the ground. But that’s another, more painful, story.
Rob caught Riley bowled Dark 13
Alex caught Pratt bowled Cocker 24
Tony caught and bowled Nastys 27
James caught Tarr bowled Cocker 3
Mikey bowled Nastys 3
Edward caught and bowled Tingley 29
Matt caught Riley bowled Cocker 10
Tom caught Nastys bowled Tingley 18
Phil not out 10
Honse not out 5
Total 169 for 8
Tingley ct Rob bowled Matt 3
Reilly bowled Honse 12
Cocker ct and bowled Honse 3
Nastys bowled Rydon R 1
Graham bowled Rydon T 0
Mlik bowled Honse 0
Tarr bowled Honse 0
Vaughan ct Rob bowled Dave 5
Pratt ct Matt bowled Edward 2
Cripps bowled Rydon 80
Dark not out 12
140 all out
Matt 1 wicket for 18 off 7
Honse 4 for 16 off 8
Rob 2 for 3 off 4.1
Tom 1 for 4 off 2
Edward 1 for 11 off 3
Dave 1 for 38 off 5
James 0 for 29 off 5
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TWCC v Crescent September 2nd 2012
Match drawn: TWCC 170 for 7 (42 overs) Crescent 161 for 5 (40 overs)
This was Jim’s match. He hit 41 quick runs to give our total some respectability and then bowled tightly for 14 overs to prevent Crescent from overtaking it. Without him we would have lost: with him we could even have won had he taken a couple of chances - one to dismiss their opener Garoghan who carried his bat. In contrast the Twineham top 3 all fell cheaply in rather turgid fashion having failed to overcome both the bowling and the ankle high grass. Thankfully, Steve (26) batted with spirit and Peter (21) with style, paving the way for a whirlwind knock by George (10 including a huge 6) and then a game-saving partnership between Jim and Mark (31) whose touch grew more sure as his innings progressed. There was just time for Phil to repeat his Steinke scoop of the previous week to bring our total to 170 which Dave Jones assured stand-in skipper James was more than enough.
When, therefore, the Crescent opening pair reached 69 for 0, with some excellent running between the wickets, there were a few long faces. They would have grown longer had not Honse held on to a fine running effort off Dave who bowled a teasing mixture of wicket balls and wides to take 3 for 22. George also made them work hard for their runs but it was Jim’s long spell, aided by some youthful fielding from George and Peter, which really pegged them back. With the game still in the balance James Rayward was given the responsibility of the penultimate over which he completed nervelessly. Ten were needed off the last but niggardly Jim only conceded a single.
Paul Hunter ct & bowled Baglan 11
Dave Rogers stumped Baglan 2
James Trollope ct x bld Burgess 10
Steve Rogers bowled M Wood 26
Peter Rayward LBW Burgess 21
George Hunter Bld Burgess 10
Jim Simon LBW Wood 41
Mark Rayward Not out 31
Phil Steinke not out 1
170 for 7 with 17 extras
Garoghan not out 55
Kidman ct Honse bld Jones 32
Holland stumped Jones 0
M Wood ct Phil bld Jones 7
Corter ct ? bld G Hunter 14
Dent lbw Simon 11
Burgess not out 11
H Karvay 6 overs 0 for 27
P Hunter 7 overs 0 for 31
D Jones 7 overs 3 for 22
J Simon 14 overs 1 for 43
G Hunter 5 overs 1 for 19
Rayward 1 over 8 for 0
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TWCC v Ashurst September 9th 2012
Was this the last true summer day of the season? We will find out over the next three weeks, but it was a beautiful afternoon. The author's late arrival, meant news of the toss is unavailable: though his lateness, coupled with the paucity of players, may well have dictated TWCC as having to bat first. Because we were but 9, taking on a team,
who, when they can put out a team, normally play well on their own unique pitch and beat us. 35 overs a side was to be the form: Paul and James led off and Paul put his heart into it: literally. Smacked on the chest by a rising ball, it fell (rather than pinged) and trickled onto the stumps. And that is but one example of what this
troublesome strip was to offer during the afternoon. Effort balls flew up at the batsmen, many others stayed low: it was not going to be a pitch for long innings. It would be easy to say that young George Hunter realised this and therefore played with spectacular abandon as a result: but in fact, George simply played as he normally does: with spectacular abandon. But this was something special. going in when
the score was just 6, he scored a 37 ball 79! The 50 was positively sedate: 28 balls! After that he opened his shoulder including 3 sixes from successive balls. It was wonderful entertainment, 6 sices and 8 fours. He teased the fielders who teetered on the edge of the boundary to see the balls perfectly weighted to cross the rope. He threatened the main window of the clubhouse, missing it by 3 inches - the mark is
there to prove it. And in hindsight, what we realised at the time came to pass: it was the innings that decided the match. The best statistic is undoubtedly the one that reads that George and James shared a stand of 60. George 60, James 0. When James was caught, Steve came in and buoyed by George's efforts, played some excellent
attacking strokes himself. Inevitably George's masterpiece had to end on a pitch where no two balls bounced the same, so he was finally clean bowled. However by this time we were already into the 80s in just the 10th over. Steve took things on further and we were into the 140s: and really excellent and valuable innings` by the two Daves brought us up to 168 when the innings finally closed in the 29th over: an
excellent score with just 9 in the team. Tea was very pleasant and we predicted it would be close. So it would prove. Matt Brock opened up with a fine spell of aggressive fast bowling, not afraid to use his pace to send down plenty of bouncers and make the most of the pitch. It paid off: his first wicket came after their opener had been forced to duck and dive after a couple of superb bouncers: he tried to reply
by swatting the next ball away but only sent it gently to midwicket. Two balls later it was a fine ball `in the corridor` for a nick behind and Ashurst were in difficulty. Brock the elder took over from the younger took a further couple of wickets: including a safe catch from James who had inspiringly moved himself to gully just the ball before. But Ashurst had batsmen who would come out full of aggressive shots and the match swung one way and another between great shots and vital wickets. Dave Jones, in a really good spell of tight bowling, took two wickets, but Ashurst were closing in on the score. Just 28 needed off 7 overs, 3wickets left. James brought himself on. Their number 9, Levon, who had been clubbing it hard and long and was threatening to win them the game, swatted James high towards deep midwicket. Waiting on the boundary was Paul. With rainclouds overhead, seeing the ball
was difficult: but he ran forward and plucked the ball out of the air for a great and vital catch. Two balls later, a similar shot, but this time Paul arrowed a return in for James to remove the bails for a memorable run out: t`was like we were 21 again. It was left to Richard to take the last wicket and TWCC won an exciting game by 22 runs. It was a wonderful team effort, everyone played a part and for nine men, a victory against the odds.
TWCC vs Ashurst
P Hunter Bowled Gretton 1
J Trollope Ct Bowled Anderson 1
G Hunter Bowled Johnson 79
S Rogers Bowled Harvard 35
R Brock Bowled Havard 10
D Rogers Not out 11
M Brock Bowled Havard 11
P Steinke Bowled Levoy 2
D Jones Bowled Levoy 9
TOTAL 168 (29 OVERS)
Fall: 6-1, 66-2, 105-3, 145-4, 150-5, 150-7, 157-8.
Bowling: Irvine: 5-1-34-0, Gretton 7-0-35-2, Johnson 2-0-22-1, Levoy 8-2-32-2, Havard 7-3-14-3.
Fischer Ct S Rogers, Bld G Hunter 34
Harrison Ct Trollope Bld M Brock 8
A Ware C S Rogers Bld M Brock 0
N Smith Bowled R Brock 14
J Johnson Ct Trollope Bld R Brock 5
S Dod Ct S Rogers Bld Jones 1
J Johnson Bowled Jones 21
M Irwin not out 23
L Levon Ct P Hunter, Bld Trollope 21
M Hayward Run out (P Hunter) 0
S Gretton Bowled R Brock 0
TOTAL 146 ALL OUT
Bowling: M Brock 7-1-25-2, Trollope 5-0-27-1, 5-0-16-0, R Brock 5.3-0-36-3, 5-0-21-2, G Hunter 3-0-21-1.
TWCC win by 22 runs
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TWCC v Bolney CC September 16th 2012
A smile crept over the face of J Bowles, Bolney's youngest player; `Their fast bowler’s not here!.` The inference was clear enough: without our feared pace bowler, Bolney believed we were fodder. Unfortunately for the young man, he clearly hadn’t seen that our fast bowler was indeed there. He opened from the far end, beard flying, spittle spraying at the effort of it all, the Dave Jones of old. Jim opened at the pavilion end after a toss won by the skipper. We (I?) wanted to give ourselves the opportunity to win the match, and felt that TWCC's best chance of that was to bat second. Bolney made a gentle start. Gentle to the point of somnambulance. After the first hour they’d scored just 34. Jim finally got his reward in the second half of his marathon 15 over stint with 3 wickets: it was as good an opening spell as Twineham has seen this year. Richard’s favoured wicket-taking balls, and, indeed, wide and hittable outside the off got the next two wickets, and he then threw down the stumps to run out the aforementioned J Bowles, who didn’t have a chance to enjoy batting without Rob because he was called on a suicide run. Bolney finally awoke in the guise of messrs Rogway and Chaffey who put on 41 in the last 7 overs to give a respectable score of 142 – 7. In fact, they rather ran riot in those final overs, with Tony and James taking most of the punishment. At tea there was more to digest than just sandwiches: Dave Jones announced that this would be his last ever game for TWCC. The time had come to do more fishing! Shock reverberated around the ground. But there was still a match to play. James soon made amends for giving away so many runs with a solid opening: rather more solid than Steve who departed for 0. Tony and James then added 69 for the second wicket and Tony continued to a joyous 84 even after James left him including 10 fours and 5 sixes, all written up by Bolney’s travelling scorers, who are neat, accurate and patient, everything one requires in a good scorer. Our retiring veteran came out at 5 for what he insisted would be his final innings. It was – in so many ways – a fitting finale to a glorious career; he lasted 3 balls and made 0. Anyway, when Tony’s bat-flailing came to an end, caught behind the stumps, we were still 21 runs short and Bolney had introduced their two fastest bowlers. Edward didn’t help much, in and out for 1. With just 10 in the team the end of our batting line up was in sight: but the reassuring figure of Dave Rogers strode out. He guided us home for the second week running, painstakingly grinding out the singles with Richard to cross the threshold. Victory was ours with 3 overs to spare.
Bolney lost the toss and were asked to bat.
Bolney Innings: J Collins Ct S Rogers Bld J Simon 23; C Bunce Ct T Pearce Bld J Simon 19; S Adby Bld J Simon 10; S Bowles Ct J Trollope Bld R Brock 0; M Swaine Ct T Pearce Bld R Brock 5; N Ridgway Ct R Brock Bld T Pearce 39; J Bowles Run out (R Brock) 2; D Chaffey Not out 27; M Madden Not out 5. TOTAL 142-7 (43 OVERS).
TWCC Bowling: J Simon 15-3-26-3; D Jones 8-0-21-0; R Brock 9-2-19-2; H Karvay 7-0-39-0; J Trollope 2-0-19-0; T Pearce 2-0-15-1.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Bld J Collins 28; S Rogers Ct J Collins Bld S Bowles 0; T Pearce Ct C Bunce Bld M Swaine 84; H Karvay Bld D Chaffey 4; D Jones LBW Bld M Swaine 0; R Brock Not out 15; E Bunn Ct J Collins Bld M Swaine 1; D Rogers Not out 2. TOTAL 143-6 (37.2 OVERS)
DNB: J Simon, P Steinke
Fall: 7-2, 76-1, 99-4, 121-5, 122-3, 126-7.
Bolney Bowling: J Bowles 5-0-25-0; S Bowles 7-1-28-1; M Madden 4-0-15-0; D Chaffey 5-2-20-1; J Collins 10-1-37-1; M Swaine 6.2-1-12-3.
TWCC won by 3 wickets
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TWCC 2011 Season
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TWCC v Brunswick Village April 24th 2011
Richard won the toss and decided to put his side through fielding in the heat, which is what anyone would have done I suspect. Matt and Jim opened the bowling, with Matt struggling to find his length and being swiped for a few fours. Jim took a wicket in his first over and although his performance went slowly downhill from that point, with Rob having replaced Matt Brunswick were unable to really get going with any freedom. Indeed, they put up several chances so that TWCC could get in some useful dropping practice. Rob, steaming in from the Downs End, had several sitters put down and, in the end, had to hit the stumps and produce a caught-and-bowled in order to trouble the wickets column at all. Richard, replacing Jim, produced a cunning blend of 4-balls and pearlers, and also a lovely flighted wide full-toss that provoked a suicidal smack to Matt in the gully who clung on to a great reaction catch. Fernandopulle and Hawthorn were putting on some useful runs as the grassy outfield proved to be surprisingly quick; good shots would run for four. Uncharacteristically Fernandopulle's innings was far from chanceless, maybe some early season rustiness, and he was put down off both Jim and, more often, Rob, and Fernandopulle looked as if he might be allowed to lead a charmed life through to whatever score he chose. Rob eventually removed Hawthorn for 36, and Jim contrived a freaky mis-field/run-out direct hit to remove Fernadopulle thus denying him the chance to further embarrass us in the field. The run out was certainly a key moment in the game, for after Fernandopulle was out for 42 the game turned once more TWCC's way and some control was regained. Honse and Matthew Brock bowled well at a time when the visitors were hitting out, Honse tying them down with some accurate bowling and Matthew, though being a little expensive, was also successful ending up with 2 wickets to his name. Tom Rydon sprinted in, expending more energy with every ball than anyone else did in the entire afternoon, and frequently threatened to expose weaknesses in the slips (though Jim had, by then, been moved on). The visitors, in spite of appearing to be being tied down somewhat, did, with Funnell and Green scoring 29 and 22 respectively, push the final visitor's score up to a slightly worrying 195 for 7.
The first tea of the season went down well, and Paul and James strode to the wicket full of cake and with nothing but heavy scoring and being out LBW in their minds. Paul's second ball from J Funnell swung back onto his foot and though unhappy to have had to give Paul out, umpire Jim felt that it was the correct decision and still does, though Paul thought a bit of bat had been involved. A very different start to the year for Paul who in this same fixture dominated with a century, which is a shame for him after a long winter, and TWCC were on 0 for 1, an ominous start.
The LBW brought Rob to the crease, and there began Richard's afternoon of pad-occupancy in the pavilion. James and Rob, survived both fast swing and temptation in the form of dob, and soon the score board began to tick over. And over. And over. The bowling was good and relatively tight, but the combined discipline and concentration shown by James and Rob were a real treat to witness.
At drinks, with 20 overs to go, TWCC needed about 100 to win, with only one wicket down; a good position after a start that could have heralded a TWCC problem innings. Selective heavy striking and restrained pushes for simple singles propelled TWCC towards the winning total. James and Rob loosened up as the total drew nearer, and some mighty blows meant that TWCC's stock of spare balls is already down to just one for the rest of the season. Hedges were cleared, spare balls were being dispatched, found, sent back and lost again.
Thanks must go to the weather for allowing such a pleasant match early in the season, and to Brunswick Village for their friendly sporting attitude to the game. A good fixture, this one, with our two evenly-matched sides always making for a good game. Off to the Royal Oak then; Rob's jug and Paul's thoughts of what might have been. It was also pleasant change to be joined by James who rarely joins the beer-driven post-mortems but who presumably persuaded himself this time so that he could do a bit of glory-basking.
Statistically minded observers are interested in the partnerhip of 166 - is that a TWCC record? Have all the required runs in a second innings ever been scored in a single partnership? Will Paul ever speak to Jim again? Has anyone ever worn a set of pads in the pavilion for as long as Brocky now has? Be sure not to miss next week's Gazette! Streat and Westmeston - another good one - let's hope the weather holds...
TWCC won the toss and chose to field first.
Brunswick Village Innings: S Mulford bld J Simon 5; C Hawthorn bld R Rydon 36; A Fernandopulle run out 42; C Burton ct & bld R Rydon 32; K Bradley ct & bld M Brock 20; L Maysey ct M Steinke bld R Brock 3; A Wickremesingh (apologies if not spelled correctly) LBW bld M Brock 29; J Funnell not out 22. DNB D Green, G Funnell, K Barrs.
TWCC Bowling: M Steinke 3-0-23-0; J Simon 8-1-38-1; R Rydon 8-2-27-2; R Brock 6-1-28-1; J Karvey 4-0-15-0; M Brock 5-0-34-2; T Rydon 4-0-23-0.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter LBW bld Funnell 0; J Trollope not out 75; R Rydon not out 115. DNB R Brock, E Bunn, J Simon, A Rydon, M Steinke, J Karvey, T Rydon, M Brock.
TWCC win by 9 wickets.
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Streat and Westmeston v TWCC May 1st 2011
No Richard, so Skipper Simon and Stan Spiegel discussed life in general in the middle for a bit, then Stan flipped a coin, Jim called heads, and, Lo! It was heads. TWCC bowling first.
Matt, finding his form now that his fishing had worn off, opened from the North End, and immediately had the batters paying his balls the respect they deserved. Soon the crack of ball on stumps was heard and Matt had his first wicket of the season, clean bowled. In a surprise move Jim had opened with Honse from the Downs end, and his alternative mid-European style soon provided chances and fours in equal measure. He was unlucky not to have taken a wicket, though he did have a catch taken (yes; caught!) (In someone's hands!) off a high no-ball. As the Honse magic began to wear off Jim put Phil on, newly accupunctured, and he was soon back to his old form and Tony, fending off bouncing balls in the field at deepish cover point, was finally presented with one that got to him before bouncing, and he caught it! Phil's first wicket of the year.
Streat and Westmeston began to be tied down, and only limited runs were being scored, but neither was anything much happening, so Jim took Matt off and put Paul on to "make something happen." What happened was a cracking four through mid-off, but, gradually, the line and length began to be within normal parameters, and Paul, too, was containing. Contain, contain... So it went on. Time for another change. With a side devoid of left-handers, Jim thought James' off-breaks from the Downs End would present no easy fours if a shorter ball occurred, but that there was every chance of the slope and uneven bounce producing wickets. And thus began one of those spells that only come along rarely, when the arm is golden and the batters obliging. Balls were missed, and Steve, responsible for a large part of James' success, made two stumpings and took a sharp catch behind the stumps. In total James caused the downfall of six Streat players, including that great rarity; a hat-trick! So many wickets fell, and so quickly, that Stan had to run and find his batting gear in his car! Some other people bowled, Mikey taking the final wicket in what would have been the last over before tea, and Streat were all out for 151.
So, how good a score was 151? How tricky the wicket? Did Streat and Westmeston have a James Trollope up their sleeve?
In a nutshell the answers to these questions were, in order, not very good, not very and no. Paul and James opened, as is there wont, though I might suggest that we vary this modestly in order to give the likes of Steve, Edward and Mikey a bat before they stop bothering to turn up. James, mind in the skies after his heady performance, "only" managed 14, which brought Tony to the crease to join Paul who was already heading towards a big score. There appeared to be nothing in the wicket but I suspect that this was an illusion and that our two Knights of the Willow were simply seeing a big ball and hitting it hard in the general direction of the hedge. Paul rattled past his 50 on his way to 77 not-out (10 fours, 2 sixes), and Tony, ever accelerating as the winning total neared, reached an eventual 47 not-out (7 fours (he reached 28 with all fours before bothering with anything else) and an all-run five and 2 sixes), clearing the pavilion and losing the ball for a final six to win the match.
Pub pub pub beer jug chat laugh cheese and onion Stan beer beer guffaw milk (odd but true...) pub laugh and there you go; cricket at its best.
TWCC stride on, no-one gets a bat beyond No. 3, Dave didn't get a bowl (sorry Dave), and we hope to see LBW's amongst the top order again soon.
TWCC won the toss and chose to field first.
Streat and Westmeston Innings: S Barrs St Rogers Bld Trollope 48; C Mansfield Bld M Steinke 9; S Forster Ct T Pearce Bld P Steinke 34; B Baxter Ct Karvay Bld Trollope 11; R Spurr run out 11; R Baxter Ct Rogers (wkt) Bld Trollope 1; P Davison Ct Simon Bld M Pearce 11; P Wise St Rogers Bld Trollope 4; R Church LBW Trollope 0; M Tombleson Bld Trollope 0; S Spiegel not out 0.
TWCC Bowling: M Steinke 10-2-27-1; H Karvay 5-0-15-0; P Steinke 9-2-21-1; P Hunter 8-0-37-0; J Trollope 7-1-25-6; J Simon 4-0-18-0; M Pearce 1-0-2-1.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter not out 77; J Trollope Bld Tombleson 14; T Pearce not out 47. DNB S Rogers, E Bunn, M Pearce, D Jones, J Simon, H Karvay, M Steinke, P Steinke.
Streat and Westmeston Bowling; M Tombleson 6-0-43-1; R Baxter 3-0-24-0; R Church 3-0-15-0; P Davison 2-0-24-0; P Wise -1-0-16-0; S Forster 1-0-11-0; S Spiegel 1-0-10-0.
TWCC win by 9 wickets.
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TWCC v Greys May 8th 2011
Already this year the hard pressed TWCC archivists have been working frantically trying to keep up with back to back 9 wicket victories, 6 wicket hauls, hat-tricks and the like. This day was to throw another cracker on the fire of Twineham cricket: when was the last time 19 wickets fell in a home match? Whilst the record keepers shuffle off to blow the dust off fraying scorebooks, here are the details of a fine afternoon’s cricket.
We came into the match on the back of two victories with few players having had very much to do so far this season. Only 4 players had actually batted in the first two matches, and it was clear that we needed to get more people some good cricket, which generally means a bat! So rather than go for the cut-throat manoeuvre of bowling first, Richard decided that a winning toss would mean we would bat. As it was he lost but they put us in: perfect.
Steve opened with Paul and they faced good tight opening bowling. Steve looked a little ring-rusty but they kept the scoreboard moving along until Paul was bowled on 13. Tony came to the wicket and went on to dominate proceedings as he so often does. Steve’s well ground out innings ended on 24, and the rest came and went as bit parts to the Tony Pearce show, with 14 fours and 3 sixes. But happily everybody had a bat, some lovely shots from Matt and a great cut from Honse. Only Matthew Brock failed to face a ball as we eked out every run to finish on 207-9, this despite a 5 wicket haul in just two overs from Line. After another delicious tea from Hannah Brock, Matt and Jim set about the Grey’s openers, with – remarkably – the original match ball, found numerous times despite Tony’s attempts to lose it in the fields. And Jim made great use of the shine to move it around, whilst Matt’s pace had the openers playing and missing. Eventually Jim claimed the controversial first wicket: an LBW which the umpire gave, the batsman contested and the fielders shrugged unknowingly: it had to stand because there was no unanimity that it struck the bat first. Anyway that brought in a chap well known to us here in Twineham: a small Australian called Covill who is a fine bat, but also – refreshingly – a modest, pleasant and thoroughly sporting fellow. He took the bowlers to task, sparing no bad balls and rather a large number of good ones. James couldn’t repeat the magic of last week though did get the other opener with a catch at midwicket while Honse continues his remarkable upward learning curve of bowling. Because of Mr Covill the game was still there to be won by either side as the 20 overs came up: they needed around 6 an over with plenty of wickets in hand. The decisive bowling change came – and not for the first time – with Phil who took a wicket in his first over, caught quite brilliantly in the slips by Edward. An early contender for catch of the season, he got those great fingers beneath it an inch from the grass. Another exceptional catch from Jim, diving forward to scoop another ball up got Honse his wicket. Finally the skipper felt the need for some early season cheap wickets, one eye as ever on those figures. It turned out to be a decisive first over: two wickets came from it and suddenly victory appeared possible. But what were we going to do about `him`. The field was an ever-changing organism, moving in and out as the batsmen crossed or the last ball of the over loomed. And finally it paid dividends: with great credit to the spirit of the game, Covill kept going for the win when others might have shut up shop: and launched into one shot which flew high, high into the air around deep midwicket. Matt sprinted towards it, needing luck to make the ground let alone take the catch. But take it he did, a brilliant running catch on a day of great catches. One wicket to go and a number 11 who liked to play his shots. He teased the field twice before deciding on a suicidal run, and whilst the two batsmen stopped in the middle of the pitch, Edward calmly threw the ball in and the bails were removed. A great day’s cricket, another win, everybody involved, a happy club. For now.....
Greys won the toss and chose to bowl first
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Ct Bld Southon 13; S Rogers Ct Bld Line 24; T Pearce Bld Line 113; J Simon Ct Bld Line 5; E Bunn Ct Bld Line 8; J Trollope Ct Bld Azari 15; M Steinke Bld Partridge 14; J Karvay Ct Bld Hoare 7; R Brock Ct Covill Bld Line 0; M Brock not out 0; P Steinke not out 0.
TOTAL 207-9 (42 OVERS)
Greys Bowling; Hoare: 22.214.171.124; Day 8-1-24-0; Sewell 11-0-57-3; Azami 7-0-57-0; Partridge 4-0-28-1; Covill 2-0-15-0; Line 2-1-2-5.
Fall: 22, 107, 120, 164, 173, 200, 201, 207, 207
Greys Innings: Brasher Ct R Brock Bld Trollope 25; Line LBW Bld J Simon 2; Covill Ct M Steinke Bld R Brock 88; Fenton Ct J Simon Bld J Karvay 0; Gallagher Ct E Bunn Bld P Steinke 16; Burgess Ct P Hunter Bld P Steinke 12; Day Bld R Brock 1; Partridge Ct wkt S Rogers Bld R Brock 0; Sewell not out 2; Hoare Ct J Trollope Bld P Steinke 0; Azami run out (Bunn) 1.
TOTAL: approx 160 all out (scorebook didn’t show final total) (37 OVERS)
M Steinke 7-2-35-0; J Simon 6-1-15-1; J Trollope 6-0-34-1; J Karvay 5-1-29-1; P Steinke 7-0-18-3; M Brock 3-0-18-0; R Brock 3-0-6-3.
TWCC won by 47 runs (until we hear differently)
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TWCC v Moulsecoomb May15th 2011
Would you like your game cooked or overcooked sir.....? In-keeping with our exciting and attack minded approach so far this season, Richard strode out to the middle to win the toss and bat, put up a big score and them scuttle Moulsecoomb for 100. Unfortunately he lost the toss, but Moulsecoomb obliged by putting us in.
Steve set off in great style, clubbing big fours around the ground. James was his more thoughtful self, building up his concentration over a period of time, digging in. So when Steve’s 21 came to an end with a wild swing, he had 5 fours to his name, and a bloodied ear where he turned his back on a bouncer but forgot to duck. Mikey’s stay was short – full of style but little substance – but when Tony came in at 4, the scoring rate failed to accelerate as we might have hoped. Some helpful advice from the pavilion during drinks `get a bloody move on` helped Tony find his focus: he soon powered past James’ score, beating him to 50 and again set about trying to lose balls into the neighbouring field. The fun lasted for 51 balls and brought Tony 79 and suddenly we were looking at a very big score. Moulsecoomb helped this by bringing on Shane Lightly whose bowling contribution was 55 runs and one wicket in 4 overs. When Tony eventually holed out to Mr Lightly, Edward joined James and they continued to make excellent progress. Only the reluctant urn – as it turned out fortunately - prevented us from an early declaration: and we finished on a massive 242 for 3, James unable to use the last 4 balls to move from 94 to his century, despite massive air shots.
The bowling attack started well: Matt was bowling fast and straight and took 2 wickets in his spell, though Mikey, Honse, Joe Panther and Tony all drew blanks. Joe was expensive but his overs threw up a couple of chances which we dropped, whilst the Moulsecoomb batsmen (both called Branford) continued to attack our total. But was it one over too many? His fourth over cost 19 and left them needing 105 from the last 20 overs, with the numbers 3 and 4 hitting hard and making us pay for dropped catches. The match had definitely changed: we needed wickets to keep control and were in danger of letting it slip away. Who ya gonna call in a situation like that? Phil of course: and he gave us the wicket we needed on the 9th ball of his spell. A stand of 117 was broken though they still needed only 5 an over, which soon slipped down to just 4 an over. A dropped catch led to a runout by Richard a couple of overs later: but all the time their number 4 T Branford was in, the match looked likely to go Moulsecoomb’s way. Four overs to go, 20 needed: Richard was bowling from the pavilion end: an LBW shout and Kevin Cooke, Moulsecoomb stalwart for many years and the umpire at the time slowly raised his finger, giving Mr Branford out on 96! Moulsecoomb simply didn’t have the heavy-hitting required to get the rest of the runs: and the match ended with them on 237-6, 6 short of victory and a draw it was.
TWCC lost the toss and batted
TWCC Innings: S Rogers Bld Gibson 21;J Trollope not out 94;M Pearce Ct & Bld Gibson 6; T Pearce Ct Bld S. Lightly 79E Bunn not out 32; TOTAL 242-3
Fall: 34-2, 40-3, (rest not recorded) DNB: H Karvay, J Panther, D Jones, M Steinke, R Brock, P Steinke.
Moulsecoomb bowling: D McGowan 15-3-61-0; J Gibson 11-1-55-2; D Sherwin 6-1-20-0; S Branford 4-0-36-0; S Lightly 4-0-55-1.
Moulsecoomb Innings: M Hunston Ct S Rogers (wk) Bld M Steinke 0; K Cooke Ct Trollope Bld M Steinke 32; S Branford LBW Bld P Steinke 66; T Branford LBW Bld R Brock 96; D Sherwin run out (R Brock) 11; P Langhorn not out 11; S Lightly Ct M Pearce Bld R Brock 6; A Fowler not out 1.
TWCC Bowling: M Steinke 7-4-25-2; M Pearce 4-0-27-0; J Panther 4-0-63-0; H Karvay6-1-35-0; T Pearce 2-0-21-0; R Brock 9-0-40-2; P Steinke 7-0-32-1.
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Bolney v TWCC May 22nd 2011
Traditionally TWCC manage to embarrass themselves with forlorn under-achievement when playing Bolney. Last season's 72 all out comes to mind. So it was that we checked with Mrs Rydon months in advance to ensure Wineham's finest would be available for us: and how happy that he was, because boy did we need him. After winning the toss and opting to continue our great batting of late, our top four managed 17 runs between them as we slipped from a comfortable 6 without loss to 29-4. But then the first of two crucial stands, both involving Rob, turned the game our way. 18 from Edward in a stand of 49 clawed us back into contention, then a flourishing and flouncy 56 from Mikey with a free flowing Rob added another 97. We were in the game, and the pity is Rob was caught on 91. Jo Panther's 12 from 3 balls helped put the total higher still and by the time Phil was bowled from the penultimate ball of the last over, we'd reached 210, a truly defendable score, and more like our true selves. A lovely tea supplied as ever by Bolney and then off to work. Bolney reached 39 in just 7 overs thanks to JMS Flower spanking hard driven fours. But we kept our cool and after a couple of maidens, Mr Flower became impatient and drove Matt for a towering shot to long off where Richard nervously danced around before taking the catch - a very big wicket! And it became synonymous with the day: a day when all the catches were held. Rob re-entered the fray this time as bowler: and took 3 wickets, sharp catches to Steve and Richard. Phil took 2 great catches and Tony 3 as the Bolney resistance crumbled at one end: two wickets for James, one for Honse, one for Matt. Whilst the opener, J Moore, refused to budge all innings and finished not out on 34, at the other end no Bolney batsman after Flower made double figures: in fact 6 made noughts. So who can blame the skipper for bringing himself on at the end of this carnage for a quick 3 wickets in 11 balls for 1 run: he has his figures to think about!!! He took the last two wickets in two balls leaving a hat-trick open when the opportunity presents! Bolney were skittled out for just 81, with overs to spare: clearly not their strongest side, but a day to remember for both teams. And remarkably, another 20 wickets match!
TWCC won the toss and opted to bat
TWCC Innings:J Trollope Ct B Griffin Bld JMS Flower 4; S Rogers LBW JMS Flower 10; T Pearce Ct Flower Bld Madden 1; R Brock Bld Madden 2; R Rydon Ct J Gathern Bld JMS Flower 91; E Bunn Ct Matthews Bld D Flower 18; M Pearce Run out 56; J Panther Bld S Matthews 12; M Steinke Bld JMS Flower 3; H Karvay not out 0; P Steinke Bld JMS Flower 0. TOTAL 210 All Out.
Bolney Bowling: James Flower 13.5-2-39-5; M Madden 8-2-30-2; D Flower 7-0-44-1; S Bowles7-0-54-0; Matthews 5-0-39-1.
Fall: 6-1, 19-2, 20-3, 29-4, 78-6, 175-5, 188-8, 210-7, 210-9, 210-10.
Bolney Innings: J Moore not out 34; JMS Flower Ct R Brock Bld M Steinke 27; D Tyler Ct WK S Rogers Bld Rydon 1; J Gathern Bld Rydon 0; S Bowles Ct P Steinke Bld Trollope 4; D Bridge Ct T Pearce Bld Trollope 0; B Griffin Ct R Brock Bld Rydon 4; D Flower Ct T Pearce Bld H Karvay 0; S Matthews Bld R Brock 0; M Madden Ct P Steinke Bld R Brock 0; J Flower Ct T Pearce Bld R Brock 0. TOTAL 81 All Out.
TWCC Bowling: M Steinke 6-1-21-1; P Steinke 7-1-22-0;R Rydon 6-5-4-3; J Trollope 4-1-17-2; M Pearce 2-0-11-0; H Karvay 3-2-1-1; R Brock 1.5-0-1-3.
Fall: 39-1, 46-2, 46-3, 59-4, 59-5, 68-6, 73-7, 80-8, 81-9, 81-10.
TWCC win by 129 runs.
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TWCC v Xiles May 29th 2011
We gathered in the dressing room on this grey and breezy day to hear Richard announce to those members of the team who were not aware the terrible news that Jonathan’s son Angus had lost his fight for life. Our thoughts and our sympathy go out to Jonathan and Liz. We signed a card of condolence that was sent to their home. We look forward to welcoming Jonathan back when he feels the time is right.
With that awful news broken, we took to the field. TWCC were looking to go into June undefeated, so confidence was high. 7 fifties and 2 centuries were already secured in the first 5 games, so we sought to build on that against Xiles of Brighton. Richard won the toss and with this form, he felt he had to bat: but he opened with Mikey (to stop his whining) and Steve and between them they put on 36, with Mikey looking in fine form and very correct. After Steve was caught for 7, Tony came in but never go to grips with an attack which was generally accurate though not totally threatening. So Tony departed for just 12, a rare failure. In came James, and he set about his task like the James of old: perhaps one should say the revitalised James, since he is having a stunning season. A slow start, getting to grips with the bowling and the pace of the pitch, punishing the bad balls: everything that has made him the supreme batsman he is today. Matt kept him company for a long time: in fact their stand was 76, of which Matt as the junior partner scored 7 before he was run out. But it was great experience for him and James continued on with Edward, Joe and eventually Jim before he claimed his century in the last over before tea with one of two towering sixes, to go with his 16 fours. It was an excellent innings, built steadily but with the runs piled on at the end helping the score to reach 94-6. It meant Richard had the option once again of being able to set up an attacking field for the openers, Matt and Jim. Unfortunately, this was to be one of those days where the catches didn’t stick. Matt had a chance put down – a routine catch to Mikey at third slip. Steve let a difficult low chance slip, even Edward shelled one off Richard later in the innings. These chances were to cost us. We didn’t pick up a wicket with either opener, and only when Phil replaced Matt did we get the breakthrough, a catch at a well placed fly slip. Richard bowled the other opener and Mikey weighed in with a brilliantly casual run out from the covers. But the wickets came only occasionally, not the flurry we needed. Only when James came on on this his finest day did they tumble: he took 3 wickets, though the term `assisted suicide` comes to mind because two were heaves to deep square leg and one was stumped. Anyway the numbers 7 and 8 showed fortitude and – in fairness – a willingness to keep going for their shots: but by this time Xiles were way behind. They actually finished on 174-6. A quiet draw.
TWCC won the toss and opted to bat
TWCC Innings: M Pearce Bld Miller 35; S Rogers Ct?? Bld Miller 7; T Pearce Ct ??? Bld Wilcox 12 J Trollope not out 103; M Steinke Run out 7; E Bunn Bld Weston 3; J Panther Bld Miller 3; J Simon Not out 2.
TOTAL 194-6 DNB: D Rogers, R Brock, P Steinke.
Bowling: (40 overs) Leslie 7-1-22-0; Miller 11-1-57-3; Wilcox 9-2-30-0; Chigwin 6-0-24-0; Hooper 3-0-19-0; Weston 4-0-38-0. Fall: 36-2, 50-1, 62-3, 129-5, 155-5, 168-7.
Xiles Innings: Hooper Bld R Brock 34; Hannant Ct T Pearce Bld P Steinke 30; Blakeston run out (M Pearce) 0; Cambell Ct Bunn Bld Trollope 21; Petche Ct Bunn Bld Trollope 4; Stead St Rogers (wk) Bld Trollope 13; Leslie not out 29; Chidwick not out 33.
Bowling: M Steinke 8-1-38-0; J Simon 9-3-12-0; P Steinke 7-3-11-1; R Brock 9-0-49-1; J Trollope 6-0-28-3; M Pearce 2-0-20-0; D Rogers 1-0-12-0.
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Parham Park v TWCC June 5th 2011
Following last year’s successful first fixture with Parham Park, we were invited back to this gloriously-set cricket ground. We still had to use the tradesman’s entrance so that neither the house owners nor members of the public would be shocked by Mikey’s "three quarters of the way down his arse" skinny jeans, though Dave Rogers flew the flag by turning up at the house entrance, whilst the rest of us gathered at the back! It was grey and gloomy, rain was in the air. Literally. And by the time the toss was lost and we were asked to bowl, the threat of rain became a reality. Still we settled down to our job with the irregular opening pair of Jim and Honse, and very well they did. They kept a tight line on a slow pitch which offered a little to seam, and they broke through the opening pair with barely 20 on the board. It came as a result of a fantastic running catch in the rain from Joe Panther from Honse’s bowling and was just the break we were after. Honse also accounted for the other opener with a good LBW shout, which brought to the wicket Mr Williams, known to Phil to be a good all-round player. But the rain was not making the pitch easy and so it was that with just 2 to his name, he was rapped on his pad by Jim and the finger went up. Williams, a young man with obvious talent but little good grace, was initially incredulous and unmoving, his `advice` to the umpire as he stormed off was heard by most of those present, his bat flew in one direction and his gloves in the other before he’d left the field of play. Back with cricket, Phil then chipped in with the first of two clean-bowled wickets, but then the rain came down harder and we took an early (excellent) tea. During the interval, with Parham on 79-4, the skies cleared somewhat and we picked up where we left off; tight bowling, rather laboured fielding from the over thirty's, but excellent catching, as demonstrated by James’s elastic arm catch off Joe, and Honse’s diving catch from Mikey’s medium-pacers. The 9th wicket went down at 130 when Parham called it a day. Excellent bowling all round, with 3 wickets for Mikey, 2 for Phil and Honse and one a piece for Joe and Jim. Boundaries had been hard to get because of the rain and long, harsh grass in the outfield, so it was a score that was not too far below par.
We turned straight round, because the rain was starting to fall quite heavily again. Steve fell early but Tony and James forged ahead, and began making light work of the total we faced, moving at 5 an over, despite the accurate and pacy bowling threat posed by the newly returned and more cheerful Williams. They reached 77 before James was bowled, well on the way to our target. Richard moved himself up the order – because he can – but then began to justify the move as he cracked off a couple of boundaries and kept the score moving briskly. Tony was unusually clean-bowled on 49, but Edward came in as the rain continued and the game was safely put to bed with 8 overs to spare.
A good all-round performance in testing conditions, with the meanness of the bowlers and the excellence of the catches being the deciding factors.
Our thanks to Parham for sharing in our hardiness in the face of rain, and for their hospitality.
Parham Park won the toss and elected to bat.
Parham Park Innings: Wales Ct Panther Bld Karvay 12; B Huffe LBW Bld Karvay 21; Vander Bld P Steinke 15; Williams LBW Bld Simon 2; MoodySt S Rogers Bld Panther 36; Bolton Bld P Steinke 17; Fraser Ct Karvay Bld M Pearce 6; Brooks Bld M Pearce 1; Ferret Ct Trollope Bld M Pearce 2; Jones not out 7; TOTAL 130-9 (40 overs).
Bowling: J Simon 10-3-20-1; H Karvay 7-1-26-2; M Pearce 10-1-31-3; P Steinke 9-1-25-2; E Bunn 6-0-25-0, J Panther 2-0-13-1.
TWCC Innings: J Trollope Bld 46 (56); S Rogers Bld 0 (2); T Pearce Bld 49 (45); R Brock not out 34 (35); E Bunn not out 11 (19).
TOTAL 131-3 (27 overs) DNB: M Pearce, J Panther, J Simon, H Karvay, D Rogers, P Steinke.
Fall: 2-10, 1-77, 3-91
Bowling: Morris 7-0-31-1; Frasier 3-0-19-0; Williams 5-1-15-0; Mitchell 5-0-24-1; Moody 4-0-17-1; Vander 2-0-9-0; Jones 1-0-5-0.
TWCC WON BY 7 WICKETS
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TWCC v Headliners June 19th 2011
Toss lost, and TWCC were put in to bat. And it was not hard to see why as the Headliners this year came complete with Proctor, a left-arm swing-bowler of some pace. Good enough, it proved, even to take out first Dave Rogers and then Jim! It took the dogged resistance of Honse and a dampening ball to dull the edge of this penetrating bowler's blade. Fast in-swinging yorkers. Killer blows, raining in from the Downs end along with the rain. However, eventually the squalls subsided (poetic license here; it wasn't raining (though it had been)) and, as the metaphorical clouds lifted, TWCC could look forward to brighter times ahead. Then Paul was out. The third clean-bowled wicket to fall to Proctor and only 38 minutes into the game. Honse, managing better than many to put his bat in the way of the ball, defied the excellence of the bowling, from both ends actually, and managed to rotate the strike to James, which was lucky for Honse as it was James who was facing Paul "Trigger" Hunter as the first LBW appeal rang round the ground. James out for 3. Then in at No. 6 came Wineham lad, Rob Rydon, and after a brief ship-steadying phase his well-schooled talent soon began to fully exert itself. Having seen off the opening bowler who did the damage, Honse was out; LBW to Bryant and Hunter working in combination at the Pavilion End (it may not have been Paul, actually, but who cares?) for a creditable 9, and to the crease strode the lengthy figure of Matt Steinke. Matt joined Rob with the score at 55 for 4 and there followed a lovely purple patch with Rob commanding proceedings and Matt keeping his end up with some glances and pulls to rotate the strike. Rob began to really open up as the fielding side began to tire, and fours and sixes were soon the order of the day as he powered to a mighty 89 not out. Matt, on 34, finally made way for Steve Rogers who manfully batted out the final over without scoring anything at all, and TWCC found that, thanks particularly to Rob, but also to a belligerent and effective Matt, they were able to look another Brock tea full in the face on 195 for 6.
Jonathan and Liz came along for their share of the tea, and I hope they know how pleased their friends at the club were to see them.
Richard opened with Jim and Matthew Brock, neither of whom did any real damage apart from to their figures, and soon wisely decided to get Phil and James going. Phil, of course, had the visitors in some trouble, but it was James' confident looping deliveries that began the Headliners' slide, taking 2 for 20 off seven overs. Richard took off a luckless Phil and thought he'd give Rob a go with the ball.
Bowling fast and true it wasn't long before he picked out Jim at fourth slip, after which sad incident he again thought it best to concentrate on the stumps. Swinging the ball both ways, varying his length, and generally steaming in with the wind behind him, the full ball dipping in to the right-hander was soon clattering into the wickets at regular intervals. Largely unplayable, much, the Editor feels, like Proctor's deliveries at the start of the TWCC innings. Richard, from the Pavilion End, also bowled with great effect into the wind getting the ball to swing away from the right-handers and it was he who took the ninth wicket to fall to finish off the game; nine wickets were enough following the unfortunate injury sustained by a Headliner as he ran in to bowl and who could take no further part in the game.
It was, however, Rob's spell that ensured the win, and he ended with figures of 5 wickets for 8 runs off 7 overs. This, together with scoring 89 not out was such a conspicuously impressive performance that it was no surprise when the TWCC Development Board insisted on Rob providing a urine sample. Not to test, but to drink.
Headliners won the toss and decided to field first.
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Bld Proctor 14; D Rogers Bld Proctor 0; J Simon Bld Proctor 6; H Karvay LBW Bryant 9; J Trollope LBW Bryant 3; R Rydon not out 89; M Steinke caught, Bld Talbot 34; S Rogers not out 0. Extras 39. Total 195 for 6. DNB M Brock, R Brock, P Steinke.
Headliners Bowling: Proctor 8-1-17-3; Bryant 11-3-31-2; Frasier 8-1-40-0; Furbright 5-0-35-0; Boardman 4-0-35-0; J Pearson 5-1-9-0; Hollins 0.2-0-0-0; Talbot 0.4-0-7-0.
Headliners' Innings: M Pearson ct Brydon Bld Trollope 15; Boardman Bld Trollope 22; Neal Ct. M Steinke Bld R Brock 11; Norbury Bld Rydon 11; J Pearson Bld Rydon 0; Bryant Bld Rydon 3; Proctor Bld Rydon 5; Fraser Bld Rydon 0; Talbot Bld Rydon 0; Birthwight not out 0. Extras 3. Total 71 for 9 (all out). Retired hurt and DNB Hollis.
TWCC Bowling: J Simon 5-2-10-0; M Brock 5-0-19-0; Trollope 7-1-20-2; P Steinke 4-0-10-0; Rydon 7-3-8-5; R Brock 4.3-3-1-2.
TWCC win by 124 runs.
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Poynings v TWCC June 26th 2011
Momentous events unfolded on this sun-baked afternoon on the Poynings ground tucked away on the lower slopes of the famous South Downs. We had just 10, and were up against a team who have frequently taken our scalp over the years. So the omens were not good and worsened rapidly: firstly we were told it would be a 40/40 winner takes all: then we lost the toss and were asked to bowl in temperatures approaching 30c and a pitch which was soft and spongy, offering little to the bowler. Opening with Jim and Mikey, it was immediately clear that the sapping slowness of the pitch would reward only full length and accurate bowling: and that it would be hard to get the ball away, thus a low scoring match seemed likely. Jim bowled well down the hill, but Mikey struggled to cope uphill with the pitch, its pace, its slope – even its width!! After just one over – which as it turned out contributed almost 10% of Poynings` eventual total – Mikey was taken off. Richard brought himself on and immediately found a good line and length, clean bowling their number 2 in his first over. He repeated the trick with the other opener 2 overs later: and then tempted the number 4 to slice a drive to Mikey in the covers, who picked up a good catch leaping forward to leave Poynings in trouble at 24-3. A change of bowlers brought Phil down the hill and young Matthew Brock presciently replacing his father. And that’s when a good start became “momentous.” Matthew bowled the next 6 overs near faultlessly. Bowling with good pace, he found perfect full-length balls and a tight off-stump line – and stuck to what proved a winning formula. The first batsman to try to get him away was their no 5, the famously named Knott. He hit a low straight ball to Phil standing next to the bowler at mid-on, who snapped it up inches from the ground. Whilst Phil continued to bowl tightly at the other end and the runs dried up, 2 overs later Matthew had the dangerous number 3 batsman Jones LBW. The very next ball he clean-bowled batsman 6, Noms for 2. The hat-trick didn’t happen but with six wickets down, the only name in the bowler’s column was Brock! In his fourth over Matthew secured another LBW, this time the number 8 Fowler. Begging to be kept on to try for his first ever fifer, he bowled a beauty on the off stump, caught the edge straight to James at gulley. Who shelled it! Heartbreak…. Despite his tiredness, he came back to bowl another and got another edge from number 9 Brennan: it flew low to Tony at first slip who brilliantly caught it one-handed. Matthew fell to his knees and at the age of 14 years and 159 days, he got his first fifer in competitive cricket. The TWCC archivists are now working hard to establish whether he enters the record books as the youngest `fifer achiever` in TWCC’s recent history: particular attention is being given to the record of one S Simon, once of this parish. Anyway, it was a brilliant effort and his 6 overs had cost only 21 runs. With 8 “Bowled Brock”’s (wow! That's a grammatical challenge! I give up, and give in. Ed.) in the book it was down to Phil to restore order and he neatly bowled their number 10 whilst they were still only in their 70s. And Jim broke a fruitful last stand by getting his first wicket with Poynings all out for 96 from 32.3 overs. As Matthew led the team off to an excellent tea, we knew we would still have to bat well with the sun beating down on us still. Steve and James however started briskly and we moved into the 40s without loss. However James fell for just 17 perhaps partly due to sunstroke, and then came the wobble. Tony was caught on the boundary, hooking, and Dave was clean bowled. And when Steve fell for 40 to a brilliant salmon like catch from one of the oldest players on the field and Jo Panther was bowled, we were still 20+ short of our target. However Jim came in with one of those swishing cameos which are his trademark: a six and a couple of fours – and we were home by 4 wickets (allowing for our 10 men). What a day. One Matthew will never forget, nor his father, and of course also the day when TWCC’s unbeaten run stretched into July!
Poynings won the toss and elected to bat.
POYNINGS INNINGS: T Rapley Bld R Brock 16; S Jenner Bld R Brock 0; A Jones LBW Bld M Brock 24; W Brooks Ct M Pearce Bld R Brock 10; P Knott Ct P Steinke Bld M Brock 0; G Noms Bld M Brock 0; R Purdew LBW Bld J Simon 2; K Fowler LBW Bld M Brock 4; A Brennan Ct T Pearce Bld M Brock 0; L Noms Bld P Steinke 12; S Latham Not out 11.
TOTAL 96 (17 EXTRAS)
TWCC Bowling: J Simon 7.3-0-26-1; M Pearce 1-0-9-0; R Brock 8-2-13-3; P Steinke 8-3-6-1; M Brock 6-1-21-5; J Panther 1-0-11-0; J Trollope 1-0-5-0.
TWCC INNINGS: J Trollope Ct Brookes Bld Knott 17; S Rogers Ct Rapley Bld Brookes 40; T Pearce Ct Latham Bld Brookes 15; D Rogers Bld Latham 0; J Panther Bld Brooks 2; J Simon not out 15; M Pearce not out 2. DNB: M Brock, P Steinke, R Brock (10 men).
TOTAL 98 – 5
Poynings Bowling: L Norris 4-13; K Fowler 4-22; P Knott 5-0-19-1; S Latham 7-0-27-1; W Brooks 3-1-13-3.
TWCC won by 4 wickets
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Wisley v TWCC July 3rd
Like a fine wine, the TWCC squad seems to improve with age: a greater maturity, a rich and personable quality afforded by a perfect blend and the fermentation of ingredients over many years. Even a distinctive aroma!! Much can be said of its constituent parts too, each of which is capable of delivering extraordinary results, week after week. This week, the laurel wreath of glory was to fall firmly onto the sun-burnished bonce of P Steinke. The squad travelled to Wisley to attempt to defend an unbeaten record stretching into July for the second time in three years. We were not helped by a number of our finest batsmen being unable to make the trip: James, Paul and Edward amongst them. However we rounded up 11 of Sussex’s finest and reached Wisley, one of our longest-standing and most pleasant fixtures, in good time. Unhappily for Wisley,it seems RHS Wisley are failing to put the care required into their pitch and outfield, and it shows. What is usually an excellent ground looked in need of much attention. The pitch wasn’t properly cut and the outfield was alive with weeds and there were lots of large holes, dangerous on a cricket field. We wish the Wisley chaps well as they try to persuade the RHS to continue to respect and look after their ground and put aside any schemes to do away with it. Cricket is, after all, as perfect a way of spending a Sunday afternoon as looking round ornate gardens. (Controversial! I can't think of a worse way of spending an afternoon than looking at a garden. Ed.) Anyway, the coin was tossed and came to rest nestling in the deep green grass on the strip. We lost again, and were asked to bat. The readership won’t be surprised to learn that there was strong lobbying to put Mikey in as opener; from Mikey himself. But it seemed a reasonable shout and Mikey and Steve strode out to begin their task. Unfortunately, what the lobbyist failed to mention, aside from the promise of plentiful runs and fine style, was the danger of an early exit: and this is exactly what happened, Mikey clean bowled for 4. An unlikely number 3 in the shape of Richard helped, in a rather small way, the score onto 36 before he was LBW for 7. Already the pitch was showing variable bounce and one of their players predicted that 100 would be a good score to beat. But Tony took on the bowling and with Steve playing well yet again, they took the score up to 63 before Steve was given run out by umpire Mikey, despite seeming to be safely home. Tony went for 24, eleven runs later and a cluster of wickets fell for the next 9 runs, leaving us at a dangerous 83-7. However Jo Panther sprang to the rescue with a spirited and responsible 22 and the Twineham tail wagged long enough to take us to 115 all out. An excellent tea helped us not one jot prepare for our stint in the field, but with determined accuracy required, Richard opted for the father son combination of Matt and Phil to open the bowling. Thus started the second week running of astonishing bowling by a father son double-act. Matt took the first wicket LBW with just 1 run on the board before handing over the baton to his dad: who refused to give it back! Phil delivered a stunning performance, using the bounce, the movement and his field to remarkable effect as he took the next 5 wickets for just 7 runs to leave Wisley in desperate straits on 31-6. Two were clean bowled and three caught with varying degrees of brilliance by Tony at first slip. At the other end, Matt enjoyed no luck whatsoever, having 3 catches dropped, the most glaring being a simple chip to Richard at extra cover, from the opener Kerrigan, the only batsman really offering much resistance. Honse, Mikey and Matt Brock then bowled well but without success as we attempted to wrap up tha game. The skipper brought himself on and took a couple of wickets including partially making amends by bowling the aforementioned Kerrigan: but with just 6 of the 20 overs remaining, the only person to turn to to seal the win was – again - Phil. And sure enough, in his first over back, he got their skipper off the gloves – an excellent walk by the way – and finally a looped catch to Malcolm, guesting for us and sealing our win. Phil’s astounding figures were 11 overs, 8 maidens, 7 for 7. It was a brilliant performance, making excellent use of the pitch and the conditions, and backed up well by the rest of the team on a hot but ultimately victorious 20 wicket afternoon in Surrey.
Wisley won the toss and elected to field
TWCC Innings: S Rogers run out 28; M Pearce Bld Prasad 4; R Brock LBW Bld Kumar 7; T Pearce Bld Prasad 24; D Rogers Bld Ahmed 3; M Steinke Ble J Richards 1; H Karvay Bld J Richards 4; J Panther Ct J Richards Bld J Richards Jnr 22; M Gasson Bld J Richards Jnr 5; M Brock Ct J Richards Bld?? 2; P Steinke not out 0. Extras 15 TOTAL 115 all out (41.1 OVERS).
Fall: 7-2, 36-3, 63-1, 74-4, 77-6, 83-7, 83-5, 98-9, 115-10, 115-8
WISLEY Bowling: Prasad 13-5-28-2, Kumar 9-0-26-2, Ahmed 7-0-30-1, J Richards 8-2-14-3, Richards Jnr 4.1-2-11-2.
WISLEY Innings: M Kerrigan Bld R Brock 30; O Bunce LBW Bld M Steinke 0; M Dickson Ct T Pearce Bld P Steinke 17; I Pollock Bld P Steinke 0; J Richards Bled P Steinke 7; P Hijesinghe Ct T Pearce Bld P Steinke 0; Ahmad Ct T Pearce Bld P Steinke 0; L Swann not out 7;J Richards Bld R Brock 0; J Snelling Ct S Rogers Bld P Steinke 1; S Kumar Ct M Gasson Bld P Steinke 0. Extras 6.TOTAL: 68 all out (37 OVERS).
Fall: 1-2, 18-3, 18-4, 31-5, 31-6, 31-7, 63-1, 63-9, 68-10, 68-8.
TWCC Bowling: M Steinke 9-4-22-1, P Steinke 11-8-7-7, J Karvey 4-0-10, M Pearce 5-1-13-0, M Brock 5-0-11-0, R Brock 3-2-1-2.
TWCC WIN BY 47 runs.
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Tintern CC v TWCC July 10th 2011
TWCC went into the match unbeaten this season, and so it turns out did Tintern. The teams, it is fair to say, whilst both heading in the same direction, plot different routes to reach their destination. Tintern’s is a more happy go lucky, devil may care approach, TWCC’s is more careful and cautious. Richard lost the toss and was asked to bowl in a 12 a side match, our numbers boosted by Steve and James Taylor.
With Matt and Jim opening, what looked a dodgy pitch soon proved to be so. It is used as a football pitch in the winter and understandably therefore, the cricket pitch (which doubles as the centre spot) was of variable bounce. Jim’s first wicket was an LBW, a good early strike: but the next pair piled on the runs with heavy-handed batting, sending the balls to the boundaries. But Jim stuck to his line and got another LBW on 40, and with a run out at the same score, we seemed on course to limit their scoring flurry. Unfortunately they were all of the same mind: score lots of runs quickly and brutally. And whilst Matt eventually got an LBW after catches were, as usual, dropped from his bowling, it was Phil who quelled their run rate with an excellent spell conceding just 19 runs and picking up a wicket. James Taylor picked up two caught and bowled wickets, though also took a bit of a pasting by his team mates eager to show him what they could do to his bowling. Steve Taylor, who dropped a towering catch to the delight of those same team mates, picked 2 wickets – including that of his other son Jonathan, who had batted steadily and sensibly for 27. Finally the final wicket fell with just 32 overs bowled but a challenging score posted of 157. We knew we were missing top batsmen and we would all have to bat well and have luck from the pitch. And it all started out rather well: Mikey and Steve started very slowly but steadily and reached 37 before Mikey’s stylish looking knock ended on 20. Tony also started slowly, but then seemed to climb the summit with four 4s in a row. Regrettably, that was almost that: two more scoring strokes and he went pulling for another boundary. On 72-2, it looked good – but a glance down the batting line up gave cause for concern. And that was doubly so when Steve was bowled for 25 and we were 92-3 with Richard and Matt in. Now with due credit to both of them: they are no-one’s first choice as match winning batsmen. And frankly that’s how it panned out: but not courtesy of muscular fast bowling. No, what did for us was the gentle, very gentle left arm slow bowling of one O Ellis. He took 6 wickets with our batsmen all believing they could get him away. Batsmen fell by the wayside rapidly, only James Taylor putting up resistance and for a time, had us believing that we could win. But a questionable umpiring decision by Richard sent him back to the pavilion, with him insisting the ball had hit no part of his glove or bat so couldn’t be given a catch. Steve Taylor’s response to the baying fielders as he took to the field was: a golden duck. And when Honse was run out for our fourth nought, we were done on 128. Soundly beaten by a strong group of players who took the game to us from the outset.
Tintern won the toss and chose to bat.
Tintern Innings: O Ellis LBW J Simon 1; D Havells run out 13; G Reynolds LBW J Simon 24; S Hayward LBW M Steinke 18; S Williams Bld J Simon 12; D Reynolds Ct and Bld J Taylor 31; P Seabury Ct and Bld J Taylor 12; Jn Taylor Ct??? Bld S Taylor 27; I Ellis Ct J Simon Bld H Karvay 0; M Evans Ct S Taylor Bld P Steinke 7; S Jennings Bld S Taylor 1; H Ellis not out 2. TOTAL 157 all out.
Fall: 6, 40, 40, 52, 82, 109, 116, 127, 150, 154.
TWCC Bowling: M Steinke; 8-0-48-1; J Simon 7-0-32-3; P Steinke 8-1-19-1; J Taylor 3-0-22-2; H Karvay 3-0-20-1; S Taylor 2-0-20-2; M Pearce 1-0-2-0.
TWCC Innings: S Rogers Bld O Ellis 25; M Pearce Ct and Bld G Reynolds 20; T Pearce Ct P Seabury Bld C Jennings 25; R Brock Bld C Jennings 6; M Steinke Bld O Ellis 0; J Panther Bld C Jennings 0; J Taylor Ct, Bld O Ellis 22; J Simon Bld O Ellis 1; D Rogers Bld O Ellis 2; S Taylor Bld O Ellis 0; H Karvay run out 0; P Steinke not out 2.TOTAL 128 all out
Tintern Bowling: I Ellis 8-1-27-0; S Williams 8-0-18-0; G Reynolds 6-0-29-0; C Jennings 8-0-22-3; O Ellis 8-1-11-6; H Ellis 2-0-16-0.
Tintern won by 29 runs.
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Henfield v TWCC July 24th
Writing this two weeks after the event there is little to report that's different to the Sayers Common game (above). A slightly different cast of players, but the scorecard below reveals a similar tale of woe. In brief, because I want to go and do something else this fine morning, Henfield put themselves in to bat, which they proceeded to do, but when it was our turn we didn't. Also, when we bowled we did it with little penetration, but when they bowled they managed to penetrate on frequent occasions.
Henfield played better than us, but in all other respects our visit to Henfield was enjoyable as we were, as always, made welcome and shown every courtesy of the game. It would be nice to visit this fine old club with a stronger side than we seem to manage at this time of year, when we might get closer, at least, to making a match of it. Any highlights? Well... not much in the bowling to report, and in the batting department James and Richard did start off well with James managing a score in the 30's, Mikey, as always, looked good (and was good) batting, and I believe he might well have managed to resist for much longer if he'd not started running out of partners, but that was about it.
Let's thank Henfield for the game and leave it at that.
Henfield CC won the toss and elected to bat
Henfield Innings: CC: N Colgate LBW R Brock 34; T Furder Ct T Pearce (wkt) bld R Brock 24; C Griffiths not out 68; M Willis ct T Pearce (wkt) bld P Steinke 0; T Paine not out 44. DNB: J Howick, T Hills, D Silverson, C Howick, J Thomson, c Keulder. Extras don’t know as not recorded. Total 190 or so (total not entered into book!)
TWCC Bowling: J simon 9-1-55-0; M Brock 10-1-38-0; R Brock 8-0-38-2; P Steinke 11-3-21-1; M Pearce 4-0-29-0; J Trollope 1-0-10-0.
TWCC innings: J Trollope LBW J Howick 36; R Brock ct wkt bld C Howick 10; T Pearce ct N Colgate 1; M Gasson ret hurt 0; M Pearce LBW Silverson 18; J Simon ct M Willis bld C Keulder 11; J Panther bld J Howick 0; M Brock bld J Howick 4; G Cuthbert bld J Howick 0; P Steinke not out 0. Extras 10. Total 89 for 9 (all out).
Henfield CC Bowling: C Howick 9-1-22-1; J Thomson 7-2-28-0; C Keulder 7-3-17-2; J Howick 7-3-17-4; D Silverson 1-0-4-1.
Henfield CC win by (approx.) 101 runs.
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Albourne and Sayers Common v TWCC July 31st
A depeleted but nonetheless cheery TWCC turned up at Sayers Common. Looking around our dressing room before the game there were many new faces to greet, including that of Steve Rogers who, it transpired, had a black eye as a result of attempting to rearrange things at home. Tony, too, though physically unscathed, had caught a cold in the shop in the Sussex County Ground shop, so he was unlikely to be able to perform at his best. We were joined by old friends in the form of Ian Irvine and Tom Simon, and by new boy Matt Edwards, another friend of the Pearce's, who, with youth on his side, nearly brought the average age of this feisty TWCC squad down to something around 50.
Out on the pitch the Albourne and Sayers Common (heretoforward referred to as A&SC) looked somewhat jaunty. There's no accounting for this as we hadn't yet batted. Tom Stace, captaining the A&SC team, won the toss and, possibly without even knowing how well we'd played against Henfield on the previous week, elected to bat first.
Dave Jones, new ball in hand, launched into his familiar capering run up, and delivered the first of many fine overs of line and length bowling, but although the batters didn't manage to get on top, he was nonetheless unrewarded in wickets in his 7 over spell. Jim managed to find a bit of movement and some sort of accuracy, and A&SC were soon sending in their No. 5. Matt Edwards, replacing Jim, took a good wicket, but was also a touch expensive, whereas Phil, of course, who had replaced Dave, was reliably sewing up an end, which he continued to do through to the end of the match ending up with 3 for 41 0ff 13 overs. As Matt Edwards became a bit wayward and costly, Jim, in a master-stroke of decision-making, brought Mikey Pearce in to tighten things up again. Poor Mikey is struggling with his bowling. I'll leave it at that. In the face of a spiralling total Jim put himself back on and, with Phil, saw the bowling through to the end. 144 all out. On a normal Sunday this would have been about right, but on normal Sundays we sometimes have more batters in our side.
Tea, talk of betting again, and back out to begin, and what a great start TWCC made. Dave and Steve Rogers scampered about; Dave calling for quick ones and twos. Busy cricket. Hooray! We were in with a chance! Then the wickets began to fall, and, in all honesty, they never stopped. Highlights of our batting were Steve and Dave's calling and running, Steve's overall resistance, Ian's fine drive for four, Mikey's seeming easiness at the crease, Tony's runs coming in at £19.00 per run, and Tom scoring his first runs for TWCC. However, in all truth it was a sorry display, with A&SC pushing for the most convincing victory they could engineer; the excellent opening bowlers were only taken off when TWCC's No.'s 8 and 9 were at the crease with the total on 44, and A&SC cruised to an easy win. Maybe, with TWCC's batting line up including so few reliable batsmen, and when only one them bats reliably, it is unreasonable to expect more than that we have a nice afternoon out. But we all got a game and enjoyed the afternoon, and we look forward to the next game when fortunes may change.
Albourne and Sayers Common won the toss and elected to bat
A&SC Innings: H Coughlan bld Simon 0; C Kingscott ct Panther bld P Steinke 26; M Clare LBW Simon 6; J Webb bld Simon 22; W Pauls bld M Edwards 0; T Stace ct Irvine bld M Pearce 33; M Stace ct & bld P Steinke 18; M Widdowson run out (Simon) 14; N Davis bld P Steinke 0; R Saunders not out 7; P Black bld Simon 0. Extras 18 TOTAL 144 all out (39.2 OVERS).
Fall: 0-1, 14-3, 51-4, 51-5, 70-2, 104-6, 130-7, 130-9, 142-8, 144-11.
TWCC Bowling: D Jones 7-2-19-0; J Simon 13.2-4-42-4; P Steinke 13-2-41-3; M Edwards 5-2-22-1; M Pearce 1-0-20-1.
TWCC Innings: S Rogers bld Saunders 15; D Rogers bld Widdowson 4; M Pearce bld R Saunders 1; I Irvine bld Widdowson 5; T Pearce ct ? bld R saunders 5; M Edwards bld R. Saunders 1; J Panther ct ? bld R Saunders 1; T Simon ct & bld Davies 3; J Simon bld R Saunders 4; D Jones ct ? bld Davies 5; P Steinke not out 5. Extras 9.TOTAL: 60 all out (32 OVERS).
Fall: 12-2, 13-3, 21-4, 35-5, 37-6, 44-7, 44-1, 46-9, 53-8, 60-10.
A&SC Bowling: M Widdowson 10-1-15-2; R Saunders 11-0-24-6; M Clare 4-1-5-0; Davies 7-1-7-2..
Albourne and Sayers Common win by 84 runs.
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Moulsecoomb Wanderers v TWCC August 7th 2011
It was a warm but cloudy afternoon in far away Hadlow Down which was to go down in Czech cricket history: TWCC lost the toss and were asked to bat: Steve blasted out of the blocks with a quickfire 17, Paul scored only in even numbers (6,4,4,2,2,4) for his 22, Richard got altitude sickness going in at 3 whilst Jim and Matt simply went in and took the bowling apart on what was an occasionally unpredictable pitch. Eventually after a fine spell of handsome hitting, Jim stood on the threshold of his half century: only to get a knick behind and out for 47. Matt kept going for an excellent 36 not out and with a good all round batting performance we reached 197-5. The very Rev Andrew Fowler and Kevin Cook opened for them: and whilst Andrew went on to make an excellent 38, only one other batsman got into double figures: and it was all because of Honse! His fantastic seven overs opening spell left him with figures of 5 wickets for just 6 runs. When Honse had finished, the other bowlers came and cleared up, including a memorable wicket for Dave Rogers, made just minutes after he’d taken an awesome catch driven firmly – very firmly – into his midriff. All in all a good day, the batting was respectable, the catching near perfect and Honse absolutely perfect!
TWCC lost the toss and batted
P Hunter Bld Smythe 22; S Rogers Ct Wkt, Bld Dimmock 17; R Brock Ct, Bld Smythe 16; J Simon Ct Wkt Bld Bowen 47; J Panther Ct, Bld Setters 1; M Steinke Not out 36; M Brock Bld Bowen 8. TOTAL 197-5.
Fall: 17-2, 89-1, 93-3, 109-5, 189-4. DNB: I Irvine, J Karvay, D Rogers, P Steinke.
Bowling: Dev 8-3-29-0; Livey 7-0-36-0; Dimmock 6-1-18-1; Mayne 1-0-17-0; Smythe 7-2-19-2; Setters 6-0-43-1; Bowen 4-0-25-2.
A Fowler Bld P Steinke 38; K Cooke Ct I Irvine Bld J Karvay 4; Setters Ct & Bld J Karvay 0; Shepherd Ct Rogers Bld J Karvay 2; Dev Ct R Brock Bld J Karvay 8; Mayne Bld J Karvay 0; Trury Ct R Brock Bld D Rogers 4; Smythe Bld M Steinke 16; J Bowen Ct & Bld R Brock 2; Dimmock Bld M Steinke 2; Liversey not out ??
TOTAL 87 all out.
M Brock 5-0-47-0; J Karvay 7-4-6-5; P Steinke 8-4-5-1; D Rogers 1-0-7-1; M Steinke 7.2-2-15-2; R Brock 3-2-4-1.
TWCC won by 109 runs
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Warninglid v TWCC August 14th 2011
Report by Dave Jones
On a bright Sunday afternoon TWCC gathered at the Pavilion to admire a youthful, and quite threatening, bunch of the pride of Warninglid. Their average age looked about 25. As Phil surveyed his 9 fine men he couldn’t help but compare the two sides. His player’s average age was more like 48!
Undaunted, TWCC took to the field with the good news that Phil had managed to recruit an extra player from his old club of Albourne & Sayers Common, whose game had (luckily for us) been cancelled. Phil lost the toss and was asked to bowl, and he opted to start with the unusual combination of Dave Jones and Honse (who the previous week had taken 5 wickets for the first time).
However, Honse soon found that the Twineham artificial wicket was a different length to that on the balmy uplands of Hadlow Down, and after 3 overs of Honse’s new full-toss style, Phil had decided that discretion was the better part of valour and replaced Honse with himself.
At this time the score was 38 for none and things did not look good with a complete array of those young, expert batsmen awaiting. Within minutes the whole scene was changed when swing, bounce and swerve unexpectantly entered the scene, and when Dave J was replaced after 16 overs Warninglid found themselves around 52 for 4. Dave took 2 wickets in his spell and then Phil really got going. By the time he came off he’d cleaned bowled 5 Warninglid batsmen, and with Matt bowling really well too, and gaining a couple more wickets, the opposition found themselves on 95-9. Step forward Edward Bunn. With a quite brilliant slower ball he removed the last Warninglid batsman and TWCC strode confidently, but almost disbelievingly, to the Pavilion.
With half an hour still to tea, David Rogers and son Steve advanced to the wicket to start the TWCC innings on the way to that winning target of 96. David absolutely refused to wear helmet, thigh pads or a suit of armour when it was pointed out that the 6ft 4ins 18 year old pace bowler was opening the bowling! His first ball moved a foot across the wicket at about 85 miles an hour and hit Steve on the pad ominously near to his leg stump. Only a brilliant decision by umpire Dave J, who had spotted that this ball was going to miss by at least half a millimetre, saved Steve. A brilliant cameo of seven overs followed as David and Steve played stoically and soundly until tea and advanced the score to 24.
Twineham and Wineham rested in the sun and basked in the glory of their achievements so far, as they munched Phil’s tea with the bird’s singing, and all was well with the world.
This euphoria lasted until the second ball of the resumption of play when David returned to the Pavilion after his stumps had been splayed by the young spinner Warninglid had introduced after teatime. Nevermind, step forward Tony Pearce, he of the £290 bat! (£290??? I undervalued his runs at Albourne and Sayers Common by £100. Ed.) After two failures with the most expensive piece of wood seen since Chippendale departed Wineham, surely it couldn’t fail again.
However, Tony wasn’t the player to worry about, yet. Steve who had played sensibly and well up to this point, decided he would then hit the left hand spinner bowling from the Pavilion end into the field in the direction of Hickstead, but instead put the ball gently into the hands of the fielder at Mid Wicket.
Enter Edward. Surely he would do the job. Edward then repeated the same shot as Steve with exactly the same result and thoughts started to turn a little queasy in the minds of the remaining TWCC batsmen.
Honse appeared at the wicket and, along with a few attacking shots from Tony, they advanced the score rather well until Honse fell after an unbelievable stroke of bad luck. He cracked the spinner with great gusto into the back of the 6ft 4in 18 year old fast bowler, from which it flew through the air into the hands of the wicket-keeper. Not Honse’s match this one! With the score now roughly 55 for 4 things looked a little more comfortable and surely Tony and our guest bat Mark would go on and give us a comfortable victory. Then that lump of wood did it again! Another top edge from a cross bat shot and Tony departed caught. This bat has more red marks on its edge and back than on the front! If we assume a scoring rate of £1 per run, this lump of crud should pay Tony back sometime during the 2014 season. I personally think it should be burnt straight away and be made to form part of the Twineham and Wineham ashes.
Still, not to be downcast, the innings proceeded with Mark, our new hero, hitting some strong shots off the 6ft 4in 18-year paceman who had ominously returned, badly bruised, from nowhere. With Matt also managing some lusty blows the TWCC score began to climb again. Mark, obviously trying to earn an enormous transfer fee with add-ons from Sayers Common, then hit one attacking shot too many and was unfortunately also caught. As Ian strode nervously to face the music, the 18 year old, who by now had seemingly recovered very well from his bruising and was determined to make someone pay, pawed the ground at the Downs end. Ian initially kept him out well and it was left to Matt to crack a couple of good shots for boundaries until he too tried one attacking shot too many and also departed the field. On came Dave J, with a slightly nervous tick which had appeared out of nowhere as he watched this mayhem, and somehow he managed to miss the ball in a beautifully stylish way and yet still stay in.
The 6ft 4in 18 year old (we get the picture, Ed.) then delivered an unplayable ball to Ian which moved a foot across the wicket and ripped out his leg stump before Ian had worked out which direction it was coming from. Captain Phil then entered the play as last man with the score around 82 for 8. Phil wasn’t going to give this one up and resolute play followed from the Captain. No way was he going to take five wickets and lose this one. Keeping the 6ft 4in 18 year old (...) out brilliantly and scoring a couple of fours off the other bowler, and with Dave J trembling nervously but somehow managing to stay out there, the score was suddenly 93 for 8. Phil reasoned that the opportunity for the win lay in clobbering the bowler who was not the 6ft 4ins 18 year old (I'm sure he has a name, Ed) to the boundary for the winning runs. This he proceeded to do. The ball flew like an arrow to the boundary and Phil finished his first run and stood to watch as his lovely shot gave us victory. However, the ball then proceeded to act like a golf ball and span back and stopped 2 inches from the boundary. Dave J, reasoning that 2 runs would at least tie the game and give us a moral victory, what with our 10 men, had not assumed the ball was over the boundary and he found himself sprinting like a gazelle for the first run and doing a Usain Bolt for the second, only to find himself standing with Phil at one end as the return to the bowler was then thrown to the wicketkeeper at the other end to run Phil out and give Warninglid victory by 2 runs!
At the Castle this stunning defeat was slightly eased by the drinking of many pints of Guinness, that appropriately for the day, was off, in the company of a good bunch of the Warninglid victors. Discussion finally turned to Tony’s bat and it was decided that if you meet Murray Goodwin in a sports shop, tell him to keep his opinions to himself and ****** off!
Report II by Phil Steike
With Richard and Jim being unavailable Phil stood in as captain against Warninglid. Having started the week with the prospect of a full team, Phil ended with just 9 on match day. He mangaged to get Mark Stace from Albourne and Sayers Common to get TWCC up to 10 for the day.
Warninglid won the toss and decided to bat first on a reasonable sunny day. Phil asked Dave Jones and Honse to open the bowling. Dave bowled a good line and length while Honse didn’t bowl as well as he did at Hadlow Down, and Matt Nastys took a liking to his bowling, hitting him for a 2 sixes and a couple of fours while Dave was bowling well. Honse finally came off after bowling 2 overs for 21 runs and Phil put himself on at the Pavilion End and managed to slow the scoring rate down again. He also managed to get WICKETS! 5 in all, all clean bowled, in a spell of 5 for 26 off 12 overs. Dave was still plugging away from the Downs End and he ended with the excellent figures of 2 for 26 off 8 overs. Matt Steinke replaced Dave and, bowling with good pace and accuracy, picked up a couple of wickets; 2 for 20 off 6 overs. Edward came on for Matt and finished the visitors’ innings off with figures of 1 for 2 off 3 balls. Job done; Warninglid 95 all out off just 28 overs and 3 balls.
So it was over to the TWCC batsmen to go out and win the game. Dave and Steve Rogers, the tried and tested family pairing, started off well, and the home side were 24 for no loss at tea. But is wasn’t going to be a stroll in the park, and, at the resumption of play, spin came on to play a part. Dave was first out, being tempted to have a heave; bowled for 3. Then Steve had a go and was caught for 16. Tony and Edward soon followed, Tony hitting a nice couple of 6’s before, again, being caught. Honse was unlucky as he hit a palyer and the bowler caught the rebound. So, back came the distinctly lively 6’5” 16 year old Jamie Hutchings, and he had Mark Stace caught at mid off for 13 after playing some good shots, he bounced out Matt Steinke for 14 (another good knock) and bowling Ian Irvine for 6. In came Phil, with TWCC needing 6 to win. Soon it was down to just 2 to win! Phil, who thought he’d scored the winning runs as he hit the ball towards the boundary, managed to get himself run out by ball-watching as a bit of excellent fielding resulted in both batsmen, Dave Jones and Phil, suddenly being together at the Pavilion End… A comedy run out. Game lost by 1 run. If only we had had 11 players we might have won this one!
Warninglid won the toss and elected to bat.
Warninglid Innings: D Tingley Bld P Steinke 20; M Nastys Ct Karvay, Bld D Jones 23; C Rayner Bld P Steinke 9; T Rayner Bld P Steinke 1; A Ridgewell Ct S Rogers Bld D Jones 4; A Parsons Bld P Steinke 3; M Church LBW Bld M Steinke 10; C Malik Cld P Steinke 2; C Vaughan Bld M Steinke 2; C Gallie Bld E Bunn 10; J Hutchings not out 8.
TWCC Bowling: D Jones: 8-0-28-2; J Karvay 2-0-21-0; P Steinke 12-5-26-5; M Steinke 6-1-20-2; E Bunn 0.3-0-2-1.
TWCC Innings: S Rogers Ct Gallis Bld Parsons 16; D Rogers Bld T Raynor 3; T Pearce Ct..... Bld Parsons 19; E Bunn Ct Gallie Bld Parsons 1; J Karvay Ct and Bld Raynor 6; M Stace Ct.....Bld Hutchens 13; M Stainke Ct......Bld Hutchins 14; I Irvine Bld Hutchins 6; D Jones not out 0; P Steinke Run out 4
Fall: 24, 24, 26, 51, 53, 71, 86, 89
Warninglid Bowling: J Hutchens 7-1-22-3; M Church 3-1-8-0; Parsons 12-0-36-3; T Raynor 10-5-16-2; C Raynor 2-0-6-0.
TWCC lost by 1 run!
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Partridge Green v TWCC August 21st 2011
The first visit for most TWCC cricketers to Partridge Green’s ground, and what a lovely afternoon for cricket. The sun shone, the large `crown green` square was extremely well kept and the pitch looked perfect for batting. Hence the perplexed looks when the captain revealed he’d won the toss and opted to bowl! The thinking was – for there was some thinking involved – that we were not strong in batting, and given that they’d opted for a 40 overs match, we felt our bowlers could keep their batsmen in check and give us a fighting chance. So we took to the field, picnickers looked on disinterestedly, and we set about our task. The father son combo of Phil and Matt Steinke shared an effectively stifling opening spell though failed to make a breakthrough. But PG were scoring at less than 4 an over. Eyebrows were then raised as James was introduced into the miserly attack: but he took a wicket just 3 balls in. He continued to bowl well, along with Matt Edwards at the other end. In fact none of the bowling was bad at all: the problem was that as we gradually made inroads into their order, they seemed to get more potent. So with just the last 10 overs to come, their batsmen were smacking the ball with such violence that it fair raced to hide in the foliage that surrounded the ground. A sprinkling of wickets amongst the bowlers was boosted by good catches: an excellent reach at first slip by Matt S and an impressively taken exocet at long on by Richard. It meant PG just crept past 5 an over to finish on 206-8. Gettable: but we would need Tony’s bat to make a considerable return on his investment (see previous reports for the preamb£e). Dave Rogers and James revived an opening partnership not seen for some time: and they loved the reunion. Dave smashing 4s and James keeping up with him. Unfortunately both fell on 42, but they appeared to have passed the baton to safe hands when the Pearces briskly got into their stride. However, Tony’s bat curse struck again: (yes, it’s official, the bat is cursed) when he was clean bowled on 18. Richard struck up a good partnership with Mikey (and you only have to ask the girls of South Wales to know how difficult that is to do) before Mikey holed out for a top score of 27. At 130 – 4 we were still well in the game, though the asking rate was up to 6 an over. However, Richard was bowled by a good off-spinner (so he says Ed), and we went rapidly downhill from there, eventually bowled out for 156. But be in no doubt: this was a good performance by a TWCC team short of at least two regular batsmen: we stood up to a battering in the field, with only occasional whingeing by our schoolboy element, our top six all got amongst the runs and we were still in with a shout up to the last few overs. Partridge Green were good opponents: plenty of youth and muscle and that’s good for us: and it was an enjoyable fixture.
TWCC won the toss and chose to bowl
Partridge Green Innings
J Tarratt LBW Bld Trollope 13; B Dumbrill Bld J Karvay 48; M Hellever Ct M Steinke Bld Trollope 18; I White Bld R Brock 21; S Garman Ct M Steinke Bld R Brock 21; G Adlam Ct M Edwards Bld R Brock 10; O Odway Bld M Steinke 21; D Smith not out 6; C Adlam Ct R Brock Bld P Steinke 24; TOTAL 206-8 (40 overs).
DNB: T White, C Hand.
TWCC Bowling: P Steinke 8-4-15-1, M Steinke 8-1-42-1, J Trollope 5-0-27-2, M Edwards 5-0-22-0, M Brock 6-0-35-0, H Karvay 2-0-10-1, R Brock 8-1-30-3.
J Trollope Ct, Bld G Adlam 20; D Rogers Ct, Bld C Hand 17; T Pearce Bld S Garman 18; M Pearce Ct, Bld Dumbrill 27; R Brock Bld C Adlam 23; M Steinke LBW Bld Dumbrill 14; M Brock Bld C Adlam 0; I Irvine Ct Bld Gough 3; J Karvay Bld Dumbrill 7; M Edwards not out 5; P Steinke Bld Dumbrill 4.
TOTAL 131-3 (37 overs) Fall: 42-2, 42-1,71-3, 113-4, 130-5, 135-7, 139-6, 143-8, 152-9, 156-11.
BOWLING: C Hand 8-2-24-1; D Smith 3-0-10-0; G Adlam 6-1-23-1; S Garman 5-1-27-1; T White 3-0-26-1; C Adlam 6-0-24-2; Dumbrill 6-2-19-4.
PARTRIDGE GREEN WON BY 50 RUNS
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TWCC v Crescent August 28th 2011
The mid season blues (in results terms) which have swept through the club since the tour have been understandable in some ways, given the struggle for players we’ve been finding during the summer due to holidays/Hicksteads etc. But here was our chance to reclaim our victory crown, with a strong batting side and opponents we beat handsomely last season. Hmmmmm....... We lost the toss and were asked to bat. A good, though slowish, start was made by Paul and James, opening together for the first time since May. When they reached 54 Paul holed out for 29, leaving the stage open for Dave Jones to bed in and put up a good score. Unfortunately Paul also left Dave at the mercy of James, who ran him out with a suicidal dash for just 2. 64-2. James fell on his own sword with the score unmoved so it was left to Tony to try to get `that bat` to work with Edward accompanying him. Progress continued to be painfully slow: it could be argued that the best thing Tony’s bat did for the first half hour was knock the stumps in more firmly. However after encouraging shouts from the the boundary to `get a bloody move on` Tony exploded into life, aiming sixes towards the pavilion in answer to his critics. In fact, such was his vigour, he hit 3 sixes in a row before racing down the wicket for more glory only to be stumped for 72. By this time Edward had already departed the other end for 19 and with the loss of those two, scoring pretty much dried up, certainly not helped by a golden duck by Steve Rogers! But with a healthy 174 on the board, and a slow, unmowed outfield, TWCC feasted at tea with quiet confidence.
Crescent started well: the opening bowling combination of Honse and Phil were unable to break through early on and it took Dave Jones to get the wicket with a good caught and bowled. Phil finally got his man and then another to put us back in the driving seat. But some determined middle order hitting swung the game the other way again. Matthew Brock’s wicket helped but with 15 overs left, they only needed 3.5 per over. Unfortunately, Richard somewhat recklessly kept himself on for a long spell and got severely dealt with. Bringing back Phil stopped the run torrent but the damage had been done and TWCC fell short by two wickets in the penultimate over. Disappointing in the extreme and if the finger were to be pointed at the captain for inflexible bowling changes, that would be fair. On the brighter side, the day should be marked for one moment of history, when Dave Jones took his second catch in the same match: now when’s the last time that happened??
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to bat
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Ct, Bld Brown 29; J Trollope Ct, Bld Lawson 30; D Jones run out 2; T Pearce Stumped, bld Woods 72; E Bunn Ct, Bld S Wood 19; M Brock Ct, Bld Woods 1; S Rogers Bld Woods 0; D Rogers Ct & Bld Jeffery 3; J Karvay not out 0; R Brock not out 1.
Fall: 54-1, 64-3,64-2, 124-5, 125-6, 125-7, rest not recorded
DNB: P Steinke
Bowling: Brown 11-2-36-1; S Wood 7-2-23-0; Lawson 9-1-33-1; M Wood 5-0-30-3; Jeffery 4-0-13-1.
Crescent Innings: Gatford Ct & Bld D Jones 36; Caroghan Ct Karvay Bld R Brock 37; Jenkins Bld P Steinke 1; Pomfrett Bld P Steinke 0; S Wynard Bld M Brock 13; Burgess Ct D Jones, Bld R Brock 17; Lawson Bld R Brock 14; M Wood not out 15; Jeffery Bld P Steinke 25; Brown not out 0.
TOTAL 175 – 8
TWCC Bowling: J Karvay 5-0-31-0 P Steinke 13-1-32-3 D Jones 6-1-23-1; M Brock 6-0-28-1; R Brock 9.4-0-52-3.
Crescent win by 2 wickets
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TWCC v Bolney CC September 11th
Having humbled – it’s not too strong a word – Bolney at our meeting earlier this season, when we won by 129 runs, the onus was on us to put in another good performance against our traditionally strong neighbours. After a weekend lost to rain, it was an unexpectedly warm afternoon when Richard lost the toss and TWCC were put in. Dave Rogers and Paul began in quiet style – Dave somewhat quieter than Paul. We know this because some clever dick started doing the ballcount and it was maintained to the end, when Paul worked out our slowest and most dashing players. Of which more later. Safe to say, Dave’s 6 from 47 balls was never going to see him top the scoring rate: but in fairness, he lasted longer at the crease than Paul who offered a leading edge catch back to the bowler for 19 with the score on 28. James was also `in` when he got out for 17, another leading edge. And still Dave remained. Finally, when he’d seen enough dot balls, he raced down the pitch and was promptly stumped. A lesson there: `slow is smooth, smooth is fast` (copyright US Navy Seals!)
Anyway with Dave’s departure and the score on 56-3 there came the mouth-watering combination of Tony and Rob at the crease together. For a few minutes the cricket became exciting, with Tony in the unusual position of playing second fiddle.
And these two put on 46 before Tony too raced down the pitch to be stumped for 21. Rob also surrendered early on just 29, then Steve too on 16. Everyone was getting in, but none going on, finding the slow bowling of Bowles difficult and frustrating. (which Bowles I hear you say, for there were 3 of them Bowleing. Truth is I don’t know, but between them they got 5 wickets). Only Jim got to grips with the attack, showing a fine touch which has been shining through his batting during the second half of the season. He stayed until the end when we finished on 173-8, slightly below what the `expert commentators` had hoped for whilst sitting on the boundary. And what of those scoring rates: well top by a mile was Rob with a strike rate of 145 per 100 balls. Equal second were Tony and Richard with a round 100: then a glut of others around the 50-80 mark. Frankly it tells us little we didn’t know but as with so much in the scorebook it has a fascination all the same.
We will avoid tea: as so many apparently did, feeling that the previous week’s sandwiches reheated in the afternoon sunshine were some sort of public health hazard.
So to Bolney’s innings. It became clear soon – perhaps as early as the second over – that they would not be challenging for victory. Rob and Paul had them pinned down, with Paul getting the breakthrough. That brought to the crease C Bunce, who was determined to leave with a result of sorts. So he effectively closed his end down, and our bowlers were unable to do anything about it. Phil struck thrice at the other end, Jim clean bowled another, Matthew Brock stopped a lengthy and dangerous stand of 3 developing further by removing an off stump, and another wicket the same over brought hope of victory. But we couldn’t unlock the other end, and whilst 7 bowlers tried their luck, it was only when we reverted back to Rob that we stood on the threshold of victory with the 9th wicket going down. But Mr Bunce and Barry Griffin their skipper bravely saw out Rob’s bouncers in the fading light and the game finally juddered to a halt with Bolney failing to make 50 in 1 and ¼ hours and 20 overs. Their strike rates were not recorded.
Match drawn: Rob’s figures summing up the second innings: 12 overs, 10 maidens, 2 runs, 1 wicket.
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to bat
TWCC Innings: P Hunter Ct & Bld J Gathern 19; D Rogers St, Bld S Bowles 6; J Trollope Ct & Bld Gathern 17; T Pearce St, Bld S Bowles 21;R Rydon Ct J Gathern, Bld P Bowles 29; S Rogers Ct Matthews, Bld R Bowles 16; J Simon not out 34; M Brock Ct Griffin, Bld J Bowles 2; D Jones Ct R Bowles, Bld J Flower 6;R Brock not out 3.
TOTAL 173-8, 46 overs. DNB: P Steinke
Bolney Bowling: J Gathern 12-0-36-2; M Madden 7-2-23-0; S Bowles 11-1-39-2; R Bowles 8-0-37-2; J Flower 5-0-13-1; J Bowles Jnr: 3-0-14-1.
Fall: 28-1, 54-3, 56-2, 102-4, 103, 139, 148, 167.
Bolney Innings: J Moore Ct wk S Rogers, Bld P Hunter 0; S Matthews St S Rogers, B P Steinke 2; C Bunce not out 18; R Bowles Bld P Steinke 4; S Bowles Bld P Steinke 1; D Bridge Bld J Simon 0; M Madden Bld M Brock 0; J Bowles Ct Rydon Bld M Brock 0; J Gathern Ct P Steinke Bld D Jones 3; J Flower Ct & Bld Rydon 5; B Griffin not out 0
TWCC Bowling: P Hunter 5-1-7-1; R Rydon 12-10-2-1; P Steinke 10-4-10-3; J Simon 5-2-7-1; J Trollope 3-0-7-0; M Brock 4-1-5-2; D Jones 3-2-5-1.
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TWCC v Streat and Westmeston September 18th
Report to follow
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TWCC v Brighton Beamers September 25th
On a day when neither Richard nor Jim were about, it was down to Phil to lose the toss against Brighton Beamers, and TWCC were put in to bat. After a slow start Paul decided to save James the trouble and ran himself out, and although steady progress was the order of the day runs were generally hard to come by as the Beamers were bowling well. At the half way stage TWCC were on 80 for 1 thinking that somewhere around 175 would be a good score, when Tony, swinging his high-poundage bat, decided it was time to open up. 6's and 4's spoiled some of the Beamer's bowlers figures and he, together with contributions from James and Jonathan, took the score on to 206 for 4 at tea. Tony was eventually stumped after one too many advances, on 141, and Jonathan ended up not out on 26.
After a good tea dished up by the Hunters it was down to the TWCC bowlers to make inroads into the Beamers' batsmen. Phil decided to open the bowling with Matt and Paul hoping Paul would have some residual anger to draw on, but he couldn't find the length and line he was looking for - it wasn't Paul's day, but he made a brilliant tea! Matt was bowling well but Phil had to make a few decisions, and he replaced Paul with James who slowed the batsmen down to a degree and Phil decided to bring himself on from the Downs End where he immediately had Ben Rigby, coring at 7 an over, dropped when wickets needed to be taken. After 3 overs Phil decided to take himself off and Bring Honse on, but that ploy didn't work as Honse went for 21 off 2 overs. Phil took James off and returned to the fray himself and had success in removing Andrews to a brilliant running catch by Ed Bunn. By this time Beamers needed 47 off 15 overs and it was looking bad for TWCC. Ed Bunn replaced Honse but went for 14 runs in his first over. Things were definitely looking bad for Twineham. Phil, still going steady at the Pavilion End, had the dangerous Howie LBW for 5 (after his 100 plus last year), but the tide was turned on 165 for 2 when Matt pulled off a stunning catch to get rid of Ben Rigby for 112. The match changed! From 165 for 2 the Beamers fell to 167 for 8! Phil and Ed had 8 overs to remove the final wicket, but it was played out very well by the Beamers tail-enders for a draw. Ed finished with 8-3-22-4, Phil 13-3-22-4.
A good game in the end, whcih at one point TWCC could easily have lost. (And easily won! Ed.)
And that's it for the season!
TWCC lost the toss and were asked to bat
TWCC Innings: P Hunter run out 1; J Trollope ct, bld Chaffey 23; T Pearce st, bld R Rigby 141; S Rogers ct kpr, bld Andrews 0; J Rowland not out 26; E Bunn not out 2. Extras 15, Total 206 for 4. DNB M Steinke, D Rogers, J Karvey, P Steinke, T Simon.
Brighton Beamers Bowling: Musset 7-0-18-0; Nicholls 5-0-17-0; Hewie 10-1-38-0; Chaffey 7-0-16-1; Williams 4-0-41-0; D Andrews 6-0-18-1; Eaton 3-0-43-0; (x?) Rigby 2-0-14-1.
Brighton Beamers Innings: R Rigby LBW M Steinke 7; B Rigby ct M Steinke bld E Bunn 112; D Andrews ct E Bunn bld P Steinke 39; B Hewie LBW P Steinke 5; F Rigby bld P Steinke 0; N Chaffey ct T Pearce bld E Bunn 0;
R Nicholls ct M Steinke bld P Steinke 0; J Richards st Rogers bld E Bunn 0; A Williams ct P Hunter bld E Bunn 0; R Musset not out 1; A Eaton not out 0. Extras 3. Total un recorded but somewhere around 168 for 9.
TWCC Bowling: M Steinke 8-1-21-1; P Hunter 8-0-50-0; P Steinke 13-3-22-4; J Trollope 4-0-29-0; J Karvey 2-0-21-0; E Bunn 8-3-22-4.
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TWCC 2010 Season
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TWCC v Brunswick Village April 25th 2010
As a warm April sun beamed down on the newly-painted pavilion that had been lovingly restored just seven days earlier - restored that is apart from some structurally threatening cracks which will need seeing to at some point in the next thirty years or so - the team of 2010 assembled ready for the off. In keeping with a policy of inclusion and dependability there were no new faces in the TWCC line up, though the competition for places remains as fierce as ever; those available on Sunday are always in with a very good shout.
Skipper Brock took to the field for his first duty of the season, and once he'd lost the toss and been asked to bat, he left it to the others to make a similarly inadequate start, but in fact it all began rather well as Paul and James added 36 for the first wicket before James was run out by a combination of poor calling (Paul) and lazy running (James). It was a shame because James was showing signs of his 2008 form, but it was a sharp throw from mid on which got him. Tony's determination to knock the slow bowling of Fernandopulle out of the ground saw him stumped for just 14 and was followed by a middle-order collapse of the type for which TWCC has rightly become renowned around the grounds of Sussex. The next 5 wickets fell for just 28 runs; mostly irresponsible slashes and dashes down the wicket - and it was only Paul who was continuing to show the way to bat which averted a catastrophe. When Matt came out to join him, there was still almost an hour left and we were 96-6, but Matt stepped up to the role asked of him brilliantly, and the two of them not only used all the time but piled on the runs with Paul making a magnificent 104 not out and Matt unbeaten on 28 as the score rose to 204 from our two and a half hours. The stand between Matt and Paul was an unbroken 85 for the 8th wicket.
Brunswick started their reply brightly, smashing Richard for 6 over a garden and into the shed. The skipper tried to argue he was unused to opening the innings, but his two potential openers were both tired from their batting, bless `em. Anyway, Phil made the breakthrough from the other end with two quick wickets, one of which was a stunning low catch at slip by Tony. Richard got the big tonking opener caught magnificently by Jonathan - when a few doubted he would make the running catch required. But in at 4 was their Sri Lankan who had taken 4 wickets and also we knew, from past experience, could bat a bit. In truth he never looked completely comfortable during his 47 and he holed out from Mikey's medium pacers.
Mikey was bowling well with his leg spin too and picked up 3 wickets before they went on the defensive. Honse was brought on for the last 10 overs and took 2 excellent wickets, including a second stunning running catch from Jonathan, during whose sprint James could be heard to say "he certainly won't get that."
Career best figures of 16-2 for Honse, but we were unable to despatch their numbers 8 and 9 and the game finished a draw, with Brunswick on 150 for 8.
TWCC lost the toss and batted
J Trollope Run out 15; P Hunter Not out 104; T Pearce Stumped Bld Fernandopulle 14; J Rowland Stumped Bld Fernandopulle 0; S Rogers Bld Fernandopulle 2; M Pearce Bld M Funnell 1; G Hunter Bld Fernandopulle 4;
R Brock Bld Funnell 9; M Steinke Not Out 28.
DNB: H Karvay, P Steinke
TOTAL: 204 - 7
FALL: 36-1, 66-3, 66-4, 84-5, 89-6, 94-7, 119-8
Bowling: D Green 7-1-24-0; Asanga 6-2-7-0; Fernandopulle 11-2-55-4; Tapleton 4-0-26-0; Funnell 9-1-34-2;